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Celebrities / Re: Today Is Popular Musician Jaywon's Birthday...drop Your Birthday Wishes. by spartanobad(m): 6:06am On Jun 06, 2016
who b jaywon what has he won which of his music has topped iTunes



who he EPP.?
Phones / Re: Three Uses For Your Phone's Camera That Don't Involve Photos by spartanobad(m): 7:57pm On Jun 05, 2016
krysTein:


Confirmed
alleluia una own do am
Foreign Affairs / Re: Couple Had Sex In Bush After Church, Caught And Beaten Up By Angry Youths by spartanobad(m): 7:51pm On Jun 05, 2016
SANDOSKI:


Bros Aw you dey

gringrin
bae I dey oo
twale oo
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Oputa Stuns In Thread Hairstyle by spartanobad(m): 2:33pm On Jun 05, 2016
fyn gal I must say BT but hr hair is nt STUNNING

ts jxt GOOD
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Shares Her Take On Kiss Daniel, Olamide,vi C O And Don Jazzy by spartanobad(m): 2:31pm On Jun 05, 2016
Sincerely KISS DANIEL is really TURNING BEST...
with his fyn face nd acento

BIG BOY THUMBS UP FOR U
Foreign Affairs / Re: Couple Had Sex In Bush After Church, Caught And Beaten Up By Angry Youths by spartanobad(m): 2:28pm On Jun 05, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Make I form for you.....hahahaha pls excuse me are you talking to megringrin
lol dia girl
see her face
Crime / Re: Pastor Steals Female Member SUV And Leaves Her For Death (pic) by spartanobad(m): 2:20pm On Jun 05, 2016
krysTein:
Every time Devil's work Smh!!
asin eeee all dese pastors

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Religion / What Did U Learn In Church Today.? by spartanobad(m): 1:33pm On Jun 05, 2016
Api Sunday pals.... Hope u guys went to church... If so can you share wat you learnt so that pple dat did nt go can learn......

Actually I didn't go bcus **********... Share wat u learnt if u really went and my co shld sht up
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Chika Ike Stunning Outfit To A Movie Premiere Lastnight by spartanobad(m): 1:29pm On Jun 05, 2016
it's nt stunning 1%
Celebrities / Re: Brymo Advises Twitter Fan To Dropout Of School by spartanobad(m): 1:12pm On Jun 05, 2016
brymo spoke like a FUUUL now

He shld HV told d guy simply dat he does nt have money now or dat he won't or rather still ignore him.. .




Grow up man
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Have You Watched More Than Once Without Gettng Bored by spartanobad(m): 1:10pm On Jun 05, 2016
SANDOSKI:



It was subtitled ....
Good lemme go try watching it.. hope its nt season
Music/Radio / Re: Ladies Flaunt Cleavages At South-African Music Awards by spartanobad(m): 1:07pm On Jun 05, 2016
Tallesty1:
Lols.


No need for argument nah, our elders say that two people wey dey talk true no dey ever go court.


Eeerrrm. How real is that your thread, make money uploading pictures online?
God go bless u man...

Weird and foolish........
Common staring at them will make dem think rot..
Small thing go. rape for them..



make we jxt dey manage bcus God has given them to u as helper if not... LET THEM GO TO HELL
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Have You Watched More Than Once Without Gettng Bored by spartanobad(m): 10:50am On Jun 05, 2016
SANDOSKI:
gringringrin

Did they speak English or was it subtitled in English .?
Romance / Re: What Is The Right Age To Get Married? by spartanobad(m): 2:19pm On Jun 04, 2016
Seun:


I want to be sensitive, but this has to stop.


I do not agree with the idea that women should get married in their late 20s or early 30s. You make it sound as if when you feel you are ready you can just go to a supermarket and pick up a man. I don't think it can be that easy.

When you are in your early twenties, or even just above eighteen, there are lots of suitors:
- Boys your age want to go out with you.
- Men slightly older than you want to go out with you.
- Single or divorced men much older than you want to go out with you!

So at this level the girl gets a lot of attention. This is the age at which the phrase "every girl has a suitor" is actually true.

When you are in your very late twenties or thirties, this is the case:
- The 'good' men your age are engaged. Taken.
- Men slightly older than you are married.
- Men much older than you are 'old men' as far as you are concerned.

The few single men are still going to be dating women in their early twenties, as well as people closer to your age (I would)! And to make matters worse, your 'taste' would have improved, with all the extra education and work experience. This is when ladies start having serious doubts about whether it's "ok to date married men"tongue.

The point is this. If men are getting married at 25, women have to get married at 23. If men are getting married at 28, 29 then women have to get married at 24, 25. Because men will not date women who are older than them, but we would gladly date women who are much younger. As far as I know, the most eligible men get married earlier than the 'strugglers' and 'players' you are trying to avoid.



A lady should not prepare for marriage by 'waiting' for maturity. You should prepare for it by getting matured faster. Now exactly how is one to get matured faster? We'll have to the relationship experts, but I don't think it means burying yourself in a demanding career or field of study while your friends are dating and getting married!
i kinda agree with u.....

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Romance / Re: Woman Marries Her Unknown Caller Whose Calls She Missed by spartanobad(m): 2:10pm On Jun 04, 2016
CaroLyner:
most wrong numbers here are always from hausa guys grin
lol u got me ROTFL

maybe na from there ur CHUBBY CHUBBY go follow come
Beta claim d next call
Celebrities / Re: You Will Not Believe What My Date Did To Me by spartanobad(m): 2:07pm On Jun 04, 2016
If na me I will beat her small..

Then eat my money biko and after dat take her home for d RITES...
Celebrities / Re: Presido, BOYS DEY VEX O – Charly Boy Writes Buhari On Biafra Issue by spartanobad(m): 2:03pm On Jun 04, 2016
Well what d u expect when u have an OLD MAN ruling a country too large for his brain....
Celebrities / Re: Jose Mourinho To Play Pope In New Movie by spartanobad(m): 2:00pm On Jun 04, 2016
how dis take help d economy dat is dwindling.?

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Politics / Re: Man To Atiku: You Sent Your Daughter Abroad To School While You Own A University by spartanobad(m): 1:58pm On Jun 04, 2016
u hvnt seen anything yet
Innoson does nt use his coupled cars.. Dangote does nt use his flour to bake...


Abeg make una help me complete list

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Education / Re: Making Money Tips As A Student In Campus.. by spartanobad(m): 1:55pm On Jun 04, 2016
lalasticlala:
Where are those calling for educative threads? You won't see them here. They are busy viewing pantless and braless thread. grin
lol lala we ain't dat type ooo


I HV caught u viewing many of 'em though
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Adorable Pic Of Peter And Paul Okoye's Kids In Traditional Attire by spartanobad(m): 8:46am On Jun 04, 2016
Adorable kids...
Although they seem uncomfortable in d attire
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Have You Watched More Than Once Without Gettng Bored by spartanobad(m): 8:44am On Jun 04, 2016
airbeeneezer:
V for Vendetta.. a movie i can't stop loving or get tired watching over n over..

"Remember, remember
The 5th of November
The gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot"

V: "The multiplying villainies of nature
do swarm upon him."
......."Disdaining fortune,
with his brandish'd steel...
...which smoked with bloody execution."
.............................

V: "We are oft to blame in this--
'Tis too much proved.
--that with devotion's visage
and pious action...
...we do sugar o'er the devil himself..."

"What's that mean?"

V:'Spare the rod
......

Evey: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form
following the function of what...
and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey: Oh, I can see that.

V:Of course you can.
I'm not questioning your powers
of observation.
I'm merely remarking upon the paradox
of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey: Oh. Right.

V: But on this most auspicious of nights...
permit me then, in lieu of
the more commonplace sobriquet...
to suggest the character
of this dramatis persona.
Voilà!
In view, a humble
vaudevillian veteran...
cast vicariously as both victim
and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage,
no mere veneer of vanity...
is a vestige of the vox populi,
now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation
of a bygone vexation stands vivified...
and has vowed to vanquish these venal
and virulent vermin vanguarding vice...
and vouchsafing the violently vicious
and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance,
a vendetta...
held as a votive not in vain,
for the value and veracity of such..
shall one day vindicate the vigilant
and the virtuous.
[V CHUCKLES]
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage
veers most verbose.
So let me simply add that it's
my very good honor to meet you...
and you may call me V.

Evey: Are you, like, a crazy person?

V: I am quite sure they will say so.
But to whom, might I ask,
am I speaking?

Evey: I'm Evey.

V: Evey? E-vey. Of course you are.

Evey: What does that mean?

V: It means that I, like God...
do not play with dice
and do not believe in coincidence.


Top that F@(&3rs
oh man u love dis film die oo





You even kno wat dey said even expressions
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Celebrates 10th Wedding Anniversary With His Wife by spartanobad(m): 8:41am On Jun 04, 2016
so happy for u guys man. ....

no b all dese yeyebrities wey dey divorce like fowls....
May God fulfill and maintain peace in ur family

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Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by spartanobad(m): 8:32am On Jun 04, 2016
Ishilove:

Your argument is flawed. If nature intended for the anus to be used as a sexual organ, it would have equipped it with attributes to accommodate sexual activity, viz sensitive nerve endings, natural lubrication, elasticity, gravity spots etc.

Why do you think the anus gets all messed up after being used for intercourse?

Answer: it is an organ for excretion that connects to the kidney, equipped with hairs and a rectum with TOUGH sphincter muscle to control the flow of excretion. It is not and was NEVER designed for sex.

Do you think it's a co-incidence that the vagina connects to the uterus, or the penis to the balls?

There is no chaos in nature. Everything is ordered, but when man in his foolishness perverts the natural order of things, things get all fvcked up. We pay for that perversion, and in the case of anal sex, we pay for it with incontinence; wearing adult diapers to control your uncontrollable rectum because una leave where una suppose chook go scata where no concern chooking.

Anal sex has nothing to do with beliefs or culture or worrefa. It is simply a perversion of the natural order of things, a perversion that comes with dire ramifications.



did u by any chance study "sex education"
Celebrities / Re: [video] Vector’s Live Performance In Futminna by spartanobad(m): 12:39am On Jun 04, 2016
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]cool guy getting his moneycool guy getting his moneycool guy getting his money
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Have You Watched More Than Once Without Gettng Bored by spartanobad(m): 12:38am On Jun 04, 2016
UuzbaGuuzba:
SOUND OF MUSIC - 500 times on VHS cassette. Grew up, bought the DVD and watched it some more about 50 times so far on DVD.
what!!!!!!


Man u r now d movie itself

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Romance / Re: Menses On Wedding Night by spartanobad(m): 12:35am On Jun 04, 2016
naughtynaughty:
You've said the last good night to then last of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do? Meanwhile ur black mamba hav been stretching right from reception oooo cheesy



Lol I know some guys here will commit suicide
https://www.nairaland.com/1582027/menses-wedding-night

And ehm.. First day of menses isn't always funny ooo

In case u guys dunno: menstruation is Red in colour cheesy and smtyms comes with small small meat cheesy. It's thick and smtyms light ooo. 1st day nd 2nd day na d baddest. So will u still bang ur wife wit it?
Cc smellymouth
Iykekelvins
lalasticlala
Airsultan
Emilil
Kingrex1
Firstking1
Obiorathesubtle
And all omo orile Crew cheesy

Hateu2 and I wanna knw..
i go dey manage her boobs for d mean time and when d flow ceases.....



SHE WILL DANCE TO D TUNE OF D MUSIC
Celebrities / Re: This Celebrity House Can Take You To Heaven (rent Costs N1,521,578/month) by spartanobad(m): 6:55pm On Jun 03, 2016
OP I jxt dey look ur story o9
Celebrities / Re: See What I Was Paid For My First Show (photos) by spartanobad(m): 6:53pm On Jun 03, 2016
keep working hard
God will see u through
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Daughter Kisses Her White Friend [PICS] by spartanobad(m): 6:51pm On Jun 03, 2016
Enypie:

Ah! Diapers and Baby food isn't free o..
carry belle first
those ones will cater for themselves......
Politics / Re: Wazobia: Regulated Version Of Ipob Radio? by spartanobad(m): 6:47pm On Jun 03, 2016
Ishilove:

Since you say I'm looking for a husband, bring one of your friends suffering mental retaarrdation like you to come and marry me.

Now fvck off, you've been noticed.
Retardation

no call us wen his wahala starts ooo
Romance / Re: London Females VS Homebase Females ((the Debate)) by spartanobad(m): 6:37pm On Jun 03, 2016
man take it or leave it....

HOMEBASE FEMALES r good except from all dese romancelanders....
#oya_kill_me

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