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forkadict:
I freaking knew it!

But whats it with FUTO tho?

Every single graduate of FUTO that I've met is sound. can you just tell me a little about the school tho. If you dont mind. Cos i dont understand that part.

Abeg no be epistle o. like @Ochon. But something not too lenghty on why all futo grads I've met are sound aboout 6-10 of them. thanks.

Situated in a massive piece of land surrounded almost entirely by forestry and small hamlets, the school is like a "Social Alcatraz" where you're almost completely cut off from the urban craze (unlike IMSU, which is known for flexing).
The fact that it focuses only on Science and Tech programs with difficult entry level scores also means there is a higher concentration of geeks and nerds with intense academic rivalry.
Now, cap that off with a male-female ratio of 7:1 and... well... you have the perfect recipe for a geek mecca in your hands.

ochon:
My ribs!! Buwhahahaha.

But she still remains the sexiest to me, though. That chick reeks of sexiness. No female HM comes close, this season that is.

Sexiness, for me, is more inward.
There's just something about a girl's carriage that seals the deal on my part. While it's good to "look", I wouldn't "act" on someone like Ellah.
As a matter of fact, her actions are more irritating than sexy.

But then, maybe that's just me.

forkadict:
Dude,

You be FUTO grad or IMSU?

Please confirm.

FUTO! The land of the noble geeks.

sKeetz:
Oh my god

That first big nyansh from the left Na die. Her Toto go sweet die.

Just mount am from that position

WTF!!!

ochon:
Exactly.. Ellah gives out "slutty" vibes.

...And STD vibes.

njokusboy:
Lolzz, if you visit people, you no dey go joint?

Sharrap. If I visit people, I dey go church and library

ochon:
LMAO.. Njokusboy lara ogbe gi niyi.

Njokusboy come Owerri to find IMSU chicks, come dey generalize. I'm from Anambra, but I love Owerri girls. I no dey use them joke.

You dey mind that guy?
I'm not originally from the state, but I've had my primary and university education here; and I'm telling you, I never carry my two eyes see these things wey these guys dey holler about on this forum.
But Njokusboy rotten well well. It's safe to say he saw it because he wanted to see it

Forwetinnah:
Errm...your Ellah is one of such women, that chic practically needs man's attention to survive.

LMFAO!!!

njokusboy:
I go visit person for owerri nah....

I don't do HOES, E get one of my neighbor wey die of AIDS, him nd him wife... Then I still small sef but I had lived in total dread of the virus since then, so tey anytime I sick sef I go dey fear say na AIDS... THE thing really affected me as a child... The fear of AIDS is the beginning of wisdom..
So no hoes, infact anygirl wey no dey stay one place, I dey run from am

So, you went visiting a person, and out of nowhere commercial sex workers come block your way, begin dey offer "bonanza" as you said?

ochon:
*dies*

Wetin you dey laugh?

Njokusboy is a corrupt boy. Don't mind him. He's a bad boy.
He knows what he went searching for, and he found it

njokusboy:
But the last time I go dat owerri, na HOES just full everywhere, dem dey even do bonanza, dem dey give discounts sef....

LOOOL! Na you sabi oh.
Haven't seen such

njokusboy:
Nope, she's the kinda girl you bash at nyt and kick out the door the next morning...
For the STD, foula dey... the thing tight wella

Chai! Bros, I no dey for that part oh.
I just dey talk about flings o!

I'd have a fling with Sheillah, but nothing serious.

As for 'tight' and 'not tight', I no follow abeg

njokusboy:
@spade, no dey follow owerrii babes oh, ha na ebukwa mmadu... u wey dey fear std

Pssh! E be like say you don dey read the nonsense stories wey those illiterates in the Politics section dey cook.
If I gave you the HIV charts for the country, the stats might shock you.
Those Owerri peeps are actually ranked among the lowest in terms of rate and incidence. People wey live the place never talk, na those other clowns wey never step foot into the area dey make the noise pass.

In terms of STD mehn, even common rumour dey make me lose interest. Selly is an example. As soon as Nando started with that Chlamydia bulllshit, meeeehn, my crush disappeared immediately
Even after Selly came out to deny it, my mind still no dey again.

decanta:
Shame on you.

It still doesn't change a thing.

njokusboy:
Ur head dey there.. but on the fvck scale, I'd go for HOELLA

Mambea for wifey

On Ellah... I don't know, mehn. She screams "STD"

WORLDPEACE:
You spoke like a true genius about m'ambea and marriage.

I'm guessing it goes the same way for you, huh?

Zellie:
[color=crimson]No ooh . I meant the anti spam[/color]

Oooh, I get it - Auntie Spam

decanta:
You like fat women?

Hell no!

Zellie:
Oh I thought it was the bittttch

Easy now! Psychedelia likes UjSizzle

If I were told to choose between Sheillah and M'am Bea on the "fhuck" scale, I'd go with Sheillah.
But if I were told to choose between Sheillah and M'am Bea on the "marry" scale, I'd definitely go with M'am Bea.

And I know I'm not the only one.

Haaaaaaa! I don see am

Lumeviewscom, police no dey harass you because of that goatee?

Zellie:
You were banned by Aunty spambot. Mail the mods

Actually, he was banned by a moderator. The system has been modified to censor the moderator's name so as to avoid future harassment.

kgr28:
Tayo is an azz-wipe!!! and a sexist!!!

You compare what Nhlanhla aid to JJ about [ Sam] to what Tayo said in Miss P face?

Nhlanhla doesn't feel Lucley......do you want him to lick his azz to SAcans......BS.

Tayo reacted to MissP's trolling.
Nhlanhla gossiped and said crap about Samantha unprovoked. Upon hearing Samantha's name as the housemate evicted for the night, he wore a satisfied smirk on his face as she made her way to the exit door.
Interestingly, upon hearing Luclay's name as the new addition to the house, he embarked on another gossip mission, trying to paint his own countryman black in the face of the continent.

Nhlanhla is a spineless, insecure buffoon, scared to death of competition. He lacks the balls to tell people to their faces exactly how he feels about them, and only resorts to his usual petty gossip sessions as his only outlet.

Nhlanhla Nhlapo is the embodiment of Pathetic.

But really, Tayo will just take himself out with his own mouth.
I've been making a list of countries he has no chances of ever winning; and as he keeps drumming that "200 million people" bulllshit, he keeps destroying himself.

kgr28:
kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki!!!!!!!! the only way to see a person's true colours is to press his buttons and see how they react. Tayo is an azz-wipe!! just get ready for DS and see how he's going to explain the situation and beg for forgiveness to Africa as usual. the reaction on NL will be Tayo make sense Miss P pushed him. NO amount of apologies will undo what he said to her. Now we see the devil in Tayo and he's a sexist

Nhlanhla already beat him to the 'Sexist' championship trophy with the way he repeatedly labeled Samantha a "biittch" to JJ.
He also beat him to the "Assswipe Of The Year" title with his derogatory remarks about his countryman Luclay during his Diary Room sessions.

Tagging a person "Sexist" for giving a troll her just desserts, still stands as a lame attempt at black-balling.

Try another tactic, dude.

tosag:
Why didn't macky2 get ROA last week? Infact, if not for biggie's politics macky2 would have been home by now. If goitse or trez make final 5 macky2 wont smell the money.

Macky2 got the ROA last week.
What he didn't get was Mozambique.

God save us from Pentecostalism.

safarigirl:
that must be the news going round in SA

Very stuupid if you ask me.
He just made Nigeria look like some ravaged post-apocalyptic dumpsite - straight from a Stephen King wetdream - where the famished citizens drag their feet through the dusty, barren streets with their begging bowls on one hand; only to drop everything they're doing and queue up at the sound of the trumpet for their one chance at salvation - Big Brother Africa!

Belovedd:
Abeg when una dey quote dis 200m people gist make una explain will. Tayo said out of 200m people, he was chosen to rep his country. How does that make him a failure

He just needs to stop singing that "200 million people" bullshhit. It doesn't make him look good in any way.

And where on earth did he even get the foolish idea that 200 million Nigerians auditioned for Big Brother?

My own wahala sef na how he never fails to scream about the population of his country.
If you don't watch it, mister, you'll just end up getting those 200 million votes... But they'll all be compressed into 1 single Nigerian vote.

This Tayo guy must be an IDIIOT to keep repeating this "200 million people" bullshhit!
I mean, WHAT THE FHUCK IS HIS PROBLEM? Do you want to win or NOT?

If this guy gets Munyarized tomorrow, does he not realize he'd be the biggest laughingstock? By then, his enemies would ask him where his 200 million supporters vanished to, and proceed to mock him to death.

I've HAD it with the arrogance already. Uti needs to slap him at the back of his head to rejig his brain a little.

For FHUCKS sake!

I don't know about you guys, but this 200 million crap is starting to get on my last nerve.

ninnyanny:
u no knw say sipe na winsh?

I been think say na only people wey gossip about Tayo dey get that Winch title o!