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BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

Guy!!!

Mehn!!! This your analysis is med.
You need to work with the US Knacking Intelligence.

iLegendd:
One more thing and I'm going to be blunt as usual.

Why are you too emotional and reactive? Work on it. I knew you probably 4 days ago and on that day, you won 300 card. Immediately, you followed me.

The next day or two days later, things didn't go your way, so you unfollowed me. Luckily, you won 1k from me — if I could remember clearly. Today, after giving you a satisfactory reply, you followed again.

With this mood swing, I can tell you two things to work on

1. Emotional control (impulse to retaliate)
2. Calmness to ignore things and being too attached to outcome

With that behavior I just spotted, if a woman breaks your heart, you'll either kill her or commit suicide because you hate being hurt and it affects you badly until you retaliate before you can feel better.

Solution: Read a book on emotional intelligence.

Even though this thread is just for fun, I'll never hesitate to educate people on things they need to improve.

Hi Boss, can you recommend a good book that I can read on this emotional intelligence, I want to work on the second one you mentioned above.

1. Graphics Design (in general).
2. Novice Copywriter (still growing).

I don't know for now, but you and Gyrationtech could lend a...

Wow! the windows look cool.
The last one tho, makes sense with blue light on.

Wonderful write up boss iLegendd .

Don't deactivate now ooo, I and the rest people who are interested in your threads are not done skimming through them.

I once have anger issues, buh I had to talk myself out of it without assist from anybody, besides why should I be angry if I don't gain anything from it. Unless the anger go generate excess income and profit my life, it's not worth the stress.

All haters should know this.

"He/She who invest more time, energy and strength in (relationships, people etc.) Like your whole life depends on it, tends to loose more and feel depressed when things turn sour."

BKsoul:
You better go and drink sniper.... beggar

Do you need me to reset your dull brain, or I should mind my business?

BKsoul:
its a lie... you came because of card giveaway... mumu man

Easy with the insult young lad.

Are you sure you're okay??

The fact that you replied to my comment without me mentioning your moniker or quoting you, is enough proof that you're a she-male.


Enough with the nuisance already, it's becoming irritating ni.

Lmao.
See as your she-male hater just help you keep this your thread lively.

I love this your method of keeping haters hooked joor, let me experiment it.

Vecto:
lol the exchange was really hilarious. The tweet trended for days...

Don jazzy tweets something controversial..

Random guy : Oga the shut the fvck up make you sit down abeg

Don jazzy : Mister calm down.. Your blood dey hot. How e dey be for you? I know say things hard

Random guy: Omo baba hunger dey everywhere

Don jazyy: Na im you no talk? Oya drop your aza make I find you something

Instantly credits him 100k.

Even showed the credit alert.

Bro it was very funny but it happened. I'm a living witness lol

What!!!
I no fit laugh abeg.

iLegendd:
He accepted, I paid him the 2k or 4k, I gave him the 7k book, yet I haven't used what he did and never will use it because I found out he skipped pages. I felt scammed of a total of 10k+, but I'm not bothered. I have forgiven him.

Imagine if you had written that book, massive!!! income.
Sha things dey occur.

Vecto:
Sometimes it is. Don Jazzy credited a random hater on Twitter for telling him to shut the fu**k up. I was completely dazzled.

Credited just for being a hater, lmao
I'm still thinking.

Hi, I have a challenge

I can't download the app.
It says "this item is not available in your country"

Looks like your haters are the one benefitting from you ooo.
I wonder what they actually gain trolling and abusing someone on a faceless forum sef , oh! I forgot, free card for them
Try share card for you lovers/non-haters.

IncredibleWrite:
When are you going to pay your tithe?

Next year by this time, remind me.

iLegendd:
I didn't know Nnewi doesn't have a strong Airtel network — in fact, they don't use Airtel.

The first thing I bought was 200k and when it was time to transfer the money, the young man told me we need to climb upstairs to get signal.

I followed him and there was 1 bar on Airtel (which I was to use to receive OTP).

I took his account details and did everything, but the OTP refused to come because of poor network. Sadly, the Airtel Network finally disappeared for life and changed to emergence.

For the browsing, I was using MTN which had 3 bars or so.

After waiting for network to some minutes, he said we should use a POS, but I refused because withdrawing 200k via a POS will be 100 Naira per 5k. Do the math.

I can't waste money like that. "No, I know the guy, you'll only give him 500 Naira," the seller said. "Why not we use the bank/ATM?" I told him, but he said it will waste time and so on.

"Okay," I agreed and he carried me on his vehicle and we headed to the POS — a 15 minute drive because of how terrible the road was.

We got there and the POS man said he can't take 500 Naira for 200k. There were some cute Igbo girls there looking fly and one was staring at me because I was speaking English while they were speaking Igbo.

So, she knew I was a foreigner or I don't speak their language — though, I do hear 40%, but I can't speak it.

"Give him 2k," the seller that drove me to the POS said. "2k how?" I asked. "Didn't you tell me I will only pay 500 Naira? How come 2k?"

I wasn't even happy I would be paying 500 Naira for something I can just do with my phone in less than 20 seconds if I had network.

"See, you're traveling back to Rivers state, so you need to do fast so you can reach on time," he said — the seller.

"Okay, I'll help you guys with 1k for 200k and I can't go below that," the POS man said.

After considering how we've wasted at least 10 minutes there, I brought out 500 and told him to add another 500 to it, but he refused.

Instead, he brought out 200 Naira and said he want to lend me and I'll pay back when we get back to his shop. See me see trouble. Lend ke.

I told him I won't pay and it's not because I don't have money with me to pay, but the reason I don't like this is because he told me 500 Naira will do it, but here we are and you want me to spend more. (Igbo guys and sense to suck you slowly).

A guy can guy a guy, but a guy cannot guy a Port Harcourt guy easily. Las las it will end in Rivers of______fill in the blank.

In my pocket, the cash with me was more than enough, though not up to 200k and that's why I needed to do the transfer to avoid carrying lots of money and endanger my life in a place I haven't been to before. It was my first time in Nnewi, but not my first or second time in Anambra.

Finally, I contributed 800 + his 200 and we paid.

Now, here is my question: Even though Sarcodié will say, "You know say money no be problem," do you think I'm happy I lost 800 Naira just like that? No no no.

If he had told me the real amount, I wouldn't have felt that way. I felt gamed/played You know, these Igbos are smart when it comes to money and we Rivers guys are violent when we notice we are being cheated or used.

If you think 800 Naira is not money, then wait to see a smart Igbo man who will not want to lose 200 Naira. This is to say, Igbos are smart when it comes to money and they don't like losing it even if it's just 200 Naira.

There is nothing like peanut — you get paid based on the value or perceived value of your talent, product, item, skill, or job.

Books that cure PE have a big value and that is why I sell it for 10k and above.

Having a football skill has a bigger perceived value and that's why footballers earn a lot while doctors earn less (compared to footballers) because saving a life in today's society doesn't have a good perceived value compared to saving animals.

Kill 10 cows today and kill 10 humans and you'll see the world will worry more about the 10 cows.

Kill a man and a cute cat and you'll see Americans and animal activists will care more about the dead cat.

So, it's all about value or perceived value. I value 800 Naira because I didn't steal it — I worked for it.

A fraudster won't value it because it was stolen and this is why Yahoo Boys waste money or spend lavishly. In my world, we spend wisely even if people will see us as broke or stingy.

Let them think what they want to think — we keep moving.

Lol, this nnewi reminds me of my hometown, if you're not using using airtel in that village then OYO is your case cus there's no network for any other sim except airtel, unless you'll go to a particular primary school, sit in a particular spot, position yourself in a funny way, then you'll get peanut network for Mtn and the rest

Karleb:
Whether he paid for solution or question isn't even my problem, what I hated was he paid the guy peanuts.

I doubt if what he paid was upto 7k. The boy even claimed he did not keep to his other end of the bargain.

Lol,
The guy accepted the job and took the peanuts, that shouldn't bother you, should it?
Btw an ebook was added to it, so I don't think its really a peanut sha.

IncredibleWrite:
What you have said is the truth bro. People are more motivated by fear and pain than by pleasure.

That's why, as a Copywriter when writing copy, we try to use fear to get people take action.

And guess what?

It always works.

Thanks for this
I just learned a new tip in copy writing.

Karleb:
Guy! No one hates on your success.

How many time would you even shout that you have money. This thing becomes redundant and annoying.

Buhari is rich, powerful, has struggled in life, smart... But he is hated largely because of his decisions.

When you started out, you were loved by so many here but just look at you now, ilegend is now a shadow of himself on Nairaland.

Recycling thesame story over and over again. Look at the title of this post, look at the content.

It says one thing about you, attention seeking.

...and you dare compare yourself to Einstein and Hawking, c'mon, so many great scientists do not even do that.

Einstein never compared himself to Newton.
If people deem you worthy, let them compare you with the greats.

*Remember when you gave a student peanut to copy another individual dating drills here. Huh!*

Stop clout chasing, stop playing the victim, focus on your business, stop telling us you are rich abeg and start being real at least to yourself.

I was reading through, buh I had to stop and let you know that he did not pay a student to copy another individual's dating drills; *he paid a student to copy out questions asked by fellow
N-landers in that dating drills thread, so he'll proffer solutions to them,* cus there are more than a thousand ways to answer a particular question or solve a particular problem.

Shey you grab
Peace

This is wonderful-ously great.

this cracked me up real hard.
Nice one op.
It's been a while I read most of these books.

Grab a seat.

kingvomlotus12:
� me Google and YouTube are in a serious relationship

Swears bro, I can't breakup with them.

iLegendd:
My question is: If I transfer this 480k to you, which business will you invest it in that will generate you something better than the Keke I talked about earlier?

The best answer with details will get a gift from me.

I have gat many business Ideas in mind buh I'm going into forex trading, cryptocurrency, freelancing, copy writing, and also enhance my graphic design, video and text animation skills and lots more.

I know how to convert websites or blogs to app ( using my smart phone),
designing of flyers, posters and 3D logos (with laptop & smart phone), creating of websites through wordpress using my smart phone.

So... I think,

480k will go a long way for me, first, I'll invest 360k into forex through MBA forex, which will yield 15% interest monthly for 6months at the end of the 6th month; the capital will be returned and I'll reinvest.

The remaining 120k will be used to buy a good laptop, smartphone and hard drive.
15% interest from MBA forex for the first three months will be used to take courses on Udemy on freelancing, copy writing, graphic design, and forex trading.

15% monthly interest gotten from MBA for the last three months will be used to invest into cryptocurrency trading and the rest will be saved for expenses.

I've been going through most of your threads and I've seen how profitable it is (book writing), so I think I'll venture into it (still thinking) .

Saving and reinvesting is important, so the profit I'll make from the business listed above will take care of this two part.

I know I have a bright future ahead and I'll get there.
Focus, discipline, dedication and smart work will get me there and in no time I'll be chilling at home while smiling to the bank.

I have two best friends: Google and Youtube.

Nice one bro, I know I'll own one someday even tho I'm a little bit... of rottweilers.

ilegendd, lol. I wasn't referring to you, but to the guy who made this statement.

("Real Guys and men of worth will not near this thread with a ten foot pole.")

I see someone here claiming maturity of the 21st century.

"Real Guys and men of worth will not near this thread with a ten foot pole."

Common bro, but you're here, which means you ain't a real Guy/Man

I had a good laugh at this post.
So you mean to tell me you don't know that the redpill you applied while dating can still be applied in marriage, lol.

I love learning new things.
So tell me.
How marriage makes a man give up all his freedom for a woman?

I didn't see my type here.
Come and add it joor
when traveling, I sit anywhere that's comfortable for me, buh most times I sit close to the window.
Buy anything I like if I'm hungry.
Earpiece plugged in from the beginning to the end of the journey.
I don't interact with anybody unless it's necessary.
Watch a new movie, read a new book, chat or play games with my phone while listening to cool jamz.
Mind my business.
Check out sign boards to know my current location.
The list is endless ni.

gyrationtech:
Now it's more of private mentoring... You pay, I send the training resources and mentor you as you learn

How much will that cost?

When will your next training begin?