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Career / Re: 8 Professions That Makes It Hard For Ladies To Get Husband by sonofananimalz: 10:00pm On Jul 11, 2015
wristbangle:


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

My guy, easy eh,.. It is well..

Dont worry.. I will write an article title " 10 CATEGORY OF ANIMALS THAT BEHAVE LIKE NAIJA BABES"
ABEG WRITE OHH.


THOSE SPECIES OF WOMANBEINGS DEY VEX ME angry
Career / Re: 8 Professions That Makes It Hard For Ladies To Get Husband by sonofananimalz: 9:13pm On Jul 11, 2015
wristbangle:
There are some professions which may deprive ladies from finding that right person to tie the knot. This is due to our societal belief, prejudice, ethics, and stereotypical belief.

These professions are listed below;

1. Strippers

This is a profession ladies do at expensive lounges and bars where they display almost all the glory of their body for viewers discretion to enjoy. They say don't judge a book by its cover but opposite is the case when men spot ladies in these areas.
However most guys will not consider these category of ladies for serious relationship let alone marriage.

2. Prostitution

People often say that getting acquitted to a prostitute is not a bad idea, but the truth is, how many men can keep their eyes wide open and take such a decision. Ladies who go into prostitution find it very difficult to find husband unless they hide under the canopy of born again, just as we see in churches.

3. Marketers

Most men believe that ladies who are into marketing are promiscuous in nature due to the unrealistic target set by some organization. These are category of ladies you see in financial institution with deflated bosom as if "Olympus has fallen". grin grin

4. Acting/Modelling

Most actresses live exorbitant lifestyles that can chase guys away. Men often bash female actress and modellers because they believe that they always offer their body to producers in a bid to get famous.

5. Weight Lifters

Few weeks ago, one of our super mods (name withheld) uploaded the picture of a lady (body builder), and you need to see the way Agarawu23, dharay99 and co made it seem like she was not of God's creation. Many were like "I no fit marry woman wey go dey beat me for house"

6. Paramilitary and Military Force

As a single lady if you join a paramilitary or military force, the chances to getting a husband may be slim because guys will assume such ladies will possess arrogant behaviour.

7. Alcoholic Drinks Sellers

Ladies who sell alcoholic drinks stand the chance of being molested by drunkards. A guy hearing his girlfriend was sexually embarrassed by a drunkard may dump her.

8. Offshore job

Life at offshore is not easy because the workers face harsh weather condition like cold, etc even though their monthly take home is huge. Ladies who fall under this category of profession seldom have time for social life as there may be delay in getting husband.

NAIJA WOMEN ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Truth About Suicide Bombers by sonofananimalz: 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2015

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout The Ink Wizkid Is Wearing (photo) by sonofananimalz: 6:53pm On Jul 11, 2015
Brytawon:

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout The Ink Wizkid Is Wearing (photo) by sonofananimalz: 6:35pm On Jul 11, 2015
Freemanan:
What is this?
TATTOO undecided
Celebrities / Re: Checkout The Ink Wizkid Is Wearing (photo) by sonofananimalz: 6:33pm On Jul 11, 2015

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Politics / Re: Girl, Hauwa, Delivers Her Letter To Buhari Which She Failed To Deliver To GEJ by sonofananimalz: 6:13pm On Jul 11, 2015
Oluwaseaj:

mumu of life.........who say em dy thr wen she went there to deliver d letter??
abi nah d letter go bring dem back.

you jst lik literature ni sha......#shoroniyen #Iranu #Abasha
mtcheeeeew
go do sumtin else......ewu.

CAVE MAN, IF YOU NO FIT UNDERSTAND THAT SIMPLE ARTICLE, THAT MEANS NOBODY FIT EDUCATE YOU. undecided

YOUR LIFE IS BEYOND REDEEMABLE
Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 6:09pm On Jul 11, 2015
VickyRotex:

cheesy I wasn't holding any issues to begin with. angry
GOOD, JUST LEAVE MATTER THE WAY IT IS, WEATHER CONFUSED OR NOT, angry
Crime / Re: Mother Stabs Daughter, Bites Off Her Ear After Catching Her Having Sex With Bf. by sonofananimalz: 6:02pm On Jul 11, 2015
Fatdon:




http://leadership.ng/news/metro/446336/housewife-bites-off-daughters-ear-over-boyfriend-in-delta
WERE IS THE PICTURE angry

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, UNTILL YOU PRODUCE PICTURE OF THE GIRL WHOM MOTHER HAS CHOP HER EAR

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Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 6:00pm On Jul 11, 2015
ayusco85:

U get time. The dude sounds confused
angry NONSENSE
Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 5:59pm On Jul 11, 2015
VickyRotex:

He doesn't sound. He is truly confused. undecided
GOOD CLAP FOR YOURSELF, angry
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, CANT YOU JUST DROP THE ISSUE
Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes In Chad Capital, Kils 10 by sonofananimalz: 5:55pm On Jul 11, 2015
rafhell:
was he a muslim?
undecided


NA WHO DEY THROWAWAY BOMB BEFORE NKO?
Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes In Chad Capital, Kils 10 by sonofananimalz: 5:53pm On Jul 11, 2015
Celebrities / Re: Actor Ozor Akubueze Dies In Enugu by sonofananimalz: 5:48pm On Jul 11, 2015
AS FAR AS I AM CONCERN, I DON'T KNOW THAT MAN, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE, NOBODY HAS EVER TALK ABOUT HIM,AND NO NEWS HAS EVER SHOWN HIS FACE undecided

SO WHY SHOULD I SAY REST IN PEACE? angry
Politics / Re: Girl, Hauwa, Delivers Her Letter To Buhari Which She Failed To Deliver To GEJ by sonofananimalz: 5:44pm On Jul 11, 2015
omenka:
Who gives a beetle's fart what you detest or like?? What a deluded pun.

It's even a privilege I'm quoting you.
JUST FORGET THAT DEMENTED WOMAN.


AT HER AGE SHE NO JUST WON GET SENSE AT ALL!

AFTER NOW SHE GO SAY HER VILLAGE WITCH DEY DISTURB HER MAKE SHE NO SEE HUSBAND MARRY angry

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Politics / Re: Girl, Hauwa, Delivers Her Letter To Buhari Which She Failed To Deliver To GEJ by sonofananimalz: 5:37pm On Jul 11, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
your moniker has answered you
CAVE WOMAN angry
Politics / Re: Girl, Hauwa, Delivers Her Letter To Buhari Which She Failed To Deliver To GEJ by sonofananimalz: 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
STORY

Is it this letter that will make PMB to bomb his brothers?


Is it this letter that will tell him that about 700 people have died from BH attack since he was inaugurated


Is it this letter that will change his slowbillus or procastination


I repeat again STORY

*modified* how can GEJ read a letter dated 08-07-2015.

APC and BBOG are still campaigning
CAVE WOMAN angry
Family / Re: Unclad Man Roaming The Streets Of Abuja With His Kids All Dressed Up (Photo) by sonofananimalz: 1:30pm On Jul 11, 2015
gobizzy101:
so u mean u've been mad b4?
angry
Crime / Re: Lagos Pastor Arrested For Raping 14-year-old Girl by sonofananimalz: 1:11pm On Jul 11, 2015
ceometromedia:
A Christian cleric, Ogunleye Cornelius, was on Friday charged before a Yaba Chief Magistrates’ Court in Lagos over alleged defilement of a teenager.



Cornelius, 50, who resides at No. 4, Abiodun St., Makoko in Yaba area of Lagos, is facing a two-count charge of defilement and sexual assault. Prosecutor Peter Nwangwu told the court that the accused committed the offences sometime in December 2014 at No. 4 Abiodun St., Makoko, Yaba. Nwangwu, an ASP, said the accused, who had been eyeing the 14-year-old girl in the neighbourhood, sent her on an errand to buy sachet water for him.



According to him, the accused lured the girl into his apartment and had canal knowledge of her. The prosecutor said the offences were a contravention of Sections 135 and 137 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.



The News Agency of Nigeria reports that Section 135 stipulates imprisonment for seven years, while Section 137 provides life imprisonment for child defilement. The accused, however, pleaded innocence of the offences.



Ruling on the bail application of the accused, the Chief Magistrate, Mrs A.F. Adeeyo, granted him bail in the sum of N200,000 with two sureties in like sum. The case has been fixed for Aug. 3 for trial.


http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/lagos-pastor-arrested-for-raping-14.html

cc: lalasticlala

PASTOR TOO DON ENTER THE RAPE BUSINESS TOO.


NOW NA POLITICIAN WE DEY WAIT FOR, NA JUST TIME.



TIME WILL TELL
Politics / Re: “human Flesh All Over My Car” -eyewitness Account Of This Morning’s Bombing by sonofananimalz: 11:35am On Jul 11, 2015
metronaija:
A suicide bomber driving a tricycle (Keke Napep), this morning, detonated opposite the state security office in Maiduguri.

Security sources disclosed that the blast, which occurred around 7am, killed one person and the bomber, while four people were injured.

A Twitter user, Yax Mandara, who narrowly escaped the bombing, witnessed the explosion.

Mandara shared the gory details on her page a few hours ago:

My driver just narrowly escaped a bomb blast. Human flesh all over my car. It sent chills down my spine. God thank you 4 keeping us safe

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

He’s showing me the dents on car, i dint even pay mind. Human flesh on my car! God!

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

Seeing the blood and pieces of flesh on my car bumper and roof got me nauseated. I cudnt even take a picture of it.

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

Maiduguri in front of Elkanemi college, opposite SS office

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

From my car it was just a Keke Napep then the car dt the bomb exploded which is was police car.

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

He said they were behind him and were honking at him 2giv dem way to overtake him, he obliged and in matter of seconds they exploded

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

Come and have a look https:///fwrEwxqI58

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

Pple are askin me to post a pic. I wish it was a lie too. Wallahi I soo wish it’s a lie. All d bombings and killings. I wish

— Yax Mandara (@YaxsyMand) July 11, 2015

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/human-flesh-all-over-my-car-eyewitness.html

MAY THERE SOUL REST IN PEACE,

I SEROUSLY HATE THOSE GUY TO THE CORE. AND THE FOOLISH GOVT WANT TO DO A NEGOTIATION WITH THEM
Politics / Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Get Ready To Patronise “made In Nigeria” Products by sonofananimalz: 11:25am On Jul 11, 2015
Emekamex:
Baba all talk and no action
CAVE MAN angry


ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, STOP ALL THIS RUBBISH
Family / Re: Would You Advice Your Daughter/son To Marry Someone Like You? by sonofananimalz: 11:22am On Jul 11, 2015
creamycute:
Hello Nairalanders, this a question that will make you examine yourself and personality very well and see if its worthy of that position for your child. Many people will want it anyway but while few others will or might have doubt about it but why should it be so? I guess it should be something one should be proud of.

Contributions will be very welcomed... smiley smiley

Thanks. grin
YOU DON HEAR THIS MUSIC BEFORE, "YOU COME DEY ASK ME JAMB QUESTION"
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by sonofananimalz: 11:14am On Jul 11, 2015
Otunba6:
We met few months ago, initially i did not want to date her because she's too flashy/fake for my liking. Gradually, she started proving me wrong by being a good and serious one. infact she stopped some of her fake attitude when i started complaining about it. To be sincere i really love her to the extent that i introduced her to my brother(something i dont normally do if i wanna do chop and clean mouth). Just few days ago she lost her phone and wanted me to help her buy a new one.

I bought the one she wants and gave it to her. she called me later in the evening that the one i bought comes with 16g and not 32gig as expected. I collected it back with the hope of returning it today. On checking the phone, i discovered she had forgot to sign out her facebook messager, badoo etc.

I was extremely shocked when i view some of her chats (both old and new ones) with random men. To cut the story short, she is a free giver and a LovePeddler in my own view.

Now i've exchanged the phone and she is coming to collect it tomorrow. i dont feel like giving her again, infact i hate her from that moment.

Guys, i need an unsuspicious method to make her leave me.

angry
YOU SEE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT,


NAIJA WOMEN ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS, IN FACT THERE ARE ALL MONSTER.


I RATHER DIE SINGLE THAN TO MARRY A NAIJA WOMAN angry

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Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 11:10am On Jul 11, 2015
sirhamilton:
you need help ...really
undecided
IN SOME POINT IN LIFE WE ALL NEED HELP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
DON'T WORRY, YOUR HELP WILL SOON COME undecided

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Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 11:04am On Jul 11, 2015
sirhamilton:

talking bout bitter truths ...hurts right . I see I touched a cord . she's gonna leave you sooner than you think. so don't get too used to her. humans don't date date #sunofanimalz
YOU KNOWETH NOTHING BOY!

SHE IS CRAZY IN LOVED WITH ME. DO YOU THINK THE WHITE ARE LIKE THOSE ANIMALS YOU CALLED NAIJA WOMEN undecided

YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF AND STOP BEING A LOCAL CHAMPION
Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 10:56am On Jul 11, 2015
sirhamilton:


apparently you re a potential nut case...just a matter of time.
u v a 9jirian mother but u hate 9jirian women . That's a classic example of stupidity
Not too worry your gonna start hating Russian women real soon when your Russian gf finds out ur nuts and runs for her life. !!!
YOU EEDIOT, YOU JUST DON'T JUMP INTO CONCLUSION angry

I THOUGHT YOU ARE A LEVEL HEADED PERSON BUT REVERSE IS THE THE CASE undecided



OHH!! LEAST I FORGET, HERE IS YOUR REWARD FOR STUPIDITY angry

Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 10:45am On Jul 11, 2015
sirhamilton:
Broe your case is quite disturbing
angry THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS BITTER TO HEAR, WHAT IS DISTURBING ABOUT MY CASE undecided
Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 10:40am On Jul 11, 2015
leevi93:

make I ask u this question:
hope say no be Nigerian woman born u?
u don't hv to tell me the truth,
just lie cos if u no lie I think she is an animal too who gav birth to an animal like u sorry Pls u brought it upon urself
ANOTHER CAVE MAN angry

LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH ONLY MY FATHER IS A NAIJA MAN, AND MY MOTHER IS RUSSIAN WOMAN, BUT MOST OF MY LIFE, I LIVE IT IN NIGERIA, IN FACT ALL MY LIFE. I ONLY SCHOOLED THERE AND VISIT, THATS ALL angry

SO YES, YOUR MOTHER IS AN ANIMAL
Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 10:35am On Jul 11, 2015
sirhamilton:

GAy alert!!!
CAVE MAN angry CHECK MY PROFILE.


I ONLY HATE NAIJA WOMEN DOESN'T MEAN I HATE WOMEN, IN FACT I LOVED THEM, THERE ARE WONDERFUL CREATURE, VERY NICE, SWEET AND LOVELY TO THE CORE. BUT NAIJA WOMEN ARE THE OPPOSITE.
Romance / Re: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by sonofananimalz: 10:26am On Jul 11, 2015
godunia:
so u re not giving your Russian gf money? My brother, Satan de laugh roll on d floor because of this your comment.women everywhere in d world have strong passion for success (money) if they re with u now and u don't have, check deep down there's a reason why de re with u.my brother don't mention love, why is no one loving a mad man? love is business my dear
SO YOU ASSOCIATE LOVE WITH MONEY angry

YOU HAVE A DEMENTED MENTALITY, WE DO THINGS MOST OF THE TIME TOGETHER, I GIVE AND SHE ALSO GIVE.

NOT THE NAIJA WAY IN WHICH YOU AS A GUY WILL BE HER FATHER WHEN YOU ARE NOT MARRIED TO HER.


DROP THAT DEMONIC MENTALITY MY DEAR.



AND WHO TOLD YOU NO ONE LOVE A MAD MANundecided THERE PARENT STILL LOVE THERE MAD CHILD, BUT YOU CANT JUST STAY WITH THEM BUT TO FIND A SOLUTION TO THERE PROBLEM.

THATS WHY THERE IS A MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR MAD PEOPLE, AND SOMEBODY WHO LOVED THEM PUT THEM THERE angry
Crime / Re: Girl, 15, Commits Suicide After Being Gang- Raped by sonofananimalz: 10:21am On Jul 11, 2015
papoose999:


http://www.punchng.com/city-news-feature/girl-15-commits-suicide-after-being-gang-raped/
angry SOME NIGERIA PARENT ARE VERY STVPID, ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN.

YOU DON'T SCOLD A FEMALE CHILD WHO IS A RAPE VICTIM, YOU SUPPOSE TO ENCOURAGE HER AND GIVE HER HOPE OF LIVING,

FOR ME, THEM SHOULD ARREST THE PARENT, THERE ARE THE ONE WHO MURDER THE GIRL PSYCHOLOGICALLY
Health / Re: Relationship Between Blood Group And Personality by sonofananimalz: 9:35am On Jul 11, 2015
intergral:
Your blood group type can reveal your personality;
Bright and dark aspects of your personality. Let’s
have a look that what blood types possess which kind of qualities for any person and which blood type is compatible to another.




[size=28pt]Blood Type A:[/size]
Tend to be cooperative, sensitive, clever, passionate and smart. Often bottling up anxiety in order to get along with others, they may hold in their emotions until they explode. Many are tense, impatient and unable to sleep well. While they are capable of leadership positions, they may not take them because the stress is not good for their tightly wired systems. In Japan many “A”’s are in research.
They have roles in discovering more about and refining science, economics, manufacturing, etc. Their research on microflora and other areas of
medicine is some of the best and most meticulous in the world. They are perfectionists to say the least.
This quality shows up in their perfecting electronics
like TV’s and also less expensive more efficient cars
that were created today. Blood type A’s tend to have
more sensitive constitutions.
Too much stress weakens their immunity more quickly than other blood types. Low stomach acid is common among blood type A’s even from birth, so special care should be taken when eating animal proteins. Using digestive enzymes, like Assist Dairy and Protein, along with consuming fermented foods and drinks is really a must for A’s. They also eat raw fish which is much easier to digest than cooked.

Best Traits: Conservative, introverted, reserved,
patient and punctual. Perfectionists.

Worst Traits: Obsessive, stubborn, self conscious
and uptight.

Famous As: George H. W. Bush, Ayumi Hamasaki,
O.J. Simpson, Britney Spears, Alan Alda, Adolf Hitler,
Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, Jet Li, Maki
Nomiya, Rick James


[size=28pt]Blood Type B:[/size]

Blood type B individuals tend to be
balanced: thoughtful like A’s and yet ambitious like
O’s. They are empathetic, easily understanding
others’ points of view, yet often hesitating to
challenge or confront. Chameleon-like and flexible,
they make good friends.

Best Traits: Creative, passionate, animal loving, optimistic, flexible and individualistic.

Worst Traits: Forgetful, irresponsible, and self- centered.

Famous Bs: Akira Kurosawa, Jack Nicholson,
Luciano Pavarotti, Tom Selleck, Mia Farrow, Paul McCartney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Vince Young



[size=28pt]Blood Type AB:[/size]
Tend to be very charming and popular. They don’t sweat the small stuff and can be seen as spiritual and even at times a bit “flaky”. Only about 2 – 5% of the population are blood type AB. There is never a dull moment in a AB’s life, so if you find one for a friend, consider yourself lucky! You'll enjoy some exciting times together!
Like blood type A’s, AB’s react to stress poorly. They are stronger and more active than type A’s, but need to pay attention to stress levels so that they don’t compromise their immunity.
Sometimes it is difficult to be an AB. AB’s don’t like to fit in anyone else’s “boxes”. If they feel too confined, they’ll break out of that box and do things their own way. When it comes to food choices and AB must discover when they are more B-like or A-like. For example, dairy foods like milk kefir can be excellent for them or not good at all.


Best Traits: Cool, controlled, rational, introverted
and empathic.

Worst Traits: Aloof, critical, indecisive and
unforgiving.

Famous ABs: John F. Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Mick
Jagger, Thomas Edison, Bob Sapp, Miyavi, Jackie
Chan, Ken Kitamura



[size=28pt]Blood Type O:[/size]
Tend to be loners or leaders and are intuitive, focused, self-reliant and daring. They handle stress better than other blood types and have strong
immune systems, a well developed physique and a
physically active nature. Blood type O’s tend to have
sluggish blood flow and feel better with vigorous
exercise for about an hour each day.

Best Traits: Ambitious, athletic, robust and self-
confident. Natural leaders.

Worst Traits: Arrogant, vain, insensitive and
ruthless.

Famous Os: Al Capone, Gerald Ford, Mikhail
Gorbachev, John Gotti, Crystal Kay, Queen Elizabeth
II, John Lennon, Paul Newman, Elvis Presley, Ronald
Reagan, Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi


[size=28pt]Compatability by Blood Groups:[/size]
A is most compatible with A and AB
B is most compatible with B and AB
AB is most compatible with AB, B, A and O
O is most compatible with O, and AB

So what’s your blood type? Do you think it true?.....

Reference:
http://www.wakingtimes.com/2013/04/28/your-blood-type-determines-your-personality/
WHO SEND BLOODY GROUP undecided
IF DEATH COME, HE GO CARRY YOU.

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