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SideNote: This is just a better targeting systems for the American military . Just incase they decide to drop a nuke...

TheRareGem1:
https://guardian.ng/news/osinbajo-inaugurates-worlds-1st-equatorial-aeronomy-radar/

Exquirejnr:
I have installed the biometrics software. But it keeps telling me invalid Npower Id

Hi can you pls share software, I have been looking for it pls. Thanks

22GB

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
This is an incomplete list. Without Dr. Mamman Shata the list is incomplete! He is the greatest musician to live on this planet. Rest in peace legend.

Word. but many people don't know him

Lucky you

Home alone

I can't bear this alone I just have to share.






I started noticing her when she liked and commented on all my pictures from the very first picture I uploaded on Facebook several years ago.

It was shortly after my girlfriend passed away after a brief illness.

I was grieving and stopped making posts yet everyday I woke up to series of notifications

She liked every single one of them!

I wasn't even furious especially when I realized she was female, so, Instead of a red flag, I was simply curious

What sort of stalking is this...

Then she began liking all my stories

One day, I woke up to over a hundred notifications

All likes!

I visited her profile, no info, no photo, not even one, just few friends and not even up to 100

But one mutual friend

My late girlfriend!!!

Is this a set-up?

My mind screamed

Curiousity got the better of me

So, I sent a friend request and messaged her

She replied immediately

She apologized and told me she wanted to get my attention before striking a convo

Well, you have it!

Immediately, she shot her shot and started professing love for me and my writing

I was speechless

She said she never had an opportunity but now, given the circumstances, and the timing, she wants to help me heal and love again

I told her I needed to see a picture to even process what she was saying

She asked for my WhatsApp number

I gave her

Next thing, she sent 10 pictures

I have never seen a more beautiful girl in all of my life

Suddenly, I forgot about grieving

Then I requested for a video call, she declined and said if I wanted to talk and see her then it should be over a glass of wine not data

I was skeptical, what if she's a yahoo guy, kidnapper or even a set-up

But, I'm not Obi Cubana so who would wanna abduct me, and besides, I'm gentle and peaceful, nobody has an axe to grind with me

So, after looking at the pictures again, I decided it was worth the risk

I fixed a date at ICM in the afternoon

I arrived first and waited, then I saw her come in barely a minute after I sat down

She was worth every curve, infact her pictures didn't do justice to her beauty!

She was walking towards me, shaking her hips from side to side and smiling as her large bre.ast.s bounced with each click of her heels

I became hard with desire and excitement

The only thing more beautiful than her smiles were her long, light skinned, pure, full beautiful legs and thighs, just exactly how I love it

I'm not an as.s or boo.bs guy, I'm a thighs and legs guy!!!

As soon as she got closer, a lady passed and her phone fell right in front of me

I bent down to pick her phone and then from the corner of my eyes, I caught a glimpse of the legs of my date

I opened my eyes wide and cleaned them then looked again

Her feet or rather heels were not touching the ground

I looked up, she looked down

I looked again

Her legs were above the ground, she was floating

I looked up in fright, shaking as my mouth was unable to speak

She laughed out loud and then disappeared

I screamed

The girl whose phone fell, tapped me and asked me if I was okay

I looked up and tried to explain pointing with my fingers at the point where my date was standing but isn't anymore

It was then I saw the face of the girl whose phone dropped, It was my late girlfriend

"So, you are already cheating on me with another ghost, eh?" She asked, crying

I screamed again

She slapped me and disappeared too

The slap twisted my neck and my face turned to my back then I saw the Facebook girl and my girlfriend smiling and dancing together

I tried to turn my face back to my front but I couldn't

Now their heads were in their feet and their feet were now their heads

So, instead of standing on their feet they were standing on their heads

I wanted to scream but my mouth wouldn't open because Lalasticlala has blocked me from screaming the third time

Una go read rubbish tire today

I just said I should waste everybody's time today as they wasted my time in a wedding reception today (I almost miss the wedding rice).

If you want to beat me, come by 8pm, I'll be in my house with Anthony Joshua and Kanayo O. Kanayo!

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Nino65:
Please who else is experiencing difficulties in uploading passport photo on FRSC portal.

Mind you the photo size range should be between 20kb to 50kb. I have try uploading with photo sizes that fall in between this range but is not working.
How can this problem be fixed

Just change the extension from .JPG to .jpg


It worked for me. Might work for you. Good luck

Hi, am trying to start a silicon wrist band business and any help about it will be greatly appreciated.

#Word By their fruits we shall know them

manchy7531:
Ok is is in Anambra state..

Haters be like Anambra again?

Thank u

ahh operation crocodile smile on the way, very soon

When a crocodile smiles, you can only see fangs & teeths

Its just paradox my man. Don't think too much about it

BeeBeeOoh:
NO! It is in Yaunde in Cameroun

Nawa oh persin no fit ask legitimate question again? Abeg where Agulu dey?

lolz I love my family

Reminds me of the nollywood movie. Like if u watched it

Sticky fingers

Area Fada notin does u. Only him na 4 in 1, who wan try

Man must chop

Haba am tired of this blame game. Com'on bend down and do the job u were voted for

I think the real question is what did he sale for 7m. His dignity? his manhood? his identity? lolz

Wow very informative & educative. Big up OP, am saving this page.

donbenedict:
ehen na. It's just so beautiful it shouldn't b eaten

hahahahaha I swear na wetin dey my mind. This belongs in a meseum showglass

May her soul rest in peace. Hmm all the controversy that trailed her are now meaningless

Padding is not a crime. Its just the way our sisters welcome their monthly visitors.

Abeg OP wetin be "mouthed mothers" No vex, enlighthen me

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Great man. Far better than some of our so called leaders.

I call that birthing hips. Cushioning for pushing

GAME OVER