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Bimpin' ain't easy, homey!

Mariaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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This Steve guy's face dey like moin-moin sha.

I feel nothing but pity for the sad, revolting creature who opened this Twitter account:

http://www.twitter.com/TeamSeylia

Scrolling down the lifeform's Timeline reveals a very barren and empty life.

"Nothing much yo, I heard Seydou is getting a tattoo. What if he gets a tattoo of Talia's name? That would be awesome!!!"

^^ From the Twitter page.

They're no different from those "Seylia" supporters from last year who were pushing Seydou to forgive Talia and take her back after she humiliated him in front of 40 million viewers and over 18 African countries by having sex with his worst enemy 5 times. All they cared about was their filthy disgusting fantasy and not really about the wellbeing of the housemates.

Now, their new project is pushing Melvin into seducing a girl who already has a boyfriend, and having her betray her boyfriend in front of millions.
God forbid such people. I wouldn't even wish such "fans" on my enemies.

Truth be told, Mellish supporters are the lowest form of life.

I consider these people lower than seaweed

god_of_music: Guyzzzz you can't believe what my EYES are seeing!!! Mxit is still active for voting!! And Zimbabweans full here!!!

Please people, pay no attention to this guy's wrong information.
MXit voting is not valid.

Chrisbenogor: Why will anyone vote for bimp ? So Beverly can continue to mumu herself?
Nando all the way, bimp has done nothing whatsoever to stay.

Nando is a rapiiist waiting to happen.
That guy won't have any problems rapiiing a drunk Dillish if given half the chance.

This revolting creature needs to be shown the door.

Reports reaching me have confirmed that the Zimbos are trying to rig Angola for HaQUEEN.

chriskwaku: Just a random question.Between Vina of 2011 and Melvin who is more livelier and entertaining.?

@ otum please dont derail the thread

Melvin has more controversy trailing him. If it ain't the chics secretly pining for him, it's the brovahs trying to unravel him.

Vina was just a fake wannabe-Britico with the voice of a swamp mosquito, throwing herself at Lomwe.

SAGirl: Oh yeh and by the way, there is still Angelo to consider (should you have like absolutely no idea who to vote for)

South Africa can never lose when it comes to popularity vote. Cleo will get one vote and Fatima will get one vote, so even if Angelo gets one vote, he won't go nowhere.

All the same, I guess I can still spare a few votes for The Human Mop.

Guys, Namibians are voting Bimp!
Let's just equally vote the brotha so im no go carry last! Please help him, because the Zimbabwean Rigging Machine has been well-oiled tonight!

These people fit rig even "Egypt" put for the countries wey vote dem.

They are desperate. And when they're desperate, they're dangerous!

sholay2011: I really wish Beverly was from another country. ..not Nigeria cos I just know ppl wud pick Melvin over her whereas she has done more to deserve the prize so far.

Sorry boss, let's not push it. Let's not even push it..

Which Beverly? The same one wey dey sieze every opportunity to talk craap about Nigeria?
The same one wey openly talk say Nigerians are generally kidnappers?
The same one wey no even fit exercise self-respect by getting the phuck out of Bimp's bed, and instead choosing to throw herself at him, knowing he was engaged?
Is that the Beverly you're talking about?

I'm angry at Melvin for the yeye show he put up tonight and the time he wasted only to do something we already expected; but if it comes to who has sold Nigeria better? Then MELVIN TaKES THAT!

Melvin has managed to win the loyalty of Sierra Leone (he saved Bolt while Beverly constantly nominated him despite WA alliance), Namibia, and recently Ghana.

Beverly only has the support of Namibia but if she's up against Melvin, they're definitely voting him and not her!

Annabel, Feza, Cleo, Bolt, Dillish, Bimp, Motamma, Elikem, Selly, Huddah and Sulu have also spoken glowingly of how different he is from the usual loud, arrogant, obnoxious and aggressive stereotype they have of Nigerians!

Melvin has been asked about problems currently on our country's back (Boko Haram, Occupy Nigeria, etc) by the housemates and he has managed to intelligently answer them while erasing whatever negative preconceived notions they might have had!

Beverly on the other hand, runs her mouth without wisdom, producing countless cringeworthy moments, so please, spare me that story of yours.

Melvin is very stupiidd, that's for sure.
Na for him head Save and Replace begin? Cuz if I can remember, it was introduced in BBA2, and we're in the eight season now. That's 7 seasons of Save and Replace! Spare me that bullshiyaaaat!!!

Anyway guys, please, let's vote Bimp massively! The password is Bimp.

Let's do this please!

Why the hell did it take this dull boy so long?

russello: I'm really starting to like the "new" Pokello in the DH

I hate these BBA Articles.
They're too opinionated for my liking, and that completely kills neutrality. They shouldn't be the ones to help us think. We should be doing that for ourselves.

Emmadani: d only person dat am sure can save melvin now is dillish.

Add Beverly too. She's very loyal.

fork adict: Seven or six?
Keagan, Prezzo, talia, lady may, That drunk from Malawi, The ugandan. whose the seventh?

Oops. Mistake.

SAGirl: Pokello is not up this time around... so all Zim votes will go to Hakeem!

Who be dis?

THE AMAKA: Those votes will be hijacked by the riggers except for Nigeria

But i think Nigeria can outrig them sha. We just don't know yet. Lol

I think we already know.

Uti vs Munya, anyone?

russello: Capital NO!!
He actually nominated Pokello and Bimp

No bro, he nominated Pokello and Cleo.

russello: The truth is this.
1. Melvin will never put up Bassey cuz, he's more regional (west africa) conscious unlike our dearly Beverly who doesn't give a damn
2. Melvin is so saving Selly for some reasons including the one giving in 1.
3. Melvin can't save Bimp because of Selly
4. Melvin has two options...swaps Hakeem with Selly or swaps himself with Selly

He has another option: Refuse to swap, be put up for eviction, and get saved by Nigeria, ROA, Sierra Leone, Namibia and Angola.

GARRI~ WARLORD:
Three people might leave on sunday cos the contestants are now 18 in number and only 5 people will reach the finals..
So it means 13 more people have to go and if its 2 people per week getting evicted,then it means 12 people will go before the final,leaving us with 6 people and since biggy needs on 5,then 3 people have to go in a certain stage of the game..
Now which week will it be approppraite for 3 people to go if not this week.. Biggy will definately use this opportunity to balance the game...

Seven people reached the finals last year.

Choi! Nando nominated Selly!

So Nando av chop and clean mouth, then nominate?

Oh by the way, Dillish don begin dey distance herself from Melvin, getting close to Nando again

Nice

Maria spiced Melvin's game up

Dillish's phone number: +264812445018

Thank me later

pahgy: come to think of it, if Sulu wasnt swapped, den hakeem wud av gone home with no country votes

Damn! That's true! I for laugh eeeeeeh!

Woopsie!

Still, before Ghanaians choose to go solo, they must first repay us for the services we did Selly.

Simples!

GH PATRIOT: Hmmm! Well our neighbour have expressed an intent to go solo, let us welcome and reciprocate that intent.

Bia, you'd better not be talking about Nigeria o

Cuz I sure didn't see you guys vote Bolt tonight. And last I checked, he's from the West like us.

Selly was saved by Nigeria, Ghana and Sierra Leone. But this evening Bolt was up, y'all couldn't even repay his country. But na only Nigeria you dey point at.

Have you repaid Sierra Leone for their services to Selly?

No just come here to rack yeye sense oh, nanaboy

But come to think of it, Namibia foolishly voted for Nando last week, only for him to come back and serve them hard!

russello:

My broda, Naija cannot fit carry last oooo!