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Imanuelle: your head is there!

In short, I dash you borno!

No be only borno...post me to Bh headquarters.

Imanuelle: good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,
you are on to the thread that houses the prospective batch C legends.

Please answer present uncle if you see your name above ...

Present Uncle.

banttieman: AXE ? #Running without boxer shorts#

I beg make una see me oh! I no dey like axe around me oh.

banttieman: That day, I looted 14 tins of peak milk, 3digestive biscuits, 2 broilers. I happily paid the reparation fee.

Lol! This man self you dey vex oh

obinoral: those are the people that knws their work. Nt my skool they love fire brigade approach.

My school used to be like that until we burnt it down some years back. And they learnt their lesson.

obinoral: my school will nt do anything until they see the time table becos i can remember it happens with the b set.

My school has been on strike but all non academic staff are working. Especially DSA and exams and records.

David Hume: Thnks Bro! Let's keep the update abt nysc in our different school rolling ! It wld be of great help! Sotenna I sight you baba

Bros after I saw their progress in my school, I felt a sense of relief.

obinoral: good one bro but did he mention anything abt nysc calender.

No, I think any school that wants to succeed will have to start preparing everything before the timetable shows up.

David Hume: Which school sotenna! Thnks 4 d update

Federal Polytechnic Nekede, in Owerri, Imo state.

Currently in my school now, was surprised when I got to the DSA and my friend showed me an already compiled list, he said they are about sending it out.

No wonder, I was kinda wondering if it wasn't too early when we (those who weren't mobilised in B) were told to fill in our details on the same day the callup later was being distributed. I didn't expect them to be this fast.

They said strike or no strike that they will mobilise us all this november.

What else but the regular nigerian car, camry...will sell it before our service time comes. The car don hear am.

Helenqollinz: Una gud mornin o.I should hv hailed earlier but Sotenna wont let me.

Lol! Don't blame me you've got a way of attracting and keeping my attention to yourself.

I can see my Helen has arrived. Lol!

cdoffx: maybe network cos i've not gotten anything from my end here or lemme login.
Aiit i hope its not gonna cost you too much to repair the vehicle and my regards to your new friend lol

Don't worry bro, I've seen worse, will give your regards to our friend. Lol!

j-slimz:
Goodmorning Sotenna.

Hey, Good morning to you J, howdy?

cdoffx: thats good to hear bro. Make Baba God make the week one of blessings for us all

I was trying to chat you via whatsapp but ain't getting thru...gotta see my mechanic and then head to my school to meet my new found friend, the NYSC Desk officer of my school.

cdoffx: morning boss. How's the nite

Great brother, and I'm already beginning to enjoy the week.

Hakuna Matata for the rest of your days!

Good morning people...and have a good one this week!

hopeyemmy: Horbar, Sotenna and Funpeter, I greet you guys, and I wish y'all a restful night.

Same to you bro

How have you been enjoying your sunday lady J.

j-slimz:
Sotenna(m), Funpeter(m), younghorbar, banttieman(m)

^^ Goodevening guys.

Yeah you too.

j-slimz:
Goodevening every member of the house here present.
I've missed a lot. Going through the pages got me scared, so i'm picking up from here.

How is everyone?

We're good, and you?

hopeyemmy: This epistle alone for a supposed sarcastic question, eh?

Thanks though. Advice well taken.

Well I wouldn't know if it was a sarcastic question or a rhetorical one but I gotta answer you. Better safe than sorry.

hopeyemmy: Ok.


Can you teach me the act?


Really? I never knew.


Lol! Leave matter for mathias.

I'm going to give you a little hint with respect to the first one.

There's something you're good at, something you learnt or something that you're good at naturally. Whatever that is, develope on it, become very good at it.

Make your services stand out it's the best advert you can put up, it gives you an advantage, it makes people look for you and not you looking for them, and when clients come looking for you he or she will be more willing to play by your terms.

hopeyemmy: Helen? Ya money go finish o.

There are two things I know about money.

1. I know how to keep it coming.
2. It's meant to be spent.

By the way I didn't mention any name. Lol!

hopeyemmy: I'll think about it. Who are you keeping yours for?

You should know.

cdoffx: boss mi i de. Na wetn sure pass you de do. Abeg when we don enter the defence academy na bantie be our first target o

Yeah we'll nuke his testicles. Lol!

hopeyemmy: Ok. I'll keep my first allowee then.

Keep your first allowee for Jenny.

cdoffx: Winnie no marry Bantie ologun o. He no get belt na bante he get o

Cdoffx howdy? How is the evening going? Dancing off the effect of the cold evening.

SisQo...thong song.

MacCoka: gud even Sotenna

You too sis.

hopeyemmy: If u can decipher who the guest is, I'll pay Banttie to repair your car. Deal?

No deal, thanks but no thanks.