₦airaland Forum

Where's Don Saraki

This is what we called beauty of democracy



I love seeing things like this


Especially when blood is involved



Lick lips

This is not newsworthy


It wasn't my responsibility


It wasn't yours either



All I see is that a black man was doing the job he was surly elected to do


BTW...


See his head like a bus terminal

The candidate shouldn't be happy yet


He should instead feel sad


Cuz at his age, Bill Gate dropped out of Harvard, Paul Allen dropped out, Steve job dropped out and Mark Zukerberg dropped out as well


At his age, Larry page and his coworker founded Google at Stanford


If this is the only achievement and academic breakthrough he has ever had in his life, then he is on a stupendous path to failure



Result like this will only shy him away from his dream


If I'm in his shoe, I'll tear the result and focus on my goals

Inasmuch as I love Ojukwu


His daughter disappointed herself not me


Why will she barge a second class upper from a foreign university


When her mate are busy graduating with first class from the same university and the likes of Cambridge and Oxford


How will she be competitive in labour market


How will she get a good job


How will she make ends meet


I'm seriously concerned


How will she survive


Hope she won't end up as a liability on an innocent man

I'm worried


What a pity that she just lost something fundamental about going to school


It's a shame that she allowed herself to be used by traditional education as she didn't pass through school a tertiary institution but school passing through her


If I'm in her shoe, I'll start all over from the beginning

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Educative, inspiring and awesome I must say


Saraki is a Don


The only atomic bomb in 2019 world war


If you know you know

Nice one Mr


We're currently working on retrieving the stolen mandate



Give us the directory to upload the retrieved mandate to


I love you for standing against the tyrant

It's habitual


It's in their gene


It's part of their training


It's in their mental orientation


It's in their emotional partitioning

What a good combo


In a digital world like this, two sets of people that shouldn't marry each other are terrorists and hackers


No one has the knowledge of the hazard they can cause


Can't wait to have the next generation of great terrorist


Even though I'm in America


I'm OK with anything that will frustrate Trump


The Man garagara don too much

That's like someone is trying to ridicule the moon

The moon has value and integrity


That's why it cost centuries to land two men on it


It is a tale by Daura light and not moonlight

Even here on the internet, some chimpanzees are seriously jubilating online

Cuz they can't just wait to host their brother in Daura come 2019

The jungle the wild animal belongs to

OBJ was apparently saying the obvious truth Nairalanders


Please because of the love and respect you guys confer on me, let's always hearken to what Pa OBJ have to say concerning the coming election and as well support his opinion


Even if his opinion backfire at you Nigerians, you guys should bear the pain and consider it a mere sacrifice for your Country


I'll always support you guys in prayer here in America


Though where I am thou canst cometh


As I'm far above the principalities and powers of Nigeria seated in high places


Even if Fulani kill you guys, I'll always remember you here in America


I'll also feature you guys in my diary and before you know it, you're gradually grazing human history


That alone is the beginning of eternity


Rest in Perfect Pea....

Suicide, Robbery, Rituals, Genocide, Massacre, Killings, War, Prostitution, Lesbianism, Gaysm, Defection, Decamping, Cyber fraud, Scamming, Hacking e.t.c.


Just to mention but a few

You're forgiven


Don't even attempt trying it


Cuz it will surely backfire



Saraki got Trump and US government endorsement when he visited the USA


He got Putin and Russia support when he visited Russia



As a man with a British nationality, the Queen of England and prime minister of the UK can't wait to have one of their own ruling the Country they founded


If you know you know

So many illiterates here on Nairaland


Economic growth is not measured by the numbers of shops littered on the streets of a city but through standard of living, digital enterprise and so on


We're now in a modern era where traditional/mortar-brisk businesses have been replaced with electronic commerce

Many people are comfortably living in Kwara state


Let's be honest with ourselves



Saraki is the atomic bomb of this world war

Keep making noise


If only U guys know what's going on underground



Buhari would have resigned and started his reign in Daura Kingdom Jungle

Just 20

I taught they are like 100

Your mumu never do

Hmm... If I talk now people go complain


With the way these guys always pose for pictures


Are you sure that they are truly working


I mean working with a verifiable source of income



Aside rituals, robbery and socio-political scandals

The best thing for Lagosians to do is to start avoiding the street ASAP


Cuz his ugliness alone can cause accident or peradventure diminish one's career


I know it was a mistake naming the street after his name

And it will soon be corrected because there's no viable success to show for it

Kwara state was willed to the Saraki,s family

It's his inheritance


There's no big deal about it

All I care about is the name of the original speech writer


Cuz the dullard I know can neither read nor write


God should please take this cup national embarrassment away from Nigerians

Let's have the primary first


Nigerians should stop hearing from God on things that are socio-economic and socio-political wise


You're not the only Country to practice Christianity and Islam in the world


But you're one of those Africa Countries that still practice religion in the wrong way, which is quite detrimental to your Country's' advancement, national progress and developments


Please you guys should learn to know what religion is and what religion is not


Life is not all about making heaven


Life is about impacting the present world you lives in


The purpose of Life is to live


Not to rehearse how to live a superstitious life in an imaginary world


And building your Country and the World at Large


This is because, your Country comes first


As it is greater than your faith, belief and religion


When it comes to your citizenry as a Nigerian


The fate of your Country matters first


That's the open secret that keeps America and the rest of the western world growing


We don't take permission from God before we fight a world war


We fought and eventually won the war


We didn't consult Jesus before we placed human on the moon


We tried and eventually did


It's not about being Antichrist or not


It's not about atheism


It's about using your brain - The greatest asset God has given you


If you know how to use this Asset very well, you can make a billions outer it

That was what Bill Gate did


Religion is not your problem but the way you're practicing it


God is not living with you in Nigeria

You do

Be brave for once and choose your leader by yourself

No one is ganging up against the dullard



It's his incompetence, nonperformance and gross illiteracy that's ganging up against him



Majority of sane and rational minds of Nigerians are only interested in sending the dullard back to Daura


The jungle the wild animal deserves

OBJ was apparently saying the truth Nairalanders


Please because of the love and respect you guys confer on me, let's always hearken to what Pa OBJ have to say concerning the coming election and as well support his opinion


Even if his opinion backfire at Nigerians, you guys should bear the pain and consider it a mere sacrifice for your Country


I'll always support you guys in prayer here in America


Though where I am thou canst cometh


As I'm far above the principalities and powers of Nigeria


Even if Fulani kill you guys, I'll always remember you here in America


I'll also include you in my diary and before you know it, you're gradually grazing human history


That alone is the beginning of eternity

Efforts in futility

Shame

Just one


I taught the plan was to send in like 3 senators to do a better job as an insider since the likes of Saraki ain't there again


Well, we're always 77 steps (Buhari's age) ahead of them



Can't wait to have Saraki (a medical doctor) as my president


Zone-B's won't like this because they always advocate an illiterate to remain in power


And if you are against my humble opinion on a faceless forum


Then let's meet on the judgement day

I love industreet


Funke is really talented


Still in Season Two though

As far as it's not jungle justice


I support it



Why will a student steal his fellow student's phone


Anyone that does that can equally take one's life



They did the rational thing by bringing down his life first


At least, that will serve as a caution to many students reading this


That have a similar plan in mind



Those three guys deserve an accolade


By building Nigeria in the little way can

Biafra will truly come

Atiku my man

It's not all about ruling the Country

Together we can let Saraki win the trophy

But that's too small naa



Here in America, a toddler won't even anticipate that ridiculous amount of legal tender for shopping


Truly, I have been hyping and overestimating you guys



Many Nigerians are truly poor



Even their politicians

Don't worry Nigerians


We are observing things here in America