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He sure resembles Messi

MrsPhyno:
Unseriousness

My thought exactly

otimothy:
naija man cant try this,when the babe hold him and the phone eh,she go bite through the phone into his skin.

Funny

This is a movie set! We ain't stwpid

I wonder why dey allow am inside

The birth of a child is a moment you’ll never forget – but that doesn’t mean you want the whole world to see it happening.

As any mum will tell you – it’s not a time when you look best.

But this dad-to-be posted has seemingly braved the wrath of his wife by not only posing for a selfie with her in agony in labour behind him – but posted it on the internet.

The image, which was uploaded to Reddit, has since gone viral, and the reaction has been pretty consistent.

After a quick ‘congratulations’ – most users on the site have added: you’re going to be in trouble when you get home.

The man, who posts under gilsolano12, shared the picture the caption: “My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.”

The first response from step_back_girl said: “Aw. See, this is kind of like when she says “No! I don’t want anything for our anniversary. Just a card is fine.”

“She’s going to kick your ass for this.

“Congrats on the baby, OP!”

He replied that not only did she want the selfie taken – she even joined in herself 10 minutes later.

“Yeah, I actually took this pic to send to her brothers who kept asking how it was going,” he replied. “I showed it to her in between pushes and she cracked up. Now I’m reading her all of you guys comments while she feeds our healthy 7lb 6 oz girl.

“P.S. Her mom took pics of our reactions 10 mins later ”

Another dad on the site added: “Congratulations man!I just had my first child this morning as well, what a surreal and amazing feeling huh?”

maybe it's an auto write pen pre-installed with Google.

Kiambu – A Local Pastor is raising
more questions than answers after
selling ballpoints to congregants
during his church service on Sunday,
claiming that they are anointed.
Pastor Joseph Kimani Wanugu of the
believers Church, who operates at
Ngarariga Shopping Centre,
distributed hundreds of pens to
people who are about to sit for
exams.
The pens which cost at least Ksh15
were being sold for different
amounts ranging between Ksh450
and Ksh500 depending on the grades
you want to achieve.
Pastor Wanugu said those who are
sitting for their exams only needed
faith and the anointed pen to pass.
“It is anointed and I declare passes
when your children sit for exams;
when you sit for your exams ,” he
said.
With the KCPE and KCSE Level
examinations around the corner, the
pens sold like hot cakes and
congregants were seen scrambling to
the pulpit to get them.
“They (pens) are said to work for
anyone who is sitting for any test.
My son is not very bright and I think
this will help him. With the
knowledge he has acquired and this
pen from the man of God, I think it
is going to work.” Said one woman
named Sarah Njoki who seemed to
have a lot of hope.
One female congregants parted ways
with more than 10 pieces of Ksh500
each as they were told the more
they give, the more their faith and
the more their children will pass.
One of the suspiciously looking
congregants testified that her son
scored an A- (minus) last year after
using the pen he was given by
Prophet Kimani.
Pastor Kimani went on to perform a
number of miracles before thousands
of worshipers who attended the
service. A number of people gave
testimonies of deliverance after
getting prayers and anointing water
from the man of God.

source;
www.politics.co.ke/news/kiambu-pastor-sells-holy-pens-that-make-students-pass-exams-without-studying/

Babalegba:
I have two policemen as tenants and they are very good decent human beings but most Nigerian policemen are evil

they are generally good in their neigbourhood

FruityLass:
Maybe.....
But av been nice since na

then I just met your brother today if indeed you are different from your colleagues

FruityLass:
I met one at a slot... Saw me sweating and bought me handkerchief.
Have met a lot of nice military men. From naval officers to mopol to soldiers.

maybe boko boys turned many of them back to God.

on my way home, i boarded a keke, we later picked a police officer wearing his blue shirt and holding a gun. later on we stopped to pick a woman and the police left his comfortable seat for her and sat in the front. when I dropped, he said it's OK he will pay my fare. I was shocked. I only cleaned the seat for us and we greeted. surely that's not enough reason to pay for me.
I thanked him as the keke zoomed off. i had a rethink about police officers. I realised I've been wrong to have always seen all of them as birds of the same feathers.
indeed #thereishopefornigeria. !!!

has anyone ever encountered such rere ones amongst them? I'll please like to hear.

Haywhymido:
Yea, dat's it. 0.001 of dem r gud, the remaining are nt bad but devilish.

haba bro, be generous na.

Haywhymido:
Yea, dat's it. 0.001 of dem r gud, the remaining are nt bad but devilish.

haba bro, be generous na.

neolboy:
So i shud do wat

sing the national anthem

kokoA:
I'm waiting for you to conclude the story by telling us you woke up and discovered you were dreaming before I comment.

very funny.
if I'd not personally experienced it, I would have though the op was making up the story.
but that guy made me a believer that's there is hope for Nigeria.

menix:
Believe me, that guy is a new entrant. Give him 2 more months nd see what they have taught him..

I did not remember to look at his rank but I really doubt if he's new.

on my way home, i boarded a keke, we later picked a police officer wearing his blue shirt and holding a gun. later on we stopped to pick a woman and the police left his comfortable seat for her and sat in the front. when I dropped, he said it's OK he will pay my fare. I was shocked. I only cleaned the seat for us and we greeted. surely that's not enough reason to pay for me.
I thanked him as the keke zoomed off. i had a rethink about police officers. I realised I've been wrong to have always seen all of them as birds of the same feathers.
indeed #thereishopefornigeria. !!!

has anyone ever encountered such rere ones amongst them? I'll please like to hear.

Drinkwater:
Na settlers and hausa migrants spoil our Jos with their religiouse extremism and trying to dominate over the native Berom forcefully, may God forgive them for ruining our city

sorry sir. the true natives are afizere and anaguta. if there are any berom, I'll doubt if they are up to 5%. any real plateau person knows this truth.

Pls how scary is this Ogun deity? South west nairalanders

The problem there is plateau people don't know who or what Ogun is. Or how dangerous he /it could be. they are still gladly peeing there because as far as they are concerned, Ogun could be a plant they are helping do a favor.

I was passing along a street @ Tina junction in Jos yesterday when I saw this. There are many bars in the area thus the need for alot of offloading.

DuchessLily:
Thinking

still thinking?

That's what made us fight with the grownups. They 'claimed ' we were spoiling the street. When it was our suv @ that time.

Una dey laugh. Na so many men dey truely suffer for women hand.

LEvuls:
... even the one you posted ain't funny at all, maybe you should redefine your meaning of Funny

Then you you know nothing about human diversity.
funny to some people might be your best smile or somthing someone else would frown at.

For me, it's the post on swarez who was quoted as saying "I'll never bite anyone again" it's a long time when I saw it, but I remembered it today and busted out laughing. Waiting to hear yours.

For me, it's the post on swarez who was quoted as saying "I'll never bite anyone again" it's a long time when I saw it, but I remembered it today and busted out laughing. Waiting to hear yours.

Source: yahoo news

Personally, i think the guy is just another attention seeker like the numerous trekkers we have in Nigeria.

Nairobi (AFP) - A Kenyan lawyer has offered US
president Barack Obama 50 cows and other
assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year
old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a
report said Tuesday.
Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50
cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil
his dream of marrying the first daughter.
"I got interested in her in 2008," Kiprono said,
in an interview with The Nairobian newspaper.
At that time President Obama was running for
office for the first time and Malia was a 10-
year-old.
"As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone
since and promise to be faithful to her. I have
shared this with my family and they are willing
to help me raise the bride price," he said.
Kiprono said he intended to put his offer of
marriage to Obama and hopes the president
will bring his daughter with him when he
makes his first presidential visit to Kenya, the
country where his father was born, in July.
Obama's Kenyan grandmother, who is in her
early 90s, still lives in Kogelo, in western
Kenya, home to a number of the president's
relatives.
"I am currently drafting a letter to Obama
asking him to please have Malia accompany
him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass
the letter to him," he said.
Kiprono dismissed the notion he might be a
gold-digger.
"People might say I am after the family's
money, which is not the case. My love is real,"
he insisted.
The young lawyer, whose age was not revealed,
said he had already planned his proposal,
which would be made on a hill near his rural
village, and the wedding at which champagne
would be shunned in favour of a traditional
sour milk called "mursik".
Kiprono said that as a couple he and the young
Obama would lead "a simple life".
"I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook
ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like
any other Kalenjin woman," he said.

The way baba jang take affect my life with his non-payment ba? Only God will judge o. He claim to have met the state that way. But as a Christian and pastor, should he leave without making a difference?

Plateau people no wan hear that man name again. We can't wait for the 29th

Baba you started well o. Wetin come happen?

I was here!

remember Secondary school days

wow.