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kgr28:Dude, I hate to disappoint you... ...But nobody on this thread was ever looking in South Africa's direction for votes, so you need to quit deluding yourself and your fake sense of importance; because, guess what, you are not. In all the three occasions Nigerians won the show, South Africa did not make it happen; so when you make your list, quit attaching your country here. I know it hurts your ego, but that is what it is. We are not checking for you, bro - this is a statement of fact. In all of Nigeria's victories (from Kevin to Uti to Karen), Ghana has voted for us, and we'll always be grateful. Even Kenya has supported us twice - and not just that - they even voted Uti over their Sheila during AllStars (despite Uti's friendship with Lerato, he was never voted by South Africa); so we find Kenyans more reliable than you South Africans anyday. It really amuses me how you keep piimping South Africa on this thread; but to avoid any confusion, let me show you the votes we currently hold out hope for: 1. Ghana (M'am Bea) 2. Uganda (Esther) 3. Mozambique (Trezagah, if we vote him) 4. Tanzania (Idris, if we vote him too) South Africa is not, and has never been, a factor; so stop getting worked up over nothing. Face your crumbling "SADC Alliance", because we're definitely not checking for you. We weren't checking for you in the past; we certainly won't be doing that now. |
ochon:You mean "Hello, hope you slept well" na the koko wey you dey find for Sokoto? ![]() Congratulations, bro. |
ochon:Sharrap. "People hate in others, what they see in themselves". You and Luis na one and the same, and your Samba dancers go hear am when it starts. |
ochon:Congratulations to Alex (whoever that is). Bros Ochon, but talk true, shey Nairaland wife na achievement for your eye? ![]() |
ochon:LOL ![]() Don't get it twisted - You're the Samba circus boys who think you have a piece of "ammunition" in the form of Dave Luis (in this case, Birthday e-Card yabbis). Na when we enter field you go count goals with your two hands ![]() |
ochon:What Germany did to Brazil. |
I said FORE PLAY, not PRE-INTIMACY for pete's sake! Seun's vocabulary is so fhucking childish. |
safarigirl:Nope. 3rd base does not count on my list, and that's the stage many of the people you mentioned above attained. Ofunneka was fingered, same with Beverly and Selly. There was no 'chemical combination', if you catch my drift ![]() Cleo and Hakeem? I only remember they smooched in the tub with Cleo toplless. I don't really count pre-intimacy as the actual 'thing'. Na 'pre-match training' be that one. Also, Feza and O'Neal didn't fhuck. They were praying inside, and that explained the muffled "Oh God" I kept hearing Feza say ![]() . . . . . . ...It could be 3rd base still. |
ochon:Wait. I don't get it. You mean you don't send people Birthday cards? Na "ammunition" you call that one? LOOOL! Oya now. In short, make you and Reincarnated come forward with the "ammunition" ![]() I go teach una the true meaning of "Ownage". ![]() |
Angola fhucked - Tatiana (with Richard) Botswana fhucked - Tawana (with Munya) Ethiopia fhucked - Betty (with Bolt), Danny (with some chic. Can't remember her clearly) Ghana fhucked - Keitta (with Mildred) Kenya fhucked - Nic (with Kim) First-timer Liberia fhucked - Luke (with Jessica) Malawi fhucked - Mzamo (with Leonel), Lomwe (with Kim) Mozambique fhucked - Leonel (with Mzamo), Mira (with Luis) Namibia fhucked - Meryl (straight sex with Mwisho, lesbian sex with Sheila), Jessica (with Luke), Luis (with Mira) Sierra Leone fhucked - Bolt (with Betty) South Africa fhucked - Abby (with Gaetano), Lerato (with Maxwell), Keagan (with Talia) Tanzania fhucked - Richard (with Tatiana), Mwisho (with Meryl), Bhoke (with Ernest) Uganda fhucked - Gaetano (with Abby), Ernest (with Bhoke) Zambia fhucked - Maxwell (with Lerato), Kim (with Nic and Lomwe), Talia (with Keagan) Zimbabwe fhucked - Munya (with Tawana). Verdict: Naija finally carried last. |
ochon: Fools. |
By the way, e be like say Nigeria na the only remaining country wey im housemates never fhuck since Big Brother start for 2002 oh (excluding newcomer Rwanda). I'll try to compile the list. |
safarigirl:If he were on my case, we'd both get banned ![]() I would personally see to that. |
safarigirl:This counts as an altercation ![]() |
dynamitee:From the little bits I've read here, is it just that Laveda maasturbated, or did she r/ape a fellow housemate in addition? |
Damn. I wasn't home last night ![]() Hope I didn't miss much. |
shezy:By "Nigeria vs Iran", I actually mean it's dead boring. It's a reference to one of the worst matches in World Cup history ![]() |
lumeviewscom:Okay naa. Unless you go the extra, extra, extra, extra, extra mile to hide it from detection and try to post like someone you're not, I go still fish am out if I mean am. But we go see. |
*whistles* Fweeeeeeew. Sooo... From the lack of posts and updates on this thread, is it safe to agree that Big Brother Hotshots is the "Nigeria vs Iran" of all BBAs? ![]() |
GHKWAME1:Kumasi no go kill person ![]() In one of the other movie clips, I saw something that looked like Prophet's nanosuit from the game, Crysis. |
GIYAZZ:Naaah. I just made that one up ![]() But it bears similarities to the kinda stuff you wrote then ![]() |
GIYAZZ:Hello everybody. Just last week, I went to visit my mixed race hispanic girlfriend at her place. However, when I got there, I was greeted by her voluptuous, scantily clad, 34DD size mother who told me she wasn't home. Realizing I had come from a distant place, she offered me a seat and some orange juice. But just before I knew what was going on, she knelt before me, ripped out my zipper and filled her mouth with my aching, erect peniiis! I was so petrified, I didn't even know when I took a huge blast on her face! Unknown to the two of us, some of my speerm cells found their way from her nostrils straight to her womb! Now, she keeps calling my phone. She's having a baby in 8 months, and the child is mine! Help me, guys! #TeamGOM |
@Safarigirl, I hope you all get my point now ![]() |
StateOfMind:Huh? |
dashrink: ![]() |
Bottom line: It is important that we make these people as paranoid about Nhlanhla as they currently are about Tayo. This bitterness would break the so-called SADC alliance apart somewhat, creating more chances for a victory. ![]() |
This is the genesis... Psychedelia:Basically... The more gifts he gets ---> The more paranoid Alusa and his minions get + the more arrogant Tayo gets ---> The more Alusa and crew try to rope him into as many damaging fights as possible ---> The more off-putting he appears ---> MUNYARIZATION |
Dannyxy:I dey talk about the quest to crown Tayo with every chocolate bar from the weekly Twitter contests, you dey talk about the fart fight. My point is that we should tactically forfeit some of these weekly titles so these insecure pieces of shhiit would have some other housemates to hate on and not Tayo. Also, having him win them all would inflate his ego the more, and make him believe in this Ajani shhiit (trust me, isolation can do a lot to people). The gifts would make him believe the viewers are happy with his numerous fights, and lead him into engaging in even more senseless fights as the game progresses; just like Munya's survival made him believe he was untouchable. I could give a fhuck about what's going on right now. Hope you get me now. |
I'm taking "Psychedelia's" place for now until I can come up with an epic post as my 1000th comment ![]() PS: Nairaland still sucks. |
lincy: My red alarm still dey boom, shout out to old fewnds on NL. So happy with the posetive change d web has done to Our society.pray we still do more before 2015.Afam is a FUTO alumnus? So am I! How come we haven't met? |
My ID also shows 2006, cuz it's been there, dude. But I can't take that credit, as I am merely a 'symbiote' possessing an ID that wasn't created by me - For I hanged the original "spade" from the courtyard balcony with a belt. That's that shhitt. |
BUTONEDAY: You did not mention the Nigeria vs Jordan match.The Nigeria vs Jordan match was a game between home-based teams, and is not overseen by Stephen Keshi; neither is the team called "Super Eagles". They occupy a different niche. |
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