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PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS!!! GGSG Assures Atiku Abubakar Of 157,000,000 Votes by somehow: 4:59pm On Nov 23, 2018
I laugh, mess comot for my neighbor yansh lol
RomanceRe: Lady Goes On Rampage, Destroys Lover's House After Disagreement. Photos by somehow: 1:12pm On Nov 23, 2018
No issues here, she must BUY everything back, down to the spoon. I'm suing her azz down to the hair found there!
PoliticsRe: Bribery Video: We Can’t Probe Ganduje Because He Enjoys Immunity – EFCC by somehow: 11:19am On Nov 23, 2018
Fayose was probed by EFCC while in office? Please which Court was he taken to and what was the outcome?
elchariotlp:
Let them keep deceiving themselves.

A different law applies to Fayose because he is in PDP while Gaduje is a Next Level Champion.

Nigeria we hail thee
PoliticsRe: Bribery Video: We Can’t Probe Ganduje Because He Enjoys Immunity – EFCC by somehow: 11:17am On Nov 23, 2018
Open secret that every sane human should know.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan's Book: Error Of Jugdement Or Book Not Properly Proof-read by somehow: 2:53pm On Nov 22, 2018
Barely 2 and half years is not same and never close to 3 years.

24 days to 3 years is closer to 3 years than bearly 2.5 years. The fault is from the editors.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: When I Remove Make-Up, Push-Up Bras, What Happens by somehow: 11:37am On Nov 22, 2018
Common be nice na!
Gosj01:
She still dey tell us wetin we know before.


Anyways I sell cheap laptops, more on signature
RomanceRe: Lady Teaches Nigerian Women What To Do To Anal Sex Lovers by somehow: 9:52am On Nov 22, 2018
When the main hole is too wide, the next available tight hole becomes desirable.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Orphan: Setting The Record Straight by somehow: 9:05pm On Nov 21, 2018
Always use the word "you" to speak for yourself. never speak for others because they never made you their mouth-piece. Only manipulators and cunny people use the word "we" when they are not representing anyone!
Deepthoughts:
Even if Atiku is a thief we shall vote him, he is better than your fake, despotic, nepotistic, bigoted n fundamentalist saint!.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Orphan: Setting The Record Straight by somehow: 8:23pm On Nov 21, 2018
LOL
deomelo:
athiefKUlooter is a special orphan



grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: AWCON 2018 - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by somehow: 5:12pm On Nov 21, 2018
But I don't see them going forward if nothing is done with the way they play.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: AWCON 2018 - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by somehow: 5:12pm On Nov 21, 2018
Finally!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: AWCON 2018 - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by somehow: 5:11pm On Nov 21, 2018
Which one is following the super eagles boys?
AnalQueenluci:
fulani curse is following dos super chicken babes
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: AWCON 2018 - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by somehow: 5:07pm On Nov 21, 2018
He's just there to confuse the girls
gbosaa:
He should leave. I don’t think he understand the girls, our football and how to get the best out of them. He lost to ghana, scandalous defeat to France, lost to South Africa few days ago and can’t get the girls to play decent football.

Imagine a falcon team with Ngozi Okobi, Ordega, Oshoala, Oparanozie and Onome Ebi playing badly and struggling against Zambia!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: AWCON 2018 - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by somehow: 5:05pm On Nov 21, 2018
The one that rubbed on the super eagles qualifying for the world cup and nations cup with a game to spare?
IbrahimDamola:
Buhari's badluck is rubbing off on the team.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: AWCON 2018 - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by somehow: 5:01pm On Nov 21, 2018
This coach must be shown the way out!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: AWCON 2018 - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by somehow: 5:01pm On Nov 21, 2018
Seems wicked men forgot condoms inside these our falcons players. See long balls everywhere!

Carry big yansh up and down. Common Zambia!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Orphan: Setting The Record Straight by somehow: 4:57pm On Nov 21, 2018
I ask you again: Who are the children in orphanage homes in Nigeria?
eph12:
You see why stubbornness is not good? In life you have to learn, unlearn and relearn as you go. It's your type that still hold on to outdated beliefs even when proven to be lies
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Orphan: Setting The Record Straight by somehow: 4:13pm On Nov 21, 2018
But you're foolish na. before he went to deceive you with english, who have you often known to be an "orphan"?
eph12:
Instead of you to learn something new today, you're affirming your foolishness
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Orphan: Setting The Record Straight by somehow: 4:12pm On Nov 21, 2018
Oga shut up your mouth, you want to use "english" to confuse fools.

If we are to go by that, then almost everyone in Nigeria should be seen as orphans!

Most were raised with little or no presence of one of the parents!

engineerboat:
Your school should be feeling ashamed of you at the moment.

Abi you go school at all
HealthRe: A Review Of Lagos Fully Automatic And Self-Cleaning Public Toilet - Photos by somehow: 4:09pm On Nov 21, 2018
Do you know how long it's been in existence in Lagos?
quentin06:
i give it one month, afonja pigs will mess it up.
HealthRe: A Review Of Lagos Fully Automatic And Self-Cleaning Public Toilet - Photos by somehow: 4:09pm On Nov 21, 2018
Very good development.

Lagos is the only state in Nigeria with a blueprint/masterplan.
PoliticsRe: 15 Areas Nigeria Is Better Than America- Mrrights by somehow: 3:58pm On Nov 21, 2018
Be playing yourself there!
AfroMighty:
Nigerians are smart but Nigeria isn't
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Orphan: Setting The Record Straight by somehow: 3:58pm On Nov 21, 2018
If we are to go by your so called definition, then MOST NIGERIANS are ORPHANS, most were raised by a single parent when they were below 18 due to either separation or death to one of the parents, so spare us the "bambiala rhetoric"

Buhari didn't even know his father when he died because he was still a little boy, should Buhari also claim to be an orphan? when you do not have concrete stuff to bank on, you start looking for sympathy vote.

Covetous Atiku should stop deceiving fools that believe in him.

Atiku that is even competing with local, state and federal government on minimum wage. a private sector paying his own workers minimum wage of 18k.

Crook!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Orphan: Setting The Record Straight by somehow: 3:47pm On Nov 21, 2018
You must think we're fools here.

In Nigeria, everyone knows what the word "orphan" stand for. it's mostly a word used for children without PARENTS!

That's why we mostly have what we call "orphanage homes" for children without parents.

Let's stop being silly in this country!
EducationRe: Most Tallest Primary School Girl by somehow: 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2018
Her path already set by her height. She's a lucky girl.
PoliticsRe: Gilbert Bukenya: I Would Vote For Atiku Abubakar If I Were Nigerian by somehow: 8:40am On Nov 21, 2018
Partners in crime, what do you expect to hear from him before?
PoliticsRe: Tweeter User Busts Atikus Orphan In Jada Firewood Seller Lie. Pic by somehow: 11:56pm On Nov 20, 2018
Show us
SarkinYarki:
Atiku has never said he was an orphan he said heblost his dad earlyvand used to hawk firewood for his mum
PoliticsRe: Two Men Exchange Heavy Blows While Arguing Over President Buhari (video) by somehow: 1:48pm On Nov 20, 2018
Wherever you are, your mind is still underdeveloped.
NaijaRoyalty:
What is dis one saying

You think I'm in that shithole called Nigeria with you ?
PoliticsRe: Two Men Exchange Heavy Blows While Arguing Over President Buhari (video) by somehow: 1:01pm On Nov 20, 2018
If you are broke and unemployed, yet expect any government to take actions on your behalf, you be Malu. Even those who can't even keep a job out of incompetence are looking for who to blame. You better go ride okada because your brain Is not creative enough to know that you are what you put into your life.
NaijaRoyalty:
If you're broke and unemployed but still supports buhari, you're a fool.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Next Level 2019 Advert On Newspapers (Photo) by somehow: 1:13am On Nov 20, 2018
Whattttt? Fashola? seems you do not know what that name stands for. A man handling 3 ministries, you think na beans to be given such profile?

APC didnt cover any Ganduje (His case is with the Kano state assembly and Buhari can do no zilch to him because he's covered by immunity just like what Fayose enjoyed as a governor).
Babachir was sacked!
What is Buratai's offense? has any court or any evidence of fraud brought against him?
Kemi Adeosun already left your country for you since you guys value paper "service" more than actual service.
Amechi? the man that has already delivered 3 raillines? what on earth are you listing these names for?
ithink7:
Baba if APC cannot produce result with someone like Fashola in their government, they will not produce result even if you give them 50 years.

If APC can cover someone like Ganduje, Babachir, Buratai, Kemi Adeosun, Amechi, etc, then they should go and rest for now.

Mind you, if I'm in PDP, after winning this election, there are some of the APC guys I will bring into the government to work with me.
PoliticsRe: 27-Year-Old Omoyele Sowore Threatens Military At MKO Abiola's Burial (Throwback) by somehow: 10:39pm On Nov 19, 2018
You see a small boy asking silly questions. So you think it was only civil war he fought? Go and ask them in Chad you this smally!
abbeyfel:
Which war did Buhari fought for Nigeria? Any war apart from the civil war? All this small small boys sefhuh

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