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ochon:
Tayo wasn't mentored well in the intricacies of this game...

But hold on, do HMs create the FB Page themselves before bouncing into the house? . I thought it's one of their random Stans that usually spring up to create such pages?

Uti and his friends created the page before he went into the house. He handed the temporary mod duties over to a friend called "Frank Em".
O'Neal and Pokello created their own pages by themselves too... Maria Nepembe as well.
However, a few housemates had their pages created by their stans, examples: Karen, Luclay and Munya.

Reincarnated:
I jus dey laff dey look this message. You are a forking LIAR kai. Ah bros u fall hand big time. I honestly dont want to reply you again but damn everything you wrote jus now is so false and the imaginary people you think agree with you, I bet you anything....as in ANYTHING that they are shaking their head at your woeful self.

Make I jus log out now cuz i can't mehn. Smh

My brother, na me dey laugh you.
You know the moment you shot yourself on the foot? It was soon as you changed face to say you were "joking".
Of course anybody would be "joking" too if they got caught up with their "ammunition", so it's understandable on your part.
Truly

So wait... Everything I wrote is false?
Remind us again... Na who tell you say e be like say you get amnesia? Me? Go back again and re-read this thread.
Then come back and detail your observation.

No log out oh.

By the way, you see my point on the noisy South Africans?
On Nhlanhla's page, they kept saying they were voting Macky2 to correct their boy's mistake... But alas... Zimbabwe still muscled them out of their own vote

ochon:
Guy, listen, I'd rather prefer we keep our bond with Ghana and lose out this season, than to forget Ghana, join alliance with other people that won't reciprocate it once this season is over, cos, it'll come back to bite our àss when our future reps enters that house. This is how you guys were shouting vote Laveda and I was shaking my head. I wonder how you guys think. Anyway, I'm not voting, so it's none of my biz.

I swear, no strategy.

And what makes it worse is that Tayo STILL does not have a fhucking Facebook landing page like Uti Nwachukwu.

How do we share our plans with his wider audience?
I just hope this guy doesn't end up like Melvin.

What was so difficult in creating a "Tayo Faniran" page before bouncing into the house?

Anyway, back to the topic...

God knows I don't want to vote.
I DON'T!
But Sheillah being up there is really unsettling.
I don't want her to leave, but I have to stay to my word. It's in my name anyway

So, I'd plead with any Nigerian who still has faith in the voting system to vote Sheillah.

Besides... We really need Botswana's votes

Reincarnated:
You've massively massively embarrassed yourself today and its so disappointing that you think you've actually proved a point. Jus cuz of the respect I have for you, I will let shiiit slide but pls for future purpose do not wrongfully accuse me of having disagreements with someone and most importantly, do not ever try to twist information to sell your point. It is very okay to admit when you're wrong...a way better solution to shooting yourself in the foot over and over again without even realizing it.

And as for the ecard matter... Obviously Ochon and I were joking but apparently different strokes for different folks eh.

A more honorable way of redeeming your image is actually admitting you were wrong in the first place, instead of claiming you were joking, as you're doing now.
You can't throw insults at people and call them names, only to hide under the cloak of "I was only joking" when your lies fail to click.

On this thread, you first made the eCard "joke" which I ignored; only for you to keep repeating it over and over again like you had any info to begin with.
And when put in the hot seat, your only defence was some empty babbles about "phonecalls" and "5000 naira credit".
If the tale about your fight over Lekpalicious was a lie, there wouldn't be people on this thread saying they recalled something of that nature, would there? Or did I cook them up too?

You see, there comes a time when you just have to let go, especially when your primary gambit fails you.

...and no, "I was only joking" doesn't cut it.

Reincarnated:
^^ torh

Oh and btw Spade, I am fully aware that StateOfMind is in a relationship, as she is fully aware of mines.

If you knew all this, then wetin be the eCard brouhaha you dey make noise about? Abi na your own attempt to score points?

Reincarnated:
ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING ME? It was Agbgift and GHPatriot that were fighting not me and Sexily deprived my guy, you have failed terribly. Like whatever CIA reputation shiit you had going for yourself, you have completely forked it up. Honestly, at this point...I think an apology is required because you keep falsifying shiiit upon shiit jus to make people believe your point. Nah fr I no go engage you again.

Bro, I know the fight from Agbgift and GHPatriot, and I know where it began and continued on Page 2067, to where it ended, so please don't lie.

And you're talking as if your the only one wey dey relationship. Ma nigga, jus cuz I choose not to flaunt it on here does not mean I do not have a girl so please take that step back. As for the rest of the things wey u type so, I nor even read am. Matter don end for me.

My guy, your posts already gave you away as someone who was taking this Nairaland wifey issue too seriously, and it became imperative to iron you out and put an end to it.
No be you dey complain about eCard?
So if I should joke that I'm going to Gombe to see a girl, you ma go bookmark am only to pull it up a year later as your so-called "ammunition"?
I just dey laugh you

But anyway, as you don talk say you dey drop the issue, well... What can I say? You drop it the same way you picked it

Reincarnated:
Spending my sleep time (another statement that is not verfiable...if you're smart, you will know there is something called time difference.. I've never wasted my so called sleep time on nairaland except maybe during the finale i said make i vote Melvin and Bev small...even at that, I dont think I ever wasted sleep time).. Furthermore, if you think that I was actually looking to get anywhere with those two chics then clearly, you are denser than I thought. More than once, I stated that whatever I do on nl should not be taken seriously as I have no intention whatsoever, other than to joke around. Sheeit, even after I successfully broke Lekpa's shell (ochon remember that day na loool), you think if I was even remotely serious about it, I'd have openly flirted and done all the stuff that i did...right in front of her. Ask those 2 wherever they are now if I EVER requested for their numbers. Just stop before you fork urself over further...

Look who is talking about not taking Nairaland seriously, yet you're in here howling to a guy in a long-term relationship about eCards? Aren't you the dumb one?
You talk about not spending your sleep time here? Oh boy, you need to knock it off, because you fool no-one. I've seen you countless times here in evenings, mornings and even afternoons, going through Nairaland.
Would you also like to remind us again about the same user who decided to break a Nairaland record by making "1000 posts in less than 10 days" as you said yourself?
What a wonderful life achievement for you there, boy. Wear your medal with pride.

Secondly
Did you or did you not state this more than once? Not too long ago, Romance was listed on your account as one of your most visited sections and unlike you, I dont just spew shiiit without actually having some facts to back up my statement. Isnt it so funny how shiit is you claim that i'm one of those low life niggaz that will end up gallivanting round romance section looking for chics, whereas, just looking at our accounts proves otherwise. Who's the loser afterall.

I'm still waiting for you to bring up evidence to that forked up claim of me trading insults with a nigga over some chic.

Boy, in your best interest, you need to stop fooling yourself with the Profile talk. You know why?
I found out what happened, at it was a coding error from the site itself, which tagged the section to whoever posted on any topic there as at January 11 (when the site previously failed).
Spade also had "Sexuality" solely listed on the profile, but as soon as the issue got sorted out 2 days ago, it's has returned to normal.

But my brother, you're the rretard who sees "5000 Naira Credit" as the adequate birthday gift to an e-friend even when claiming you don't take the site seriously, so who are you fooling?

Reincarnated:
Njokusboy, see your life. I told you that I did not argue with that guy over Lekpa and I have proof. So wetin spade aka psychedelia aka fake arss cia wey no sabi say despite the fact wey him dey keep "tabs on anyone he's had a convo with", I also know about most conversations i've ever been involved with. Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you the so called altercation I had with a guy over Lekpalicious
https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official from page 2062-2066. I even thought maybe i actually had a heated argument with the nigga when I was talking to Lekpa but it seems the only person I came for that night was Lekpalicious her damn self soo Spade, you sure say na my reputation wey don diminish abi na yours?

https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official/2066

My boy, at this point, you need to stop deluding yourself.
Check that link up there and scroll down to the end.
Everybody here, from Ochon to Njokusboy, witnessed that night of shame where you were fighting like a hormonal woman over a girl until the moderators came in to hide them; so why you dey decieve yourself like this?

At first, I thought you were joking with this, but now it has become crystal clear you're bent on disgracing yourself this night with your barely intelligible bellows; but let me ask you a few questions on issues your very narrow mind might find difficult to comprehend:

1. Are you aware I'm in a real-life relationship? I mean, a real-life, committed relationship that is currently 4 years old? The reason I ask you this question is because your "5000 Naira Credit" and "phonecall" ramblings already gave you away as a guy who clearly takes everything he reads on Nairaland too seriously.
You might not know this, but a lot of us posters in here actually have lives outside Nairaland. You might consider getting one yourself bro, since you clearly don't know what that is.

2. Are you also aware even the StateOfMind you talk about is in a relationship herself? You see, while you spend days on end in here goofing around, some of us actually have stuff to occupy ourselves... I hope you know what I mean?

And Most importantly...

3. Are you aware the eCard you so talk about was actually made at her request? Would you like to ask her yourself?

Yeah boy... You just made a fool of yourself once again

Reincarnated:
Exactly, you applied no effort of any sort. One will think that since this nigga is a designer, he would have actually used a little bit of initiative, con couple am with some kain innovation, to do something extraordinary for a girl he wrote all that essay for but noooo, na Ecard sure pass for you.. That is NOT effort; That is lazy.

Bro, for the sake of what's left of your credibility, you need to stop digging that hole, especially now that you're currently in it. You know why?
Because:

1. You have no clue what the eCard looked like, or the contents in it; so for you to sit and just say it involved "no effort" is clear to anyone you're speaking out of your asss and pulling out lines just for the heck of it. So it is difficult to even take you seriously.

2. You are the same loser who, even after spending his sleep time on Nairaland either chasing after ItsModella or Lekpalicious, still cannot point to one thing he achieved. Where is ItsModella or Lekpalicious today? Do you have their contacts? No
Do they have yours? Nope.
Can you find them today? No sir
After everything, it's back to square one. Still the same Nairaland hustle, still the same babe stalking... And still nothing to show for it.
You can 'reincarnate' a thousand times, bro, but your reputation stays dead.

And last time I checked, the person that had the romance section stuck on their account was you...so this whole biggest cuckold insult wey u dey trow my way, u sure say person no fit apply am to you?

Check again, boy: Psychedelia
The sections there are: Sports, TV/Movies and Celebrities
Oops. Any more redundant lines you'd like to throw to hide your shame?

And yes... Go and find the page where I ever traded insults with Sexilydeprived over Lekpalicious

(whispers...chai.. I hope say i no do am sha cuz me i nor fit remember )

With pleasure... Stand by

njokusboy:
E be like you get amnesia

You dey mind the sorry fellow?
See clown wey don disgrace himself finish for Nairaland, fighting all over that thread as "Mariarocks" (how gay can you get?) over a girl, coming to fark about a Birthday e-card.
But don't worry, I'll go easy on the boy

Reincarnated:
Ahn na so that Spade's post wan reach 10 likes soo. Abeg abeg... I did not.. I repeat, I did not fight Sexilydeprived over Lekpalicious.. Me? mo da run...

Dude... Let me let you in on a little secret I don't normally tell people here... .. ... I've got tabs on every fhucking Nairaland poster I've held a conversation with.
So, if you're going to sit there and lie one last time, you might just end up regretting it. Trust me

Reincarnated:
Mr man, what matters the most in the business of handing gifts, is the Effort. The bigger the effort, the better. But i dont expect someone with your rudimentary mentality to understand na. If to say u even use small initiative to call her, i fit go understand. But na ECARD.. Ecard wey 5 year old fit design na him u dey use as achievement.

Sorry boy, but if your understanding of "Effort" is lazily throwing money like "5000 Naira Credit", then it's easy to see why guys with your mediocre sense of experience end up as the biggest cuckold victims who ultimately retire to the Romance Section to cry and complain about their woes.
Effort, to my understanding, is actually taking out your time to craft something for that one person. You know why? I'm a skilled artist - both in static graphics art and animation, and deciding to make something out of the ordinary, to me, is of more value.

But of course I don't expect someone like you to understand that, since your grasp on relationships begins and ends with stalking and pestering a girl on Nairaland, while fighting another guy because you're that insecure.

And in your own words, cherekwa just for a moment... ME? REINCARNATED? FIGHT sexily deprived over Lekpa? Ahh my guy why u dey tell such lies na..

Oh come on, bro. I know you didn't see that one coming, but please don't lie.
Every poster saw it that day; and if you'd like me to dig them up again, I'm game. Just say the word

I don't want Sheillah to leave
If she's up, I might just... I dunno... vote, even though I said I wasn't going to vote throughout this season.

Nigeria needs to vote Sheillah.

Africa... Save that asss.

Reincarnated:
Mr man, thats not the point.


upon all d mouth wey u dey make that day "AD WHAT?... ADMIREE-ZONE... AD-MAYA-REE ZONE" Na Ecard...not even phone call, 5000 naira credit or even an actual birthday card wey u fit deliver to her area... Na ECARD sure pass for you . What a foolish peasant

Chai
My guy, you dull no be small.
Only a mumu sends credit to a person on their birthday as the "gift".
Do you comodify your message?
What matters when sending a wish is the message involved; but how I for expect you to understand kwanu?
No be you be the same person wey rubbish your own reputation for that BBA The Chase thread when you were trading insults with SexilyEndowed over a girl (Lekpalicious)?
As in, grown man like you with grey pubicc hair dey fight for forum over a girl!
Your reputation has long died, bro.

My guy, you be real learner, abeg

I remember, when Sabina was evicted, she said to Alusa, "Hold the forte".

*nods*
Uh-huh... He'll sure hold that forte alright... In Mombasa.

Lucremoy:
...

I'm not just a cartoon buff.
I'm a movie buff in every sense of the term.
I love film, although there are certain studios and directors I'm sentimental.
If you're Pixar, I'm seeing all your movies except Cars 2.
Anything from Joss Whedon, James Cameron, Brad Bird, Darren Aronofsky or The Brothers Coen, I'm game.

Lucremoy:
if it were moyes, you think una for smell draw?

Under Moyes, Manchester United turned to a charity organization.
Giving out 3 points to the needy

ochon:
LOL.. I swear you are a movie buff. How did you remember that line of Mr. Incredible to his ginger-haired son?

I grew up with Pixar, homey.
I'm a fanatic, and they're my inspiration.

ToyinDipo:
I just can't stop liking Sheila

That nyash na fire.

AndrERush:
I think a Draw was a fair result. The team is obviously still a work in progress. Hopefully they'll click before the second half of the season.

A draw is a disgrace, please.
This is our home, for crying out loud. And I thought Moyes was bad.

tatiana009:
He he he I love Tayo this is turning into a boy's camp

Frankie is most impressed with this development

I haven't been this happy over a BBA eviction since O'Neal was thrown out of the house along with his "Top 5" fantasy football league.

spicywax:
Sadly he can't win this starmetre that was his....

265 would fit in just fine.

I swear, Tayo is one of the realest bastards in that house

Oh boy... I just hope M'am Bea doesn't follow him out.

Next week, you guys need to vote some SADC housemates about to bite the dust.
We don't have an alliance right now except Ghana.

Oh, and this is a pre-emptive FHUCK YOU to any iddiiot who copy-pastes the list of viewers on this thread (you know it's gonna happen)

Alusa needs to fhucking beat it.


I'd like to know who has the superior backing between JJ and Macky2.
My vote is on JJ for that, though.
Zim factor usually starts out strong... And then fizzles.

Please, I take my red cap beg una.
Next week, DON'T vote Tayo for any more gifts! That shhiit is a trap.
We need to make it look 'fair'

As Mr. Incredible whipsered to his super-speedy son during his track and field race, "Make it close, son. Make it close!"

O boy! Biggie needs to station an ambulance in there pronto, cuz some cats are about to suffer cardiac issues.

Where is my brother Reincarnated?

E get question wey I wan ask you; and if you're able to correctly guess the answer, then you're a genius