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bk.babe97y:
Oh, boy! And the gay Yorkishire sees its brother scrapping and it catches a hard-on! Shoo, homo dog!

Repeating the same lines that got you whipped on prior occasions . Remember that saying about a "x" type of man being the type that'll do the *same thing over and over again but expecting a different result?

What do they call those type of people again?

Yep, thats you! A mad man!

That's it? That's the best wretched junk you're able to muster? Mehn, you're thick!
And to think you're the half-decomposed donkeyshit who says he'll make my life miserable. What? With these infantile preschool yaks? You should consider taking dissing lessons from that meat-head Becomrich, cuz even he sounds more intelligent than your worthless stup!d a§§. And that's saying something

bk.babe97y:
Oh, no need to regale me with tales of your antics Mr.Billy Badaszz!

Just be patient. When the time comes I'll serve it to u by the bucketful. . . . I dictate battles on my own terms.

Be prepared to borrow more I.D's from friends. Dont forget to request from family too.

I'll still be using this one while I run you thru 20. Like I said tho, keep it up!

p.s:btw, wtf is "Keep up with the basement-dwelling"?!! Roflamo!

LMAO. Just the way I love it! The boy still doesn't get it. Anyways, like I already said, first ask her about me. I'm sure she's already got the idea. It would do you a whole lotta good, so as to prevent you from sounding so totally clueless, like you are right now.
Oh, and on your question about basement-dwelling? Maybe you should consider performing that reading exercise you earlier suggested for me. It could come in pretty handy in aiding your poor comprehension skills.

bk.babe97y:
Right! 20 cap28s and 500 Ezueches, plus 10,000 other bigoted Ibos of your choosing could not best me in[b] shiyyt talking.[/b]

Of course not - Why would anyone want to 'best' you in your show of stark illiteracy and stupidity? Keep up with the basement-dwelling, monkeyboy. Unfortunately, nobody's interested.

Now is not the time. . . not in the mood at all.

But u can keep pushing, when the time comes I'll make your experience here on NL as miserable as can be. Keep it up.

LMAO!! This just confirms you're a clueless pawn afterall. Let me get something straight - you actually think I'm new here? Little boy, I've been here since 2005, and ran on sooo many IDs cuz I was just so 'terrible' as some would put it. Boost your brain up to speed and check the older pages of the Politics section. I've actually been here before you. Forget say I just dey use this ID which was actually given to me by a friend.
Infact, your friend Ileke-Idi (FL Gators) is even in a better position to tell you who I am, cuz in the Romance section, I actually moonlighted under the handle with the initials of 'AB' and another with just the initial 'O' - and I was banned on a regular basis cuz I gave them so much hell. Haha! So I should be telling you, dumbo!

bk.babe97y:
What a pity!

What a shame!

These are the likes people like Katsumoto, Aigbofa, Fstranger, Sefago, Kobojunkie, Buhari and co are risking their lungs, crying themselves hoarse ova?!?!

Wow!

Don't worry, keep trying. Maybe someday, you'd eventually sum up the much needed courage to pull your head out of your gaping a§§.

bk.babe97y:
So, Cap28 is a diseased horse?

ROFLMAO!!!

So, you finally admit you got massively owned by Caps28?
Ey, you've just butchered yourself with your own dumb post.

Now, that's something I can 'LMAO' at - a manchild wailing because a dude laughed at a diss that ripped him to pieces. What a dullard

bk.babe97y:
No need to "LMAO"!

Hes used that same weak line for almost two years, surprisingly, BEFORE YOU NOONE HAS EVER PAID THAT LINE ANYMIND. Dare I say "Like-minds"?!

And ure in Nigeria where the lights could go out at anytime. . . . Dont you think u'll be doing yourself, and your nation, some justice by  using the 3 hrs/week electricity you get to read up on things that could benefit you/her instead of cackling around like a Jackal?!

Very funny but cheap and mediocre line, my half-baked spastic friend. So wait, lemme' get this straight - E dey vex you say I laff at the thorough finishing he gave you? Eiyaah. Unfortunately, you're gonna have to get used to it whether you like it or not, because the dude has infact humiliated you. 'Like Minds'? Is that it? Chei, how weak. You're obviously a victim of severe cretinism to think I'd be bothered by such a wretched line from a clueless dunce as yourself. If you hadn't spent allday playing around NL liked a crack-dullard, then maybe I would've taken your poorly constructed diss a little more seriously.
Now, gently go engage your failed life in more productive ventures - like getting anally molested by diseased horses.

But seriously guys, why all the bickering? No, the body of analogies ain't perfect, but I don't remember the OP ever claiming it was.
If I'm to be honest with you, I thoroughly enjoyed reading it, because most of the elements rang quite true.
I see no reason why this should generate so much bitterness and rage between the TXT Warlords we have in here.

Yeesh! You guys take the internet waaaayyy too seriously.

cap28:
You are an example of why it is important for people to stay in school, first of all you have the reading and comprehension ability of a 2 year old , therefore to attempt to even discuss and analyse a work as complex as animal farm is like expecting a mentally handicapped 2 year old to analyse Das Kapital, YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL ILLITERATE, LEAVE INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS TO YOUR BETTERS AND CONCENTRATE ON WHAT YOU KNOW BEST GANGSTA RAP AND GANG BANGING.

LMAO!!!!!

^^

Ha ha ha! Beaf gets caught out again.

chuks01:
these northerners are so funny, yesterday we saw a very large crowd in jigawa welcoming ribadu, now the crowd in kaduna is crazy, it seems they are jobless and have no jobs, even if i become an aspirant i will still get crowd like this oo,

but i must confess the Buhari crowd that i am watching on AIT beat jonathan crowd combined in all the north he has visited oo

Chei!! See yawa!

honeric01:
CPC rally in Kaduna just pulled a crowd of about 2 million people, gosh!!! watch AIT and Channels if you doubt me.

Bros ayy, Supply us with updates naaaa!! Don't leave us in the dark here.

90% of people in Nairaland will not even vote - So, does it matter?

Maybe if you sang that to yourself in the evil forest, while waving a white fowl around your neck, it might just turn out true.

deols:
My vote was for Ribadu but it seems am decamping. . .BB all da way

My sister, you are not alone on this one oo!!
Check the previous pages of this thread - my vote was for GEJ - but omo mehn! From his clueless antecedents, I comfortably rescind my vote.

@Jarus -- Please, is there a way you could add a feature that enables a user to "Eject" his/her previous vote?

Nonetheless, my vote goes to Buhari/Bakare oo!!
To hell with the Fresh Fart 2011.

obinna5000:
@spade
TOY STORY 3 won two awards for Best Animated Feature and Best Song (We Belong Together by Randy Newman). Not bad at all.

THE FIGHTER also won two awards for Best Supporting Actor (Christian Bale) and Best Supporting Actress (Melissa Leo).

Yeah man, I'm so happy! After Katzenberg and his Dreamworks bribed and rigged the credibility-devoid Annie Awards, I told myself they needed to be shamed at the Oscars.

And Christian Bale's win was the icing on the cake for me. Real shame about Chris Nolan snub, though. Don't know why the Academy keeps treating him this way.

EHEN!
Oya, where are those two people, Sisi Kill and Iice, wey dey tell me say 'How To Train Your Dragon' go beat Toy Story 3?
Una see am? Not only did my favorite win for best Animation, it also walked out with the best Song victory - making it 2 OSCARS! As opposed to How To Train Your Llama, wey no even win anything CHAA CHAA!
Hahahaha! Damn.

My goodness! What a BEASTiful dude!!!
Na dream I dey dream so? Cuz mehn, this ex-Prez na serious "DeWORWOR.com"
Choi! Which kind rubbish smile be dat?

BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
I'm laughing so hard at these petty, spineless and shallow-minded Yoruba tribalist lepers who are so desperately trying to make themselves feel better about their hollow, shameful and mediocre lives by clipping Igbos into this discussion.
From this thread, we can all see who the sorry cowards truly are.

Exactly whose fault was it you couldn't stop a bunch of militants? And cap it off, not only did they BANISH you from your OWN land, they also kidnapped your Oba, to be anally used and gang-banged as a sex slave in their base! OMG!
And we can also see how it's just taken only 2 igbos (Chyz and EzeUche) to humiliate these guys - same way it's just taken only a tiny platoon of Ijaw militants to SACK these buffoons from their own town.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
All hope isn't lost, though. Just wait a couple more months, and you're sure to get your Oba back -- when they done viciously ravaging and pulverizing his butt-hole of course.

Look at your Oba pleading with them:

Oba: "Cum in my crown, my a§§ is sore"

A policewoman gives birth to a bouncing baby boy at the Okpara square clinic, while Governor Chime decides to pop champagne in celebration

Ndi Eke discovered bom-boy as Governor Chime prepares to pop champagne? :-/

Wow. Didn't realize I got a post from this handicapped cretinous little toad, Alj Harem.

great whatyyt u better go check your head pefore you start posting trash here

Amen.
But wait oh, lemme' I ask you a simple question :: If niggas like me dey talk, wasted rotten fleshbags like you dey cut in? Eh?
I was going to flame you hard for your imbecillic comment; but from reading a few of your equally wretched comments and realizing you're just about as educated as a fecal skidmark, I'll pardon your stupidity just this once.
You can give your leprous fingers a rest from that keyboard now. Gently retire to your moldy cave, fool.

@nwabobo: You forgot the great Nnamdi Azikiwe!!

Beautiful. Just the way I love it. Already getting antagonistic? And I'm just warming up
She got me laughing hard with her last post, which was riddled with so many logical inconsistencies, as well as failed attempts at wise sarcasm (which have all flopped hard, of course); but it turns out this new post of hers is even worse. I've had meaningful debates with many reasonable individuals who, very much unlike you, have got the intelligence, substance and sense of sound objectivity to actually back up their claims effectively. So, my dear Kobojunkie, on this here thread, I'm going to have the sweet pleasure of properly exposing you for the shamefully clueless and condescending individual you truly are. And these are my points:

Kobojunkie:

BACK UP!!!! So, you DO ADMIT you sensed the sarcasm in my post. I reveal to the blind attack dogs that it was really sarcasm but based on what I have read over and over from their gang on here. I then proceed to tell him that if he feels he can disprove it though, he would have to check the archives, at least the last 3 years to disprove a sarcastic statement, yet you continue? Yet you feel your rambling [/b]on then is MEANINGFUL?

WOW . . .  this is truly unbelievable . .   

I am sorry . . .   I have work to do.

[b]Point #1: Victim Complex
First and foremost, I find it funny you actually typed this heaping mess of a post above, when it is glaring to every reader in here that this diatribe of yours holds absolutely no water. Or are you also being 'sarcastic' once again?
Here - let me revisit the chain of events just to boost your brain up to speed:
1. Kobo tries to be funny
2. Houvest objects
3. Kobo demands evidence
4. Kobo gets outsmarted and taken to the cleaners
5. Kobo, realizing she had just been defeated, decides to focus on Houvest's choice of words (seriously, exactly how pathetic are you?)
6. Kobo gets SCHOOLED
7. Kobo meaninglessly rambles on about being attacked
8. Spade shows her the error of her ways
9. And the wailing continues.

Yeah, that's more like it. I hope this tackles each and every one of the meaningless garbage you just typed up there. Next.

PS:
"You do have access to the dictionary, right? Now look up the word ATTACK and it's application. When someone says "Obviously its never beneficial to argue with a junkie", you instinctively know that the person is NO LONGER REFERRING TO THE OPINION EXPRESSED but the INDIVIDUAL EXPRESSING THE OPINION, hence the use of the word ATTACK."
I already posted it earlier for someone else and felt you maybe need it at this point.

Point #2: Hypocrisy And Desperation
Wow! You know what I find funny? In your desperate attempt to actually score some cheap points, you've unwittingly butchered the same thing you've been preaching to people all along, which is the practice of Reading And Processing. Now, could you please carefully read my posts and tell me exactly when I made[b] any[/b] personal attacks in your direction resembling the above quoted?
You see? You were so quick to paint me black, but only ended up exposing your own hypocrisy. You been wan open my yansh make we believe say you dey rack sense, but as God dey work things, na im you come open your own yansh, much to your self-humiliation.
I've seen your antics on other threads, where you constantly charge people on to "Focus on the argument" - but isn't it just funny that, after getting served by Houvest on this thread, you resorted to picking on his usage of the word, "Spurious," instead of actually focusing on the subject matter?
With all these blatant goofs of yours, exactly how do you expect educated people to take you seriously, when you have astronomically failed to practice what you preach?

Low self-esteem only applies to the one who, once he sees the word ATTACK used in a statement thinks it is something about the individual using it.

Unfortunately, that is a shallow, meaningless and illogical lie. And this baseless statement of yours only goes to confirm Point #3: Mediocre Intelligence In Comprehension, and Poor Argumentative Skills
Your poor self-esteem, in this context, comes from your negativity and eagerness to brand me an 'attacker' simply for politely calling you out to order on your predictable tactics. What this means, in your case, is that you lack the power to handle even the slightest form of criticism, seeing that you perceive anyone who dares not agree with your distorted arguments as a 'dog.' Case in point? Me.

Ahhhh
It's totally hilarious how these misinformed armchair critics, when the music isn't going the way they'd hoped, fire away on a laughable state of grandscale damage control. And these comments by Kobojunkie serve as generic evidence:

Kobojunkie:
Please, do tell! What Point did he make? I made a SARCASTIC claim based on years of claims made by various individuals on Nairaland about how decisions are made in Iboland. He comes in, and tells me it is a lie, don't you think if he really felt it was false, it is on him to prove me wrong?

Oh, quite the contrary. If you truly meant those words of yours as 'Sarcasm' (knowing very well they were false), then you shouldn't expect anyone to give you any serious or honest answers in the first place - and this only goes to properly confirm that you're not to be taken seriously either. What this would mean, in the end, is that you really did deserve the kind of feedback you recieved with your ill-fated attempt at witty 'Sarcasm'. Sad but true.

And did you miss the SARCASM in the statement there too?

Of course not. I sensed the 'Sarcasm' in your post, which is why I didn't bother replying it in the first place. Err. . Duh.

Apparently others didn't but those of you who felt you needed to defend something did.

Purely subjective, purely irrelevant.

The second statement was MY OPINION of the morons on here which YOU AGREED TO. But now are suddenly backtracking on so you can, what? Support your friend? ROFLMAO!!

Backtracking? Madame, I'll have you know that the part of your comment I support is the incessant ethnicity-inspired personal attacks which actually have no bearing to a thread's initial subject matter. But for you to brand my comments as 'Backtracking' or 'Supporting' only goes to prove beyond reasonable doubt to any on-lookers on this thread, that you, as usual, are deluded. Too bad, so sad.

I am sorry but it is definitely a problem with READING AND PROCESSING OF INFORMATION, one you somehow lost on too . . .  dude, the word SPURIOUS implies something fake or false. How can MY opinion or a SARCASTIC claim be fake or false? Matter of Fact, what he, or you could have done was go through years of posts by people such as himself, @onlytruth, @ezeuche, @dede1, @eziachi, and all the other nairaland self-proclaimed ibo agberos to show that that is or isn't what they have ever said in all the years . . .

I believe I've already handled this one, with all due respect.

attacking me only showed he, and essentially you are just acting out like dogs and nothing more.

This last piece just confirms your inferiority complex - because I went through my posts, and never found a single shot fired in your direction. But then, for you to see my arguments as personal 'attacks' just goes to prove you actually do feel offended when faced with a much more intellectually superior opponent.
And if that's the case? Then all I've got to say is: "Heaven help you"

However the poster in
question has a tendency to
bracket every poster that has
pro Ohaneze views as a
nonentity or brainless

Well, I wouldn't know, as I haven't quite extensively interacted with the fellows in the Politics board enough to. However, my statement was made from experience, when I witnessed a staged tribal war from a stray zealot. But then again, most of these posters might not even be who they claim to be, as the anonymity of Nairaland affords them the privilege to assume whatever moniker or ethnicity they so deem fit at any point in time.
All the same. . . Whatever.

Kobojunkie:
You still haven't substantiated your claim that my OPINION, and VIEW, are false . . .

Neither have you substantiated your claim that there's even a shred of logical truth in your 'view' and 'opinion.'

My goodness, why are you even turning this into a personal attack? All that is requested of you is logical support to your MASSOB claims, and you're hyperventilating already?
Please, ma'am, if you want to be taken seriously, support your wild claims with intellectually-balanced proof, and THEN we can talk.

Oh, and one more thing - you might want to cut down on the "ROFLMAO", as it so does not help your case right now.
Keep that restricted to the Ebute Metta beerparlours.
Thanks

Kobojunkie:
^^^ First off, copying the meaning is not same as learning it. You actually have to READ IT, PROCESS IT's meaning, to understand why your rant has been a silly one. But then again, I DOUBT you actually READ cause it seems more like you REACT first and then you look around to count how many brownie points ndi otu gi are willing to dole out to you for your tirade (not sure if you even use your head later) . . .lol

Nnem, go and rest, e hear? The guy has outsmarted and finished you.
In truth, you keep going on and on in CAPS, telling people to 'READ and PROCESS,' when you can't even do so yourself. I was actually waiting for your attempt at refuting any of his points, but just as I expected, you shifted the goal post to his choice of words, further going to confirm my earlier notion that, when faced with an educated opponent, you're just another condescending layman afterall.
E don do, e hear? You can go hide your face now.

Wahala dey o!

Kobojunkie:
lol . . . moment of weakness ??  . . .  It's just that I find it disturbing how these nonentities continue to paint Ibos in such vile, despicable, colors on here!

In a way, true. There are some people in here I find quite overzealous with the ethnocentric style of reasoning. But then, like many other Igbos in real life, they do not speak for me.
Sometimes, it gets quite exasperating, to be honest.

Ah well *shrugs* It's all for the laughs, I suppose.

houvest:
STRANGE LOGIC. Granted that this is not a court of law,however, if you wish your posts to be taken seriously you should submit yourself to the law of evidence which clearly states that the burden of proof is on he that asserts not on him that denies, "semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit". This being just an internet discussion forum, you do not carry the burden of proof and so are free to make assumptions, but to be taken seriously, you must assume that burden before you make your assertions, else, anyone can come up and make any claims and ask others to prove him wrong instead of proving himself right. That of course will make such posters unserious posters and have the danger of making the forum an unserious one.

Beautifully crafted response! Good one, my brother.

CHOI! Pieces!!
Omo mehn, see as una take carry mouth baptize the woman.
LAUGHING MY A§§ OFF!
True true, she no try at all oh.
By the way, wetin she dey find go there sef?

Grand. This shameful event on this here thread is one of the reasons I'd never get to take you glorified illiterates in the Politics section seriously.
Isn't it just funny that even the thread creator has managed to derail his own thread without even knowing it? From a discussion about the Northern secession, to the Yoruba ethnic background of a man in BENIN REPUBLIC. Wow. Of course, not forgetting how the Igbo name always MIRACULOUSLY manages to pop up in the idle discussions of the underachieving mediocres.
But then again, I suppose it would be grossly unrealistic to expect otherwise from a sad collection of miserable loners afterall.

Such a waste.