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Just 22 billion naira

Money that some American guys spend in a night club

Is Nigeria that poor


I've to come back home for a vacation

Mr


That's not the work of a politician


That's the work of a writer



In a saner clime, you would have been in jail for hijacking someone else's profession

I hate I'll


I'm allergic to it

Saraki is talking these days ooo


Man gat ball I swear


70% of Nigerians home and abroad already loves you


Many will soon do

Saraki already has the backing of the US, Russia and UK government


He'll win in landslide


Dude is more than capable



He has the bravery and intelligence



He'll start a scientific revolution in Nigeria when he becomes president


The only way to stop being a third world country



Even we that lives in the state



Saraki is the only candidate that gives us hope


Some illiterates in Nigeria won't support this move



But what can they do about it



#InSarakiWeTrust
#SarakiTheDon
#Saraki4President

When will Nigeria be impeached


We need another country please



Even if it is country like Syria, Iran or North Korea



Or a better country like Congo and Zimbabwe


This is more than enough for us

When will Nigeria be impeached


We need another country please



Even if it is country like Syria, Iran or North Korea



Or a better country like Congo and Zimbabwe


This is more than enough for us

Scrap


Not like the one we have here in the state

Even if we give Buhari eternity to govern Nigeria, he'll keep saying "I'll fight corruption."


Even if we give him heaven's ticket, he'll still claim to help fight corruption in heaven


It is only a lier that still keep speaking in future tense after 3 years of reign in power


America wasn't built on vague promises and things man believed he can do (like I'll, I can, I would have) but on things we have done (like I created Microsoft, I founded NASA and so on)


We can't blame leaders like this, he's clueless and the only political point he has was his chanted fight against corruption



Sentiments apart, we deserve better as a country


Even though I'm living in the state, I cry every time I think about my country



Even if you're to make a bad government again, you should choose from the educated ones cuz there are some things beyond the power of illiteracy



I'll keep discussing with the US government to save Nigeria from this mess

Wow! Just like the one Obama built here in Silicon Valley

Leaders like this deserves a presidential ticket

To take Nigeria to the next level

My dad has always told me that when your career is over as a father, you'll start sharing in the glory of your children's career


This mans political career is nothing to write home about


Idleness now makes a breadwinner to start calibrating an ordinary graduation


See what joblessness has done to a responsible man



May our career never be like that of FFK in JSN


May we never stoop so low and start calibrating our daughters graduation in JSN


Especially when we know that she has nothing upstairs


Apart from facial beauty and slaying

There is a difference between what is needed and what is important

This is both not needed and unimportant

They don't look real to me


The first one looks like a clone


The second one like a doll


The third one like a mannequin



Life if not all about having many child


But having a child that can see tomorrow, make history and make great impact out of it


Child that will make mama and dad proud


They too tried though


BTW...


Why are the toddlers looking at different directions


They felt terrified, frightened and unsecured

Just a twin


Wen his mate are celebrating triplets



Let's stop celebrating mediocrity please


What gives him the certainty that one of the twin won't return to where he came from an earlier

If I was Bill Gate, the only business I will have with Nigerians is to buy their country. Use it for stock trade in America big firms and allow top tech companies to buy a share of it. What I'm saying is that in the realm of my imagination, your country is sold-off already. I even heard that your PVC is now on large Chinese online store like Alibaba. You guys should just calm down and chill. Gradually, we're getting there as your country will soon be on Amazon and the poorest man in America will add it to cart. Meanwhile, the last time I checked, most underdeveloped countries don't exceed $17 million when put up for sale online. If I'm lucky to be the buyer as an American, it'll be nice having a country dominated with primitive minds and black mentality and refurbishing it after all.

Journey to 2019 is a lovely one



I'll give Buhari a grass to give to his cow when he returns back to Daura


I've always read about giving in the Bible


Even to our worst enemy



What a journey of no return

They are traitors but saviour of modern day democracy in Nigeria

Over 150 million people already love Saraki

And the more you hunt after him, the more others join

Nigerians



What your leaders are indirectly telling you is that your certificate no longer count


It has never count



Have a dream and stop wasting years chasing a certificate that never and won't counts


Dreams like buying hoe and cutlass and going to the farm as early as possible


Dreams like starting a poultry



Dreams like starting an agricultural revolution in the country



Anything that can make our ancestors proud

Even Satan was shocked the day I aligned with Jesus


Chasing Buhari back to Daura is a monumental task but on behalf of our Country, Democracy and Development, we'll do that with our undivided best


We've never have it this bad


We've never been this divided


Even Zone-B and Sophisticated morons knows that

2019 will unravel the real agenda of the terrorist president and even Zone-B and other sophisticated morons will regret supporting the dullard

Illiteracy: We can't tolerate it no more

Old age: He deserves to be chilling with his cows in Daura

The family the dullard treasure the most

Meanwhile;

My name is Buhari Solutionmee and I'm not a terrorist

NwaAmaikpe I know

Sarrki I know

Yarimo I know

What the f**k is Lie doing in Kwara territory

The inheritance of Jacob Saraki

Making 12

Good Bye Baba

Making 12

Good Bye Baba

As a SAN, you take delights in anything that pertains judiciary works


Buhari as an Ex-millitary general will equally take delight in seeing people dying


We can't really blame the old man


It's the nature of his work


He has to keep things professional

Show off

Why trying to chase them outa their comfort zone

Misplaced priority

Those people are not even complaining

Wow

The lady in the second picture though


She's hawt

Articulated speech of an illiterate


God bless Obama wherever he is

Wow

Very soon, this is how the great people of Daura will welcome the dullard


Some people think that they can rule us simply because they are tall

Me: Buhari

How many times did I called you



Buhari: 3 times Barrister



Me: It's just once dullard


BTW...

Is it because am wearing suit that makes you to be calling me a Barrister

Dunce

I'm a businessman if you don't know


Buhari: So Businessmen too used to wear suit I didn't know all this while

Kai zonba... That's why I've not been wearing it ooo

Thanks for telling me


I'll definitely surprise my cows by taking care of dem with a lovely suit


The first class citizens of the country


Me: I failed


Trying to have a reasonable conversation with Bubu is the beginning of failure while Bubu himself is the end of it