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j-slimz:
I wasn't competing, I was at ease doing my thing.

Yea you did. You missed our revealing our faces and real names and our lil chit chats.

Lady J, doing your thing? For night? Nawah...which thing you dey do for night apart from sleeping?

cdoffx: and the coordinator nko, you self which platoon you de

Cdoffx, I can't categorically tell you who the co-ordinator is right now, I don't want to say one thing now, and later my oga at the top (commandant) will say something else.

As for the platoon I belong to, it will be made known to you in due time by the my oga the CSO.

cdoffx: ekaaro dede ne iyi e wa ni ile o. How was ya nite. I think we need commandant here too na

Na the person wey open this thread be commandant sir.

CSO wey lock room never show face, make una go wake am.

j-slimz:
Goodmorning house.

Lady J, I hail you Oh, when you come sleep off yesternight...I think say we been dey compete for night crawling.

Good morning to all my wonderful Kokos and Kokolets in the room, and those yet to sign in for the day...have a blessed day all the way!

shrimati: . Cul u gat it, but ur explanation on the first bulb is not explicit enough. Nice one broooo.

I left the first bulb on for 5 minutes so that it will gather a fairly high amount of temperature, which will be induced by the heat from the light it is producing, while I just turned on the second bulb and entered the room immediately, this will make the second bulb cooler than the first one, while the third one is totally off. So to determine which switch controls the two lighted bulbs, I'll have to feel them with my hand to determine which of the two is hotter, the third bulb which is switched off will definitely belong to the switch which is turned off.

I hope I've explained well.

shrimati: Let solve this teaser friends, there is a room with 3 bulbs all the switches to the bulbs are outside. And you are ask to determine which switch control each bulb. You can only go inside the room 1ce how can you det that? Mind you, u can't see reflection from outside...

Since I'll enter the room only once, this is what I'll do.

I'll flip on the first switch (switch A) and wait for five minutes, then flip on the second switch (switch B) and and leave the third switch off (switch C), then enter the room.

The hottest bulb will belong to the first switch (switch A) which I left on for 5 minutes, the the cooler bulb will belong to the second switch (switch B) which I just turned on before entering the room and the bulb which is not lighted belongs to the third switch (switch C) which I didn't flip on.

Am I correct?

j-slimz:

Madam J dem no go understand.

shrimati: J slimz and Sotena still awake @ dis time! Haba!

Me and Lady J get something to discuss here tonight...make una go sleep.

shawrygal: Unscramble this word quizz............

1. Okeyrwn (its a City)
2. Kasnlria (a Country)
3. Rubelmp (a Profession)
4. Yikend (its Part of the body)
5. Pitlu (a Flower)

If U get------------
All five. : You are a Genius
Four : Intelligent
Three. : Sharp
Two : Average
One. : DUMB
None : U shouldn't b alive

New York.
Sri Lanka.
Plumber.
Kidney.
Tulip.

How correct am I?

These our ladies wey dey use night enter room nawah oh! Odikwa somehow.

j-slimz:
but the fun is not forthcoming.
I've even tried having a nap but to no avail.

My dear you must be a tough one. After two full plates of fu-fu and a well organised soup still you no blink.

mikigen: lol...badt guy! Chilax bro! U wil meet dm sooner dn u fink

My fellow badt guy!

Funpeter: Sotenna(m), shrimati(m), gfree5(m), obinoral(m), mikigen(m), banttieman(m), Funpeter(m)
All men, where are our queens?

Them go market dem dey come, by the way I've only met only two ladies here, how many are they?

banttieman: Eeyah. Sorry oh. we did that last week. You are a late comer, u may have to wait till the day we exchange invites on FB.

Which will be on what date sir?
I beg make una dey drop am sharp sharp, I want make myself at home asap.

Oya as I don introduce myself, I beg make una try introduce yourselves so that, everything go balance wella.

People wey use Rats, Rabbits, Cartoons, Actors and Actresses do profile pictures I beg make una try replace am with una original pictures for like 24 hours make we see and memorise una true faces.
Thanks. Lol!

j-slimz:
welcome.

Welcome Sotenna, you qualify.

Okay...thanks!

gfree5: Wlcme nwanne madu

Thank you Nwannem!

j-slimz:
I ate the heavy food and I'm yet to have a nap.
Meanwhile, you've already had your nap. Lol

Anyway, you missed nothing dear.

But you haven't introduced urself yet. Name pls?

Ahh! Introdunkowa!

Well my name is Sotenna Max.
I'm from Imo State.
I graduated from Federal Polytechnic Nekede, Owerri.
I studied Biochemistry.
I'm more of a network engineer got my cert from NIIT.
Emm...I think that will do for now.
So am I qualified to be in this room or am I to be kicked out?

By the way I've been *ghost watching* this thread for a long time.

What did I miss...I've been napping. Rain induced nap.

j-slimz:
Not everyone likes a light breakfast. Some prefer it heavy.

Okay, Enjoy yourself.

j-slimz:
Where does my post say 'sleep'? I don't understand you o!!!

Sorry wrong quoting...I was referring to the early morning fu-fu.

j-slimz:
There is so much love in your advice. Shey u'll buy me a new phone when this one gets bad after the water baptism?

Who told you your phone will spoil? Anyway to avoid that use tetmosol soap and sponge. It'll protect the phone wella. Lol!

j-slimz:
Tutu, CnB goodmorning. Good to see you.

Haba! this early morning...na so so sleep you go dey sleep today.

banttieman: Give thanks. today makes it a year and 7 months since graduation. Always remember that we can't move @ same pace and ur destiny won't be fulfilled by those ahead of u. Relax and say all is well. #greaterdaysahead#

#All Izz Well...tapping my chest!

j-slimz:
Hereissodry@whatswrong.net

A bucket of water will do the trick, just soak your phone in a bucket of water, or pour a bucket of water on your pc...and I assure you, everything will be wet here.

ayoolar011: hehehehehe...not at all

Wetin happen? Una village deity pursue you during your holidays?

Funpeter: Sometimes i felt we are not too grateful,we complain of not making batch B well is normal. This guy jst finish serving he past out precisely june 6 after going tru d four walls of university for 5yrs studying elect elect jst last week heard dat he got drowned while in a job training, was so sad when i heard dat cos he was national catholic corpers. So lets jst be grateful dat we are life remember all things work for good for those that love God take care and have a wonderful day

Nothing will happen to us bro...God is in charge.

Helenqollinz: I understand hw u feel cuz dat same nov.7th will b my one yr.So chill bro.

No qualms sis...I sincerely hope the experience will be grand when it finally comes. At least there'll be no raining at that time.
That's something that's been marring the present batch's enjoyment.

Helenqollinz: I say a very gud mornin 2 u all dis splufik monday mornin.

Helen...no wahala, I'm trying to forget the stuff, but november 9th of this year will clock me one year since graduation, boy this will be one of the longest years of my life. Lol! Anyhow sha...it's all good!

Na so I dey count days, na so I wan take survive till November? Any social site I enter my friends camp pictures will be there to greet me reminding me that I'm still at home.