Aunty dominique Lalasticlala

This post is an update to my post one year ago. Find the post here https://www.nairaland.com/2868107/remember-me-pray-me-soulja-boi

I would advice you read that before this.

Well, today is another Jan 15th, exactly a year after the post above. There has been a lot of happenings in the last 365 days, the situations surrounding this post isn't as dramatic as the first, but I feel I owe you an update.


A great part of the NE theatre is under the control of the Nigeria Armed Forces. There are still little areas needing clearing, but believe me, a great deal of work has been done and the dogs of hell are on the run. Their camps have been obliterated and their morale destroyed. They still try to regroup every so often, but they find the men of the Nigeria Armed Forces ready and up to the task.


We still have some bad elements within the ranks who are unhappy with the advances made, but they have no option but to reset their loyalties. Diversion of personnels funds still happens, but the magnitude and frequency is a far cry from what it used to be.


Pte. Ahmed, the son of the woman whom I bought bread from every morning is still in Borno but he is now a Lance Corporal. Adamu, my good friend and buddy has been transferred to the South South; he has also been promoted. 'Oga Sunday' who is more or less a senior brother is fully recovered and now a security detail to the GOC 7 Division. Sgt. 'Mama Ade' is now a Staff Sergeant, I heard her husband is trying to reconcile with her. WO. 'Baba Ola' has bought an SUV from his operation allowance, he was in our house over the weekend. WO. 'Baba Destiny' is still in Gwoza but his family can sleep better now that the area has been liberated.

The situation in the Barracks isn't very rosy, but its much better than it was 12 months ago. Families are being reunited and their welfare package being upgraded.

The oath to protect this country no matter the cost, is very much in place and we're not going to renegade. We are ready to give our lives, if the situation demands. This has nothing to do with the payment we receive, it is a sincere desire to protect motherland. No matter how you spin it, it takes gut to see death and still face it head on, smiling !

The afterlife is a place filled with uncertainties for the fallen, but certainly the tales of their exploits in this life should not be forgotten. They starved and kept vigil to protect this nation from those who would love to see her fail; for that, they deserve our prayers and good words.

A path outside the military isn't going to be half as adventurous, but it's enough consolation that I had done my part. I might not die while charging at the enemy nor while performing a HALO jump behind enemy lines; but whenever death comes, don't cry or wail.

Just Remember Me, Pray for Me.

I'm an ex-Soulja !


Our Heroes Would Forever Be Remembered

davide470:
Who's awake?

I am...

holamiday:
One time, in Oyo, i boarded a cab from Owode to Ogbomoso. At a long stretch, the driver sped to about 150km/h up a hill & suddenly putnoff the engine at the point of descending the hill. The engine was off for close to 5 minutes. I felt like 'what All this just to save one-tenth of a liter of fuel.

Nigerians ehn. The hustle is really hard.

Which of the slopy road ? The one at Recreation Centre, Isale General or Isale Ora ?

SalomonKane:
Frankly, I'd tell you to focus more on building your life, your character and attitude and forget about marriage.

Marriage as you may see it is not for kids, and at 24, you're still young. The person you want to marry is 20. You guys are still too young.

But not too young to be kwashing.

@Mannylex, I feel you bro. Even that 2 years is a long time. Once yiu guys have a connection, you have a home and income to keep the family running, please get married.

No matter how you view it, there would never be the 'perfect time'. You have to take the bull by the horns and make something of it. Trust me it won't be easy, but who gives us the assurance that it would get easier in the next 2 years.

For those who believe in God, getting married is a sure assurance for us to earn HIS mercy as long as the intention is to ward off evil thoughts or illicit intercourse.

If you are made a manager in a MNC, would you still consider yourself too young ? What you need is constant contact with more experienced folks, as they would direct you on how to manage your marital life and finances.

Best wishes bro !

Nma27:
The lady doesn't even look genuinely happy. I don't see any spark in her eyes.

Kindly lend her out of yours.

Ojoawo DMeanMan Teeshawt

baaayloe:
What is now known as "Mammy Market" in all barracks nationwide, came to be as a result of the industry of Mrs Anthony Ochefu. Thanks to an Idoma local brew called "enyi". Now, nobody remembers to recognise this history maker and accord the honour due to her.

…

Soon, other women in the barracks became inspired by her industrious nature and tapped into her industry and started selling other items like burukutu, pito, palm wine, kain-kain and other alcoholic beverages in addition to peppersoup and other delights for the relaxation of the rant and file in the evenings when they close from work and they are permitted to drink alcoholic beverages.

...

Former Comdt

Culled from Sunday Akoji wall

Na so

No wonder most Mammy and Alcohol na like ....

Who can help me with UncleZuma pic.

baaayloe:
What is now known as "Mammy Market" in all barracks nationwide, came to be as a result of the industry of Mrs Anthony Ochefu. Thanks to an Idoma local brew called "enyi". Now, nobody remembers to recognise this history maker and accord the honour due to her.

…

Soon, other women in the barracks became inspired by her industrious nature and tapped into her industry and started selling other items like burukutu, pito, palm wine, kain-kain and other alcoholic beverages in addition to peppersoup and other delights for the relaxation of the rant and file in the evenings when they close from work and they are permitted to drink alcoholic beverages.

...

Former Comdt

Culled from Sunday Akoji wall

Na so

Adonis7:


But then,





Someone got tired of it..












#Adonis7HasSpoken

Apt !

softMarket:
There was a time i heard that a baby that was born inside a bank later became a Bank Manager 35years later!





I don't just know what to say about this particular baby that was born inside a Bus




Don't misunderstand me, ayam not saying the baby will be a bus driver or conductor oo

He would own or manage a transport fleet bigger and better than BRT.

Sighs

frenchwine:
Wait I'm not understanding, however did he steal/attempt to steal a bag of rice in broad daylight? Someone should pls educate me.
The woman at the back's facial expression, as if she is thinking of how to make the punishment more intense

You gerrit !

She looks like it was her goods that was stolen.

dominique:
No UNILAG on the list. Wetin we do them ?

Student or Alumni ?

gadgetsngs:
We have all been looking forward to this day , one thing we didn't see coming was when and what level of Android phone to be released .

Nokia 6 , Nokia first Android phone is not the High end type,but one made for the average income earners .
A SD430 , 3000mAh battery , 16MP, 8MP camera is all you get for 245$ . see Nokia 6 full specs below


Nokia 6 specifications

5.5-inch (1920 x 1080 pixels) 2.5D curved glass display with 450 nits brightness, Corning Gorilla Glass 3 protection
Octa-Core Qualcomm Snapdragon 430 ( 4 x 1.2 GHz Cortex A53 + 4 x 1.5 GHz Cortex A53) 64-bit processor with Adreno 505 GPU
4GB LPDDR3 RAM, 64GB internal memory, expandable memory up to 128GB with microSD
Android 7.0 (Nougat)
Dual SIM
16MP rear camera with dual-tone LED flash, PDAF, 1.0um sensor, f/2.0 aperture
8MP front-facing camera, 1.12um sensor, f/2.0 aperture, 84˚ wide-angle lens
Fingerprint sensor
3.5mm audio jack, Dual speakers, Dual smart amplifiers (TFA9891), Dolby Atmos
Dimensions: 154 x 75.8 x 7.8 mm
4G LTE, WiFi 802.11 b/g/n, Bluetooth 4.1, GPS, USB OTG
3000mAh built-in battery


Source http://www.gadgetsng.com/2017/01/nokia-6-specs-price.html

Almost same spec as the ASUS Zenfone 2 - 4GB RAM version

cc Habeebpain Frebor Slye

Flowerlady01:
Marry your type... They will not hear.
Igbo business men like this thing too much. They will go for women who are above them in education, intelligence, exposure and for some even looks. The only thing these men will have above their women is money. Why abeg? I am not undastanding the rationale behind this.

canalily:
Has the woman that dumped him given birth

The was the major reason I read the article !

...and they had to wait seven months !!!

ksstroud:




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One day, a young soldier walked up to a well decorated senior officer in the army and asked him "Sir, what is the secret of your success in the army?" I want to be successful too.
The officer looked at the young soldier steadily for about 3 minutes and gave him a life threatening order. He gave the young soldier a cup full of water and told him to walk round the training field five times. He clearly told him that his life depends on it. That if a drop of water fall from the cup, another soldier would shoot him on the head. Four soldiers were strategically positioned to shoot him down once a drop of water fall from the cup.
Seeing how serious the whole thing turned out, he took the cup full of water and went out to complete his assignment. The young soldier carefully walked round the training field five full times without letting a drop fall from the cup. At the completion of the task, he returned the full cup back to the senior officer.
When the man saw his commitment to preserve his life by not allowing a drop of water out of the cup, he asked him the following questions...

Did you see those half naked girls dancing at the mammy market?

The young soldier replied No

Did you see those soldiers playing football in the field?

The young soldier replied No

What about those fighting across the other side of the field?

The young soldier replied No

Then, the officer looked at him and told him that if you keep focus on your task, you will succeed and also preserve your life. At that point, the young soldier left happily.

Lesson:

1. If you must succeed in life, you must clearly write out the area or areas you need to succeed in.

2. You must clearly spell out your plan of action with all the process to achieving your goals.

3. A lot of distractions will come in many beautiful colours on your path to success. How you deal with them determine how you will end.

4. Success has a bitter price. You must pay it fully. There is no shortcut to success.

5. Whether you succeed or not, your life is at stake.

Finally, those who distract you are the same people who will celebrate your failure if you eventually fail.

Make your 2017 a fruitful one.

God will go before us, flooding our lives with His presence wisdom and power to Excel and achieve our goals. [/size]

Fixed !

davide470:
How na?? We are still learning the ropes.

LastMumu is my teacher!

I would like to learn too. Not necessarily as a career but just to be able to make more informed financial decisions and analysis.

Kindly advice on how to proceed !

Davide470

Would you be my stock brocker for 2017 ?

I follow your analysis on low key, especially the one on Mobil and Total.

honeychild:


What do women who do good deeds get?

They get lots of adornment, some of which start from this life.

The Muslim male is prohibited from wearing golden ornaments and silk wears, but the women are not. In fact, we are encouraged to get these for our women in this world.


When we get to Paradise, the women would get much more ornament.

The evidence for this is the Hadeeth reported by Imaam Tabarani

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Umm Salamah رضي الله عنها (the wife of the Prophet) narrates that she said to the Prophet Muhammad [ﷺ] “Oh Messenger of Allaah [ﷺ], are the women of this world superior or the hûrs (of Paradise)?”

He [ﷺ] replied, “The women of this world will have superiority over the hûrs (houris) just as the outer lining of a garment has superiority over the inner lining.”

Umm Salamah رضي الله عنها then asked, “Oh Messenger of Allaah [ﷺ], what is the reason for this?”

He [ﷺ] answered, “Because they performed Solaah (prayer), fasted, and worshipped [Allaah]. Allaah will put light on their faces and silk on their bodies. [The human women] will be fair in complexion and will wear green clothing and yellow jewelry. Their incense-burners will be made of pearls and their combs will be of gold. They will say, ‘We are the women who will stay forever and we will never die. We are the women who will always remain in comfort and we will never undergo difficulty. We are the women who will stay and we will never leave. Listen, we are happy women and we will never become sad. Glad tidings to those men for whom we are and who are for us.’”

[Tabrânî]

pattybf:


thanks a lot n happy new year to u too!

I am asking where I can get the license done.

GAZZUZZ:
Got captured in 5mins after getting there, very polite tall pretty Road safety officer handled my form, I was out under 10mins Pattybf ensured everything went smooth. Thanks a lot and happy new year.

Please where was that ?

davide470:
Ify.always, anything for your boy?


Lol. This is normal for Her.

So no cause for control, everything is under alarm.

Okay.

Jazmiynne:
@ifyalways
Good evening. Hope you are doing good. Please is there something good coming? I'm interested o. I use Glo network.
PM sent

The trend is quite awkward. Her account could have been hacked.

Davide470 please help us out here.

I've heard about him.

Sadly, his Mum died recently.

dingbang:
There are four gospel accounts of the life of Christ and they are not the same, so someone else who attended the parry should narrate their personal experience with respect to the get together

Are you by any means saying Oga AirPower lied ?

Alajiki:


Junge! Ich habe ein paar Kameraden hier. Lassen Sie uns hook up Jungs!

Das wäre nett

ellacute45:


I've apologized already

Yes, I was wrong

Tut mir leid

Das ist besser.

adeaks:
Urine of new born babies is blessing. Amicable af already turned into something else, aswear..


and I can see people already blowing grammar with all seriousness ontop this your post.

I'm surprised at the level of vocabulary flying upandan.

You forgot the Hanafiyyah's position of 80+ days.

Shaykh Sharafuddeen Raaji informed us that if it exceed 4 days, its goes beyond the limit of a travel.

The truth is that most opinions have textual evidence backing their claims and arguing it could just lead to serious rancour, if not well managed.

Based on my understanding of the different texts in the light of the Shaykh's explanation, I prefer the opinion of 4 days.


And Allaah knows best.