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She is wearing her choir gown, jor...school ko, school ni.
How can 'my fellow widows' be a graduate? Na fish?!

How many super rich patrons can they execute? Does govt realize many of these sluts have degrees but no jobs? Without patrons, can prostitutes sell market? There is God oooo!

mkpakanaodogwu:
The fish is too small to be shared by two people

Op, say goodbye to Titus and embrace Geisha.
That way, you can eat EBA and smoke gari and people who see your plate will think you are eating balanced diet.
Nija! You buy N1.30 Titus, come begin shout in public! Try bread and beans and see if your budget goes far. Happy fartings!

The pastor has looted tithes sotee he does not know what to do again!
Bring 5.7m dollars to my shrine, I will give you automatic-winner juju, without INEC, you don win be DAT!
Hello, your excellency, smile, Jesus loves you!

Those saying Chinko weapons are useless or unreliable, when next your chinko neighbour brings out his Techno Kalashnikov, just open your chest, write your will and smile your way to hell!
Nigeria, wetindey? South Africa slapped us once, you turned the other cheek...is your name Moses or Akpos?!

Horus: https://www.netanimations.net/Laughing-chimp-gif-animation.gif

The woman should confess...was the toilet flushed and did she leave toilet paper for her September guest?
She don kolo finish!

Nonybb: Seriously?

What salary are we talking about here? Special adviser's wage or something else? Who ensures the salary is for life as the old man must have got similar promise in the past which elapsed with the tenure of the giver?
The free flat is welcome, but if its not in Ibadan, the man's base, going to Abuja in the twilight of his life is double wahala.

rill: No be tecno phone I dey see on top dat table so

No be Techno, na digital Thuraya 2015 edition, one in town, made in Brazil for one and only Jonah!
Any other one is a counterfeit.

"On suit...looking like a boss"!
What jargons! He is IN suit and The Boss, come on!

Jonah! Na only you waka come?!
Where is mama peace?
Or mama petroleum? German weather dey chilly o. Sapele water alone nor go do am o.
And remember, shagging Oyinbo dangerous well-well.
Abacha chopped Indian apples and he run belle pafuka.
Diariz god o!

All fun and no work make Jonah a lazy guy!
His media aides posted a photo of Jonah, lounging leisurely in a hotel room in Germany. He had a glass with a plain-looking drink by his side, an iPhone and a glass ashtray on the table.
If their aim is to say Jonah flew away to go and relax, why not at Yankari, Obudu cattle ranch or any hotel close to Sambisa forest?
Na only him waka go? Where is Patience?

Great OOUites,
Don't worry. When campaign begins in December, Amosun will cut your fees, he will offer you free bags of rice and come to drink gaari and kulikuli at Abusi Edumare Hall!
Collect his freebies and vote for your choices. May the spirits of Awolowo and Onabanjo help you.

Nobody, except his German doctors.
If today they tell him to resign or stay away from their hospital, Jonah will think twice about 2015.
Only the living contest elections...ask Sanni Abacha!

carefreewannabe: So during his term in office he has done so much for Nigeria's healthcare system that he and his wife must come to Germany for medical treatment?

There is not even one decent hospital in Nigeria? No well-trained doctors? No proper medical equipment? No effective medication?

Where are his citizens suppossed to go when they cannot afford a journey to a country like Germany with one of the best healthcare systems in the world?

Mr Jonathan you must be really rich to afford Germany and really mistrustful of Nigeria's healthcare.

Nigerian docs are on strike. Jonah has sacked 16000 resident docs. If he stays, unless he wants treatment from TB Joshua or Christ embassy, so its Germany sou-sei...no brake, no jam.
As Shin a Peters would say:"We wish him soonest rekofa"!

Sirniyeh: The problem with our politician is that, they subject themselves to sudden death due to negligence to their health status.
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Healthwise, Jonathan is weak and can not withstand the tussule of the next four years as president. But some people are encouraging him to continue till 2019.
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It's only a greedy person that will consider wealth more important than his health. All is vanity if there is no good health.
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Jonathan should just quit for rest for the sake of his health. God forbids it happens, you all will blame God.
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Jonathan, my advice is that, return safely and implement National Conference Report, then resign. Because the pressure of 2015 may cause lots of damages to your health or your wife's.
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Wish you well

Yaradua too knew he couldn't cope, yet he held tightly to the reigns of power until he expired!
Let's hope the heavens are not having a laugh at Nigeria's expense because if anything should happen to Jonah now, the Abokis will automatically take over and all those clamouring for 2015 will queue behind Sambo!
And if the South-south shouts, they will ask:"where were you when doctrine of necessity made Jonah acting president'?
What goes round, comes round.

Let them cook monkeys and bats and eat them publicly or share fruits with bats.

Chibok girls now missing for 130 days, the government claims it knows their locations, cowardly soldiers refuse to forward march.
At the end of nine months, Shekau will invite Abuja to naming ceremonies.

So American ambassador asked Amosun to come and help them develop America and he believed it?! That's diplomatese.
Let the Amosu propaganda machine show photos of all roads/bridges he has built, including the air conditioned, but under-utilized overhead pedestrian crossing he made in his ward, stating the prices.
Election campaigns will soon come and Amosun will see his report sheets publicly.
Until then, let his Chinko contractors and Tinubu continue to feed fat.

tomakint: As for me, I prefer Buba Marwa anytime, anyday! He is far more experienced (being former military governors of old Gongola and Lagos States), more innovative (his operation sweep policing helped against crime in Lagos then) Ribadu is just a clown and I am sorry the FG is backing the wrong nigga, won't you agree?

Marwa is the bomb!
Ribadu is a confused man. Watch out, if he loses the nomination to Marwa, he will jump to Labour party and call PDP a party of looters.
He is too naive to be a politician, unless Jonah just wants a clueless governor in Adamawa.

Signs of end times!
The other day, newspapers carried story of an Edo man whose specialty is dogs, dogs, dogs!!

They are practising 'same-day' resurrections!

DrKnow1: I think Oyedepo could be banned from entering places like the UK if they should see this video

Oyinbo no dey like 'magical miracles' and besides, they hate pastors dipping hands in church kitty.
Asimolowo too was banned from UK while T.B. Joshua and Oyakhilome were banned from South Africa and Ghana for doing arranged healing crusades that only cured those who followed them from Nija.

"My husband dey shark champagne, nor be kaikai like some husbands"!
Chai!
ADC...deport this 'fellow widow" with razor mouth tomorrow.
Diariz god o!

Debonair01: @Bolded, have u ever seen a mother duck with her ducklings?

This one na mumu mother duck! Go out in your village and see correct ones.
The ducklings go ahead and dem mama brings up the rear.

President Jonathan Rebuffs Northern Elders' Ultimatum Concerning Chibok Girls
Senior Special Assistant to the President, Dr. Doyin Okupe, made the president's position known today, calling the demands "preposterous", "contrary to common sense", and "divisive".

BY SAHARA REPORTERSAUG 12, 2014

In a statement released today, President Goodluck Jonathan forcefully denied that he would comply with any "threat" or "ultimatum" dictating how he should execute his presidential duties.


President Goodluck Jonathan
Los Angeles Times
This comes as a direct response to a demand from the Northern Elders Forum (NEF) on Monday, where they issued an October deadline for the release of the Chibok girls.

Senior Special Assistant to the President, Dr. Doyin Okupe, made the president's position known today, calling the demands "preposterous", "contrary to common sense", and "divisive".

Yesterday, the NEF suggested that the insurgency and the resulting crisis mismanagement were politically designed to destroy northern Nigeria. “We are convinced that most of these conflicts are being engineered to weaken the North politically and economically by interests, which intend to exploit such weaknesses for electoral benefits."

The forum furthered: “In the light of our firm conviction that the insurgency and related security challenges pose threats to the 2015 elections and the survival of our nation, we strongly advise President Goodluck Jonathan to bring an end to the insurgency in all its manifestations and produce the Chibok girls before the end of October 2014." 

"The circumstances under which our fellow citizens in and around Gwoza in Borno State in particular live and die will not be tolerated by any people who have a government and a leader sworn to defend them, and they must be reversed immediately,” they concluded.

Today's response from the Jonathan administration alleged that the President and his team were making considerable strides in the fight against the insurgency, notably in empowering the military and boosting morale. "We are deploying more resources to maximize operational efficiency, acquire more advanced and relevant weaponry and boost the general morale of our combatants," the statement said, moves that justified the recent request for an additional 1 billion USD.

The statement maintained that such "distractions" and "accusations" like those presented by the citizens of the NEF were "deliberate attempts" to "disseminate hate mentality and cause mischief”.

Read the press statement below:

We read with deep concern the statement published in the Media today by the Northern Elders Forum giving President Goodluck Jonathan a two ultimatum on the Boko Haram Insurgency and the Chibok Girls abduction Saga.

We wish to state categorically that President Jonathan does not require any threat or ultimatum from any group of persons to be alive to his responsibilities to the Nigerian People.

The issue of Insurgency especially those ideologically based on Islamic extremism is a global phenomenon and requires tact, military capability, serious de-radicalisation techniques and community based counter insurgency programmes to ensure success.

In these areas, the Federal Government is making progress:

a)   We are improving on our operational capabilities and efficiencies by acquiring more advanced weapons and technologies for our military and security agencies.  

b)   We have drafted more military personnel to the region to strengthen the fighting power of our armed forces.  

c)   We are taking advantage of the offers from our international military and intelligence allies to assist in identifying key locations.

d)   We are working with our neighbours to secure the borders and limit the movements of the Boko Haram fighters, building on the agreements reached at the recent summits in Paris and London.  

e)   We are deploying more resources to maximize operational efficiency, acquire more advanced and relevant weaponry and boost the general morale of our combatants. This is why the Government recently requested for an additional funding of $1bn.  

f)    And the last piece in the puzzle is targeting the domestic and international funding, and stopping the money flows into the coffers of the terrorists.

g)   With all these efforts and the support of our allies, these steps will help fight the threat of the Boko haram and move us closer to bringing the girls back safely.

Lastly, the suggestion that the Government is carrying out any scheme to annihilate any section of the country for political gain is preposterous, contrary to common sense, divisive and essentially a deliberate attempt to disseminate “hate mentality” and cause mischief.  

President Goodluck Jonathan was voted for by an overwhelming majority of Nigerians across the board, and he will never promote any policy that is either divisive or inimical to the wellbeing of any section of the polity.  

What the country needs today is total co-operation, of all its citizens and stakeholders, with the Government and our military and the security agencies.  

We wish to assure Nigerians that in spite of this and many more distractions, the President is focused on continued successful executions of his transformation Agenda; and the guarantee of the security of lives and properties of the Nigerian people.


Copyright©2014 Sahara Reporters, Inc.

If BRF goes to the hospital to give the 'stable' patients congratulatory handshakes or big hugs self, I go believe am.
For now, na only him waka come!
I dey for 'unbelieve' mode.

Unless You Produce The Chibok Girls, You Can Forget 2015, Northern Elders Warn Jonathan
The Northern Elders Forum (NEF) said on Monday that President Goodluck Jonathan should forget about being considered for the presidency in 2015 if he fails to produce the Chibok secondary school students kidnapped by the Boko Haram sect in April.
BY SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORKAUG 12, 2014

The Northern Elders Forum (NEF) said on Monday that President Goodluck Jonathan should forget about being considered for the presidency in 2015 if he fails to produce the Chibok secondary school students kidnapped by the Boko Haram sect in April.

In their position statement, signed by Barrister Solomon Dalung and Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, the group NEF underlined that it does not believe that the Nigerian military cannot defeat the terrorists, and that it feels the conflicts in the country are simply being engineered to weaken the North politically and economically  

Some northern Nigeria elders
“We also reject the notion that multiple internal security challenges such as attacks on villages, ethno-religions conflicts and banditry springing up by the day in many parts of the north are all a coincidence,” the statement said.  “Indeed, we are convinced that most of these conflicts are being engineered to weaken the North politically and economically by interests which intend to exploit such weaknesses for electoral benefits.”

NEF expressed strong displeasure over the Boko Haram insurgency, the government’s failure to deal with it, and the recent massacre in Gwoza town in Borno State.

It said it was issuing the statement after concluding a major review of the state of the nation, and as part of its continuous commitment to help to resolve Nigeria’s current political, economic and security challenges, and facilitate the emergence of a more united, secure and prosperous nation out of its present limitations. 

“The security situation in our nation today represents the most serious threat to our individual and collective lives in our entire history,” NEF warned.

It observed that the reality is that the threats posed by what appears to be an insurgency that has many manifestations and defies a clear and consistent identity is growing on account of a clear national consensus over its nature and it solutions.

“The lack of a strong will at the level of the presidency to fight it, as well as deep-seated corruption and incompetence in governments and in the management of our security challenges has allowed a band of terrorists to take and hold vast parts of our land and populations hostage, while every citizen lives in fear that they will be its next victim.”

Asking Mr. Jonathan to forfeit 2015 unless he produces the Chibok girls, the Northern Elders warned, “In the light of our firm conviction that the insurgency and related security challenges pose threats to the 2015 elections and the survival of our nation, we strongly advise President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to bring an end to the insurgency in all its manifestations and produce the Chibok girls before the end of October, 2014. The circumstances under which our fellow citizens in and around Gwoza in Borno state in particular live and die will not be tolerated by any people who have a government and a leader sworn to defend them, and they must be reversed immediately. In the event that President Jonathan fails to do this, Nigerians will be left with the only conclusion that he has forfeited his right to ask for our mandate beyond 2015.”

   
Copyright©2014 Sahara Reporters, Inc.

Obi is too sme-sme to be a politician.
He should leave politics and become a pastor sharing holy bread with church rats!
I heard that as a governor, he lived with his mama in her house for four good years! Four years...enough period for an Abacha to loot enough funds to cover 70% of African states budgets, even if he did not live to enjoy the loot.

Omisore,
Go back and look at some of your campaign fotos where 'lagbaja' security men were guarding you!
Where do you see a popular politician with armed, masked security aspiring to rule? Automatically, when you win, you would be totally inaccessible.
Now that you have lost, for how long can you keep masked security?
Hope you've learnt your lessons from this fall?

Chaleeee: TVC is Tinubu's TV station. There is no such incident in Osun and since when did Jonathan start paying police salary on the 11th of the month?

Did we not read a report during the Osun election that the Police Commissioner was sharing money to his men?
The National Broadcasting commission should deal with TVC if that news turns out to be false.

Omisore is suffering from 'sour grapes' syndrome!
Even if he doubts that Aregbe floored him, can't he see the jubilant mood of Osun people?
He should compare that with the cloud of mourning that hung over Ekiti state when Fayose gate-crashed into 'victory'.