Jazmiynne:


I'm sure Amy unlike some people can identify sarcasm when she sees it.

Sadly, the people claiming Voltron on top the matter, have little or no idea about the OP and her previous post.

amicable09:
So, I finally conquered shame to do this. If you're like me with this kind of desire, whether searching or found, please come in let's plan for the year ahead.


Ready to tie the knot?
Here's the checklist:

* Greet Everything and Everyone in &out of sight
Nothing like 'I don't like to greet people'. Stop that attitude! Many people have greeted strangers and got solid husbands from simple 'Good morning Sir/Ma'. It will open doors for your pre-wedding photos, don't say you weren't told!

2017! Signed, Sealed, Delivered!
Grooms -to -be... We're yours!

Passing by and whistling *lalale Saturday (Saturday night)*

Marlboro1:


So this is truly in your Quran? SMH for "the religion of peace"

The quoted description is not in the Qur'an.

Rather it is a quote from the book of Imaam As-Suyuti (may Allaah have mercy on him). The title of the book is I'tiqad fee Uloom Qur'an, which translates as Encyclopedia of Qur'anic Sciences.

Besides, Virgins aren't the only perks of Jannah. In Paradise, you have rivers of wine, milk and honey. The wine doesn't intoxicates neither do the food cause stomach upset. Its mansions are of golden walls and silk would be the cloth of it inhabitants. Its fruits are close to the reach, that you merely just stretch your hands.

I wonder why everyone focuses on the virgins. Yes, we want virgins (which sane person doesn't); but don't make it sound like that's what Islaam is all about.

You can 'SYH' all you like, the reward for the inhabitants of Paradise is for those who worship Allaah, do good deeds and die upon goodness.

Killing people and causing terror would not get you near any of the above mentioned.

Praktikals:

I want to believe we are on the same page. Thats why i call them (BH)fools. Their belief is that they are fighting for God

I believe we are; and its sad that some lots would take such a beautiful description of Paradise to mislead others, into commiting monstrous atrocities.

Praktikals:
See what these fools believe below:
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the joystick of the Elected never softens. The Attention is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

This description is for those who make it to Jannah (Paradise).

Killing people, causing mayhem or bombing others doesn't lead to Paradise. It leads to a part of Hell which is best imagined.

MarieSucre:
Mods pls why can't I comment on some people's
diaries? Anytime I try to comment it says I don't
have the "required permission". I checked my
profile to see if I was banned but I wasn't. Or is
this some sort of shadow ban like is done on reddit?
Forgive me for putting this complaint. I did not
know of any other avenue to reach you guys. I
would be ecstatic if I get a feedback soonest.
Thanks.

A Diary thread can only be updated by the OP, this is to allow a continuous flow of update without trolling or irrelevant posts

There is a discussion thread for member of the Diary section where you can discuss with the different Diary writers. It should be the second or third topic when you open the Diary section.


I hope you find this helpful.

Smellymouth:
To all those always insulting the Nigeria Army just know this ; "Being a soldier isn't a job.They strap on armor, clean their weapons, take briefings on who is trying to kill them today ..They live in tents, mount up in armored vehicles, hope the road is not mined..

Soldiers are out there protecting people's homes. They stare at their kids' old photos, complain about the food, wonder how their families are doing.."

I spent most of my life living in the Barracks and I am willing to continually respect our brave soldiers..

Three hearty cheers for you !!!

Location ?

wtfCode:

Oga, where 4 kano?
I'd love to compete

ghettowriter:


Where in Kano is the speed drift done?

Its usually Zoo road but the last edition was disturbed by the Police, so we moved to Hadeija Road.

I hope there are EMS available.


Kano's speed drifting party every Jan 1st comes to mind.

acenazt:
Ehya naim that useless uncle Ruckus dey talk say him get Re-vitiligo

Bros, please call that name with respect.

Mr Uncle Ruckus who does 46 jobs in 24 hours. From Janitor to Gardener to Postmaster to Usher and the list continues.

Still waiting for Season 5.

ojmetrix:
any body reading this will not die even before and after 2017 in jesus name

When would the person die ?

The extra money used in printing on the bags could have been used for other things.

Besides why do we have to wait till a festival before we visit the poor and sick ?

Sighs...


As my friend would always say "This world is not my home"

CertifiedNaija:
Someone shared this online, saying the black lady on the far left is always disrespectful to men and she always use words like, 'men are trash, men are scum', etc.
And her girlfriends usually hail her whenever she's using her mouth to rubbish men, anytime they are having ladies chat at home and she'll be feeling cool with herself.
Funny enough, she didn't know that all her friends have their own men and she's the only one who's insulting men and acting miss independent all along, refusing to drop her arrogance.
But the whole truth came out yesterday - on Christmas day. All their men came to visit them at home and she is the only one without a man.
Just look at the way she's sitting. Sigh!
Learn to live right for your own good, you are not better than anybody. But will they listen?


http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/see-what-they-did-to-this-beautiful-lady.html?m=1

Maybe her man is the one taking the pic....

CandyDiamond:

[/b]Shia are Muslims[b], practice your sunni doctrine and allow others to do their own.Is there any place in Koran that said that Mohammad is last prophet.
Ahmmadiyya Muslim also believe that Mohammed is not a seal of prophet does that make them not to be a Muslim.
Most everybody believe in your sunni doctrine

You are saying that is only Muhammad that was sent to entire world,which prophets existed before Mohammed.... Jewish prophets, copy copy people.

What a contraption. Ahmadiyyah, Muslim. Two different words with different meanings.

Those people should choose one. It's either they are Ahmadiyyah or Muslims. There is no way they can combine or claim to be the two.


It would also interest you to know that people who claim to be Ahmadiyyahs are classified as non-Muslims by the generality of the Muslims. Why ? Because their ideology is against the Qur'an and in essence they say Allaah lied (may we be saved from such a trial).


Allaah says in the Qur'an


مَّا كَانَ مُحَمَّدٌ أَبَا أَحَدٍ مِّن رِّجَالِكُمْ وَلَٰكِن رَّسُولَ اللَّهِ وَخَاتَمَ النَّبِيِّينَ وَكَانَ اللَّهُ بِكُلِّ شَيْءٍ عَلِيمًا

Muhammad [ﷺ] is not the father of any man among you, but he is the Messenger of Allaah and the last (end) of the Prophets. And Allaah is Ever All Aware of everything.

[al-Ahzaab 33:40].

Imaam Ibn Katheer رحمه الله explains this saying:

"This verse states that there will be no Prophet after him, and if there will be no Prophet after him, then there can be no Messenger after him either, because the status of Messenger is higher than the status of Prophet; a Messenger is also a Prophet but the converse is not necessarily the case."


Did you also know Ahmad Ghulam Mirza the leader and founder of the Ahmadiyyah died in a toilet ?


It is unbefitting that Allaah would take the life of HIS Prophet that way; because in Islaam, a Prophet is buried at the exact spot he dies.

DIKEnaWAR:



What do they preach or give you people in that your place of worship to make many of you highly intolerant? What you said is just like a Christian saying that Jehovah 's witnesses are not Christians.

Why can't you people live and let let live? Why muse religion dominate everything you people do? Why must hypocrisy be second nature to you people?

I would overlook the condescending tone of your write up and try to school you.


1. Islaam is based on لا اله الا الله which means "no one is worthy of worship except Allaah" and محمد رسول الله which means Muhammad [ﷺ] is the Messenger of Allaah.

Muhammad [peace be upon him] was a Prophet and Messenger of Allaah. A person can be a Prophet but not a Messenger but all Messengers are Prophets..

Sulayman (Solomon), Luut (Lot), Ayyub (Job) عليهم سلام were Prophets but not Messengers as they were not sent to preach to their people.


Nuh (Noah), Yunus (Jonah), Musa (Moses), Eesa (Jesus) and Muhammad عليهم سلام were Messengers as they were tasked with calling the people to worship Allaah. Their languages could have been different but their message was one.


Islaam teaches that all the previous Messengers were restricted to teaching their people or those within their locality. However, only Muhammad [ﷺ] was sent to the entire world. His status is different from other Messenger as he [ﷺ] was sent with the Last Holy Book and he is also the Seal of Prophet i.e. no more Prophet or Messenger after him..

This is the foundation of Islaam and yet the Shias oppose it.



2. The Shia believe that the Angel Jubril (Gabriel) made a mistake when he was sent to Earth to communicate with the new Prophet at the time. They say he (Jubril) عليه سلام was actually sent to Ali رضي الله عنه who was a cousin the Muhammad [ﷺ] and also husband to Faatimah (the daugther of Muhammad [ﷺ]). This statement is enough as evidence that they do not believe in Islaam. The religion has guideline which are to be followed. When you start changing those rules and creating new ones, then you find yourself outside the religion.

Islaam is not only about what you say, as anyone can claim to be a Muslim. Rather it focuses on your words, actions and also the intention. If one of the three goes contrary to what is expected, then it becomes a problem.



3. They also say the Qur'an is incomplete or tampered with. This goes against the Promise Allaah made in the Qur'an about safeguarding the contents of the Qur'an. It is the ONLY book that has remained UNCHANGED since its revealation over 1400 years ago. Not a single letter has been added or omitted.

How then can they be Muslims when they claim the Qur'an is incomplete?


It would interest you to know that Shia are classified as unbelievers worse than the Jews and Christians by the consensus of Islaamic Scholars worldwide. They are not allowed entrance into Makkah and Madeenah if they claim their title (most of them hide their identity when they go to those cities).


I can go on and on, but suffice to say that the Shias are not Muslims. They can pray, fast, dress like Muslims and all that; but in the end they are what they are; SHIA...

DIKEnaWAR:
People might not like this prediction, but the Shiite Muslims are going to gradually displace the Sunni gradually, in Nigeria.

Two thing;

Firstly, those who ascribe themselves to the ideology of the Shia aren't Muslims. Islaam is distant from them, just as the East and West are distant from each other.


Secondly, Muslims who know their religion are not in a power tussle with anyone; just don't infringe on their rights to practice their religion.

justwise:
[/b]

Yea the same favour their 92 citizens received today?

May your days be long and your bounty, plenty.

dominique:
The video comprised of officers from NPF, customs, civil defense, FRSC etc. They did their own rendition of Feliz Navidad and it was really nice. The civil defense lady totally nailed it

Enjoy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmk3JBsVV8E

Merry Christmas all

Nice you say ?


This is horrible to say the least.


I tweeted the EFCC handle asking why there weren't featured. I guess the guy is on holiday, as I was seriously hoping he would troll me and I get featured on NL's promise land.

abuayman:
Hmmmm, make I manage my garau-garau abeg

That Yaji looks nice.

This is quite sad. I can't even begin to imagine the trauma the woman had gone through.


The bad eggs within the NP tend to render the efforts of the good ones futile. From SARS robbing people to cases of night patrol killing citizens; the hope of the masses have become their number one enemy.


We ask our Lord for peace and safety...

They probably just finished the rites of Umrah (you can see the husband in a white shroud), and that could be the reason for the supposed exhaustion.


In my own opinion, that's a very good start to their marital life. Going on a religious ritual to ask for the mercy of their Lord as they begin this beautiful journey of 'forever do us part'.


I pray I am able to take my wifey too for Umrah immediately after the wedding, so we can make Holy Babies in the Holy City.

Ymodulus:



Only November last month i made a 409million + transaction banking a N19.4million profit.

An acquaintance made about the same amount, but the transaction volume was 20% lesser than you quoted.

Bless your hustle !

honourableseyi:



You don't ask "are you sure" when you need more clarification on an issue or subject. Yes ofcourse, I am being sarcastic. Yw brother. Shalom

Ahhh, my bad.

Kindly clarify Sir !

honourableseyi:



No I'm not sure. Shalom

honourableseyi:



No, it is in waste management and cattle rearing. Shalom

Your replies sound quite sarcastic.

Nevertheless, thank you.

honourableseyi:



That is not a problem. I worked on an application this just concluded winter semester with the 100L transcript from 2007, and he got admission to nearly all the schools applied to. Just look at the best way to detailed what you have been doing since then till now on your CV, application and finally at the embassy. Write IELTS exam too to increase your chances and you are good to go. Shalom

Were the application for engineering courses, as I know someone in a similar condition who was not allowed.

honourableseyi:



Germany Embassy - Free

High Court - Fee

Notary public - Fee

Pick your choice . Shalom

Are you sure ?

Last I knew, they charged about #1,500 for a set of documents.

Eke40seven:

Don't patronize the people standing outside looking for customers, you will pay 4 times the normal amount. There sure two sets of organisation you can meet at Ikeja high court are, the lawyers with shops opposite the High court compund (Notary Public) or the Notary Public in the court itself (The Notary department). Walk right into the court and ask any staff or responsible looking person there for the Notary public department. Things might have changed though.

Thanks.

MARKone:
This assault rifle is better than the ones our soldiers are using against BH boys. Buhari should make contact with the guy that imported smuggled the Arms, we need many of them for our soldiers abeg.

The AK-47 is a battle tested weapon and though it may be old, it is still very effective.

The problem with new era rifles, is that they are not easy to maintain and most are not battle tested. A rifle is graded based on the number of wars is has won in different regions; and the AK-47 series has won lots of wars.


Newer ARs might have beautiful specifaction on paper but when they get to the battle field, they mostly get jammed. This could be caused by a dusty environment like the North or a humid area like can be gotten in the Niger Delta. The AK-47 functions well in all areas and condition.


I agree that we need better weapons but we shouldnt be pushed to buy something that would end up being a problem rather than a solution. The Beryl rifle is being introduced in the NE theatre and its performing nicely.


We'll get there one day, I just its sooner rather than later.

kayjasper:
Sold Sold Sold.

Thanks @Souljaboi1

For your support and help always.

You're welcome ma'am

scantee:
Is love still in existence? Smh for that word.

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