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Just an illusion of the sky


Nature playing on human intelligence



There is nothing like blood moon


It's nothing but a myth of the cloud

If they can treat a prophet this way, imagine what they would have done to Newton if he had being a Nigerian


The western world are too tolerant


They should burst that shithole already

Long overdue


When he gets to hell, he should gather Einstein, Newton, Hitler, Abacha and Buhari to plan a coup on Satan to eventually dethrone him


By the time 180 million plus Nigerians will get to hell (eternal mass defection), there will be no Satan to punish them


This is the only option available for Nigerians to avert eternal damnation cuz being a Nigerian alone is one of the 7 unforgivable sin


The question is


Why did you come as a Nigerian When others are heading straight to America, China and Japan


What are you up to by coming down to Nigeria


You must be up to something


You must have had a negative plan


You must either be a crook or a......



As for the man that died, I treasure my sympathy till a better Nigerian gave up the ghost

Ugly Country ruled by ugly leaders


Voted in by ugly citizens


I left that shithole some years back


Here in America, our leaders don't tour around the world


They build their Country

Long overdue


Inasmuch I hate the killings perpetrated by those robbers during the robbery incident, I as well hate the way the NPF and NG personalized it for their selfish political advantage


Let justice prevail


Saraki may a crook but he is our saviour as our present Democracy is concern


To those that died in the Offa bank robbery attack, I remember you all


Millions of Nigerians and Nairalanders remember you


You will always live in our heart through remembrance


That alone is like eternity to you

God I know


Jesus I know


Pa OBJ I know


IBB I know


Atiku I know


Don Saraki I know


Please who's Oshomole


Cuz here in America, I've never heard about him

That's not the business of an American like me


Though I became one as an immigrant


A legal one to be precise

Dunce


When you get to the throne of judgement, the Judge will dismiss you


When you get to heaven, God will reject you


When you get to hell, Satan will disown you


When you come back to this world (Nigeria to be precise), Nigeria government and her people will both disown, reject and eject you



We don't tolerate dullards anymore


Unless you have immunity like Buhari


There are 7 unforgivable sin in this world


One of them is joining the Nigeria army, military and NPF

Wen did he become a musician


I thought they said he's a politician


Nigerian people can be confusing sometimes


That's why their Country doesn't move forward


Meanwhile, God bless America

Voting


Voting in who


Who exactly


Keep recycling crooks, tyrants, power drunk and analog leaders

Politics is firstly a game of personal interest


Secondly a game of financial interest



Thirdly a game of personal interest


That's the order of precedence and their priority

Honestly, Daura looks beautiful ooo


Just like Silicon Valley here in America


Why are Nigerians fighting the old man


Please wait till he makes the whole of Nigeria look like Daura



Nigeria Cows are more beautiful than her people sef


I just have to tell U guys the truth

Breaking News!!!


Lamido is said to replace Ammonium in explosive production as it has been discovered that it has fast reaction rate


Silly Country


Always reacting on the digital board of their black country

I should be expecting more than 1 billion


I won't even invest a dime into business and investment


Can't wait to intimidate my Ex, neighbours, friends and relatives with my luxurious lifestyle


Expensive things on my mind



Typical reasoning of an average Nigerian



Here In America, we invest any dime on building our dreams


That's how Bill Gate built Microsoft

That's how Steve Job built Apple


Collectively, that's how we built and keep building America

Missing home


My cows are growing very fast



Can't wait to serve you with old age

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We don't care

Justice must prevail

Saraki already has 17million Kwarans in his pocket


Plus another 15million in Kano


Plus another in Sokoto, Adamawa and the rest of northern region and middle belt


Meanwhile, SW, SS and SE already belongs to him



I'm seeing 150million Nigerians voting for this man and that's why OBJ shopped for him last month

People are talking, this illiterate too is joining them

From today, I halt my support for this guy

He has no iota of idea of what he's doing and how government is being run

Thanks America

Since 1983 I'll

Dunce

The fear of Saraki is the beginning of wisdom

In the Office

As usual naw

But I saw U in the mall yesterday shopping for Saraki


Well, this will be the first time Nigeria will have a medical doctor as their president and not some fucking illiterate (cattle rearer)


We are getting there

Fortune
Africa

Two isolated words used together by a professor

What a shame


We can't be following the rest of the world towards a common direction

We have to be different

We'll go backward

Go negative

Just to prove the world wrong

They can't be right all the time

Eye service


Nigerians no send am


We aren't complaining


We love the way things are going


98% Nigerians do


Lord I thank U for making me a Nigerian

Wen next I come to dis world, I'll still come as a Nigerian together with my 180 million brothers and sisters


DEAL LORD!

Maybe she's a dunce or probably dumb like her horseband


I wonder why a human being will ended up marrying an animal. Yet, we still condemn gaysm as a nation