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Romance / Re: Pic: Selfie Madness; Man Poses For Selfie With Wife Giving Birth In Background by sonofjos(m): 8:14pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:My thought exactly |
Romance / Re: Pic: Selfie Madness; Man Poses For Selfie With Wife Giving Birth In Background by sonofjos(m): 7:58pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
otimothy: Funny |
Phones / Re: A Ritualist Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request (scary pics) by sonofjos(m): 5:07pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
This is a movie set! We ain't stwpid 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Pic: Selfie Madness; Man Poses For Selfie With Wife Giving Birth In Background by sonofjos(m): 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
I wonder why dey allow am inside |
Romance / Pic: Selfie Madness; Man Poses For Selfie With Wife Giving Birth In Background by sonofjos(m): 3:01pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
The birth of a child is a moment you’ll never forget – but that doesn’t mean you want the whole world to see it happening. As any mum will tell you – it’s not a time when you look best. But this dad-to-be posted has seemingly braved the wrath of his wife by not only posing for a selfie with her in agony in labour behind him – but posted it on the internet. The image, which was uploaded to Reddit, has since gone viral, and the reaction has been pretty consistent. After a quick ‘congratulations’ – most users on the site have added: you’re going to be in trouble when you get home. The man, who posts under gilsolano12, shared the picture the caption: “My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.” The first response from step_back_girl said: “Aw. See, this is kind of like when she says “No! I don’t want anything for our anniversary. Just a card is fine.” “She’s going to kick your ass for this. “Congrats on the baby, OP!” He replied that not only did she want the selfie taken – she even joined in herself 10 minutes later. “Yeah, I actually took this pic to send to her brothers who kept asking how it was going,” he replied. “I showed it to her in between pushes and she cracked up. Now I’m reading her all of you guys comments while she feeds our healthy 7lb 6 oz girl. “P.S. Her mom took pics of our reactions 10 mins later ” Another dad on the site added: “Congratulations man!I just had my first child this morning as well, what a surreal and amazing feeling huh?” 1 Like
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Education / Re: Kenyan Pastor Sells ‘holy Pens’ That Make Students Pass Exams by sonofjos(m): 4:04pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
maybe it's an auto write pen pre-installed with Google. 1 Like |
Education / Kenyan Pastor Sells ‘holy Pens’ That Make Students Pass Exams by sonofjos(m): 3:51pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Kiambu – A Local Pastor is raising more questions than answers after selling ballpoints to congregants during his church service on Sunday, claiming that they are anointed. Pastor Joseph Kimani Wanugu of the believers Church, who operates at Ngarariga Shopping Centre, distributed hundreds of pens to people who are about to sit for exams. The pens which cost at least Ksh15 were being sold for different amounts ranging between Ksh450 and Ksh500 depending on the grades you want to achieve. Pastor Wanugu said those who are sitting for their exams only needed faith and the anointed pen to pass. “It is anointed and I declare passes when your children sit for exams; when you sit for your exams ,” he said. With the KCPE and KCSE Level examinations around the corner, the pens sold like hot cakes and congregants were seen scrambling to the pulpit to get them. “They (pens) are said to work for anyone who is sitting for any test. My son is not very bright and I think this will help him. With the knowledge he has acquired and this pen from the man of God, I think it is going to work.” Said one woman named Sarah Njoki who seemed to have a lot of hope. One female congregants parted ways with more than 10 pieces of Ksh500 each as they were told the more they give, the more their faith and the more their children will pass. One of the suspiciously looking congregants testified that her son scored an A- (minus) last year after using the pen he was given by Prophet Kimani. Pastor Kimani went on to perform a number of miracles before thousands of worshipers who attended the service. A number of people gave testimonies of deliverance after getting prayers and anointing water from the man of God. source; www.politics.co.ke/news/kiambu-pastor-sells-holy-pens-that-make-students-pass-exams-without-studying/ |
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 9:00am On Oct 20, 2015 |
Babalegba:they are generally good in their neigbourhood |
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 6:31pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
FruityLass:then I just met your brother today if indeed you are different from your colleagues |
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 6:25pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
FruityLass:maybe boko boys turned many of them back to God. |
Career / Nigerian Policeman I Just Met Paid My Transport Fare by sonofjos(m): 6:21pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
on my way home, i boarded a keke, we later picked a police officer wearing his blue shirt and holding a gun. later on we stopped to pick a woman and the police left his comfortable seat for her and sat in the front. when I dropped, he said it's OK he will pay my fare. I was shocked. I only cleaned the seat for us and we greeted. surely that's not enough reason to pay for me. I thanked him as the keke zoomed off. i had a rethink about police officers. I realised I've been wrong to have always seen all of them as birds of the same feathers. indeed #thereishopefornigeria. !!! has anyone ever encountered such rere ones amongst them? I'll please like to hear. |
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 6:15pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Haywhymido: haba bro, be generous na. Haywhymido: haba bro, be generous na. |
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 6:01pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
neolboy:sing the national anthem |
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 6:00pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
kokoA:very funny. if I'd not personally experienced it, I would have though the op was making up the story. but that guy made me a believer that's there is hope for Nigeria. |
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 5:55pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
menix:I did not remember to look at his rank but I really doubt if he's new. |
Politics / A Nigerian Policeman Paid My Transport Fare. by sonofjos(m): 5:43pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
on my way home, i boarded a keke, we later picked a police officer wearing his blue shirt and holding a gun. later on we stopped to pick a woman and the police left his comfortable seat for her and sat in the front. when I dropped, he said it's OK he will pay my fare. I was shocked. I only cleaned the seat for us and we greeted. surely that's not enough reason to pay for me. I thanked him as the keke zoomed off. i had a rethink about police officers. I realised I've been wrong to have always seen all of them as birds of the same feathers. indeed #thereishopefornigeria. !!! has anyone ever encountered such rere ones amongst them? I'll please like to hear. |
Travel / Re: Jos: A Land Of Magnificent Beauty by sonofjos(m): 10:09am On Jul 23, 2015 |
Drinkwater:sorry sir. the true natives are afizere and anaguta. if there are any berom, I'll doubt if they are up to 5%. any real plateau person knows this truth. |
Jokes Etc / Re: See What someone Wrote on Wall To Discourage People From Peeing There. by sonofjos(m): 4:57pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Pls how scary is this Ogun deity? South west nairalanders |
Jokes Etc / Re: See What someone Wrote on Wall To Discourage People From Peeing There. by sonofjos(m): 10:52pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
The problem there is plateau people don't know who or what Ogun is. Or how dangerous he /it could be. they are still gladly peeing there because as far as they are concerned, Ogun could be a plant they are helping do a favor. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / See What someone Wrote on Wall To Discourage People From Peeing There. by sonofjos(m): 10:50pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
I was passing along a street @ Tina junction in Jos yesterday when I saw this. There are many bars in the area thus the need for alot of offloading. 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Re: Whats The Funniest Nairaland Post, Comment, Picture That Made You REALLY LAUGH? by sonofjos(m): 12:13am On Jun 03, 2015 |
DuchessLily:still thinking? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Remember This (pix) by sonofjos(m): 11:21pm On May 30, 2015 |
That's what made us fight with the grownups. They 'claimed ' we were spoiling the street. When it was our suv @ that time. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture : When You Offend Your Benin Wife by sonofjos(m): 11:17pm On May 30, 2015 |
Una dey laugh. Na so many men dey truely suffer for women hand. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Whats The Funniest Nairaland Post, Comment, Picture That Made You REALLY LAUGH? by sonofjos(m): 11:06pm On May 30, 2015 |
LEvuls:Then you you know nothing about human diversity. funny to some people might be your best smile or somthing someone else would frown at. |
Jokes Etc / Whats The Funniest Nairaland Post, Comment, Picture That Made You REALLY LAUGH? by sonofjos(m): 10:01pm On May 30, 2015 |
For me, it's the post on swarez who was quoted as saying "I'll never bite anyone again" it's a long time when I saw it, but I remembered it today and busted out laughing. Waiting to hear yours.
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Jokes Etc / Whats The Funniest Post, Comment, Picture Or Anything That Made You REALLY LAUGH by sonofjos(m): 9:54pm On May 30, 2015 |
For me, it's the post on swarez who was quoted as saying "I'll never bite anyone again" it's a long time when I saw it, but I remembered it today and busted out laughing. Waiting to hear yours. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Lawyer Offers Livestock To Wed Obama's Daughter: Report by sonofjos(m): 8:26pm On May 26, 2015 |
Source: yahoo news Personally, i think the guy is just another attention seeker like the numerous trekkers we have in Nigeria. |
Foreign Affairs / Kenyan Lawyer Offers Livestock To Wed Obama's Daughter: Report by sonofjos(m): 8:26pm On May 26, 2015 |
Nairobi (AFP) - A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday. Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter. "I got interested in her in 2008," Kiprono said, in an interview with The Nairobian newspaper. At that time President Obama was running for office for the first time and Malia was a 10- year-old. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price," he said. Kiprono said he intended to put his offer of marriage to Obama and hopes the president will bring his daughter with him when he makes his first presidential visit to Kenya, the country where his father was born, in July. Obama's Kenyan grandmother, who is in her early 90s, still lives in Kogelo, in western Kenya, home to a number of the president's relatives. "I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him," he said. Kiprono dismissed the notion he might be a gold-digger. "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he insisted. The young lawyer, whose age was not revealed, said he had already planned his proposal, which would be made on a hill near his rural village, and the wedding at which champagne would be shunned in favour of a traditional sour milk called "mursik". Kiprono said that as a couple he and the young Obama would lead "a simple life". "I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.
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Politics / Re: List Of States Not Owing Workers. by sonofjos(m): 12:06pm On May 22, 2015 |
The way baba jang take affect my life with his non-payment ba? Only God will judge o. He claim to have met the state that way. But as a Christian and pastor, should he leave without making a difference? Plateau people no wan hear that man name again. We can't wait for the 29th Baba you started well o. Wetin come happen? |
Crime / Re: 9 US Police Officers Fired Over Death Of Young Nigerian Man In Their Custody by sonofjos(m): 9:55pm On May 10, 2015 |
I was here! remember Secondary school days |
Crime / Re: See What Every Drug Pusher Sees At Indonisian Airports Yet They Traffic (picture by sonofjos(m): 1:55pm On May 10, 2015 |
wow. |
Crime / Re: Did You Know? Most Kids Are First Exposed To Porn At Less Than 11 Years Of Age? by sonofjos(m): 9:03am On May 08, 2015 |
Wow |
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