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Computers / Re: 9-yr-old Boy Is Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by solowork: 10:11am On Oct 11, 2013
Phder: Sorry, I don't celebrate mediocrity. 9yo kid using MS-Word effectively is really not a "big deal."

I wish i had you as a friend earlier in life. Growing up I was surrounded by people who made me feel like a genius for being mediocre.

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Computers / Re: 9-yr-old Boy Is Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by solowork: 10:07am On Oct 11, 2013
deejay_harry1: EDIOTA ..

WHY U HIDE AM..

EWU GAMBIA

LOL..."EWU GAMBIA" is a new one. I like it.grin

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Computers / Re: 9-yr-old Boy Is Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by solowork: 9:57am On Oct 11, 2013
sexymoma: Igbo people Are Proud Of Beauty
We Yorubas Are Proud Of Been Intelligent 'Proudly Omo Odua'

You must be proud to be one of the perpetrators of tribal divisions and rivalry too. GOAT!

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Sports / Re: Why The Super Eagles Will Lose The Game Against Ethiopia. by solowork: 7:54am On Oct 11, 2013
♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:
*locks and load my borrowed AK-47 to murder someone if Nigeria wins*

No one with heart symbols in their online ID can lift an AK-47, let alone fire one. What a queer.
Sports / Re: Why The Super Eagles Will Lose The Game Against Ethiopia. by solowork: 7:48am On Oct 11, 2013
bizibrain: U ar mistaken, ur post is totally out of point, ur post only prove one thing, u dont read and listen 2 update from d so-called ethiopian player, there deluded coach and d super eagle coach.Despite stephen keshi confident of a victory, he said it loud and clear dat d anthelop cannot b underated, while d coach of d anthelop sit down in one conner and start making empty mouth dat he will teach super eagle some football lesson, b4 2day all d super eagle player know d task ahead of dem, I read several article from goal.com about hw some super eagle player says the ethiopians ar nt work-over as proved by majority of Nigerian fans, dey stated dat d anthelop has improve from what dey ar in d Afcon(dats just a tactic), but av u 4goten dat despit dis, d ehiopians player ar making mouth of trashing Nigeria.Nw tell me hw will dey loose d match with ur acclaimed reason wen those u propose super eagle will lost 2 a d empty barell making d loudest noise.What u dont no about keshi is dat if he want 2 play with thaiti,he will say we cant underate dem, dis is just a football tactic 2 get even,I no u ar unaware of dat.Nw victor moses is confident of a victory but wen Nigeria was drawn against ethiopia, he said dey cannot b underated, dey only use dat 2 distract ethiopia anthelop from d task ahead of dem, alas it works because dey believe dem and start making mouth and mockery starting from dere coach 2 some players.

You say my post is out of point, but your post serves to prove my point. You're one of those putting all their energy into the build-up to the match.
Sports / Re: Why The Super Eagles Will Lose The Game Against Ethiopia. by solowork: 7:39am On Oct 11, 2013
phillippiano: What is dis one saying

Judging from your previous posts on NL I don't expect you to comprehend anything longer than one sentence, let alone offer a more constructive argument than "What is this one saying" Mr. Linguistics Student. More like Lameguistics.
Sports / Why The Super Eagles Will Lose The Game Against Ethiopia. by solowork: 5:51am On Oct 11, 2013
I’m quite confident that the eagles will lose the match against their Ethiopian counterparts on the 13th. You ask why? Well because lately Nigerian’s have been pre-occupied with proclamations of a sure victory over the Walia antelopes. Some say if you “put it out in the universe” that you want something you will get it. I’m superstitious like that sometimes, but I don’t think we’re getting positive results from the universe this time, because we’ve been badgering it a tad much. I think the universe is fed up at this point and is going to tell us to go Bleep ourselves with a shameful loss. In the past weeks there have been a deluge of posts on Nairaland about this game. Enough already!
Culture / My Lagos Experience by solowork: 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2013
Current business trip brought me home. I guess now I have lived their lives, live in the same city where it really "home" is not. But the North Carolina coast is my home. All along, I was just there. When I was younger, I lived there for four years is really gone, I am one of the most difficult things to do.

Within a few years, my life was very uncertain. Very confusing. I had the sea in front of me, I was more fundamental. I have not been able to find efficiencies elsewhere, is available. I just want these beaches. The waves of the sea, brings eternal echo crashed.

Coast. City, Topsail Island Surf. It is on the beach, I spent most of the time. This is my first view of the sea. In the Gulf of Mexico not only 'real' sea. I have changed, live in the city. People have to go. However, the beach ...... He is always the same.

I came here with my wife on my last vacation. The first time my kids to see the ocean. The journey is fraught with uncertainty. This is the last attempt to save what can be saved. What do we mean when we are in love or want to remind us.

It was not. It sure makes me calm. But my life is a lot of conflicting trends, I could not breathe.

In two years I have not gone back.

However, drag visit. Things took longer than expected. I live in a small town like that. To pursue many of my former job. Therefore, many of my friends disappeared. Before ending the day at Topsail Island came close to dribble. In March I love good seafood small crater was open, I come to a stop. When visiting a judgment without success.

Really was not at home. Do not believe me here. Do not call me.

Expect After starting the next morning. We visited the beach in a few minutes. This is the beach. Not at home. I passed terraces concrete measures can feel it, pulled deep down I do that, I would want to know.



It's February and the beach is almost deserted, and the way I like it. Only a few locals jogging along the water. Tourist season, there are only a few months away, I know, this is my beach. Apparently my water problem, pummeled, sand hang in the air, birds and grass on sand dunes, I went. Timidly at first, then faster and faster - all left behind, stumbled, and stumbled through loose sand, take my shoes. Cold temperatures have no place in my head, I think I sometimes roll my pants, jumped, ran ... Almost the entire foot waves kiss my needs.

Tears decreases sharply when the cold water and squeezed my fingers, I am cold, hard hit sand.

Spared me a long time passed before the ideas of others. Crazy windblown hair, the beach. I do not care. I will not try to explain. Finally pulling. Cold, despite the hard sand, sniffling. Pick a sea of ​​glass. Fixed in my old size. Release is suppressed in the wash, I washed it inside.

I remember the times ...... I'm not here to write something that ... Nothing but the sea my mind, is the ability to erase discomfort. Suppression. It is wise for me, and my problem is global, tells me that he is as old as time itself. My life is fleeting. I will solve it, because I feel something, I let my emotions. It is nowhere but here, deep in the waves, the sand on your feet, and I can feel a little hard.

Jimmy sea pirate looks at 40 sang the song Alipomwita Mother Ocean, there are many sailors. He lamented the loss of your job, you can tell everyone. Too late for his life, was born, but he was there, he knew. He remembered. He understood that you are stupid and only one is sad. Too much of the sea with the Council, it is always there. The waves weight rocks us to sleep at night. He has given us. Anger, hurt unwary sailors. Wants to keep. How many women flighty. The sea is strong. It can not hurt. But it can also be treated. The results under the Lufa Guang, is a part of life, it is absolutely necessary.
Politics / Re: How Would You Manage Corruption In Nigeria If You Are President? by solowork: 1:10pm On Jul 29, 2013
I don't think it's all that hard. All our Presidents till date have been excellent at it. A couple of offshore accounts and you're good to go.
Politics / Re: The Real Picture Of Made In Nigeria Robots. by solowork: 12:12pm On Jul 29, 2013
Does anyone in Nigeria have an HD camera? They're not that expensive anymore.
Politics / Re: Lagos To Seal Buildings With Indiscriminate Hanging Of Washed Clothes by solowork: 7:53am On Jul 28, 2013
Acidosis: Buhahahahahaha... This man has gone mad again grin grin


So you mean, I shouldn't hang my shirt on a fence I built with my money, not Fashola father's money!

Mehn... Blood go flow wella o... I go waste LASTMAN blood oo...

Bush man. Hang you shirt in your back yard. Why do you want everyone on the street to see your clothes?
Jokes Etc / Re: You Have To Stopby And Read by solowork: 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2013
Tek%kyboy:
TEACHER : Akpors, recite A-Z and
what each
alphabet stands for..
AKPORS :
A for-Adobe
B for-bluetooth C for-chat
D for-download
E for-email
F for-facebook
G for-google
H for-hotmail I for-iphone
J for-Java
K for-kingston
L for-laptop
M for-messenger
N for-NOKIA O for-outlook
P for-print
Q for-QuickTime
R for-RAM
S for-Server
T for-Touch Screen U for-U S B
V for-Version
W for-wifi1
X for-xbox360
Y for-YouTube
Please help Akpors with `Z’..
Z for Zynga
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This If You Are Genius by solowork: 2:39pm On Jul 22, 2013
It's obviously a book.
Jokes Etc / Where Are My Keys? by solowork: 2:13pm On Jul 22, 2013
Dad would overhaul every room in the house, looking for something no one else cared about. This was a constant feature at our house that almost always ended up with everyone joining in the search. It was always the damn keys. “Where are my keys?” he would ask in a sharp voice as he pulled out the cushions on the sofas. My brother and I didn’t have to hear that question twice to know that we were now official members of a domestic search party. My mom would heckle us with a rant about how careless we were, only to throw the keys at us having found it without much effort.

One time she found them in the trousers he had on.

https://www.facebook.com/Lunchbreakbits

Politics / Re: Norwegian Woman Jailed In Dubai After Reporting Rape by solowork: 5:44am On Jul 20, 2013

Politics / Norwegian Woman Jailed In Dubai After Reporting Rape by solowork: 5:43am On Jul 20, 2013

On Wednesday, a Norwegian expat was sentenced to 16 months in jail by a court in the United Arab Emirates after she reported being raped. Twenty-five-year-old Marte Deborah Dalelv was charged for having extramarital sex, drinking alcohol without a license and perjury.

Dalelv was allegedly raped in March and says police confiscated her passport and imprisoned her for four days after she reported the incident. She has since sought refuge in a Norwegian church in Dubai.

Speaking to the Associated Press, Dalev said that her alleged rapist, a work colleague, received a lesser sentence of 13 months for extramarital sex and alcohol consumption.

Online, Norwegians and supporters around the world expressed outrage and came to her defence.

Many flooded a Dubai tourism Facebook page with angry messages calling for Marte to be freed. Under a post that promoted a Dubai resort, people commented:
Read the comments at http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/201307200035-0022922

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