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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:00am On Nov 09, 2013

god_of_music: Njokusboy, he didn't kill my game, I even thought it was fuNny how he found out
But, I didn't get to see that ultimate comeback today tho, I saw the wicked tin lastweek and I copied and pasted it on my phone Note. Waiting for the next E-diot to punch hard!!

And that brother had to be the E-diot

It's all good

#TeamGOM

Yeah, but that insult na die. Whoever wrote that thing really crafted the best post for such an iidiiotic fanfic. Infact, I think that post should be copied and pasted on all the Fanfic stories on the internet, especially the One Direction Harry & Zayn gay love fanfics.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:56am On Nov 09, 2013

Agbgift: Lol.
Amebo! Na who ask you na?

Just playing my part for the community grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:50am On Nov 09, 2013

Njokusboy, shey na me you dey talk? grin

I didn't mean to do what I did oooo.
I just couldn't resist. grin

Hahaahaa!

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:48am On Nov 09, 2013

dre11: @klisb and GOM una don start again
i thought u people have lay down low
nawa ooooooooo.
SMH..........................

What?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:35am On Nov 09, 2013

god_of_music: Oga relax

#TeamGOM

Hahahahahahahahaaaaa! grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:30am On Nov 09, 2013

god_of_music: Geeeez!!! I never knew this Asswipe can be so devoid from Common sense!
Is this not the same wrong headed bafoon who said he won't be replying me in any time
Or should I be made to believe that his frontal lobe was temporarily damaged at that time he typed in that sheet on this thread??

Ok oo! Lemme just keep entertaining his intensified idiocity since we all now know who the "kid" be

The ugly person keeps boomeranging on one word 'DUMB' . . . He can't even bring something new to the table to prove that he's not actually one!!! DEFINITION OF A •BORE•

Now our eyes are bleeding and our intellectual
minds have just suffered severe hemorrhaging,
knocking us down a rung and bringing us
horrifyingly closer to your stupidity level. Thanks to
you, we now have to go through psychotherapy for
the next six months in order to overcome this!

You don't like me?? *looks right* *looks left*
(←_←)(→_→)

Who cares

Do you contribute a dime in my life?? Niccur SHIFT!!!

#TeamGOM

LOOOOL! You got the bolded from that Fanfiction site where one of readers tore the author "Suethor" to pieces grin

, shey?
I remember that post was made since 2007. grin

- am I right? grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:00am On Nov 09, 2013

Kslib, your eye resemble the kind eye of pesin wey dey secretly peep girls as dem dey dress.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 9:57am On Nov 09, 2013

Reincarnated, you're a goat! grin

Who tell you say na me dey do dat thing?
I only watch on. I don't like posts... Errr... I swear grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 6:22am On Nov 09, 2013

^^ Whoa, whoa, guys, GOM, Kslib, take it easy. It's never that serious, dudes undecided

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Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by spade: 7:58pm On Nov 08, 2013

Uhmm... Please, could someone do something about that pest-control ad banner I keep seeing at the top of the thread, with a picture of a giant rat and a greesy-looking cockroach?
It is such a disgusting sight! What da hell!!? huh

Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by spade: 7:16pm On Nov 08, 2013

dominique: But make we talk true, these boys are very young. No bad belle must call them age cheats

Say hello to Ghana and Iran grin

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Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by spade: 7:12pm On Nov 08, 2013

Mehn, watching our Golden Eaglets as they recieve their awards, only a big bloody iidiiot would look at these guys, open his smelly mouth and call them "over-aged".

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Sports › Re: How Are You Celebrating The Golden Eaglets Victory? by spade: 7:06pm On Nov 08, 2013

These foolish boys who call themselves my friends are busy looting all the beer in my fridge all in the name of victory celebration.

Shacking all my beer and leaving only Dr. Pepper.
Tell me. Is that what friends do?

I'm done with this bunch.
Shopping for some new friends. Anybody wanna apply?

Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by spade: 6:30pm On Nov 08, 2013

Rastamann: The Mexican coach studied the Nigerian team well but the Nigerian ~~trainer~~ coach did not the technique required to study the Mexican team

https://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2009/09/Daniel-Plainview1.jpg

What is this one saying?

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Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by spade: 5:42pm On Nov 08, 2013

Yahaya is too damn SELFISH for my liking!
Jeez! Does this guy want to shine alone or what?

Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by spade: 3:50pm On Nov 08, 2013

But guys, let's also remember... During their first encounter, Mexico seriously dominated the game as well as possession; with Nigeria stealing goals via counter-attack.

Ever since then, the Mexicans have improved greatly in their defence, and appear to have also mastered the art of hogging the ball and dragging out the match like our senior team did against Ethiopia.

I'm confident we will end the day victorious, but I also hope the Mexicans are not the first to score tonight, for shhiitt might just hit the fan.

My 2 cents.

Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by spade: 3:41pm On Nov 08, 2013

Wow! So Group C hot like dis?

Taking 1st, 2nd and 3rd positions!!

If football were a game of mathematics, then Nigeria would be declared the winner automatically, having topped their group already grin

... But it ain't.

Wishing my Golden Eaglets the best tonight!

Properties › Re: Abuja’s Most Expensive Estates by spade: 3:31pm On Nov 08, 2013

The worst part is, the estates are not even worth the price tags attached to them.

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Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Calls Yvonne Nelson An Attention Seeker On Twitter by spade: 2:46pm On Nov 08, 2013

I agree with those boooobs.

Entertainment › Re: Nairalander Swiftboy Has Won The Best Rising Star Award Voting Contest. by spade: 2:43pm On Nov 08, 2013

COngratulations, dude!

And yes... I voted for you.

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by spade: 2:07pm On Nov 08, 2013

prof800: it's not print out.
there are four steps in the three pics...
If you've successfully gotten to the third step in pics two...
then in the last step in pics three, just play around with your pencil till you get your desired shape. It might involve you cleaning (erasing) a few times but you'll eventually get (except if you don't practise it)

Kai. I hate cleaning/erasing/modifying ehh!
Na to tear the whole thing and start afresh I dey usually do grin

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by spade: 1:58pm On Nov 08, 2013*

Onegai: Aha! I can see some issues with proportion. Can we work on that together please?

The nostrils and left eyesocket, right?

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by spade: 1:45pm On Nov 08, 2013

Here's the "Undead" zombie version of my last drawing. LOL grin

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by spade: 1:22pm On Nov 08, 2013

Onegai: Not bad at all! I really like this. My only issue is that it doesn't look aligned, like the right side is slightly higher than the left. It may be the way you photographed it.

Yeah, just took it using a camera phone. Can't figure out how to hold this thing to properly get the whole drawing without camera exceeding the drawing frame.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by spade: 1:18pm On Nov 08, 2013

quivah: scary!!!
This one dey vex oo

LOL! Na caricature na! grin

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by spade: 1:12pm On Nov 08, 2013

@Onegai: Your style is interesting.
Never quite tried drawing hands like that. Usually, it's just freehand all the way.

I'll try this technique

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Let's Draw! A Hand (Lessons on how to draw) by spade: 1:07pm On Nov 08, 2013*

Here's a quick sketch I just made. Took some odd 15 minutes.
Its style is heavily reliant on the Persian vernacular cartoon concept.

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Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim Named The Most Beautiful Woman In West-africa by spade: 9:46am On Nov 07, 2013

I don't really like her Indian features undecided

Music/Radio › Re: What Are Your Favorite Songs Of 2013 By Nigerian Artistes? by spade: 8:50pm On Nov 06, 2013

Jeez. Favorite Nigerian songs of 2013? As in, the ones recorded/released in 2013? Lord, this is hard.

Had this been overall, EtCetera, Darey, Samsong, Styl-Plus, Dat Nigga Raw, Asa and Obiora Obiwon for full am.
Well, Nigerian music has been largely underwhelming for me this year on a purely content-based level, but I'll make an attempt...

I don't know the title of this song, but I heard it in a Nigerian film, sung by Ransom Handsome, but lip-sync'd by Frank Artus in the move.

It goes like this:

"She called me Raaaaaaansooooom...
No do me bad thing
No break my heart eee
Don't hurt my feeeeeeeelinngs
No do me bad thinng
Nooo do me bad thing...

I don dey see some changes in you, nowadays
My wish na for you to grow and not to lose you.
Hearing her words, my conscience dey prrick me
Because I know, I'm guilty of the accusations
Maybe you don dey meet, higher people than I am, finer ladies than I am, lovely sisi's who dress pass.
But true true you know of course, that my love for you is pure
I'm so afraid to lose you now, nooo doo me baaad thing

She called me Raaaaaaansooooom...
No do me bad thing
No break my heart eee
Don't hurt my feeeeeeeelinngs
No do me bad thinng
Nooo do me bad thing..."

grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:28pm On Nov 06, 2013

Ishilove: She no send all of una, that's why

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