₦airaland Forum

See as im keep face like Francis Duru.

Oh well, sorry bros. I understand you gotta hustle n' shit. Too bad you had to take this route.
All the same, don't forget to pack your Vaseline on your way to The Big House.

King Rein: Sweetie, it doesn't even come close for me. And your boo is a p.orn addict he's lying to you

Pisssssssh! Of course it doesn't.

Your only romantic gesture na to gist us about your love for the mirror As well as some other metrosexual antics

StateOfMind: *raises both eyebrows now*

What do you think I'm thinking

Mehn, I already knew where you were driving at the second you raised your eyebrow
And even re-reading my post, it did seem weird.

Soooo, you watch them, huh?

*evil SpamBot got me, by the way*

StateOfMind: What a name...

Hey! I said the first noun to cross my mind would be my name, right?
Well, too bad National Geographic was on

Aaaaand, ladies and gentlemen, it is done.

https://www.nairaland.com/PoisonousRat

*bows*

I must OVERCOME this!
I swear I'll overcome it.

I'll overcome it.

...Any minute now.

I mean, how hard can it be to just coin a name, right?
Just a flipping lousy name.

Alright. The next proper noun that crosses my mind is the name I'll use.

Soooo... I finally decide to overcome my internet laziness and actually create a Nairaland account I can call my own, but surprise, surprise... The cool names have all been taken.
So I'm staring at the screen like a complete blockhead, unable to coin a thing.

...Maybe we'll do this some other time

Ummm... I'd just like to ask...

I remember there was a time the Lagos State Government said it would begin to arrest parents whose young children weren't in school during school hours.

Well, with this law blocking a lot of these kids from getting into school, does that mean the LSG would arrest their parents?

Wow... Lagos ACN just continues with its streak as the most oppressive, iidiiotic government in Nigeria's recent history.

nnocurruption: I know its old news but not everyone has watched it so keep your mouth shut see how dumb you are just because you watched this video early you think you are smarter than others like for real is that how you measure your smartness ?Mr smart boy

You are, from all accounts, a dunce. Your mode of reasoning just shows it.

If you truly wanted to alert others who might have missed it, exactly what stopped you from bumping up an ALREADY-MADE thread covering the Fuel Subsidy / Occupy Nigeria topic of discussion? Are you this much a bloody illiterate?

Two freaking minutes of using the Nairaland search bar would have prevented you from making a buffoon of yourself right away!

https://www.nairaland.com/837675/occupy-nigeria-updates-across-nation

https://www.nairaland.com/837376/occupy-nigeria-protests-locations-dates

The 2 threads above are among the thousands created during that era. Nothing would stop you from posting your link on one of those threads for continuity/comprehension sake, instead of creating a whole new phucking thread in 2013 to tell us about an event that happened in 2012, posing it to look like it happened just yesterday, in a bid to fool people.
I call you out on your error and you continue to showcase your stuupidity.

Please take correction and shut the phuck up.

nnocurruption: Nigerian activists from the Nigeria
Liberty Democratic Forum (NDLF) last
night protested at the Town Hall
meeting called by the Minister of
State for Foreign Affairs, Professor
Viola Adaku Onwuliri, shutting down
the event until the New York Police
Department was called in an hour
later.
The meeting, which was scheduled to
start at 6: 00 p.m., did not start until
7:45p.m, as the minister came late.
Prof. Onwuliri is one of three Ministers
in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of a
top-heavy, free-spending
government. About 10 days ago, in
one of his broadcasts on the oil
subsidy crisis, President Goodluck
Jonathan said he would drastically
cut down on foreign travel; Mrs.
Onwuliri’s tour of the United States,
like the lavish tour of South Africa of
Mr. Jonathan’s team to the ANC
100th anniversary, is evidence of the
emptiness of that pledge. The
activists led by Bukola Oreofe of the
NDLF waited patiently in the hall as
officials of the Nigerian consulate in
New York and organizers of the event
started with opening prayers and the
Nigerian national anthem. As soon as
the anthem ended and the Consul-
General of Nigeria in New York moved
towards the podium to deliver a
prepared speech, NDLF activists took
over the microphone on the aisle
which was set aside for those who
wished to ask questions. They
announced that the Minister was late,
and pointing out that it was another
sign of disrespect and contempt for
Nigerians.
The activists were upset that a federal
minister would be late to the very
meeting for which she had travelled
all the way from Nigeria at great
public expense, noting that Nigeria
continued to be governed and
mismanaged so sloppily. The activists
also explained why the downhill
meeting would not hold in view of the
killing of peaceful protesters during
last week's OccupyNigeria movement
rallies. As soon as the first speaker
stated the mission of the protest,
another speaker stepped up and
announced that the meeting was over.
Apparently, Nigerian officials who had
anticipated such disruption had also
mobilized and paid some Nigerians in
the New York area to attack the
protesters, as pandemonium and
fights started in the hall.
It started with a certain Carl Ummuna
and Bukola Shonuga who began
shoving and verbally abusing
protesters, claiming they were there to
"protect the minister". But an
unrelenting and sustained protest
shut down the proceedings.
The Minister and her entourage could
do nothing other than watch and
threaten to invite hotel security and
the police to arrest members of
OccupyNigeria-New York. But when
they contacted the NYPD, the officers
at first declined intervention, asking
the hotel security to sort things out
with the protesters. Meanwhile, the
undeterred group sang protest songs
and gave intermittent speeches for
about an hour. After hanging outside
for close to 15 minutes a detachment
of about eight policemen led by a
sergeant entered the hall and
appealed to the protesters for
dialogue. When the protesters stepped
out with the police, they explained
that since the Nigerian embassy
apparently paid for the hotel venue
through an individual, they had to
step in to restore order.
They also noted that they resisted any
attempt to harass or arrest anyone for
exercising the right to protest
corruption on US soil. Later, the
officers accompanied the protesters,
to pick up their winter jackets and
personal effects. Some of them
expressed satisfaction that the point
had been made and that the Minister
would have plenty to report to
President Goodluck Jonathan about
that the days of freewheeling
corruption in the country were over.
During that time, when the activists
returned to pick their belongings, the
program, which had hurriedly
commenced, was disrupted again as
protesters began another round of
protests as police look on. “Let this
be a lesson to the crooks in Nigeria,”
one protester said. “For as long as
they persist in their greed and
corruption, there will be Nigerians
wherever they go in the world waiting
to welcome them with anger and
disrespect.”

CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO WATCH THE VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlWvNoMcjkI

Obviously, this dunce's brain just started functioning this year after it was cryogenically frozen since 2012, if those bolded words and phrases are anything to go by.

And as usual, I'm not surprised at the equally confused dullards who've rushed to praise this post without even reading it. Funny shhiitt

babyface333: What a way to tackle issues. Why generalize$ why indict all nigeria men? The good men in nigeria after reading your post will just shake their head in disgust. Why indict all nigeria men? Are you saying they are no happily married women in nigeria because of less than 1percent complaint in family section. What !out those that come to the sam$e family section and extol their men.

Are you saying if genevieve marries, she is prone to misery thereby joining your so-called association of miserable married women. Ouch! I respect her stance on her marital status, but your generalization and indictment of men just irks me.

N.B: i have observed that this dsparrow always try his best to seek the favour of women by always having one or two many bad things to say about men. Never have i come accross your post do you speak atleast for a sentence in favour of men. Its too bad and it makes you always come accross like a dullard who is never objectve in issues relating with men and women.

This is the blunt truth. It's plain stupiid that a man has to go on making dumb blanket statements about men in general.
If that chap feels he's too irresponsible to make a good husband to any woman, it borders on plain iidiiocy for him to try to project his worthlessness on other men.
I guess he thought it would give him brownie points, but he just came off as a very sad loser with an embarrassingly low self worth.

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Duuuude!!! Uhm... There's no Loli here! So what the hell is PedoBear doing around here?

ochongonoko: And the RICH MAN has spoken

Heeeyyyyy, make una chill for this o! I don't want Tompolo-like men knocking at my gate to kidnap my assss tomorrow!

Oya, where has my precious darlin' gone?

Happy Birthday, IyawoTM!

Please, remember to think of me as you have the child, so your pikin go tall and handsome like meeeeeee!

Okay, on a more serious note, though, I wish you save delivery.

ochongonoko: Hahahaha... I owe it to you, you're good and stand for what you believe in . I never thought you'd 'catch' me but I guess I didn't cover my tracks well by storming in on this thread acting like an old poster. I did throw away people's suspicions by posting with both caruj and ochon at the same time, many people including @peasant reincarnated and @itsModella fell for it

You stood your ground and never fell for my tricks. I opened my caruj moniker for the same reason as doomfa.. fight and cuss anybody that insults me first. It worked though cos I've been involved in my E-fights in the last two weeks and won them all . Once again, congrats . Wishing SpadeOfMind a HML in advance

@all, make una no vex.. Just wanted to see how it was fighting online, it can be fun sha.. Will be retiring the caruj moniker unless I have extreme need for it

@peasant reincarnated, abeg post something jor. No allow love turn you to mumu . We'll understand if you break your vow. It's normal . I miss your rants already

Thanks bros!

By the way... We always knew you were Lalaosky/Ochon.

Your mediator/peacemaker epistles were too obvious

god_of_music: WTF?!?! I wasn't playing any prank oo!! I was serious
Are you saying you actually sent something but not 100 naira?

Question is:



Where did you send the thing to

And


Who sent me the 100 naira

This is my number but it's currently switched off 07067977864

Send it again



#TeamGOM

Guy, na 750 I send you. Keep waiting for it. It will arrive soon... any minute now
Oh yes... Any minute now

StateOfMind: Rolls eyes @ yes yes yessss... I haven't proposed yet so sit that yellow ass of yours before those fan blades slice your ear..

Ha! Yes you have, albeit 'codedly' . I always knew it was only a question of time before your heart truly began to speak its mind like it just did

StateOfMind: @ bolded, I agree with you..and of course I expect someone like njokus boy to disagree and tell you settling down at that age with a woman will be a distraction and deter you from achieving your set goals. (Ok, njokus, no epistles )

Ahn ahn Is Njokusboy truly that easy to read? LOL!
Honestly, I think wasting the youth is an even bigger distraction from achieving one's set goals. There's a lot of procrastination for most people when they're on their own. Like they don't owe anyone anything, and for that reason, have the freedom to laze around.

But when you've got responsibilities, there's little room in your head for costly goofs in the choices you make.

carujmonella: @the bolded...Yaaaayyyyyy!!. *dancing alingo*.. SpadeOfMind is kicking strong.. What a lovely news.. Name the future baby caruj .. I knew spade will break SOM's shell

Caruj? Is that the name of a local tombo or something? Mtsheeeewww.

carujmonella: Lol.. I thought you're 28 sha.. And ol'boy, you lived in many places .. You be TRAVELaholic

Ha! It's helps the frame of mind, you know. When you've rolled with all, and been through every environment, your general perspective tends to be wider.

Na my parents shaa.

god_of_music: Hmm hmm. . . I even thought you are in your early 40's

Errm. . . Na you send me that card



#TeamGOM

Bros, that your number no dey even work at all. Na prank you dey play so?

"The number you have dialed does not exist in the MTN Network"

Even my Delivery Report still hasn't arrived. I did send something. But it's not N100. I'll let you guess how much.

StateOfMind: Nice one ochon! I wasn't reading perse last night, I just peeped for a few minutes and the conversation then was about rein and his narcissism talk with uju. I had a really busy day and slept off very early. Now I can move on with the flow.

So spade is 24? And wants to get married soon? And I thought men of this generation don't dig the idea of 'early' marriage. But like ochon reported, GOM says you are 'rich' so I guess that settles it. I'd be ready by then.

Hahaha! YES, YES, YESSSSSSSS!

Whoops! I better watch out for this ceiling fan before I get my head sliced

And 'early' marriage definitely won't be going out of fashion anytime soon
Nothing wrong in already having accomplished, self-reliant kids at 50.
Me I wanna carry my life do other things by that time, like really reaching for the Sun as far as my career is concerned.

*I better go get that Range Rover I go carry propose with*

Ummm... That list is very old, mate.
Things have changed.

Let me go search for the recent list.

LMAO! GOM and Caruj! Una funny die.

But contrary to what you may guess, I'm actually 24 - A little hard to believe?

Remember, on this thread, while talking about that Robbie Williams song, I did allude to being in my SS3 when it came out (2006).

Yeah, I know that's still deserving of the MAN status, and trust me, I no want make e exceed 3 years from now before I get married.

And Click2Bn: I'm from Abia (Bende) as per State of Origin things, but I did grow up in Okigwe, Aba, Owerri, Enugu, Calabar, Jos and Akure.
How's everyone doing? I'm just glad my team is burning Arsenal's arsse this evening.

Melvin has no fans.

Well... Lemme' just say, if he does have fans, none of them are on that "Friends of Melvin Oduah" page for sure.

Shame.

When you see fans of Elikem and Pokello, in addition to asking about their relationship, they support them on their craft - their apparel business.

When you see fans of Cleo, they support her on her music business as well as attend her shows when they can.

When you see fans of Dillish, they're either famzing her for retweets and follows-back, or praying for the continued success of her relationship with Stephen.

When you see fans of Bassey, they are supporting the young man in his acting career with their kind words and prayers.

When you see fans of Maria, they are either praising and copying her fashion tips, or following her TV career.

But when you see 'fans' of Melvin on that embarrassing page of his? They are either talking about Dillish, or talking about Maria.

Nobody cares to even ask him about the ONE campaign ish, cuz the vast majority don't even know what it is. They're not that bright.

You can't ask him for fashion tips naa. Cuz to begin with, how will the conversation go?

Spade: Hey bro, watitdo? Any cool gear tips for a brother today.
Melvin: Aiii, nothing much dude. You know, just 'rocking' my Limca T-Shirt, Guangzhou Jeans and Beats-By-Dre slippers.
Spade: Oy. Got it.

Even visiting his Twitter page, normal update usually involves him Retweeting some random loser threatening to stop using Twitter if he keeps ignoring him.

So, I won't blame dem Mellish and Melria people too much anymore.
Nigguh has nothing going for him as far as entertainment goes, so the fans just had to create all that in a bid to give him some depth.



*Oya, I hope say Njokusboy no dey house *

That's because the "ugly" girls who've come to terms with their so-called "ugliness" which they're unable to change, go out to work on other aspects of themselves which they can change; like academic acheivements, craft, articulation, hygeine, social skills, humility and sex moves; eventually surpassing those "beautiful" ones who - because they've been told all their lives how beautiful they are - feel they don't need to further work on themselves anymore, and slack on the necessary qualities.
That's why a lot of 'ugly' girls end up making the best girlfriends/wives evaaarrrr

I made this comment about this immbeciile a while back, and find it imperative to quote myself once again:

spade: But that school ANSU is a dump. It's like a public toilet as far as educational standards are concerned, and it woulda been a lot better if he rehabilitated the school before naming it.

For 7 solid years he left that school to rot, and now he remembers to slap on a new name to it just to pander to tribal sentiments. My people, when you wrap shhiitt in an aluminium foil, does it stop it from being shhitt?

This man is just desperate to foist his lackey Obiano on that seat to help him cover up his thieving tracks. Just like he was lying all along that his administration never borrowed money, until his asss was exposed that he not only borrowed money, but also did it from an Islamic Bank. But he has the gall to preach religious and tribal bigotry on the outside.
The same man wey dey call on the Igbo nation to help him attack El-Rufai just because the guy wrote a blog questioning his budget.
Manipulative crook.

All na for sentiments.

https://www.nairaland.com/1503383/anambra-university-renamed-after-ojukwu/2#19296968

Phucking shameless bigot. And this is coming from a hard-core Roman Catholic.

...And the dumb stereotypes have just been buried.

Why is this in the Romance section, though?
What is so "Romantic" about being ugly?