₦airaland Forum

2dice:
I saw this on her Dp ... Doesn't mean she was the one with the fones on her Dp .... Op am I making brain?

Oooh see dont coman spoil this thread o! Shey you dont know that girls who pose wiv things that aint theirs are the worst of the lot? Even bill gates cant sate their appetite!

Souljeezy:
who go pay 4 subscriptions?

dear nairalanders this souljeezy person is the world's biggest akparoro! chai!

green joor! na my salary ni? if na wind fall then all of it or none of it!

DeHero1:
It's normal.

There's one of my classmates from Kogi State (Igala) whose name is 'Omale'. You know wat that means in Yoruba?

KAI see tripz! its 'omo ale' in yoruba tho...

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I don't give a shitz abt u guyz
Am happy I said ma mind
U can as well find a lagoon

and who died and told you we gave a flying screw at a jumping donut if you drown in a quagmire of "shitz"

Jorussia:
.I am not surprised at her dressing,most women in politics in Nigeria are" SOPHISTICATED HARLOTS".

KAI! you can like to vex o! small dress now and you haf deleted 12 years from her life! diarirgod o!

Vixo:
nope same way yours feels light , Hers feels so too....

infact the bigger the lighter......

so according to you these feel lighter than the pair of bee stings that my neighbour has? thats impossinot!

The mighty jagaban always wins in the end... He would watch, wait and bid his time. Ambode is the world's biggest asiwaju bot, team fashola, una pele o!

I could do this you know?! Right after i sprout wings and fly! Iranu.

And what is wrong with that?

EUROBOMBER:
The bottom line is Buhari should throw that AI report into the trash can. Nothing must happen to Ihejirika, otherwise, let Nigeria split so that we can all rest. The beginning may be painful and stressful but all will settle.

I repeat, nothing must happen to Ihejirika, why has the useless AI not called for the investigation and prosecution of the sponsors of BH Does AI not know that the fulanis will soon wipe out the MB Christians with time

I see the hand of northern elites using AI to try and take revenge on General Ihejirika and others.

The igwe has spoken! Lemme gaan buy gala seff, this is gonna get hairy in a bit!

BeeBeeOoh:
If I click this link makai curve like [size=56pt]"C"[/size]

chai the day i see you aswear i go buy you beer!

danaiks:
Punish them all!!
Let them know...Buhari is a no nonsense man!!

ahem oga no vex o! kilo Kan uncle buhari with this wan o! na him go charge, try and/or sentence them?

wiv the kind of blind trust you guy are raining on him, lets hope this buhari is not another gej waiting to happen o

me am jus passin ni o!

truth be told tho, theres pedophilia written all over this bill!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Sowie boi
How old re u
?
Learn to talk to elders wif respect

Itamiyo ooo! (pain ooo!) you have to give it to nairalanders, they can cuss like three descendants away from your future generations!

LaurelP:
Op if u must smoke weed, smoke d qty ur head can carry na!

OGHENE! chai bros you ken serve o! op pele o! na ikwale igbo dey get this kind side effect o! oya make una soak ijebu garri feed am.

nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.

a bowl of burukutu for my correct person here!

this is comedy!

Seventeen:
I wonder oooo

The noise is that you dont live on a pension and afford shit like that! u know the replica story is just ass wipe!

egobetatoday:
so u believe everyone criticising PMB must be a tanoid? please dont be myopic ... i support what is right. i'm neither a tanoid, Kowa nor an Apc supporter and so are several other people here.

...just know that if all PMB gets is accolades and commendations then u are not helping him. Criticism can also bring the best out of someone.

if Nigeria better na all of us go enjoy am.

finaly someone with a brain... my good poster would you believe that less than 5years ago my very own older sister called me a "sad souled doom sayer" for daring to insinuate that there was something amiss about jonathan, how did that story end!? if i talk now na only GOD know wetin them go call me. see uncle-grandpa buhari (whose wife can dash out over 150m and wears an 18k replica watch as atonement for having such a big heart) can chop as much as he wants o! its neither here nor there. As for me abeg just fix electrity sir! biko.
Hope i never offend my APC cousins them?

even rome took a while abuilding! so if he promised overnight miracles, then we have been duped!
as for me, i will kukuma say it like i have been saying it! if oluwabuhari can just do like 50% of what he manifestoed in the 4 or 8 years he'd be in office, i'd be a happy man!

my advice is dont hope for too much from him, i'd rather be impressed than letdown!

25omega:
The worst thing you can do to yourself sometimes is to be someone's rebound. Rebound situations dont work most of the time but if you guys are friends and she is broken up with the dude, then she is fair game. Just know that this can ruin a great friendship.

By the way i met my lady sort of the same way and she actually made the first move

Like my man here said, rebounds hurt!
Let me add this too, u only her side of this fairy gone bad abi? so thread with caution. girls can get quite smart when they believe they stand to get a better package in being in a relationship wiv you... hell! some people still think think i was the one dumped my ex (who actually left me for a presumed better package) and i've played along so as not to damage her rep, and yes we are still friends! its just that you wont believe how many times she has asked to be taken back.
the moral of my fairy tale brov be smart, be calm and let her make all the moves.

charly4lyf:
Causing chaos in Nigeria you say? You don't know what you are saying. How is posting official cars causing chaos in a country and must they be in expensive cars to secure you, tell me how they have secured the country especially the NE part of the country for the past 4years even with their expensive cars. The bottom line is, they all don't deserve those cars, if they are given keke or bike
so be it, what's important is them doing their job properly and stop parading themselves in luxury cars for nothing sake.

Thank God all command base had been moved to Maiduguri, they should go enjoy themselves there.

Rubbish, take your bitterness away from here.

Abeg help me tell the descendant of an arabian camel o! The clueless retard dey even get the cahones to dey tell me to watch it!

MightyD:
Ooops!
Misery monumental poverty has dum-dum your truthful recipient system......

NO VEX SIR!
Make i sharply beg to avoid further exposure to the kind gamma radiation wey dey come out of ya mouth... The prof!!! I greet sir...psyche!

Swagk101:
Watch porn

You could do that too!

Make like i did... Give it to your kid sis and buy an iphone 6 siri will tell you all there is to know!

Tecno, your days are over in Nigeria market.

Bros harshness is not a virtue!