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Wisdomkosi: people wey dey go bend down select should take note

Did you hear the one about a goalkeeper who wore Tokunbo pants to the World cup?
While the matches were being played, fleas feasted so much on his balls that he kept scratching and scratching.
At the end of the day, he lost so many balls that went into the net!
Tokunbo under wears are No No.

Adelaide2: You could count at least 8 folds of wrinkled skin on either side of Aregbe's face, and that is excluding the ears

His ears are not wrinkled, rather, they stand out like tea-cup handles!
They are ears that will make a rabbit proud.
But, what is Jonah doing with the two bags of rice under his eyes? Does he sleep at all? He needs more sleep than Aregbe.

Obi is a neophyte politician.
Since he handed over to Obiano, he danced around GEJ so much, seeking relevance or new post only for Chidoka to snatch the ministerial crown from his head.
Or does he think he can snatch Pius Anyim's post? He should leave politics and become a pastor for a change.

Wily2wily: Boko Haram is a Northern problem not a Nigeria problem

Really?! What about IBO people and Yoruba being killed by those bombs?
We thank God that He has not given up on Nigeria. A bomb blast in a mega fuel station is enough to reduce half of Kano to HELL, but our wonderful Lord curtailed the impact!
Do these female bombers take bombs as the equavelent of Xmas fireworks or something?!

freakcin: Is that the wife or the daughter?

Looks like Buhari.

She is Buhari's 2014 edition wife.
He has discarded all the tokunbo in his harem!

Some people are perpetual late-comers.
Even Abacha arrived late for his own burial! He died at midnight but did not reach Kano for burial till 8pm next day, haba!

Nigerians,
Put on your thinking caps. If BH releases all the Chibok girls today, will that Stop the wanton killings?
How did BH acquire the clout to bestride our Nation like a colossus? They now roam freely and bomb at will. Unless the security agencies get proactive, this Allah period may still be bloodier.
May the souls of the departed find peace and may our govt wake up to the danger ahead.

chukwudi44: chai the woman fine nobi small!!! Buhari sabi beta thing shaa

Too bad, you just lost the chance to marry a pretty widow!
Better luck next time!

Its not a weasel, its a white rabbit that wees on his head to serve as fuel for his brain!
I hope they won't kill Nija with all these expired rice they are sharing. Diariz god o.

All those saying Buhari stage-managed this, beware what you wish for others.
Try and shave your own beards with a sword and see how easy it is.
By the way, Igbo assets in the North have been estimated at N43trillion, when katakata erupts, how many hotels and mansions can you move out?
Nigerians, THINK.

Buhari has issued a formal statement claiming the bomb attack was an assassination attempt on his life!
He stated how the bomb-laden car pursued his car/convoy and attempted to ram his car.
More details could be gleaned from WWW.punchng.com.
So, was this an 'arranged' boko haram or shekau's gang? Trust shekau to boast about his exploits if his people had two outings in Kaduna today.

egopersonified: Please any conspiracy theory?

That's a valid question for the government.
Even if Buhari gets bombed to hell, there will still be co-contestants with Jonah.
That's democracy, as Nija is NOT Idi Amin's Uganda.

The politicians must be careful.
Imagine if Buhari got killed in that attack and Shekau's BH denies liability!
The spate of bombings reminds one of the abacha era.

Boko Haram is a wake-up call to the FG to step up some form of control of religious activities.
Any fool can start a religious group doing what he likes and before you know it, the followers become fanatics.

bushdoc9919: BBC confirms news of blast on website....says 25 dead. Target appears to be Islamic cleric Sheikh Dan Bauchi. The Sheikh is unhurt.

BH has run mad trying to bomb an Islamic preacher. Its time for the army to go all out and round them up for summary execution.
If they bomb Muslims during Ramadan, then nobody is safe any longer.
If the FG likes, let it continue living in denial, chasing governors and gunning for 2015 when December 2014 is such a long way going by these merciless killings.

Have the military authorities confirmed the murdered man as one of their personnel?
While BH detests education, they are using videos to propagate their heinous crimes.
The FG must not relent until the last felon amongst them is captured.

Chidoka, watch out for banana peels that keep tripping high fliers down from the sky.
New FRSC boss, warn your boys, egunje-taking on our highways is becoming the norm.

The script-writers of these impeachments saga must tread softly.
What goes up must come down. Obj during his time did not pretend, as he enjoyed throwing out perceived 'enemy' governors.
But when his nemesis 'Third term' came, he became a totally-confused man and all his shenanigans led Nigeria to where we are today.
Those who fail to learn from history must step on their own banana peels too.
The cow thief, chasing pigeon pickpockets!

Where were these clowning lawmakers during Obj's first coming when he encouraged everyone including governors to have gardens, poultry or piggery at their backyards? If the man stole money, thats another matter now he is about to be sacked for raising birds.
If chicken fleas will disturb anybody, no be the deputy and his family go catch "yoro"?!

Yusufkaka: keep watching wooooooooooo

Mr Deputy,
Na only you waka come?!
Which kind gov allowed you to loot and qualify for impeachment?
Diariz godu o!

Oby will tell her story on the BBC tomorrow and we shall know who lied.

Ebele: Obama, you can stuff your loan in your whatever!
China just phoned me I can get the loan, interest-free!
Obama: And you believed them?! No wonder they call you 'clueless' !

ndidibabe: What is his qualification?

I learnt Fayose got OND(danfo-driving) from Ibadan polytechnic while Akala dashed him HND(honor is causa)!
Certificate is not everything. Tinubu got Toronto BSc but see how he continues to give PDP migraine!
Mama peace too claims she has BSc Uni port but her broken English is wearing POP. Diariz god o

eposho: Must he descent to this level.

This man is due shortly for voluntary retirement and he has a very young wife at home!
Why is he tempting boko haram to come and use him for target practice or is he guaranteeing now that Abuja is 100% safe from suicide bombers?
His PR gimmick is suicidal and so very foolish.

If robbers waylay a VIP's car, who is safe now? Its not about if the 2nd lady was in the car or not. A sitting govt ought to be able to guarantee the safety of all.

lakpalakpa: Jona-daft and his handlers are cretinous dullards.

The fools expect praise from Nigerians because a Ph.D holder is reading a book for secondary school kids..

Very silly people everywhere in that fuccked up country!!

Its one thing to pose with a history book, its another to imbibe the contents! Abati is advised to get him books on what led to the collapse of the first and second republic. Failure to learn from past events usually lead to dangerous repeats.

I am sure Jonah wears that hat to bed and the bathroom.
His reading posture is crumpled up and uninspiring. His face looks so pensive I doubt his mind is on what he's supposed to be reading. The book self looks like a Mills and Boon...love wantinti on his mind,ko?! Lol