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IyawoTM: Ehen....I tot some1 wud mention it. During Ruby Diary session, I happen to switch the channel n it was Selly in the DR.
She told Biggie she likes Sulu VERY VERY much, dat Sulu get her, he's funny, and he's d most realest person in the house, and dat Sulu said he wants to marry her when they leave the house.
Biggie now said why must it be when they leave the house, why can't they have the marriage in the house?
At this point , I had to sit up cos all d while I think say she dey jones.
Selly blushed furiously and said 'haba Biggie, the guy has to propose first, meet her brother, pay her dowry, etc.
Biggie now asked her, if Sulu knows how she feels, she now said she would talk to Sulu first n get back to Biggie, but Biggie also can talk to Sulu about it.
Biggie now said 'he is anticipating seriously how her talk will go with Sulu". When she left the DR she went straight to Sulu to cuddle him, na now my eye clear well say d babe no dey lie.
Wish them all the best o...but wetin go come happen to her Sulu look alike partner wey dey back in Ghana?

Selly is another jonzing girl. Don't take her seriously.

She strikes me as one of those girls wey dey form "High Class Accra City Babe".

You really think she'd want to settle down with a Taxi Darraiva? ARABANKO!

SamConquer: The Reason why the Women where Squeezing their Faces cause Of Your Presence, was Because You Farthed.I heard SouthAfricans have degree in ''Farthology''(the deadly and smelling type)

Biko which one come be dis kwanu?

dmalam: Maria; "i do sleep on melvin's bed bcs its closer to d a.c than my bed"

Whts d meanng of dt?

Story story!
Dat one na jonzing she dey do herself.

OMG! Did you guys watch Feza's Diary session? O' Neal has been friendzoned by Feza!

According to her, she only has two targets in the house - One is in the Diamond House (Melvin), while the other has become a friend (Elikem). Outside that, O'Neal is just a friend to her now.

This girl is so fake! Looks like her game plan is to chase after men she can't have. She wants a daddy for her son

Motamma's got asss fo DAYYYYYZ!
She also has the fittest body! Simply looking at her would tell you she takes good care of her body, not just from her workout routine, but what she eats.

This lady strikes me as the type that spends 80 percent of her time "detoxifying" her system (ie. Taking lots of water, etc.)

and those solid, prominent, well-defined cheek-bones and perfectly sculpted jaw-line just get me tripping.

If say na me be Melvin, na this one I go truly pursue, not even Dillish, Feza, Maria, Pokello or Selly (okay, I'd consider Selly cuz she got a dumb bootay).

It's also an added bonus that Motamma is feeling de boy, so na easy access be dat oh

lumeviews.com:
The "writers" on the official big brother site can't write to save their lives. Either amateurs or just full of crap!

You should read the vile, poisonous junk they were writing about Luclay during his season (BBA Amplified). Using words like "this reckless behavior, which has come to be known as a daily sport to the arrogant South African".
It got so bad I began to wonder if the site had turned to a Luclay hate site.

And let's not forget the rubbish they were writing about Uti and Sheila.

Maria slept on Melvin's bed once again.
Melvin tried to chase her away using farts, but the girl no gree.

If anything, let the "Nigeria" vote be registered under Elikem's name on Sunday. It's the least we could do.

I'm not too sure about the Roaring Lion vote though. Let the Ghanaians carry on from there.

Elikem will be fine.

Alright folks, let's do it for Ghanaman Elikem.

His entertainment value is definitely not in doubt, cuz if it wasn't for him and his crazy decisions with women, we wouldn't have that epic showdown we had this afternoon with Pokello and Selly.

So, vote for E-L-I-K-E-M!!

Amen... And amen!

Holy sheeet! Annabel throws Motamma to the wolves!

Smart game, I must say. Bold and daring!

PS: Selly is a thousand times more beautiful than Beverly, and I'm Nigerian, born and raised.

Take it from the men.

Why is this even an argument?

LOL What!!? Did anybody watch Motamma's Diary Session?
She says she believes Melvin has feelings for her

Kslib: Chineke!! The person wey snap dat pishure con make d thing look like say maria dey phuuck melvin from behind..

Melvin just dey there dey do fine boy, instead of getting down to business sharp sharp!

otumfour: Correction there paddy, its was (Ewe)

And damn, Elikem and Selly don die for this thread....see name calling


btw, if not for Natasha, Beverly wud have bn the ugggiiiiiesst in tha house (tht forehead could be used as a blueprint for the new Toyota Matrix).......


Elikem talks too much dammit......I love Selly tho, she cool as furk

Sorry, my bad. Thought it was Twi. Which of the languages has the widest coverage, by the way?

Are you talking about Elikem and Selly getting verbally slaughtered on this thread? Trust me, this thread is heaven compared to Twitter. Just go there and type in "Elikem" on the search bar. Your eye go open.

E no get any insults wey no dey there at the moment.

Selly has asss for days. I'll definitely give her that. Elikem's game only stretches to the point of roping in a woman, but not on "sealing the deal" (if you know what I mean), hence the situation he's found himself today.

That... And his inability to keep a secret.
Are you aware it was Selly who told him who she saved and replaced? But instead of codedly keeping it to himself, he mumuishly went on and blabbed to Pokello.

All the women in the house are sexy to me (that would also include Natasha if she does some work on her abdominal area), so this una discussion na jonzing to me.

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Maria and Melvin playing in his bed last night.

Make una kukuma begin dey open your DSTV Connect accounts oh!
Use Mailinator addresses if possible.

This post will self-destruct in 10 minutes.

If the action going on at the Ruby house is anything to go by, then Elikem ad Selly are finished!

Apparently, Bassey called in the housemates to settle the beef between Pokello and Selly, and things got out of hand.

Hakeem had told Elikem to be careful around Natasha. Elikem told Selly, Selly told Sulu, and Sulu told Natasha! - Now Hakeem is roundly hated in the Ruby House.

The Rubies brought his name up in the heated exchange, Cleo came to his defense saying it wouldn't be fair to talk about him when he wasn't around there to defend himself, and Sulu cut her off on it asking why it was okay for Hakeem to discuss him (Sulu) in the Diamond House but wasn't okay for the Rubies to discuss Hakeem in the Ruby House.

Pokello took offense to Elikem and Selly's usage of vernacular (Twi language) when gossipping with each other, and Selly implied Pokello was merely jealous of her closeness to Elikem. Pokello said she was merely curious to know in what type of country it was okay for "brothers and sisters" (in this case, Elikem and Selly) to touch eachother in very sensitive areas (namely Selly's boooobs).

Pokello also recalled the cranberry juice spilling incident, and said she really believed Selly did it on purpose with malicious intent, and that she (Selly) showed no genuine remorse regarding her deplorable attitude.

Selly and Pokello went on and on with their heated exchange while Elikem stared silently like a wounded mouse. This guy is a bit of a wuss, to be honest with you. What an embarrassment.

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You might want to rephrase that to Maria sleepin in melvin's bed and not maria sleeping with melvin in his bed. although i would love to see that happen sha.

I doubt if there will be any convincing sexxual act this season. oh what a dry season. first, it was the eviction of the most entertaining housemate, then no sexxual encounter. even BB Amplified was able to furnish me with that

Bros naaa I wanted to make my post as tantalizing as possible, na why I put am like dat.
And as for your wish, relax naa! We only just rounded up Week 3. And even at that, aren't Bolt and Betty's sexcapades good enough for you?

I'm sure there's more to come, although I don't think Melvin would want to be part of that action. Dude strikes me as an "OverChineke" type of guy. Mountain on Fire tins.

Anyhoo... I guess it's still safe to say Angelo is a thing of the past. Gone and completely forgotten.

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Maria sleeping with Melvin in his bed this morning.
I swear, this Angelo go get serious heart attack and even more wrinkles on his old face when he sees this.
Cuz this girl chanced him so badly all the time he chased her the Ruby house. Kai!

In the end sha, I'm just glad Melvin was smart enough not to get himself involved with that Feza mess.
The girl's game plan is just to chase shadows and boost her ratings using men... (that's kinda Elikem's game plan too, but with women in his case)

Mehhn, O'Neal has really succeeded in talking Feza into nominating Elikem

The guy's a game player! First he talked Cleo out of joining Hakeem, then he talked Elikem's beloved into nominating him and leading to Elikem's ultimate elimination

kai!

It also sucks now that Feza has simply moved on to O'Neal and doesn't give a fudge about Elikem. She even nominated his azzz. Gawd! I just hope Melvin isn't swapped tonight so we can all unite for Ghanaman. Cuz I tell you, it would really suck if he's shown the door at this point, cuz his weekly diary would look something like this:

Week 1: Admired by Feza
Week 2: Friendzoned by Feza
Week 3: Forgotten by Feza
Week 4: Nominated by Feza and her new boyfriend
Week 5: Evicted!

Choi!

What's really funny is that Elikem told Pokello the reason he wanted Feza and Fatima in the house was because he was certain none of those women would nominate him and he would be free for a very long time.
...but little did the loverboy know that, not only did Feza (whom he once said he loved) nominate him; he also racked up votes from his former Diamond mate Angelo.

Shame man... Just when you think you've got the game all figured. I swear, this game is not easy.

Guys, I think O'Neal's new relationship with Feza is driving Cleo crazy and the jealousy has set in. This is evident in her nomination of Feza.

I think Cleo secretly harbors feelings for O'Neal in a way. She connects intellectually with O'Neal in ways the blond Hakeem could never even dream of.
It was O'Neal who talked sense into her regarding her initial plan to move to the Diamond house. He was also against the plan of bringing Hakeem to their house. He nominated Hakeem on the first day of nomination, too.

If you also remember, it was O'Neal who designed Cleo's avatar for her, and after she crushed his spirits by presenting it to Hakeem the jock, O'Neal made a smart back-up move and gave his own avatar to a brotha (Biguesas).

But now, with his new romance with Feza, this has left Cleo feeling quite jealous regardless of the fact that she had him in the friendzone.

This should also serve as a lesson to other guys on how to beat the friendzone; cuz believe it or not, one of the worst things a woman hates is when she learns her suitor has got other options (even if she doesn't like the guy).

Maria was in Melvin's bed... Again.

I swear, this our guy is dulling seriously.

Can't you see she wants the D?

OMG! Just got this from Twitter:

"Elikem should leave the Big Brother House to join Jesse Jagz and Vic O in the fight to be Nixoderm ambassador instead of being a snitch"

Yinkade: My fav housemates are nando, natasha,cleo,bassey, angelo sulu And BEVERY in natashas voice......I initially liked pokello..till she started forming boss....same reason with bolt....melvin seems a little reserved....not a fan...starting to like selly too

I swearrogad, Bolt's swag strikes me as someone who has lived in Ilepeju for a very looong time. Ultimately sha, this dude is a goner, so I won't bother with him.

I'm cool with Angelo though - he's just there, but I don't think I'd really want to waste my cheddahs on him if he comes up. Public opinion on him seems to lean towards "indifferent" - just like me. He ran to Ruby House in pursuit of Maria, not knowing she had a thing for Melvin instead and had used the fake boyfriend story to keep him at arms length. Now wey de girl don leave am (the sole reason he went there in the first place), he's now stuck moping around like a hobo, with even more wrinkles on his already old face.

As for Natasha, she's like that trainwreck you just can't stop watching. Entertaining? Definitely.
Do you like her? Nein Danke! (No thanks!). She's been lucky enough to be up against featherweights. But when push comes to shove, she's outta there.

Pokello is a sexy bore. Not too into her, but seeing the Zim rigging machine is well oiled this year, I see her surviving nominations until she's up against Hakeem. She's intelligent and mature, but does nothing for me except the love problem with Elikem which just started in full gear on Friday.
However, things might just get interesting if she's moved to the Diamond house (I remember she once said she liked Melvin as well).

Beverrrrrry is the 2nd installment in the Nkenna series . Let's just leave it there

I don't have a Twitter, my broda. I just dey lurk like say tomorrow no dey. Don't want to get involved, cuz I've got some addiction problems
I better not fully dabble in it

Yinkade: Lmaooo @spade I am right here silently reading.....I like natash truee cos of drama the house is to dull for someone like that to leave.....btw I am team beverly sha...you?

I'm team Nando - Melvin (fine boy, no pimples) - Maria - Sulu International and Selly (sorry, I have been hypnotized by that delicious nyash) - and of course, Bassey.

In all sha, we'll see as the days go by

And as for last night's results... That one no be rigging again; na RINGIM!

By the way, some of una wey watch follow Nairaland during the AllStars season go remember me.

I just dey read silently as per usual.

Where my people Stankayy and the others dey? As well as Yinkade (dat one dey support Natasha for Twitter).

I dey greet oh!

Guys, please, don't forget Obodo Biguesas and Obodo Dillish in the voting tonight. No just assume say Melvin don get the latter area just because of his closeness to Maria and Dillish, especially considering the fact that he's most likely going to be up against the Zim machinery.

Make we try get Angus, Nnamdi, even Ethelbert (never mind Iyawo Bolt - we go just talk say her conservative country no dey feel am again) and some "Roaring Lions" on our side to add to our Naija if you know what I mean

dederocs: Most wanted?
By whom...

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