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what i hate most in ladies,
hmmm that would be infinitesimal, what? why do you make like you want a list?

Lacrissa:
Girls we know we prefer a guy to be taller than we are. This guy I met, a very good guy and good looking but I think we are the same height if not he's shorter so that means I can never wear heels when together?
If it was you, would u still go ahead with him, even if you prefer taller guys?

the shallowness you've exhibited by posting this thread is astounding,
tell me why would any forward thinking young lady with marital bliss in mind build her relationship on something as trivial as her man's height!,
FYI, there are thousands out there wishing for a man, any man as long as they can have someone to call theirs, sope tie!

uyai:
update.

He texted me a week ago, wanted to meet up cuz he missed me. I did not encourage it. I ran into him at a party a week later. He said he missed me a lot, he's in love with me. That i left him just like that. He was like how could you let me go so easily without even trying to hold me back? i was like was i supposed to come after you? heck no. He went on and on about feelings. Hugged me and would not let go. My neck was hurting. I was not moved by him at all. Said i was the best that ever happen to him blah blah blah,

I felt sorry for him. I lead him on. I could not tell him that i'm engage.

hahhahaha. Funny how life is. Now that i'm engaged all my exs are trying to get back with me with love stories. I reject the devil.

my fellow nigerian girl i simply have a question for you,
here goes, do you by any means know tae kwon do?,
if yes kindly deliver a drop kick 2 d frontal region of his cranium! dont mind d blasted alakoba!

kick her in the guts and say the following

HI Lawv UUUUU!!!

the outcome will definitely be cataclysmic try it!

she has three phones,

here Goes, lol

her mtn, Iyawo mi
her Glo, MI Wifey
her visafone, Mi amor, !


she stores mine as GOD!

am sure God didnt see this coming he'd have made us straight beings with nada need or the opposite sex, !!!
did you guys notice that seven outa ten girls hates broke dudes, is it not obvious this MI was right after all, toba lowo won ma tele e lo, !!!

i bet your mamas never told you that all you've gat is pride,
dat ashawo na ashawo no matter what you drive,

[size=150pt]i been dey fear una before but now i dey afraid!!![/size]

certain truths should never be told, so here goes nothing.

dear mr. poster

methinks them ladies do not appreciate your choice of words less to say the grammatical configuration of same,
do try to restrain your most esteemed levelheadedness by sticking to the two and three lettered words in future expressions of your "intelligent''.

thanking you profusely for your learnedly co-operation

Jeremy Edokpa-Smith (solodox)

Ekoja:
Does any body know how i can meet hot-angel?

I kepp seeing her contributions on topics in nairaland and they have always been so thrilling!

Who is she? love to meet her for a chat,

so you can ask her out, no way!!! lol

i wouldn't know, was only an infant, !!! lemme ask my mom, she gave me that first kiss am sure, !!!!
lol you people are just a colossal bundle of liars, the question says first how old are you when you were first kissed, duh!

common girl where have you placed all that girl power magic?, cook him a great diner and while rubbing his shoulders pop the question, (my hug bunny did this dear and we're getting married on Christmas day this year, give it a try and if he loves you as much as you think he does, you'll be glad you did,

girl listen and listen good,
from the bla bla bla you did here its obvious that you're d one your room-mate/friend should be worried about as its glaring that somewhere in your subconscious (i put it to you) you do want him to do something to/with you, in my neutral opinion i'd say if you want to clear you obviously bugged conscience just have a chat with your room-mate about her boy staying till 4am!!! (wait a min, tv no dey him house?)

straff her and tell her it's for sale this time. so she should pay for it. 20bail per straff. my share oh!!

dude o wa lara e,
wetin make you go her house if no be say the tin dey hungry you, abi you just dey pull our strings

i call her my Baby Boo and she calls me Daddy,
ps, she means the universe to me!

Huh Huh Undecided
Easier said than done,

well babycool i dont know the basis of your comment but take me for one, i receive calls and sms from girls and even my ex girlfriend still calls me now and then and whenever they call i put it on speaker and my girl gets not only to hear the conversation but she even talks back when hey say stuff she finds offensive or perverse,

@ikengawo

you ppl are silly. quit trying to think imitating white ppl is intelligence

nigerians buy movies based on who's in them.
to sell movies a good idea would be to put actors on the cover so that ppl will buy the movie cause that's what they're looking for.

the ppl making these things have more sense then you.

accepted we are silly, since the people making the movies have more sense THEN you!!!,

i love nollywood movies,
i love so much that to actually sit tru one of them is one of my phobias
DON'T THEY THINK
DO KICKS COME OUTA NOT USING ONE'S COMMON SENSE
THEY MAKE EVEN THE POSTERS FROM THE REPUBLIC OF BENIN LOOK LIKE MASTERPIECES OF ART,

insight from the elders:, the colour of love is the same as that of the currency of the country in question!

Dude make like a hurricane and put a crawler in her tummy, then tell the mummy to
spend the 50k on dollies for the baby!!!!

whistles,

girls, what are those

i really find it sickening that anyone would even suggest that the egotistical son of a microscope be considered to even watch the tourney on tv less to say play in it, !!!!

'sup FLOWSHOW

whats the deal with the "funny nigerians" line back there?
u got a problem with us, or is like we are amusing?, like we make you laugh or wat?
i'm needing some explanations.

holler back!, u starting something?

ohh, what guts my bitch just spoke up!
i can see you found the pinky in the middle o' ur skull

woe betide the "C*NT"baller, bitch droped his ish before i did
no hard feelings son you going straight down into my pit

una no get work o

na gulder ultimate search na him una dey talk about like say the world dey come to an end?

something wey dem don arrange since Jesus was in grade three?

wa wah una o!!!!!

peace out people

ps. no hard feelings cuz itz all good

solodox.

heres the load-down Seun goes ahead to block mr. A's account after he has syphooned a scoop outa cute newbies, who was helped after all?

so lets just include that in the rules of the forum and automatically do what not at sign-up

Seun even you would have to admit that some guys put up really good stuff

though i dont see why you should not deal with any defaulter, reason my brother reason!

yes you freaking should!

kai una no goleave this poor sickly and unfortunate president of our alone?
abi una think say OBJ no code wetin him dey do?