People sef d poster knows its a BIG MISS sef

and he don do am
LWKMD, he looks like JUNGLE TREE

People sef d poster knows its a BIG MISS sef

and he don do am
LWKMD, he looks like JUNGLE TREE

Omo celebrities can gist ooooo

ntbeatz:
lol... we Dem Boyz bahd!!

incase some babes for their minds are gonna like "nah, my bf can do this, he can't check other girls out when i'm with him" Sorry we're all like that. We're all shameless 'chekauters'

lalasticlala nw

Abeg nt "we"

you can say "Am.shameless"

For his mind he will be like "This is just the begining,more are yet to come"
and for her mind "let me enjoy d money while it lasts"

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough." lol

OMG ma beta commit suicide ooo

Omo d sister z condemned for life

I think burning her z a CHEAP PUNISHMENT

Chalatanace:

No 14. Nairaland street

Off Arsenal road

Dear Eyin omo Red devils,
Sorry my letter has no subject or na title?
I wasn't at ease when I woke up earlier tonight after a strange end time nightmare.

I saw Liverpool taking over Red devils with 12,goals to 1 ...

The main purpose of this letter is to console you in advance.
No matter what situation you're in life, arsenal has been through it. Make una no vex say I dey talk rubbish.

I still dey sleep. Messi will dance shakiti BobodY after tonight's match, is a lie abi?

When Liverpool gives you 1reason to cry.,Arsenal gives you 100000000000000 to happy. Be a read gunner today and never suffer from diapoledethicism again!!! Me self no know d meaning

yours lovely

PLEASE WE NEED A DOCTOR

krysTein:






I go shawt OKWY wot have I done to u

I have warned you to stop taking Oshogbo weed

That looks like one used and dumped during d civil war

Since u r married
you do it whenever u feel lke

OLADD:


Redirect your kolo-mentalism to the sitting president who refused to negotiate with Boko haram at the peripheral stage of the insurgency when he was nominated as the only trusted negotiator by the sect. If he had done that (just the way Obj did) maybe we wouldn't be where we are today. After completing the bend, you can then make a detour by venting your anger on northern elders who are playing politics with the lives of their fellow countrymen. Leave Jonathan out of it. OK?

plrase tell him

People never appreciate something one did for them

Men want ladies that are respectful ni
Linda might even post her husband's mistake on her blog

Its high time d senate passed a bill on RAPE...
Simple self control pple no get
at least they for find prostitute

nawaool
dese celebrities self

some pple not celebrities are waking up with daily alert of 8,000,000 and you received Jxt 3 and we no go hear word


abeg grow

all I know is BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER
one day una crimes go still LEAK......then ur family name destroyed

This guy z specially awesome..
Every single of his was a hit back to back..
ride on bro and he z nt d ASS,Bleep musicians type
his music's HV meaning

krysTein:
I noticed dat wen I turn of d ignition of my car in heavy traffics d amount of fuel that moved out wen I put on de engine again is usually much

which car abeg

krysTein:

Tarrh make I hear na dz boy tok dz tin

I no blame u at all

That awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart

wetin u go do.? ;DThat awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart

wetin u go do.?

Hey stop behaving like a KID unless u r one

This season, we all found it convenient to find scapegoats for Chelsea's dismal performance. Since we lost on Saturday, the fans have chosen Willian, who happens to be just one man out of twenty three players and who in my opinion one of the most dedicated players Chelsea have ever bought . The fact is that we have problems that goes beyond one person. We criticized Mourinho and chased him away, we are now turning on our best assets as players, today, it is Cesc, tomorrow, it is Eden and the day after, it is Willian or Oscar or Costa. Let us all take a good look at our club first for God's sake and understand its fundamental problems. Then we can start sorting out who can stay or go. Believe me mates, for this club to rise above its current problems and stay up, dedication is required from everyone from the owner, the board, the coaching staff even to us the fans. We are not helping this team by pointing at individuals as scapegoats at every turn. We need to plead with the owner who is paying all the money to take a good look at what he is paying for. Is he getting true value for his money? Is he happy with the rollercoaster of emotions all the well-wishers are going through? If not, he needs to think deeply about how to rejuvenate it. There are knowledgeable people around to help him get a good roadmap. As at the moment, this club is moving dangerously towards the precipice. If we wantonly throw away these players like we did with the earlier ones without FIRST getting a sustainable roadmap and follow it to the letter, the club may fall off the cliff and go into oblivion. And it is not going to be the first one. Remember, Aston Villa used to be European champions too.

What's so special about d BIRKIN BAG that one waits for years to gt one .

that means d company will b on a high loss... I smell sth fishy ooo

bt a good FLASHY HANDBAG z also SUPERB

And what do they stand to gain, they have done it and now their names HV gone viral...

God's curse on top..

Even a 13yr old raping a girl older than her wit 4Years

:oGo Up :oGo Up

My people will agree with me that this it not the CHANGE they voted for...

Rich getting Richer and the poor getting Poorer
that's not good for a developing country like us.

Alhaji Abdullahi Bafarawa, a chieftain of All Progressives Congress (APC) in Sokoto State, says President Muhammad Buhari’s foreign trips will enhance socio-economic and political growth of the country. Bafarawa told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Sokoto on Saturday the just concluded visit to China by the president would transform the nation economy as more investors would come and invest in the country. He advised Nigerians to exercise more patience and support the policies and programmes of the present administration aimed at repositioning the country. He also advised the Federal Government to reposition the power sector to attract foreign investors into the country. ``Effective power supply will promote the establishment of small scale industries, encourage investors and enhancing the nation’s socio-economic and political development,’’ he said.

I just Noticed that Life is too short to commit suicide cuz In the year 2002 nokia 3310 was N75k with N40k econet sim card, but today its N700 and the sim is free.. In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I must recharge with atleast N1500 airtime every... two weeks or else my sim will be blocked. today its N800 and I dont even need to recharge to retain my sim {customers are needed}... In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb memory card {one of the cheapest mp3 enabled phoneback den}was N39k today its free... In 2006 sagem my v55 was N30k today its going for N300... 2008 nko blackberry bold 2 was N135k today blackberry is no more producing new bold 2... so London used na N15k.. U can get 9ja used for N6k... So my friend, if u neva dey use blackberry porch, htc smart phones, android, ipad, iphone, playbook or nokia 808, pls, dnt worry. Just wait and see, coz before 2015 our children will be using them as toys....*smiles #......Be Patient. Dis makes me wonder why sum girls go crazy simply coz of material tins. U want a bold 5, U want brazilian hair, U want LV bag, but remember, Beatles was d richest car in 1980'z.....THIN K!!! See d kinda of depreciation it experienced within short period. BEAUTY FADES! WEALTH can also be ERASED. Jux work hard, Hav a good character and Be loyal to ur feelings!!!,and lastly rem dos wit d bests cars 2day once wlkd on foot,calm down n Give God ur time,for only Him can mk............. ........ Time shall favour u.

Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This is the awkward Truth About some husbands. A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart... Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. That was then, not now 3. You wan borrow money abi? 4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time. 5. Meaning? 6. Is that a new song? 7. Am I dreaming? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking. 10. Abeg na who be this?

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?"

The guy z really TALENTED
BT in terms of him chosing a record label
He is in d music industry and he knows what z good for him