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GEJ is ​ sooo​ Gone 2015

Dibiachukwu: It is now a crime to be a beggar
Who gave lagos state government all these rights?

Afammic: i like board step of ANPP by decrealing there on the security issues, not like ACN and CPC that always opposing and causing havork on every security make by Mr. Presido.. Cudos to ANPP. Am i the 3rd to comment? Is like i am. Azonto dance.

Bigcake: CAN Pls stop using d name of Christians to play politics if not one day d wrath of God will visit all of u. Are they d only ones in d entire Nigeria dat are having misunderstanding? Have u forgetten dat ur next door neighbour is also having misunderstanding wit d neighbour opposite ur compound? Have u gone there first to broker peace before heading to Abuja for dis uninvited business? CAN be focused on preaching salvation and not carrying politicians bags around especially for d highest bidder.

eggheaders: uncle gej i hail ooo.indecision wan finish this goat.I ban super eagles,I no ban them again.na mend do independent day bombing,no be mend.I change unilag to maulag, i no change again.I can't grant ghost amnesty, I will grant them again.what sort of low life shyte scumbag did we vote has president. even my pet rabbit is more decisive than this cloned orangutan.

Ogbonaikenna: Jonathan just lost south eastern votes. What a shame.

musKeeto: So na there Jesus enter after im death? Ok

1st ola: [size=16pt]CHINA AND N.K WILL CRUMBLE U.S, THEN IRAN WILL... ISRAEL.
CHINA IS CAPABLE - EVERYTHING IS MADE IN CHINA...[/size]

chucky234: And where is this chronic goon coming from,you crawled out of a doomed shi:t hole to insult me,and what gives you the damn gut lil bro.
So you in your fantasy world thinks DMX was any better than Tonto,you just another deluded discombobulated goon on NL. Both DMX and Tonto are just two average singers,Tonto betters DMX in acting as his acting was wack and rigid.
Upload your fvcking voice note let's compare to Tonto's,until then STF and fvck off my back as$hole.

pekelepekele: JTF should shut the f.uck up about 3 friends of mine in the north living at different locations claimed they have been killing the innocent civilians and not boko haram members . In fact according to the guys both male and female claimed 75% of people JTF have been killing claiming to be boko haram members are innocent civilians and mostly villagers mtcheewww . you guys better ask for international support

50calibre: WRONG MESSAGE! this is what I think he should have said, it could have been more candid.


My fellow Nigerians, as we commemorate the suffering and death of Christ, I want you all to know that the suffering I intend to inflict on you all would make that of Jesus look like a tip of the iceberg.

As many families tuck into their Easter chickens and turkeys and as many who can't afford such, il have you know that I and my family would be celebrating ours with 5 cows, 12 chicken, 6 turkeys together with cartons of rozay all funded with national funds. I've released a paltry sum of N10b to be used by also rock for the celebration because we politicians deserve it.

I won't let the boko haram menace or the high fuel prices or the poor power situation or the poverty in this country dampen the spirit of Easter because as a matter of fact, I couldn't care less what happen to you all so I oblige everyone to suffer or die in silence and as you do, may God grant more grease to your elbow.

Happy Easter my fellow Nigerian and if we don't meet in this life, then see you in hell

gunuvi: @op, na the film african magic dey show now be dat. Thanks for the summary.

obadiah777: LOOK AT THIS HEATHEN