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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 2:42pm On Oct 25, 2014
kgr28:
Amen brother! should SA ,Namibia and Gh reps leave, she would be the first one to want them countries to vote Tayo in the finale...double standards...

She was making noise about how nigerians cost Melvin a win last year, for supporting Dillish.

This to her is not even about Tayo being goód or entertaining, its strategic vote to her...now shes worried bout Macky2...

Eliminate Macky2, Tayo then takes ROA,
Eliminate KC and Mam'Bea, Tayo takes GH
Eliminate Nhlanhla and Sammy, Tayo takes SA
Same with Namibia...

and let weak ones stay in that with Tayo...land-slide for Tayo.
Dude, I hate to disappoint you...

...But nobody on this thread was ever looking in South Africa's direction for votes, so you need to quit deluding yourself and your fake sense of importance; because, guess what, you are not.
In all the three occasions Nigerians won the show, South Africa did not make it happen; so when you make your list, quit attaching your country here. I know it hurts your ego, but that is what it is.
We are not checking for you, bro - this is a statement of fact.

In all of Nigeria's victories (from Kevin to Uti to Karen), Ghana has voted for us, and we'll always be grateful. Even Kenya has supported us twice - and not just that - they even voted Uti over their Sheila during AllStars (despite Uti's friendship with Lerato, he was never voted by South Africa); so we find Kenyans more reliable than you South Africans anyday.

It really amuses me how you keep piimping South Africa on this thread; but to avoid any confusion, let me show you the votes we currently hold out hope for:

1. Ghana (M'am Bea)
2. Uganda (Esther)
3. Mozambique (Trezagah, if we vote him)
4. Tanzania (Idris, if we vote him too)

South Africa is not, and has never been, a factor; so stop getting worked up over nothing.
Face your crumbling "SADC Alliance", because we're definitely not checking for you.
We weren't checking for you in the past; we certainly won't be doing that now.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 1:04pm On Oct 25, 2014
ochon:
No o.. Not an achievement. But considering wetin you dey find for Sokoto, person get am easy for Shokoto, it's worthy of a news. grin
You mean "Hello, hope you slept well" na the koko wey you dey find for Sokoto? grin
Congratulations, bro.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 1:02pm On Oct 25, 2014
ochon:
Keep deceiving yourself. Me wey hate David "Basket" Luis? If we enter field, you go count goals tire because I be FIFA, na to accused of racial abuse on Ballotelli (Reincarnated) and ban you áss. grin
Sharrap. "People hate in others, what they see in themselves". You and Luis na one and the same, and your Samba dancers go hear am when it starts.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 12:55pm On Oct 25, 2014
ochon:
O boy, see love o. shockedshockedshocked This one be like Luis and Mira. gringrin

Virgin@24(V24m) uploads her pics and AlexO recognises her from 2007 and immediately falls in love. gringrin

And he's following ONLY her? Eleyi gidi gan!! shockedshocked

Spade, you dey here dey send Ecards, when Alex don dey koba ladies fast fast. grin
Congratulations to Alex (whoever that is).
Bros Ochon, but talk true, shey Nairaland wife na achievement for your eye? grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 12:52pm On Oct 25, 2014
ochon:
Ode!! grin.. I'm the Nazis, you're the Samba dullards. grin
LOL grin
Don't get it twisted - You're the Samba circus boys who think you have a piece of "ammunition" in the form of Dave Luis (in this case, Birthday e-Card yabbis).
Na when we enter field you go count goals with your two hands grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 12:36pm On Oct 25, 2014
ochon:
What's the meaning "Ownage"? grin
What Germany did to Brazil.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2014
I said FORE PLAY, not PRE-INTIMACY for pete's sake!

Seun's vocabulary is so fhucking childish.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 12:12pm On Oct 25, 2014
safarigirl:
Nigeria fhucked- Ofunneka(with Richard), Beverly (with Angelo). You forgot: Ghana fhucked- Selly(with Nando). Tanzania fhucked- Nando (with Selly), Feza(with O'neal). Botswana fhucked- O'neal (with Feza). Zambia fhucked- Cleo(with Hakeem). Zimbabwe fhucked- Hakeem(with Cleo)
Nope.
3rd base does not count on my list, and that's the stage many of the people you mentioned above attained.
Ofunneka was fingered, same with Beverly and Selly. There was no 'chemical combination', if you catch my drift wink
Cleo and Hakeem? I only remember they smooched in the tub with Cleo toplless. I don't really count pre-intimacy as the actual 'thing'.
Na 'pre-match training' be that one.
Also, Feza and O'Neal didn't fhuck.
They were praying inside, and that explained the muffled "Oh God" I kept hearing Feza say grin
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...It could be 3rd base still.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:54am On Oct 25, 2014
ochon:
If no be say you be my paddy, I for use that ecards ammunition take they enter you anything you wan yab me. grin
Wait. I don't get it.
You mean you don't send people Birthday cards?
Na "ammunition" you call that one?
LOOOL! Oya now. In short, make you and Reincarnated come forward with the "ammunition" grin

I go teach una the true meaning of "Ownage". grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade:
Angola fhucked - Tatiana (with Richard)

Botswana fhucked - Tawana (with Munya)

Ethiopia fhucked - Betty (with Bolt), Danny (with some chic. Can't remember her clearly)

Ghana fhucked - Keitta (with Mildred)

Kenya fhucked - Nic (with Kim)

First-timer Liberia fhucked - Luke (with Jessica)

Malawi fhucked - Mzamo (with Leonel), Lomwe (with Kim)

Mozambique fhucked - Leonel (with Mzamo), Mira (with Luis)

Namibia fhucked - Meryl (straight sex with Mwisho, lesbian sex with Sheila), Jessica (with Luke), Luis (with Mira)

Sierra Leone fhucked - Bolt (with Betty)

South Africa fhucked - Abby (with Gaetano), Lerato (with Maxwell), Keagan (with Talia)

Tanzania fhucked - Richard (with Tatiana), Mwisho (with Meryl), Bhoke (with Ernest)

Uganda fhucked - Gaetano (with Abby), Ernest (with Bhoke)

Zambia fhucked - Maxwell (with Lerato), Kim (with Nic and Lomwe), Talia (with Keagan)

Zimbabwe fhucked - Munya (with Tawana).

Verdict: Naija finally carried last.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:27am On Oct 25, 2014
ochon:
LMAO@fuking fàg..

The dude is greedy, hoarding all the ecard designs to himself, probably to get all the BOOTYful girls to his harem. grin
grin grin grin Fools.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:26am On Oct 25, 2014
By the way, e be like say Nigeria na the only remaining country wey im housemates never fhuck since Big Brother start for 2002 oh (excluding newcomer Rwanda).
I'll try to compile the list.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:23am On Oct 25, 2014
safarigirl:
whatever it counts as that cretin had it coming. If he was on your case as he is on mine, you'd flip too. Especially after all the crap I've been reading on Nigeria by his people this morning
If he were on my case, we'd both get banned wink
I would personally see to that.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:16am On Oct 25, 2014
safarigirl:
let me warn you you cretinous phucktard, better stay off my posts before I summon all the gods of thunder from amadioha to thor to strike you down like the eediotic sewage pile you are. Your stewpid xenophobic brothers have annoyed me and I'm in a good mood to curse your entire lineage right now. I and AKSHOW said the SAME thing, but your roasted brain gets some twisted pleasure from trolling me like I'm the reason your tongue is stuck in some white dude's a-hole. If you mention me again you won't be posting on this thread for a while best beleive. Annoying maggot!
This counts as an altercation grin tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 11:06am On Oct 25, 2014
dynamitee:
you missed plenri! Parry was a pary and absolut vodka caused sometin ooo
From the little bits I've read here, is it just that Laveda maasturbated, or did she r/ape a fellow housemate in addition?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:51am On Oct 25, 2014
Damn. I wasn't home last night sad
Hope I didn't miss much.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 6:57pm On Oct 24, 2014
shezy:
i think so.i pray we win,dis war is beyond BBA ooo,na nigeria against africa
By "Nigeria vs Iran", I actually mean it's dead boring.
It's a reference to one of the worst matches in World Cup history grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 6:54pm On Oct 24, 2014
lumeviewscom:
This Igbo man, when you go get sense? Post your own first...

So na you be "Spade"? I remember that user from "The Chase" last year. I don create new account here oh. If you ever decode it, na to award you nobel prize be that. Happy hunting!
Okay naa.
Unless you go the extra, extra, extra, extra, extra mile to hide it from detection and try to post like someone you're not, I go still fish am out if I mean am. grin
But we go see.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 6:48pm On Oct 24, 2014
*whistles*
Fweeeeeeew.

Sooo...

From the lack of posts and updates on this thread, is it safe to agree that Big Brother Hotshots is the "Nigeria vs Iran" of all BBAs? grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:26pm On Oct 23, 2014
GHKWAME1:
@0chon and other lovers of hollywood movies in the house, I dey take God beg una, please I will urge anyone who intends to download Dwayne Johnson's "Hercules" to please substitute that movie for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Kumasi no go kill person grin
In one of the other movie clips, I saw something that looked like Prophet's nanosuit from the game, Crysis.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:23pm On Oct 23, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Hahahahahaha!!! Give me links to them threads!!! Do you know I can't just find them?? I forgot them!!

I miss GOM! *crying*
Naaah. I just made that one up grin
But it bears similarities to the kinda stuff you wrote then grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 10:13pm On Oct 23, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Awwwwww, I just read it and I was crying cry

god_of_music was such a darling, I miss him! sad


Link to the Diary tho, y'all go see it. . . No big deal, I'm an upcoming star, so it's fact y'all gonna see me one day! Why hide??

www.nairaland.com/1532049/diary-demi-god-giyaz-here#19800573
Hello everybody.
Just last week, I went to visit my mixed race hispanic girlfriend at her place. However, when I got there, I was greeted by her voluptuous, scantily clad, 34DD size mother who told me she wasn't home. Realizing I had come from a distant place, she offered me a seat and some orange juice.
But just before I knew what was going on, she knelt before me, ripped out my zipper and filled her mouth with my aching, erect peniiis!
I was so petrified, I didn't even know when I took a huge blast on her face! Unknown to the two of us, some of my speerm cells found their way from her nostrils straight to her womb!
Now, she keeps calling my phone. She's having a baby in 8 months, and the child is mine!
Help me, guys!

#TeamGOM
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:49pm On Oct 23, 2014
@Safarigirl, I hope you all get my point now wink
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:41pm On Oct 23, 2014
StateOfMind:
Jero. tongue
Huh?
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:28pm On Oct 23, 2014
dashrink:
cheesy PSYCHESPADIA!
grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:20pm On Oct 23, 2014
Bottom line: It is important that we make these people as paranoid about Nhlanhla as they currently are about Tayo.
This bitterness would break the so-called SADC alliance apart somewhat, creating more chances for a victory. wink
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:13pm On Oct 23, 2014
This is the genesis...

Psychedelia:
Isn't it obvious?
The XFactor present Tayo won a few days back is still giving them (especially Alusa) nightmares, and they'd do anything in their power to blow any issue out of proportion and paint him bad; although, with Tayo, much work isn't required to achieve that goal, suffice to say.

Now, imagine what would happen if the same Tayo ended up winning the #SexiestHousemate contest next week. I contemplate a mass suicide happening by next week.
This is why I feel Nhlanhla should win this #SexiestHousemate award, so these idiots would be disunited when targeting 2 people at once.
Basically...

The more gifts he gets ---> The more paranoid Alusa and his minions get + the more arrogant Tayo gets ---> The more Alusa and crew try to rope him into as many damaging fights as possible ---> The more off-putting he appears ---> MUNYARIZATION
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 9:05pm On Oct 23, 2014
Dannyxy:
@psych, ochon and many other people that misunderstood the fight.

now, tayo is a typical naija guy, and he relates with the other guys in a typical naija way,
just the way I will insult a friend "you dey crase" "your mama" "your no get sense" and many more, that is how tayo jokes with them, but this guys(women) are so sensitive, that they take it personal. I don't think it's his fault that he is a typical Nigerian guy, and he relates the Nigerian way.
I dey talk about the quest to crown Tayo with every chocolate bar from the weekly Twitter contests, you dey talk about the fart fight.
My point is that we should tactically forfeit some of these weekly titles so these insecure pieces of shhiit would have some other housemates to hate on and not Tayo. Also, having him win them all would inflate his ego the more, and make him believe in this Ajani shhiit (trust me, isolation can do a lot to people). The gifts would make him believe the viewers are happy with his numerous fights, and lead him into engaging in even more senseless fights as the game progresses; just like Munya's survival made him believe he was untouchable.
I could give a fhuck about what's going on right now.

Hope you get me now.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by spade: 8:51pm On Oct 23, 2014
I'm taking "Psychedelia's" place for now until I can come up with an epic post as my 1000th comment tongue

PS: Nairaland still sucks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Are The Oldest Members Of Nairaland by spade: 10:06pm On Nov 26, 2013
lincy: My red alarm still dey boom, shout out to old fewnds on NL. So happy with the posetive change d web has done to Our society.pray we still do more before 2015.

Afam everly know u will make us proud

Dat's the landmark crest as a futo student.
Afam is a FUTO alumnus?
So am I! How come we haven't met?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Are The Oldest Members Of Nairaland by spade: 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2013
My ID also shows 2006, cuz it's been there, dude. But I can't take that credit, as I am merely a 'symbiote' possessing an ID that wasn't created by me - For I hanged the original "spade" from the courtyard balcony with a belt.
That's that shhitt.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Match Statistics For 2013 by spade: 4:45pm On Nov 22, 2013
BUTONEDAY: You did not mention the Nigeria vs Jordan match.

Jordan defeated Nigeria 1-0 at the Amman International Stadium in an international friendly played on Monday afternoon.

A 42nd minute strike from captain, Hatem Aqel was all the host needed to beat Stephen Keshi’s men as they continue preparation for their make or break 2014 World Cup qualifying play-offs against the Uruguayan national team.

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4093/nigeria/2013/10/28/4366178/jordan-1-0-nigeria-hatem-aqels-first-half-penalty-sinks
The Nigeria vs Jordan match was a game between home-based teams, and is not overseen by Stephen Keshi; neither is the team called "Super Eagles". They occupy a different niche.

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