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Car Talk / Re: Driver Gets Ticket Dismissed After Driving On Autopilot With Feet Out Of Window by spaggyy(m): 7:54am On Mar 13, 2018
I do dis too, but with one foot out
Nairaland / General / Re: How Would You Feel If A Loved One Forgot Your Birthday? by spaggyy(m): 7:27pm On Mar 12, 2018
It's no big deal .....its my birthday not theirs

They have more important things to dwell on

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Romance / Re: 24-Year-Old Man: "How My Beard Got Me Sugar Mummy In Lagos" by spaggyy(m): 11:57am On Mar 12, 2018
IamAirforce1:

I have what it takes to feed you for 10yrs even as I never blow
let me challenge you


Feed me for a year, 5k daily

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Crime / Re: A Pregnant Woman Raped By Fulani Herdsmen Dies In Presence Of Ortom (photo) by spaggyy(m): 11:43am On Mar 11, 2018
That's not his wife or daughter, so he will still stand akimbo, and nothing will be done to prevent further attack

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Romance / Re: Yoruba Demon Keeps Lady Waiting On A Date And Gleefully Watches by spaggyy(m): 7:54am On Mar 10, 2018
Nairaland will keep feeding thier audience outdated news, news that case viral on instagram 3 days ago.

When the mod are even bias..

Most times I don't open threads on Nairaland cos thats same post has been seen and forgotten on other social media platforms.

U guys should try catch up.

What will happen if all Nairaland members decides not to create threads again on NL?

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Car Talk / Re: Sbarro 4×4+2: The Ugliest Car At The 2018 Geneva Motor Show (Photos) by spaggyy(m): 6:49pm On Mar 08, 2018
Trexnemesis:


Na only woman you sabi. See im head like damaged kokonut.
lol leave am like dat... I copied and pasted ur head
Car Talk / Re: Sbarro 4×4+2: The Ugliest Car At The 2018 Geneva Motor Show (Photos) by spaggyy(m): 4:32pm On Mar 08, 2018
Ugly but babes go still follow u

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Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Girls Older Than Me by spaggyy(m): 6:34am On Mar 05, 2018
zolapower:

I will rather you advice to desist from older women . He may end up not getting married ,ask davido

That depends in who he is, we all can't be d same
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Girls Older Than Me by spaggyy(m): 5:41am On Mar 05, 2018
Bro first I clicked on the link when I saw that u have interest in older ladies...


But u fu*cked up....

Firstly you should never kneel down for a stranger, u just showed ur childishness to confirm to the girl that u are truly a small boy, an older Lady wants to see ur courage and confidence not you being at her mercy.
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As far as am concerned the ages of those ladiea 25,26 can't be classed as older ladies, if u want to date older ladies, work more on yourself for the next 3 years, then u will be 25 and then u can start dating real older ladies of 30 and above....


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I wish I can share more ideas on dating an older lady here.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: BamBam’s Church Member Reacts To Her Toilet Sex With Teddy A by spaggyy(m): 8:01am On Feb 28, 2018
Their problem
Romance / Re: I Saw Used Condom & My Girlfriend At Home, Should I Break Up With Her? by spaggyy(m): 7:59pm On Feb 27, 2018
You live with a LovePeddler...

Here is my advice,

Get more serious with her,

Buy more garri at home

Get more condoms at hone for extra male guests

And finally get married to her...

Please kindly tell me what u think of my advice

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Travel / Re: My Regretful Journey To Illorin (kwara) by spaggyy(m): 8:07am On Feb 21, 2018
bloodmoneyspita:


shopping mall and hotel does not make a city beautiful, what makes a city beautiful is good roads, beautiful houses and clean environment.

Did you comprehend my comment at all?

Or you missed where I wrote "
To mention few!!! Because visiting this four places alone will expose you to beauty of the land, you won't miss the beautiful and magnificent buildings, the beautiful connecting roads. "

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Travel / Re: My Regretful Journey To Illorin (kwara) by spaggyy(m): 6:55am On Feb 20, 2018
Bro, I guess u were viewing the entire city through your phone camera....cos the pixel no be here.

Let me ask u?

Did you visit African pot?

Iya Yusuf (you won't know what they do here)

The palms mall

Kwara hotel

To mention few!!! Because visiting this four places alone will expose you to beauty of the land, you won't miss the beautiful and magnificent buildings, the beautiful connecting roads.

Am sure u had no connect in Ilorin before going.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Convince People I Am Not Gay!!! by spaggyy(m): 9:52pm On Feb 19, 2018
Ok
Crime / Re: What Would You Do If You Found Him/Her Dead In The Morning? by spaggyy(m): 9:42pm On Feb 19, 2018
DeSepiero:
Call your lawyer!
Invite the police and file a report.
Keep track of your witnesses for testimony when the need arises.
Pay for an autopsy.
Settle with the family.
Carry on with your life!

You think is that easy?

Especially here in Nigeria

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Business / Re: Joseph Ebosa 'Young Don', Meet Delta State Young Multi Millionaire (Photos) by spaggyy(m): 9:04pm On Feb 19, 2018
misterchris:
If there is no G-Wagon in the garage then I am not interested.

How many G wagon do u have in ur garage bro?

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Car Talk / Re: What Happens If You Take The Car Key Out While Driving? by spaggyy(m): 10:07am On Feb 19, 2018
RealGucci:
i own a third hand fx
daz waz spinning your big head
saw u the other day
driving a piece of shiit
infiniti fx third hand my ass
guy drive park inside station
abegi

You can't come across me, u are a low lifer

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Car Talk / Re: What Happens If You Take The Car Key Out While Driving? by spaggyy(m): 9:05am On Feb 19, 2018
RealGucci:
mofo u aint getting d shiit im saying
stop fooling yoursef
u wan feel among
u wey dey fly keke steady
abegi
car my dic


Lol why are u feeling so pained bro?

Calm down...

Am not feeling what u are saying, cos all u are saying as u said is "shit".

I dey fly keke. .i own and drive an infiniti fx 35 (FYI) if that's what you call a keke.... Then I drive a keke �
Car Talk / Re: What Happens If You Take The Car Key Out While Driving? by spaggyy(m): 8:00am On Feb 19, 2018
RealGucci:
abegi
na every car dey use push button
abegi
even hummer still det key
sont be deceived
there is nothing like keyless entry
there must always be a hole at the drivers door
oyinbo nor stupid
africa is cursed by God
for ever

bro, are u really saying this?

There is keyless entry even if there is a key hole on the door.

I can lock and unlock my car, drive it all through the day without touching my key.

I just need to have the keyfob in my pocket, push a button on the door to lock and unlock, and push a button to start or stop the engine.

Wise up bro

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Religion / Re: Does God Truly Hate Masturbation? by spaggyy(m): 10:45am On Feb 18, 2018
Ok
Family / Re: Need A Best Way To Handle This Situation Before I Make Mistake. by spaggyy(m): 9:21pm On Feb 16, 2018
Wait bro don't let her go fast...

She was with a guy yes we all know, but u will be foolish to get angry and let her go.

Pretend u believe her lies, then start reducing the love drastically

And bang her more, like a porn star, cum over her face, make her ur slut and LovePeddler, cos thats what she is to the other guy, u are the dull lover boy.

Then look for another decent girl to love up

GUYCODE

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have Been Offered Two Jobs And I Don't Know Which One To Choose. Please Help by spaggyy(m): 9:44am On Feb 02, 2018
Give both out


And you won't have the problem of choosing

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: The Show Is Satanic, Stop Watching Else God Will Send Down Fire" - Lady by spaggyy(m): 2:11pm On Feb 01, 2018
If God send down fire... We will fry plantain with it.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Thousands Of Churches Differ In Doctrine Yet They Read The Bible - Freeze by spaggyy(m): 7:07pm On Jan 10, 2018
It depends on the kind of money the pastor want

Deeper Money - dollars

Redeemed money - iTunes to bitcoin

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Romance / Re: Lady Slaps A Policeman For Touching Her Bum In Lagos by spaggyy(m): 8:26am On Jan 09, 2018
Newswey don old on instagram....

Oya yin gan
Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Man Missing His Older British Wife Shares Photos by spaggyy(m): 10:44am On Jan 05, 2018
Nobody is complaining now about the white lady's bad use of English.

Abi which one is "I missing you"?

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze On First Fruit: Giving Your January Salary To Pastor Is Foolishness by spaggyy(m): 2:16pm On Jan 03, 2018
Lol
Romance / Re: I Have Destroy So Many Men During Sex-men Beware! by spaggyy(m): 2:28pm On Jan 02, 2018
Story
Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Smart (stupid Girl) Girl? by spaggyy(m): 5:46am On Dec 28, 2017
Wetin pain me for you be say the gal Don collect enough tospy from you ( the lunch, food, drink etc.. Is called tospy)

Olosho don't deserve that

Next time the first few days of the relationship ask about her sex life.... Na der you go know say Na pay as you go!!!

So here is the deal, you must Bleep the 10k and the previous tospy commot for her body,

Bleep her on a Friday so u guys won't have to rush to rush to work the next day.

Bro hope you aren't a one minute man, cos if you are your 10k Na waste... And the gal go make jest of u... Olosho dey get experience.

Lastly... You can boost your energy, with drinks such as ( agbara, almost, etc... Or ur simply go on TRAMS (take this with a decent professional's advice) and Do not take it wit alcohol.

As for the babe.. If you Bleep well with good skills and styles... She will not want you to stop.

Moreover u can help her with Spanish fly.


You asked for a #badboy advice.... You got it

For a #good boy advice.... Keep paying her for your own stupidity... And you will go to heaven

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Religion / Re: Notorious tragedies On Christmas day by spaggyy(m): 10:40am On Dec 26, 2017
Please kindly add, the recent one that happened this year. Daniel mckson a drag racer who died on Christmas in a car crash caused by over speeding
In his BMW m3

He lost his gf 2years ago when dey both had a crash in another BMW m3

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Car Talk / Lights Won't Go Off On My Infiniti Fx 35 Dashboard by spaggyy(m): 5:04am On Dec 26, 2017
Experts in the house please I need help

The check engine sign came up, and I did the car servicing but it still doesn't go off.

Recently I changed the shock absorbers and since then the VDC light, Slip Light, won't go off, this prevents me from using the cruise control.

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