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INTERMAN:
Reasons Androids Respond Only To Fingers

I know we have a lot of genius and brilliant people in this place. Ok. This is my question. Why is it that phones like androids, ipad,ipod etc does not respond to other things like erazer, pen,plastic,metals etc but only to human fingers and body?

GO GIVE MONKEY YOUR TABLET SEE WEATHER HE HAND NO GO RESPOND EVEN FASTER.

manee2:
Imagine this stuff with an oversize bra. Guys we have to be very carefully, it is obvious that girls are turning to something else just to get noticed. Lets not be decieved!

YANSH PAD

I ALWAYS HATE THAT TIN. I HAVE TO WALK ONE APE OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE THIS THING

Airforce1:
A naked man has been roaming the streets of Abuja with his 3 kids who are well-dressed. Just yesterday, he was spotted around the Federal Secretariat in the FCT.


http://citypeople.com.ng/i/pictured-naked-man-roaming-abuja-streets-with-his-3-well-dressed-kids/

HE IS A NATURALIST.


EVEN THE WHITE PEOPLE DO IT TOO

"TO BECOME ONE WITH NATURE IS TO BE THE NATURE ITSELF"


I USE TO DO IT SOMETIMES AND I DON'T GIVE A FVCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME

UniabujaFacts:
http://www.uniabujafacts.com/2015/07/caught-in-act-uniabuja-male-student.html

AND YOU CALL THIS NEWS



NAIRALAND IS BECOMING A SEXX DUSTBIN

IF YOU WANT TO MARRY A NAIJA WOMAN, DON'T DO COURT WEDDING, I REPEAT, DON'T DO COURT WEDDING.

COURT WILL ONLY GIVE THEM RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER NONSENSE THEM LIKE.


BY THE WAY, SHE ONLY WHAT COURT WEDDING FOR HER SELFISH INTEREST, NAIJA WOMEN ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS.

SELENAqueensy:
Stupid people always think they have an opinion...
Who fu*cking cares if you hate me or not..

Was just telling the op to correct himself which he did..
Did I in any way insult the guy? ...

{So Are you that stupid not to know when someone means any harm?

APE
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF?

NOW I KNOW YOUR IQ IS THAT OF AN INSECT.

DON'T ALLOW ME TO ENTER YOU THIS EVENING

COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU LOOK LIKE A PROSTITUTE

HOW MUCH FOR A ROUND?

porshuch:
So of an animals.... what a moniker. Iti akwu

IT MAY LOOK STRANGE TO YOU.


But I'M JUST A SON OF AN ANIMAL, THAT IS IT YOU NEED TO KNOW

JOKLEVIZ:
Have read a lot about this kind of stuffs here on nairaland and other site but today I had an experience of it.

I went out at about 5:30pm to get some drugs from my sister, she ws with a headache getting to GTbank junction, if you live in lokoja you should know there is popularly called fen junction. I met a man that approach me, he has this french asset and claims he is frm togo, he is lost hear in lokoja since two days ago he has been looking for his business partner tht owns a plaza call destiny plaza main while I have never heard of such plaza in lokoja.

their was a man in front of me going I never knew they were together but they pretend like they haven't met before saying we should help locate the woman.

I ask him why not called her, he said a lady in a hotel took him in and drug him and she went away with his BB phones and his $2000. He said he brought goods english gold BB phones,laptops that he MUST sell dem before going back to his ship @apapa lagos. The other guy now said he should take us to see the goods to confirm.. Was even pleading that we should not cheat him or kill him after we went to the reverend sister house, he kept it that she has gone to parish I said ok... He gave the other guy a paper he said his father gave to dangote, goodluck and buhari in exchange for oil that we should pour water and the color will change, mind you the paper was brown before I could buy water and return the guy folded it in his arm but I could see red between his fingers, after pouring water he open his hand and it was #500 remember #500 has a lot of red and I saw it they think am stupid, the so called togo man said he has 1milion copies of the paper that we should buy the chemical(all purpose mercury oxide) that #220,000 with our money since a gal stole all he has.. I told them am a student even 1k I can't give dem.

The other said he will buy it... Ma fellow nairalanders pls which atm can give you #220000 in a day... He finally brought it and said the hospital said is very conc we need to dilute it and can only be done by a mortuary attendant for free.
We all went to meet d so called attendant on d road opposite ocean bank he started sayin all manner of lies.. For only mixing this he went to forest fr 21days fasting, I refuse to enter the car, the Togo sat in front and other guy bhind I later join him I refuse to shot the door, they try all they culd to make me shot d door but I refuse.. They nw said let's pray I refuse to close ma eyes they beg me I stll refuse den he strted givin prophecies I just laugh after I arrive @my conclusion tht dy are ritualist i told them this" if u finish go and mixed dis tin and give dis man money to back to togo to his father and slam the door" this was d number I collect from them. 08097557997. 08094065945 if your family are in lokoja warn to be careful especially foreigners tht claim to be lost in nigeria.

CHECK WEATHER YOUR PRICK STILL DEY INSIDE YOUR BOKER

SELENAqueensy:
Op, correct your grammar
It's 'graduate' from not 'graduated' from

CLAP FOR YOURSELF


ANOTHER ONE


ANOTHER ONE




ANOTHER ONE



AND SHOUT YEAAAAAAAAAA!!

Miss English, were English Don carry you go. Shay na English you go use take see husband abi or get jobs?

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WITH PASSION

Optionalx:
Odd and abnormal events make better headlines. Marring a picture is worthy to appear not only on social media but also on national tv free of charge because is against the norm. So stop beefing Linda joor, she only did the needful.

ALL THIS CHILDREN OF NAIRALAND. WHO SAY IT IS ABNORMAL IT IS EVEN IN THE CONSTITUTION NATION WIDE. IF THE BRIDE IS NOT AVAILABLE DUE TO SOME REASON AND STILL INSIST THAT THE WEDDING SHOULD GO ONE, SOMETHING THAT SHOULD REPRESENT HIM MUST BE PRESENT. A PICTURE OF HIM IN FORM OF PORTRAIT IS RECOMMENDABLE.


YOU AND LINDA IKEJ AND THE LIKES OF NAIRALAND FOOLISH PEOPLE ARE ILLITERATE.


GO AND READ YOUR CONSTITUTION.

INTROVERT:
Berra am single than perform this public show of shame.

YOUR YANSH


NO WORRY, YOUR TIME GO SOON COME.

NA MONKEY YOU GO MARRIED. FTC BABERAIN

iampartyboy:
This is her own words on facebook today. Seeing is believing

In other news, she's gone to South Africa to meet the guy in the portrait



Lalasticlala my guy,my guy run am again

WAIT OHH, AGEG I NO UNDERSTAND,

WHO AND WHO DEY MAD HERE? LINDA IKEJ WERE SHE STILL DEY IN HER 30THS STILL DEY LOOK FOR HUSBAND OR SHE WERE SHE MARRIED PICTURE




SOMEONE PLS EXPLAIN WHO PUT LEATHER FOR YANSH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM

kene05:
As we all know whatsapp has bin in existence for a long while before telegram came up, i will always prefer telegram to whatsapp for the following reasons
1. File sharing is very swift and durable on telegram, one can share files of 100mb or more to friends and loved ones, whereas on whatsapp you can only share the link to those files which i see as a long process.

2. Telegram has some added functions which can keep one busy incase your friends are not online e.g trivia bot, facts, quizz, and so, this feature is not available on whatsapp

3. Telegram have many more fun smileys and funny icons than whatsapp...
My last kobo whatsapp is just up there because of the traffic they have acquired over the years, i bet if they came out the same time telegram would have surpassed whatsapp! What's your take on this?

SO YOU WHAT MAKE I DROP WHATSAPP COME ADD YOU FOR TELEGRAM ABI


GUY WE KNOW SAY NA WORK COS AM. ADIMEAN YOU GET WORK, YOU FOR NO DEY COMPARE THE TWO.


NO WORRY, BUHARI GO CREAT JOB

WHO CARES.

I WILL KEEP ON SMOKING MY ANIMAL SHITTE

loomer:
Weda I be poor man or I dey stay poor location, I just wan let you know say na kids dey use am here.

DEPEND ON YOUR LOCATION OR YOU NO KNOW THE MEANING OF TABLET. COS YOU SEE AM WITH KID NO MEAN SAY NA FOR KID ONLY

SUPAMODE:
i think it does from the spec on der site

then the phone is fake.


There is no phone in the world with 22ghz clock speed. Only 2.2 or so. Try to get more information about the phone not advertising with trick

Rehil:
mtchewwwww.I bought a bryte pad here on nairaland.screen got broken I can't fix it that till I send it to Lagos.I don't know a anyone in Lagos. courier will take it but how do I get it back?d tab is just there.won't advise even my enemy to touch d tab.I have fixed my tecno fone screen how many times?waste of money

Abeg I need your critics about the phone. Just tell me your own review about the phone

ndidibabe:
What's MTK?

Mediatek processor.


Those Chinese processor you see in most android phone like tecno innjoo and infinix.

loomer:
If you say so, cos most tablets I've seen lately are carried by kids.

MAYBE YOU DEY FOR POOR LOCATION OR YOU ARE POOR YOURSELF.


I USA TABLET TO DO MOST OF MY WORK AND EVEN IN MY WORKING PLACE, WE DO USE TABLET

OJUELEGBA1:
Hello My Fellow Electronic lovers.. i hope this post will not be removed cos this mods dont understand them..

yeah,we all are guru in gadgets and all that.. but before i go into the main gist i would be assured that those that aint aware of BRYTE Products should use google or visit their website www. bryte..store .com to see their products and specs..

i dont believe in all these online trash pple write concerning gadgets ive been able to come in contact wit the particular gadget and check em out..

lets go..below are some of the RARE SPECIFICATIONS BRYTE TABLETS Have but Tecno dosnt.

1... 2GB RAM MEMORY : infact its hard seeing a tablet these days with 2gb ram.. u will only find 1gb ram in dem while some isnt even upto the 1gb ram.. even some samsung tabs also.. go do findings


2...ALREADY PREINSTALLED APPS : APPS like twitter,facebook,instagram,memopad,bible,quaran etc upto 30 latest installed apps in bryte tablets which is also rare in tecno.. infact majority of the tablets these days u hardly find apps in dem.. one needs to start download n upgrading some shii after buying them..

3...FREE LEATHER POUCH/STYLUS PEN.CHARGER,EAR PIECE : well you all know this,tell me wen last u got a fone or tab and u see all these products in them??


4...16GB MEMORY + 16GB FREE MEMORY CARD =32GB MEMORY : IFA hear say samsung or tecno dash u free memory card ehnn ??


5...13 MONTHS WARANTEE & FREE SERVICE : well bryte tablets also have 13months+ warantee incase of factory default and internal issues,they replace also..samsung also does this only if u get it from their office directly

6...IOS/ANDRIOD Interphase : the bryte tablets also has ios/andriod interphase where u switch to diff interphase easily..

7.. 13MP BACK/5MP FRONT : Clean good and sharp camera both front and back .. check them out

8....ANDRIOD 4.4 OS,DUAL SIM,22GHZ etc..

9...PRICE : The Bryte 8.0 Inches goes for 37k-38k while the 10 inches is for 45kk..WHILE Samsung 10 inches is 55kk,tecno is 52k or so

10....POWER AND BATTERY Bryte tablets has Built-in 32.4-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery,Up to 10 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi, watching video, or listening to music,Up to 8 hours of surfing the web using cellular data network WHILE TECNO has Built-in 30.2-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery,Up to 7 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi, watching video, or listening to music,Up to 8 hours of surfing the web using cellular data network

were is the website.

We need an advance specification, not the advertiser specification

Don't allow me to go animal on you

THEY BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS

AND THEM SMELL LIKE BOXERS

WE CALL OUR SELF NAMES LIKE : HAY YOU THIS GOAT, WERE YOU COME GO DEY CHOP YOUR GRASS,

MY MONKEY BROTHER, NA TREE I DEY JUMP OHH UP AND DOWN

AUNTY HKEP

AUNTY HKEP.



WHAT MANNER OF MILK IS THIS

GOD HELP ME TO MAINTAIN MY WHITE BABE'S BREA&T, ALDOE HER OWN IS AVERAGE BUT IT MANAGEABLE.

I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO NAIJA WOMEN

OCTAVO:
mama turned 70: see what a makeover artist did to make her look younger.

HOLY MOTHER OF DEVIL!!!


WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY IS THIS

THE GUY DON SMELL WOMEN YANSH TIRED
HOW HE TAKE DEY HANDLE THOSE THERE SMELL

NAIJA SMALL SMALL GIRLS OF NOWADAYS

I HATE NAIJA WOMEN

nicerichard05:
I dnt even knw if 2go still exist sef. Cos it was far back 2010 that I joined 2go.

My brother no gain for dose kinda life, u only spendd more money on nothing buh sex

VERY VERY RIGHT. I DON'T DO ONLINE DATING OR WHATEVER.

MY OWN CASE IS DIFFERENT, WE KNOW OUR SELF ONE WAY OR THE OTHER DURING OUR SCHOOL DAYS.
SO WHEN I FINISH, I HAVE TO COME BACK TO NIGERIA, WE ARE ON FACE BOOK AND WHATAPP, AND THE LOVE IS STILL STRONG. 3YRS NOW AND SHE HAS VISITED ME JUST ONLY TWO TIMES NOW.

chowlade:
Guys, has this ever worked for you? Toasting a lady on social media and you hooked up? has a lady ever fallen for you without meeting you in person, i.e without studying you, "looking before she jump" without her accessing your worth? , have you ever invited a lady over to your place on Social media that you don't know in Person or that you have never met before and she came? Share your experiences.

I DON'T TOAST FEMALE ANIMALS ONLINE


SO I CAN'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I MAY REDIRECT YOUR QUESTION TO MY GOAT FRIEND, HE ALWAYS HAVE AN ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

Kenneth205:
According to a reader who sent this in, a middle aged man was today Crushed to death by a trailer at high Jeep, sapele road, Benin city.. SEE Photo below: Veiwers Discretion Advised.

http://talkloa.ded.net/man-crushed-to-death-this-afternoon-in-benin-city-viewers-discretion-advised.html#sthash.YBP1w98A.dpuf

WHAT A GRAPHIC PICTURE,

WHO DIRECTED THIS MOTION PICTURE

nigerianium:
Send her to the battlefront.

Men are comparatively less. Men willing to settle down are even lesser.

The hustle is real. Women aren't smiling.

I DEY TEXT YOU LIKE THIS.


THE HUSTLE IS REALLY REAL OH.
NA THEM DEY DO THE TOASTING WORK NOWADAYS OHH.

NAIJA WOMEN
WITH THERE ANIMALS BEHAVIOUR,
THEM DEY ALWAYS FIGHT FOR ME LIKE MAD,
ONE SELF RIGHT NOW DEY EVEN BEG ME, DEY DISTURB MY PHONE WITH PRIVATE CALLS.

IF YOU DON'T SEND THEM, THERE WILL CHASE AFTER YOU