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They shld also sack the governors, senators, presidents children dat were employed in CBN, PTDF and FIRS recently too.

We wish him the best, in his new portfolio..

I shall be there.. I hope their jollof rice would be worth it..

God Forbid.. I rather sell groundnut nd cashew

What the hell is going on here?

Why is Wizkid, Davido, olamide, lil Kesh, I'll-bliss and Terry G not on the list? I smell mago-mago.

So, he lost his cos of ordinary bribe... And the mob didn't do anything to the policeman?? I trust my maiduguri pple.. So many police stations would be burnt.. RIP to the driver..

And come to think of it, I don't know if anyone else has noticed.. When a policeman dies, after few hours, his body becomes sooooooo black... As in BLACK.. Some people say it's becos of the curses they've received...

Type AMEN, so ur enemy would not see tomorrow..
Type AMEN, so the man who died last year would resurrect..
Type AMEN, so dat buhari would reduce the price of fuel.
Type AMEN, so tomatoes won't be scarce again..

These guys must look for something to type Amen to.. Very annoying set of people... I do insult dem once in a while..

oh, sorry sir.. i tot u were trying to.......... nevermind sef..

jojothaiv:
With all due respect, I'm going nowhere...

Just that those words are funny..

As u re wishing someone dead, don't forget someone somewhere is wishing you same.. BE CAREFUL WHAT U WISH FOR...

seunlayi:
Dear God,
You Took away my favourite Singer (Michael Jackson)
Also took away my favourite Rapper (Dagrin)
You took away my favourite Actor (Sam Loko)
Took away My favourite Comedian (Dede One Day)
God, Am writing this to let you know that President Buhari is my Favourite President... I know you can Do it again..





Back to this thread, this guy just nailed himself with this useless defence. Peter, this is your time to rise up from the valley.

walahi, something is not really adding up.

cloudgoddess:
Heaven is for people who believe in a particular deity. There is Muslim heaven, Jewish heaven, Hindu heaven, Tao heaven. It has nothing to do with being a righteous person, all that matters is that you believe in the right god.

Furthermore, why should a perfectly loving god need to limit his love to only those that "pay" with belief, righteousness, whatever? Why does he need petty human payments in exchange for his love when his love is supposed to be boundless and unconditional?

Something's not adding up.

Where are u going with this??

jojothaiv:
Noted....

Just be prayerful, humble and meek on social
networks and you'll win the heart of Nigerians.

It helps if you pose with a Bible too.

N.B; Nigerians and a Bible is underlined

D one dat annoys me d most, u see guys forming Street in the hood, but will be thanking a small girl for accepting his friend request.. That one Is extremely annoying..
The issue of plagiarism, well, dat one cannot stop.. Most times, pple steal my posts on fb, and paste on their wall. I don't really care about that anyway.. Although, if I want to use ur write-up, I would seek ur permission first.. Then edit it.

Neckbone
Neckmeat
Necropeedofile
Nekroplasmatonical

Borno is something else.. Even at d airport, no light. Wen a plane is landing, cars will Park facing eachother, with their headlights on, so planes would land successfully.. It's dat bad.

u Don ever fight hausa guy, wey u defeat am? Have u heard of d EL- KANEMI WARRIORS.. I'm part of them.. Make I no too scare u sha..

olarhtunji:
I did not kuku see any tag of ownership on her body.. but Egbon sorextee if you want the babe come and fight for her

Back then, the so called Pastor's would say my distant family are the ones behind my woes. Was always running from one pastor to d other.. I later stopped believing dem. Around 2012, wen nysc posting was drawing near. My dad took me to one of his Pastor's, who claims to be seeing future.. My dad told him nysc posting will soon be out, let him pray so God would not post me to d north (boko Haram were serious dat time) although, I'm from borno state too. Na so d man start dey speak in tongues o. Wen he finished his incantations, him tell me say dey go post me to Ogun state. I will serve in one big company, be retained, I go travel out well well, den I would get married to a white girl .. I didn't really bliv him o. But I was more interested in d travelling out nd d white girl part. Wen call up letter finally came, lo nd behold, I was posted to katsina.. Called my dad, told him his fake predicted rubbish.. The pastor defended himself by saying God has a new plan in my life. Since den, I dont bliv Pastor's anymore..

HardMirror:
FACT, God has no influence on anyones success. God only works when God is a sort of motivation. There is nothing spiritual about success.

I always ask this question if you were told to choose between getting shot in the head OR witchcraft be used to kill you, which will you choose. You are permitted to pray to God to save you from death. Which will you choose believing God would save you?
Nobody will choose getting shot in the head.
Somehow our subconscious knows God can't save you from a bullet, but we know ambiguous witchcraft and ambiguous God will go well together.
God is useless in real life situations.

Babe, I've told u to stop answering these guys on Nl, u won't hear shey ur last warning..

flawlessT:
Seriously...Ma nyt was ok jare

Ashewo oshi leave my girl alone o. Or else I will come with my goons from maiduguri to......

olarhtunji:
your eye lashes is not of diz world

Nice story. In this life, one has to work hard to make it. Not by just sitting down, shouting Jesus Jesus. Look at d Whites.. Not all of dem bliv in God. But look at where They re. It's d same brain God gave us. We blacks na to dey hate one another we sabi do..

Ps: to those of us still hustling hard, may God bless the fruits of our labor. May our work not go in vain. May we be alive and healthy, to enjoy the benefits...

To those still shouting Jesus Jesus (without doing anything) continue shouting. Hopefully, ur shout go reach heaven.. always remember d parable of the Talents..

In ios, u can't even set a song as a ring tone, except u use among the default ones. That's why almost all iPhone users use same ringtone. Any other song u wanna use, u have to first buy the song on iTunes first. For example, my ringtone is this kolewerk by koker.. I had to buy it, before I could use it. pple re telling me I shld jail break mine, which I'm scared of..

Africans can you imagine this photo, and these are the people who brought the Bible to us, this is why i start thinking that the Bible is political and man made religious Book, to deceive people and fool them. Nonsense...

I just got to the office too. I found out I'm the only one here. All my colleagues have disappeared. Their lines have been ringing, no response.. I'm scared like hell here too.

Let's help the resellers expand their market.. Pple don't trust resellers anymore cos so many pple have been scammed..

see as they are disgracing their families outside.. useless children. have sense, they wont have..

For him to have stated his choice, e mean say him pocket heavy be that..

kolexepana:
This kinda situation ehn, you gotta let your pocket decide for you

And where did I state that I'm yoruba I bliv u nd I can testify that so many criminal acts go on there.. Be it aba, abia, etc. On my own part, I did my nysc in abia state. Let me just stop here.

DIFY20:
yorubas trying very hard to paint ibos black, but one thing u guys wont succeed

Who cares.. With his vulgar lyrics.. see P*nani, Awon b*tches, kpekus, etc.
That's why I prefer kiss Daniel.

True that...

If u re a game freak, buy d z5.

U want to show ursef. Give it ur best shot..

GINJALAND:
vagabond, did the report say they were arrested in Aba.?