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DLondonboiy:
keep quiet..

Don't talk without reading..

How dare u mock an old man? Can any of your family member, past, present and future ever attain that man's status in this life or even the next?

Hate or love him, OBJ is a legend!

Afonjas, quick to anger like their aboki masters

Israeljones:
lolzz
Apoda weldone

Ha! Omo Baba Muko muko, Ekaro o. Se alafiya ni e wa? Ba a woni gbogbo e? Ba woni ese zombie? Mo kin e o.

Israeljones:
Even from afar some people can see the truth and make their own thought from it.....
but yet some people are so close but cudnt see anythn...e.g the 3 people with very low high-queues above me..
like they say, you dont know what u have untill u loose em..
... if God didnt ordained this man will he not come back home...
which am sure he will...

Zombiesm now seem to be everywhere you go. Afonja and Zombiesm is now like 5 and 6.

Hi all, please someone should help me with how to go about this. Na BEG I dey BEG O.
Hello! We need you to design and blast emails to our current and prospective clients. Email list will be provided. We need you to design the mailer, send it, receive feedback, and keep the data up to date. We can work on a retainer if we like your work.
Modified:
I need to design a Mailchimp Campaign:
-A promotional Adds via email with a simple and smart Newsletter
-Then Email to a provided list
-And receive feedbacks.
Thanks for the anticipated help.

You dey complain? You no know say Buharicession (Recession) dey?

Where are the facts?

She will henceforth not bother about been out of Cucumber.

omenkaLives:
Ipob would be in a state of coma right now. I can see them bleeding all over Uganda- carcases of broken hearts everywhere!

Afonjas with Owambe and Stup.duty are like Triple 5 & 6.

dand9206:
more

Guy you done dey fear me.

hotobo:
you're not the op i ask to review me. keep off

That's a very bad way to take a review. I know your response would have been different if he had said "wow! Guy, that's a dope, you are the master of the game down in this hood". We don't seem to like nor appreciate the truth, whereas it is the most important thing in life. A critique is no a criticism. A critique highlights the good and the bad, just like that fellow did, he told you what you did right and what you didn't do so right. And all that he deserved from you was a thank you from but little did he know you would give him more than an insult.... ( We are not like that in this class. I real feel pain by your response to that fellow, because it could make him stay off chipping in to other people's work, who may indeed appreciate such a kind gesture).
NOTE: Even the OP understands that no one has the monopoly of knowledge,and that you could also learn a thing or two from your students. I didn't pick your name before I started typing (I mean the person who critiqued this fellow's work), but I'd liked to apologize to you. His response was uncalled for.

[quote author=Lastbender post=53759154][/quote]Dope.... dope

Damn Dope and creative. From the eyes of what I have been reading on logo design, that's a dope.
Prof. Bestspoke, I must apologize for skipping classes, I travelled from my base to do a small task to get some little change to keep the ministry moving and I left my Lappy behind. I will try and cover lost ground once I am done here.
In the main time, may God continue to bless you for me and my other classmates. Guys I miss una o. I love this class, believe me.

RooRuudRonSaha:
christians and deceit sha

Even with all your "Ba' Shiga" and "No Entry" signs that you mount in front of your houses, we know how your women get mounted and have their Local Government Headquarters (Kongo) administered (shined) by Caretaker Chairmen (opportunists) like electricians, plumbers and other artisans that Alhaji call to service the serviceables.

bkool7:
friends of bring back corruption

You must be referring to Ameachi, Fashola, Fayemi, Lawal David Babachir, Bukar Aji etc. But if you are talking me, all we ask for is to bring back our economy rather than doling out zombimacine to all Zombies to becloud their senses.

TinaAnita:
Dickhead spotted

Gidin Uwar ki.

Omonigeriarere:
This Bingo has been mistakenly released from its cage again.

Another Afonja, slave of the Gambaries as answered present o.Welcome, eka abo, Sanu ka da zuwa wawa.

vedaxcool:
Despite the lengthy explanation on why he was sacked the airheads will still make absurd and wildly unintelligent remarks.

"He further explained that the
NPCC discovered that the lawyer
was handling a brief in an
ongoing suit at the Federal High
Court in Lagos, against the
Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC), which he
failed to disclose when he was
engaged." Are these not two different cases? OK, did the alleged below really happened?:
The development has rested
insinuations that the lawyer
withdrew from the case in protest
over last Tuesday’s dropping of
charges earlier instituted against
the Chief Registrar of the
Supreme Court, Ahmed Gambo
Saleh and two other officials of
the apex court, Muhammad
Abdulrahman Sharif and Rilwanu
Lawal, which, he is also handling
for the federal government.

sarrki:
When you have decided that you will never be happy till 2019 because you hate the president, no one can help you. You will probably need to double your effort, 2019 is still far

Zombism aka BB (Brainless Brain) is a serious diseases with debilitating effects on the body and brain of it suffers, it has no known cure but can be managed at early stage with three shots of Fela's music in the morning and night. It main symptom is that the sufferer never gets to know he/she is suffering from such a disease until it reaches its advanced stage, and that's why those that have it are known for suffering and smiling. What a sickness.
Who can help the afflicted?

Here this list of all Winners and the list just disappear like Nigeria budget. And when it was found, it had been padded to:
Buy.Made.In.Nigeria

See Jamb question o.

OK nah

Like seriously?

OK

A useless government without any sense of direction.

You are seriously un-serious if you did not make Buhari number one. Who appointed Fashola and gave him three in one ministries? It is a big failure for leader to fail to pick the right subordinates to delegate power to. So for me:
1) Baba go slow, Baba travel travel, Baba blame it on PDP/16 years, Baba full of excuses.
2) APC Party
3) APC government at the federal level as a whole
4) APC governors at state level.

ok

Him be head of state?

This one na breast for your eyes? This is a Milk Industry.

TinaAnita:
It was really distracting and the camera didn't help matters as it kept projecting and rubbing it in. What a d***

Hey, please watch how you say that, I just finished calming it down from its usual early morning and I can't afford to have it up again.

NLchikeeto:
This ebuka guy seems 2 b d only celebrity dat gets attention below,on screen..............first, it was wen ciara came 2 Nigeria for dare art alade show, in which he took pictures showing his obvious 3rd leg attention............& now, its big brother naija...........even though he gave a wack apology................The funniest thing is, he is a married man.............biko, it's either his wife is not doing her job very well or ebuka himself is sick, which he desperately needs a cure 4.

Miss leave matter for Mathias, no matter how beautiful and sweet a man's wife is, if he is confronted with the sight of a nice unclad female, as a man, and his cassava does not take a quick 'two to beat one' upright salute like a gallant soldier, that man needs to check himself very well. The only thing is, your ability to tell it, "Eeeeeazzzy boy" and it quickly obey before others take note of it. You lo go kukuma understand.

[quote author=mikkypel post=53656135][/quote]How can tell a mad man to respect sane people? What do you expect from an individual who does not respect his/her Creator? Check out the username:
GodIsFoolish:
This is how Buhari's govt is

piperson:
this popular mechanic is very proud with his invention, he's been working on it for quite a while and today he took it for a spin, he test drove it round the street to showcase his driving skills, he says if he gets the right equipments and sponsorship he'd develop amazing auto-mobiles never before seen but for now, he's recycling on objects around him

he believes that he'd one day owns a company that would be as big as volkswagen with headquarters in nigeria.

First to comment, second to comment and third to comment. Op, them do you with stinginess? I hope you are not an Afon...