₦airaland Forum

na wetin be NDLEA own with cash? shey na crime to carry money waka?

jonaifame22:
u knw it's very risky taking the bull by the horns

The spanish matadors would testify!

kodded:
Ashawo na ashawo sha

NO matter what you drive!

missKiffy:
God help us

...and we help ourselves!

odeku95:
still trying to figure out your words in clear terms.

*sigh
have contigency measures on hand brah!

Now iam glad i know how to use a 7 and a pp7

op erm... i see you've had your 5mins of fame!

quite true! submission, good food and then crazy good sex

odeku95:
okay then kindly answer the question

You sir, will be amazed at how deftly skilled a woman can be when she wants to simulate something nonexistent! Just make sure your eggs are in several baskets!

Fabolousibk1:
Imagine you wake up one morning only to find the following imaginations come true. Which one will amaze you most?: ,............................... 1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre! .................... 2. NEPA bill is N30 per month! ................... 3. Governor Rotimi Amaechi marries Dame Patience! ................. 4. Buhari picks Jonathan as vice president! ................... 5. IBB contests for senator and won! ..................... 6. Zamfara is the new Capital of Nigeria! ................. 7. Namadi sambo is the Chief Imam of Abuja Central Mosque! ................... 8. Dangote is a gate-man in one of Kano motor Park! .................... 9. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence, fighting against terrorism! ................... 10. Nigeria becomes world greatest super power! .............. Which one of the above will surprise you most

I WOKE UP IN THE WRONG COUNTRY! WELL ITS BACK TO BED FOR ME!

panzaar:
You are cordially invited to a financial empowerment seminar offering regular cash income on a daily, weekly and monthly basis, empowering you, your business and people around you for unlimited success.

Venue: 112 Road, B Close, House 2, Festac on thursday 20th August by 11:30am. For further information call 08069508624.

What about?

The question is if it exist period!

adedayourt:
doz days wer fun mehn

I dey tell you brada

iceberylin:
A girl will only hate you if you dont give her Attention

and moreso when you give her too much attention!

afolwalex20:
I've watched dis film bfo
Desmond Elliot was Nnamdi and Tonto Dike was d girl..

you're joking right?

libertyfather:
The guy is truly stingy, with 100k I will have his GF, it can't take upto 1% of my fone battery life

epic oooo!

adedayourt:
popsy iron hangers suffer fr my hand no b smal
i dey feel like na Limo i dey ride den

any time on erand, i must go with my car. makes d journey faster cus one one must b jugging to njoy d ride

1. iron hangers and paint bucket covers!
2. motorcycle tyres and sticks
3. bicycle rims aka 'gengere' and sticks

then we fabricated push carts, crash team racing style from planks, boris and hangers to steer! we were legendary! Ojo cantonement can testify!

missKiffy:
There's gbaguan in the topic

*modified

I never did it, I was an ajebutter I still am

dayumn girl, i feel bad for you! you really did not get the adrenalin rush that comes with flying down a slope at 30something mph while your tire does a freefall! what a fenced in life you must have had!

stefanweeks:
Nah.
Windows 8 and higher comes with Windows Defender which serves the purpose of an antivirus.

even windows vista has defender so its been there for ever! buh its still adviced to install a third party virus solution!

Dapo777:
I feel windows 8.1 isn't prone to virus. Or if it is, I am thinkinof downloading bit defender or avast , suggest.

it is bro! and bit defender is what i use for mine!

Moana:
She needs to get Nurofen not pregnant.

18 and 20.... You need to be facing your books not doing inappropriate things meant for married people

yes dude, what she said!

You sir, just nailed it!

Bonapart:
yea She's from burkina faso....olodo

More like iraq!

DWJOBScom:
Press and their photography!

This is the only angle you can get inorder to drive home your intent.

She might just be amused by his jokes - Rochas is a charming person so don't expect anyone not to buckle under his swag.

Well we are looking forward to another billboard

Buckle under his swag? Interesting! Lets just hope all the buckling happens in plain sight! Cuz if osho the sensei organize bc ogumeh for rochas case mehn! Me nah dey o!

5minsmadness:
So much for "White people are the most romantic" white people are the most faithful"!!!

cc pickabeau1

ayam telin you!

MoonCares:
You are free to be disappointed, suits you!! did you marry everyone that you have dated? some dated tall guy and ended up marrying short or average guy and verse visa.. I have my reasons..

to set the record straigth, you can stop acting now.

if you were actually posting a real life scenario, then what would you advice him to do about you if the roles were reversed?

#EPIC

Airforce1:
I will take you serious when you make love to "EBOLA" patient

JuanDeDios:
Yes, but what about other "secret" traditions like Oro?

that wan waz abolished hours ago! dont mind the retarded attempt to save face!
and btw op i just hope the clique of awon afobaje ile ife at least payed for your sub?

Cutehector:
me sef don tire.... All dem babes here r expired... No new bloods...

EXPIRED ke? babes dey silent ni?

ladyteska:
lovely and romantic...9ja men will not do this oh, no offence just fact.

My dear ladyteska, i am a 9ja man and i will not stop only at doing 'this' as you aptly put it, but will reenact a similar event at every single wedding anniversary thereon! now the million naira question is this, having the fact that a vast majority of mariages are just social fronts to fulfil all righteousness, is she worthy of such a grand gesture?

skyprofm:
My most awkward moment with the opposite sex was a day I took a bike with a lady from ojota going to ogba. She was a very pretty girl and I was fascinated by her look and sexy stature. She insisted on sitting in between d bikeman and me. All thru d journey I had a hard on and it was so obvious she felt it. Most embarassing thing was when we alighted, she looked at me, moved her gaze down to that part, shook her head and said 'sorry oo'. I felt uncomfortable. That's mine. Share urs

And you just let her leave?