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if you love Adekunle more than the concept right now click bend. oh I mean share.



https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46735812

Not feeling the concept. what's happening@tybello?

Very Informative, some peeps can use this to gain some lil cash cos of peeps' ignorance in the name of phone repairer.



The d-day is here, vote Lanicky as the choice for miss Nairaland...

Sometimes, I doubt if Arsenal are rich as they show to the world. Another season of hope dashing. Even if it is Vardy you get alone, that is alright with Gunners, but le prof won't think so.

@TheSuperNerd, terzurum the miss Nairaland contest starts tomorrow, please vote Lanicky for Miss nl. She fits, deserves and worth it. Thanks

Endorse the right Candidate for the crown. Only her head fits so well.


Starts tomorrow. don't miss it

If it's not Lanicky then I doubt twill be the best choice. Vote Lanicky. This crown converges to her. she fits. Vote wisely, smartly, accurately

If it's not Lanicky, then you aren't accurate with your strike abilities.



in an archers contest, near to is not enough. Lanicky fits the pigeon hole cos she fits accurately and precisely!


if I were you, no need to think twice before I vote for her.

Crap, Josh McDowell has done the needful on proving that this gospel of Barnabas is a scam.

How would a book purportedly written in 7th century have many quotes of Dante's Divine Comedy(13th century)


Next blunder is the author insisting that Barnabas was one of the original 12 disciples of Jesus. Laughable isn't it?


Next up is the evidence of his own name. he was given the name 'Barnabas' i.e Son of encouragement,because of his generous acts among the early Christians then. But we see in chap 19 that Jesus addressed him by this name. Pure anachronism!!!


Besides the effort to make us believe that because of their disagreement(which was just over who to take and nothing doctrinal, was the reason why he disagrees strongly with Paul.


Lastly, the most laughable of all is that the author makes Jesus to consistently deny that he is the Messiah himself, yet the same book in its Prologue, calls Jesus "the Christ " which is the Greek of Messiah. Nicely planned, but not enough to fool even a weasel.

BoiledHead:
Is it a crime to have a boyfriend? Or is your story incomplete?

Now completed..

Realizing she made a poor mistake lately, the woman ditched the other guy and approaches Josh. She then tells him her relationship with her boyfriend “isn’t that serious”, that they should “hang out together sometime”, and it “might be a good idea to get to know each other”.But Josh hates “liars and gold diggers” so he dumps her right on the spot!




What a way to go Josh!!



http://www.infoplaceng.com/2016/06/guy-exposed-gold-digger-dumps-like-boss/2/



cc: Lalasticlala

10 minutes later, a man dressed in a nice grey suit, steps out of a Mercedes and also approaches the woman. He asks her if she can join her and she instantly accepted his offer. He also asks if she has a boyfriend and she says none. The way she treats this rich-looking guy is far from the way she treated Josh, she even tells him she’ll be glad to have a drink with him. At this point it is already clear she’s a gold digger. Meanwhile,Josh comes back only to reveal that he is actually the boss of the guy in suit before changing his clothes and stepping into his gorgeous super car.

Nobody loves gold diggers,except when they are taught a lesson they deserve. That’s why You Tuber Josh Paler Lin made another controversial 2-in-1, social experiment gold digger prank to show the world the true nature of these kind of women. In this prank, Josh who is wearing a colorful pajamas, approaches a woman sitting outside a cafe and asks her to hangout. But the woman immediately turns him down, telling she has a boyfriend and that it’s “kinda serious”. Rejected, Josh left the scene.


Continues below.....

wait, it's the long hat Sheriff ba?? hehehhe
he seems overtly confidence while been underlyingly humble..

collinsVP:
Naso the game be o

Lol. nice one.

collinsVP:
Champions league goals:
Messi = 4
Suarez =8
Neymar =3
Total = 15
Cr7 = 16

Final equation
MSN + 1 = CR7
If Ronaldo = 16
Messi. = 4
Neymar=3
Suarez =8
Then
1. Messi² = Ronaldo
2. 4(Messi)=Ronaldo
3. 4(Neymar)+Messi=Ronaldo
4. 2(Suarez)=Ronaldo
5. Suarez = ½ Ronaldo
6. Messi = ¼ Ronaldo
7. Messi = log2(Ronaldo)
8. MSN + ln(e)± log 1= Ronaldo

How you take first me post this....

Laughable laughter!! smh

targeting the Grammy. go on soun.

Pa Femi had principles! and they reflected in the lives of his children who in turn started to pass it on to his grandkids. A principle that dealt with managing finances and directing finances to productive channels.

To him anything that couldn't impact life for some time and involved cash was a mere waste of resources. Social events mostly bore the grunt of his principle.


Answering the call to glory(or so it always seem), he was gathered to his family and relatives. As usual, deliberations on HOW TO GIVE A BEFITTING BURIAL started after some weeks of mourning.

Gbenga his eldest son would have none of it. He preferred to honor his dad's principles. A few of his siblings however disagreed. Soon the family was divided between a lavish, talk of the town burial ceremony and a simple church backyard burial procession. A sorry situation.

End of story.


Now we are so much used to this mentality that something that we can't say when the deceased was alive, so relatives tend to say when he is six feet deep, like in the short story above.


I've seen families that split over this issue of befitting burial to the extent that brothers held different burial ceremonies at different locations and tried to ensure relatives, loved ones, etc knew theirs was the official one. What a shame! Dust returns to dust and it's deserving of wasting millions of naira over when compare with who, what the deceased had impact? No wonder, many leave the reception after some music and sumptuous meals and entertainment has driving 'mourning' away, and still yet, they immediately forget who the deceased was, or what he or she stood for. definitely no something they would give space to if they were still breathing.


I've seen a burial where the entire savings of the deceased was wasted on the burial arrangements and the debt, the family couldn't pay back in a decade. Is this life?

Also a situation where the old man warned his kids to never try a lavish burial for him, but during the family meeting, his decision was overruled in the name of "Last Respect"



This is food for thought as feud, hate, disagreements, bitterness, etc begins to so divide a once loving family and the reason is a shame, i.e befitting burial!!
There are better ways.


And finally, how sure are they that always put 'call to glory'. 'gone to glory', etc on newspapers, that truly they are resting in Abraham's bosom and not in a pit of darkness?

This is the begging question.

Have a lovely Easter Celebration!!

cc: Lalasticlala, Royalroy

MadCow1:
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sorry ohhGOOD cow, can i know the details of the spectra net and how one can get it

how can we believe








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obailala:
There's absolutely nothing childish about his response, I would rather say it was unnecessary because he really hit far below the belt with that short statement. And yeah, he doesnt need to make any further statements, if he does, that is what would make it childish.

call it anyone, i think he's shown he isnt the cool guy we're all made to believe he is backstage. We all know Olamide, so its not unexpected. I refuse to join the crowd that believe he's acting all mature by his silence.

lalaboi:
Omo. . See research. . . Nice one OP

Thanks mehn. Just came up wit it yesterday.

obailala:
Truth is, the response of don jazzy on that stage was a 'fatality.' Jazzy doesnt need to make any other response on this issue.

i doubt. His response was childish and a contrast to his 'my silence oozes maturity' mode. Not taking sides, just wanna see how this all turns out.

saasala:
How to make frontpage on Nairaland

1. Head to www.nairaland.com/celebs
2. Create any topic about Olamide and Donjazzy
3. Go to linda ikeji or fb or anywhere on the internet to copy content
4. Post it and shout lalasticlalaa ten times
5. Go back to the homepage and refresh

Voila, your topic is on frontpage

apply your theory since youve proven to be so sharp a nairalander Im waiting

neutrotoba:
Jazzy playing matured as usual... we ain't buying that

Fp finally he better responds before peeps start taking his silence for cowardice.

Its bad when a close friend steals your valuable phone to resell.


It worse when a lady does this to a guy, and worst when a guy does it to a lady. That's the time youl know who exactly learnt wwe submission hold skills

Pretty, even if she tries lowcut

Michellla:
nice try

Guess others should give this a try. In 5, 6years, the lyrics can be useful in times like this.

Like as if he knew the headies clash was going to happen in the future. Take a look @ the lyrics and see for yourself.

Happy Sunday!

Olamide trending. Jazzy Quiet. Mainland trending

Well its surprising that while following this beef between Mavin CEO, Don Jazzy, and YBNL Boss, Olamide, i found something in the lyrics of his very 1st hit that seem to be in line with this Headies mess. Lets go there

Olamide is here, just like the 1st day of the year

Exactly, like he was on Jan 1st 2016

It's okay if you aint got ma back cos Almighty dey there

Like he was speaking to the Headies Organizers.

Ha….No be say I don de proud but nkan ti eyan o bale gba ni olowo talika lo tin ko

True. Very true.

Im goodlooking, but my ways are so wicked. I keep pushing you to the wall. What tha F you gonna do?

OMG. Don Jazzy do you hear this?

Im real, Im not as fake as you

This was foreseen years ago. And its looks specifically for one person- his name-Jazzy!

Wonja e la won,jesu e gba won
E fi ori ji emi na cos mi o momo seru bawon

I’m the last kid standing u can call me their sultan
Don’t cry me a river baby, cry me a lagoon
Oba ni ki da owo jo
Oba ni ki fa guun
Oju mi ti ri so many things men moti laguun

He's repping the street here. Not even Jazzy can contest that.

If they try to mess around me Olorun I go make them hate me

Ironic. Headies' Organizers, you just messed with him. You got what you asked for!
And Finally....

If na kasala you want,I fit bring you that quick
If na kolomaraness, my brother make you ask me
But don’t get it twisted; I’m a gentle boy I’m out peace!
Ha…Ha…eni duro asese n mu eye bo l’apo
Eni duro
Eni duro

I think this wraps it all up. Don Jazzy's epic response, with lyrics is needed.