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Agba wife material

LadyRosa:


Its not easy o, but I dey spread my tentacles everywhere.

Hubby just had a salary raise,thank God!
I'm a business woman/ entrepreneur and into anything wey go add change,so I be freelance agbero.

So, I get one small land for house wey I take dey rear domestic goats, 5 is heavy, like 4 Ewure dey down wey don dey smell iru iru, so meat no be my problem just incase babablu Bleep up SURELY! I go soon put knife for one throat wey just break one of my big bucket because him won 4ck him mama!

NA SO I call carpenter, him nack chicken cage that can take capacity of 50, i buy noiler and broilers DOC ,throw put,run light buy feed keep dey train them.The one wey to disturb I give am DOGOYARO, if e no survive ,good news for my bingo. Some i dey sell off because my hubby don begin call me broiler as my body don dey full.

I come still add Foreign turkey join 3 female one male.

As kerosene dey go up, I reason say charcoal too go go up, na so January wey every dry, I go village market see as sellers sit down dey look no customer. I priced one bag of charcoal 2700( something wey them dey sell 3500), na him I first carry 2 bags, then 1 week later another 3 bags)

So right now, gas dey, charcoal, dey, electric cooker dey. I like the charcoal self because he dey help my broilers stay warm.

I don book for one fulani woman to bring Fulani local fowls for me like 5 that one go just dey parade up and down dey born.Them dey tall fat, fulani fowl breed good die!

For the small land wey remain, I plant ugu, scent leave, egusi, waterleaf, okro, curry leaves.

I still rent another 100by50 call aboki last week to clear am then put ridges, so that place na for corn, then groundnut and beans. Another land wey person get for my side I won call the man weda him fit give me , I plan to put yam that side.

Last December, I travel 22, then on 26 wey I no say moto full ground as nobody dey return back na him me enter road back, so transport cheap die to carry foodstuffs.

My MIL no happy but I use style promise her say I go show Easter and I go dash her earring

Na so I pack yams ehn! Omo I paid less than 5k to move this yams, I reach my base begin cut yam soak for water, as the harmattan wey enter February dry am, na so I grind, that one full rice bag(almost50kg).

So food no be problem!
Agbado still dey!

Before salah i wake go village market go buy tomatoes, As I buy the tomatoes na him I see shombo and tatchell wey heat cash small and the farmer just they select am, me just use style as the agbero wey I be price am, omo! I clear EVERY! UPGRADED AWALAWA. The onions wey rain beat wey go spoil before them but am for trailer, I clear almost half bag.

Na so I dey smell like fowl cage when I reach house.My husband don laugh tire dey shout " Which kind woman wey I marry?" " WHERE did you get all this from"!

Story...

I begin watch and cut onions o because na raining season we dey, I grind am, at the end of the day, na three custard medium sized bucket he full, the remaining I dash one of my stupid friend wey no gree get sense.

As for the tomatoes,shombo and tatashe, omo even if I get 5 children he go carry me reach 4 months. I have a double chest freezer so every xey well blocked.

So when my neighbours dey speak through their nose, dey complain how 100k no dey reach for one month for house runs, me go dey tap my feet, a bottle of chilled ogogoro for my front, I go follow them dey agree.
I no dey tell people wey dey form how to get sense.

Oh! I forget to add,
* whispers*

I dey buy firewood specially to dry up those UPGRADED BASKET OF FARM AWALAWA.
Una dey expect say make I use my gas or charcoal take dry full basket of tomatoes?I DEY MAD?!

I rather use the 'excess 'money buy one crate of Heineken put for fridge.

Biggest truth I've heard this week

Starz825:
He say she is rude but jealous....

Rudeness and jealousy na bad thing

There is always a reason why people want you for marriage or relationship....

Endeavor to find out before committing to them...(note: don't ask them directly, just find out)

Very important....

I once dated one lady that only wanted a relationship because she doesn't have a comfortable place to stay...she was perching with her friends and wasn't comfortable with them..
Even though she finds me attractive....the above was what she wanted the most....

So a relationship with somebody like that can never last if she eventually finds a better option....

Find out the reason why he or she likes you or want you for marriage.

Which kind gun dey beside that ak?

Heal form the unnecessary hate that is consuming you, open your heart to happiness for fresh skin and everlasting joy.
Stereotyping all men won't do you any good.

Jeon:
just as the useless penis owner boasting to re-draw as her supporter.

Yes, he feels like he had the necessary right from that. Just as saying hi to you Men means sex.

Virgin till my wedding night . Not giving up my priceless virginity to any woman other than my wife

Oga spyder after you na you ohh. I so much admire your works and hopefully would definitely patronize by the special grace of the almighty.

Apply sense. Don't make it too obvious you lack wisdom.

Jeon:
They are rapists.

They expect sex from you the moment you say "hi to them".

Considering how morally bankrupt the Nigerian society has become and ritualism on the high rise, it's actually a big gamble dating a girl that has ones dated an internet fraudster. No man wants to be a collectaral damage for something he knows absolutely nothing about.

Alright thanks

Mariangeles:
I searched it with the image and found out that it's called rambutan, and it's native to southeast Asia.
There's always something new to learn everyday.

If to say na Nigerian fruit, we for don find one oyinbo name give am.

I made some enquiries, but I was only told it's a French fruit.

Hi Nairalanders, do you honestly think this is enough reason to end a relationship of 16 years?
I feel it's kinda weird to not have seen her cry over the years they've been together, regardless of how perfect their relationship might be, emotions and vulnerability should be very evident imo.

You might be heading for broke with this mentality sooner or later.

Kollins11:
how can you lend a Nigerian girl money and expect her to pay back? You no even see the colour of her pant sef not to talk of shifting the pant.. Nawa 4 u.

But if your fellow guy ask you for financial help you go say you no get money.

I have said it here countless times... I don't just give Nigerian ladies my hard earned money anyhow, she must work (fvck) for it... Whether she's married, single, in a relationship, divorced, complicated, single-mother or my crush I don't care her status.. All I know is that She must work (fvck) for it before I help her financially.

This must be a joke

You could have easily supported his ministry with a Love Machine of your choice ��

Well-done sir

B

geadom:
At the official unveiling of APC road map for 2019 elections titled "THE NEXT LEVEL".
A School boy meet and shakes president Buhari while kneeling.

fake fake fake dis post should be deleted immediately

fake new oshomole is currently at goodluck book launching

good one from him

let me park here

like for Nigerian army share for Nigerian police

like for Terri share for Davido

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the Cameroonian October 7 presidential election result will be announced today at the constitutional hq in yaounde after 15 days of waiting. security has being beefed up in the capital to avoid riot. the result will be announced today despite the anglophone(bamenda) boycotting the election.
More information soon

fellow nairalanders want to know your opinion on social media begging .I just visited the comment section of @peterpsqaure post on Instagram and the kind of begging I saw there was very laughable and annoying. I highly condemn this act I think it should be discouraged.
cus it now at a very alarming rate at which most youth sees it as an avenue for fund raising.
#workhardandearnbetter
#notoonlinebegging

brb

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