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Where is the fire


Or the remnants of the ashes


The kind of national and international backing Saraki will gat go shock Bubu and his Zone-B's

According to Saraki (The first Senate President from APC)



I'm a democrat


The PDP have learn from their defeat in the last three (3) years than the APC have learn from their victor


This is a word coming out from a leader



Not some ancestor abusing us on international media


Meanwhile;


The whole of Daura rejoices over one Buhari that returns back to Daura

Let's keep giving them false hope and confidence guys



Remember, that's part of the game plan expected from we citizens



Can't wait to host Buhari in Daura come June 2019


Or pay him a surprise visit as a guest



This is because man is too old to perform his presidential function in office


He is our grandpa



He deserves our care



To goan spend some times with his cows


And eventually become the breadwinner



Of the family he loves and treasure most



Before spending eternity in hades



The kingdom where Abacha reigns

Although there have been
defections by a sitting vice
president (Atiku Abubakar) and a
speaker of the House of
Representatives (Aminu
Tambuwal), Mr Saraki on
Tuesday became the first Senate
President in Nigeria to leave his
party while in office.

And also the first Senate President to come from the All Progress Congress (APC)


He really outsmarted those dullards by breaking multiple records


This was his game plan an earlier


PDP saw that they may loose 2015 general election


So they decided to send some of their members to APC to goan learn the strength of their party alongside their weakness


They sent so many strategists but Saraki grew more stronger and powerful by riding on APC gullibility


Bubu and other APC chieftains wasn't frustrating Saraki


Man was wholely in charge and was busy controlling the game from within


Politics is way advanced than what people like Buhari think



Their are some things illiteracy and tyranny cannot do



Hail Don Saraki


Saviour of modern day democracy



I love you because you love Democracy


Democracy loves me because...


My name is Buhari Solutionmee and I am not a terrorist


Together with all lovers of democracy minus the Zone-B's

More to come


APC is gone


Everything is done


Buhari is dull



Zone-B about to cum


This thread will be fun

The US government already knows the next president of Nigeria


Some of us that lives in the state and have close allies in their government also knows


I'll not give you the emerging President's name


But will keep telling you the candidates that won't be president



1. Muhammad Buhari (Also known as Binladin Buhari)

He's a high school dropout from ZinghKns secondary school in Daura. He dropped out in JSS 2 in a bid to secure his career in the military. He later became an army general after which he joined politics. He planned a coup against the then ruling government and successfully overthrew them and became Nigeria's president. Despite how wicked and dangerous he was, he still wasn't as smart as people think. IBB gave him a house arrest and successfully overthrew him. Buhari ever since then began the strive to govern Nigeria again. In 2015, he accomplished his goal. He rode to government on his change mantra and successfully deceived the educated elites of Nigeria. People had hope in him but he messed up a big time by taking Nigeria back in time -- A journey to the 90s. He's the number one citizen in Nigeria today and will be heading straight to Daura next year to have a nice time with his cows and eventually become the breadwinner of the family he loves and treasure most.


Buhari is one of the few dropouts that made it in the world alongside people like Bill Gate, Steve Job, Paul Allen and Mark Zukerberg


Despite his shortcomings, he's a man with dream, purpose and ambition. Today, his success story serves as a source of inspiration to many Nigerians and most youth are already planning to pay him a surprise visit by June 2019 in Daura. Either through vacation or tourism.

Man no just get shame

Which of the security

The one happening in Benue, Zamfara and Plateau

Counts Down

Just few months to go

Saraki the Don


I love him because he loves democracy


Democracy loves me because...



My name is Buhari Solutionmee and I am not a terrorist

abdulmalik3:
must you be stupid?

You're too emotional... That's just it


Your intelligence is your strength


While your emotions is nothing but a temperamental flaw and psychological disorder


Our purpose on earth is not defined by typing RIP of social media and bulletin boards all the time


Death is the product (end result) of life



This is known to all humans



Why feeling (acting) surprised whenever you encounter one


Deceit ain't sympathy though

Don Saraki

I'm currently designing Buhari's prison

He'll spend the rest of his life there

There's even AC fire there

Biafra is a goal

A divine one

I'm a Yoruba

But I 100% love and support Biafra

If Biafra is achieved today, I'll leave Nigeria for Biafra

Back2Daura is closer than we think

Good morning Nigeria

Again

Good morning Nigeria

Again

Good Bye APC

This is awesome

Saviour of modern day democracy


The man who was brave, is brave and will be brave


All lovers of democracy loves you and gat your back



You are a leader with purpose, insight and optimism


You've demonstrated that in a billion ways


Through your bravery and smartness



Make APC down


Make Buhari down



Sending Buhari back to Daura is a monumental task


But it is an accomplished one



He's our grandpa



He deserves our care



To spend sometimes with his cows



The family he loves and treasure most



And eventually become a breadwinner



Before spending eternity in hades

Kudos


Back2Daura is a goal



Good morning Nigeria

Underground arrangement

Wonderful

There's nothing new under the Sun


People have been dying from ages



She wasn't the first and definitely won't be last



Why did she wasted peoples fund



When she knew she won't make it

I'm more than happy

Man is brave and intelligent

He halted plenary till September

And announced his own defection on Twitter

He looks modern to me

The kind of president we need come 2019

Nigerians gat your back

All lovers of democracy do

Great job by the Nigeria police force


Why was he resisting arrest


He must have committed a deadly crime


Hadn't been he's still alive,


I would say that he deserves a holding cell


But glory be to God that he has finally left the world


To continue his punishment in hades

Don Saraki or Binladin Saraki

Don Saraki

After locking up Buhari in Daura prison in September

Saraki won't even have any candidate to contest with


Can't wait for the second visit of Jay-Z and Beyonce


What a president with an international influence

Sony is the best phone manufacturer in the world


I love their display a lot


If only they can let me handle their brand marketing


I see them beating down iPhone and Samsung

ok

ok

Brothers that can do such a thing will peradventure kill one another


They deserve a holding cell already


Before they create nuisance on our media

There's no big deal in ranching

Let's humble ourselves before Bubu and his cows

Even Jesus said;

Blessed are the humble for they shall inherit the earth


Are we now going against the word of Jesus