₦airaland Forum

beautycrush24:
Oga EmmyK abeg you fit post picture of better noise-canceling mic wey person fit use record voiceover? Cos all this background noise fit give person HBP

Madam the madam, you dey do whiteboard animation?

See more what, ehn? Is that how you use to see other news that you read?

Sorry o, are Jack Ma or Jack Lee?

Mentcee:
Buhari is actually a fool.

Gentlemen, you may now pre-order a copy of my new book titled THE IDIOT CALLED BUHARI.

press like to order Pls.

Thanks.

Well I done place my order. Your book came out at the same time with my own, "How the Foolish Fool from Daura fools himself with Cut and Join Economic Management Style". For the e-book copy hit like and share if you want the hardcopy.
Make any Gambari and Afonja no quote me here o, because when una do una own with El-rufai, Lai Mohammed and Ameachi I no quote any 'bagar' o.

Why are you guys castigating her for heaven sake? Hers is not like others who have a breast but go ahead to enlarge it, her was completely absent and flat. And common how can any man find her attractive without a breast? How many of us men, God forbid, will not jump to an offer having a John Thomas' implant if were to have been born without our rod in between our legs? A beg make INA free her.

IpobExposed:
Jonathan u shall suffer for this hardship u caused to Nigerians

May your life remain exactly as Buhari has improved it. May darkness be your bedfellow and may you not see the goodness of a broken day. Your mind yearned for it and your mouth asked for it. Now take it and enjoy what you have brought upon yourself.

Buhari show your WASC

Olubee22:
This brother deserves a medal

Lol

Olubee22:
This brother deserves a medal

Lol

UniQuegrACE:
lol, it is like you've got a PhD in boobsiology

They are just my favourite, I love them because they provide me comfort like no other and that's why I don't play with them, I treat them with much respect. You lo go understand.

UniQuegrACE:
lol, the lady in grey tho, her boobs like slipper, fallen mountains

She no wear her Bobby Realignment Agent (BRA) so you can not really fault her when the things take a shy look and the partly suppression that the right one received from the stylish Kenem, but I can assure you that those twin melons you see taking the shape of a pawpaw are still succulent. How did I know? Tits are not camera shy as the left one showed, by making sure it was captured. And I seem to rank it highly because such tits with such value are not easy to find theses days.

joey150:
well i have one question regarding fiverr..


I operate a US account and of recent the orders have been trickling in.. But i use the fiverr app for all my delivery and there is no vpn as i just use it with my normal mobile network.

Is it ok to do that?

I may not be in a position to give you an informed response because I use a Nigerian account for my APP, so wouldn't know if there were repercussions to the use of a US account on your App here in naija. I think someone once state here that after using VPN for a US account for a while, you could afterwards log in on PC with the VPN, and nothing will happen, and I think that could be argued for the app too, but like I said, I don't have an informed knowledge on which I could base my response, because I never tried that on the US account I relegated to go with my present account which is Naija. I do expect others with the experience to chip with their contributions.

You are seriously un-serious.

Make una leave Dina na. What of the Daura man that has only NEPA bill?

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Thanks Bestspoke for the new video.

joey150:
Exactly, by submitting your request to their offers....right?

But most times i see people actually asking for jobs on buyers request and i am confused about the whole thing.

Ignore those ones, Fiverr is marking time on those ones, and when the hammer does land, you will need not pity them.

joey150:
But this buyers request i thought they are for people who have gigs to offer and not those selling gigs

I don't know how you construed my submission here o. Buyer's Request is where you as a seller goes to look for buyers, if you don't visit there to look for buyers, you are not using it, simple.

N o be small thing o

We need our stolen mandate back. Buhari and his gang in the APC are rogues and thieves.

May God have mercy on you.

Oga o

When a useless government gets into power, bereft of ideas, appear unprepared and without economic policies or direction towards delivering good governance to the people, you are at the mercy of festivals of one scandal after another. The government of the day and its promise and fail party, the APC has gradually become a gang of carnivorous members, where everyone is looking for whom to eat and pull down.
I may enjoy their political shenanigans on display every now and then, which can be liken to a man digging his own grave, but I never the least, expect them to at least make efforts at improving the lots of the people and delivery on their campaign promises, but as things are getting, it is "the more you look the less you understand". Fela would have called it government magic. How can a president who was elected with a NEPA bill in lieu of certificate, hired over 30 SANs to defend his illiteracy be after those he knows are more schooled and intelligent than he? Is it not on record that he bribed a judge to get that case squashed? Ask the DSS..

laudate:
You are from Edo State, but you are more Igbo than him? Amazing! Since when have Edo people become more Igbo than others? But your trend of thought is interesting. You want to separate from Nigeria, simply because of the Fulani-instigated crises up North. Ok, no problem. Does this mean that, if you separate from Nigeria today, none of you will be left behind on our shores? And you will take all your properties, assets, houses and lands with you? Just asking.

This is one of our biggest problem in Africa, our inability to use our brains intelligently!!! You read where I said I visited up to 30 states, which of course will have Southeastern states in that number, and by inference conversant with those places, and I had also submitted that the chap in question was not Igbo and that if by any chance he was, then he would most likely fall into those who don't know there place of origin but only learnt from their mother that they are from so, so and so. So can you expect such a person to know Igbo compare to me who had visited Okigwe, Orifite, Ihiala, Dinukofia etc? Use your brain nah, am I not more Igbo than him, if I know his origin more than him?
And then you asked if the Igbos will have to move out with their assets, are there no Cameroonians, Chadian, Ghanaians and Togolese in present Nigeria? I seriously implore you to use your head.

sarrki:
God Almighty please punish the perpetrators, sponsors
And supporters

May everyone who has ever supported this group, whether with funding or otherwise die in anguish.

destinysaid:
[center][/center] oga visitor of 30states well done o, if UV traveled like I HV then you'll knw that 1 Nigeria is nt a fantasy but a dream that can be achieved.
Before u quote me and say nonsense, check my previous posts to see where my allegiance lies.

Now stop all these sentimental ranting and use ur head, the east I know will self destruct on the realisation of Biafra because the problem lies with the attitude of the ppl. East na like my backyard and I tell u, they are highly antagonistic to ppl that are non-igbos, even to me wey be half self, if u can't speak the language, forget it, you'll be ridiculed, insulted, cheated, and possibly lynched.
This is as a result of parents bringing up their children with the idea that non Igbo's are their enemies.

Hvnt u wondered y Igbo's born and raised outside the east are the ones clamoring for 1 ng? Arnt u surprised that Igbo's born and raised outside the east are the ones that are most friendly? I tel u this, ur statement even supports my point.

Just because someone decided to stand against ur idea, u call him non Igbo's, do y'all think that it is all Igbo's that support Biafra? Its a recurring theme here. Even if the person brings birth certificate as proof of being easterner, if he/she is against Biafra, y'all give them names, (live ur example above).

See let the ideology of the east change, most of y'all cry marginalization, at the same time u want out of NG, at the same time u want a higher share of the national cake, at the same time y'all claim to be the economic powerhouse in the nation.

#by the way no traditional chief died in ife, I'm well informed, check my profile


#IWontReplyStupidAndButthurtQuotes

First, you must learn to take the effort in. reading the person's post you intend to quote, so as not to misconstrue his/her submission. No where in my post did I say a traditional ruler was killed except if you are telling me 'arrest' is now a synonym to kill. Secondly, buy what I have written thus far, you will be 99.9 able to tell correctly whether I am lying or telling if I were to say " I am a Kanuri from Borno" even though I have not mentioned the tribe here and assuming I had not also disclosed my root. How? Using your intelligence and little knowledge of psychology, if you have any. So I make bold to say again that that guy is not Igbo, and proof that, he went to modify his commented that quote completely.
Coming to your traveling and Nigerian being not a fantasy but a dream, I only laugh, because I just realized you are one of those who are still in that place where I was many years ago. I keep telling people, you can deceive and lie to others but not yourself. And you seem to be doing that to yourself. A man once wrote a book in reference to Nigeria and he titled it, "This House Has Fallen" and I vowed that I was going to write one too and title it, "This House Has NOT Fallen". That was how bad I deceived myself on Nigeria.
Ask yourself, have things improved in this country since independence or they have gotten worst? So are moving towards a dream? A country where many with post graduate qualification can find employment and you have those have resources that could be used to build a company could help in ameliorating this situation, but what did they do with their resources? They procure arms and ammunitions and armed a set of people to go about killing others, and you say we one? It's OK, you can even reduce the one to half.

SirWere:
The biafran agitators can very well call International organizations like the UN to force Nigeria to call a refrendum where Igbos, Yoruba(s),Hausas and other tribes can decide to keep Nigeria together or to split.

It's not like Igbos don't still have influence in the senate. Ekweremadu alone can be decisive in this affair.
And stop the usual Tribal blame-game. The last Administration gave Igbos very juicy ministerial positions and you guys didn't complain or agitate for biafra much then.

Did the people who sought for the independence of Scotland about three years ago called or any international organization? I hope you are aware that it was the 'NOs' that won to keep Scotland as part of UK? Now what about the Brexit, did they also call for any international organization? Now tell me, why you feel the Igbo should not go? Of what benefit are they to you? You still haven't answered my question, why do you so hate the Igbos and still want them to stay in this contraption call Nigeria?

jjbest123:
Check My Profile Well Am Proudly An Igbo Not Youruba And I Know What Am Saying, Go Listen To Lucky Dube's Song- War And Crime You Will Understand Better, Say NO TO TRIBALISM!

Forget about your profile, an Igbo person will not say what you put up there, except if you fall into the number of "my Mama say I be Igbo". I am from Edo state, born and bred in Kaduna, visited up to 30 states, I can say that I am more Igbo than you. The Fulanis that have being killing other Nigerians, they are from Jupitar right? You must have heard of The Matatsine killings in Kano, Kafancha riot in Kaduna, Zango Kataf riots in Kaduna, Ife-Modakeke crises in Osun, Jos riots in Plateau, Kano Killings in Kano, Sharia riot in Kaduna, Miss World riot in Kaduna, Boko Haram insurgency in several states, Fulani herdsmen killings in Plateau, Benue, Kaduna, Abia, Enugu, Delta states and others, how many have the Igbos be going about to kill others or themselves. I only refrain from calling you names because, that would make me look crying more than the bereaved. I support any section of the country that wants out because Nigeria is a failed system. After the recent skirmish between the Hausas and their Yoruba friend in Ife, I heard that a traditional ruler was arrested did that ever happened in the North? Well, you and your afonjas friends can be slaves to the Gambaris, but where I am from, we don't accept servitude to anybody, go and read about the first white men that came to the land of my root.

Ok

There is no vegetable land like the one this soldier is standing on in the whole of Born at this time of the year that it is yet to rain. Op, clean your mouth.

TeamSimple:
With that watery sperm?

Let's see if yours is thicker.