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Jokes EtcRe: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 10:04am On Jan 27, 2011
Chrisplus:
i guess u left your sense of humur in google, dts y u hv 2 go tru google 2 find d joke.
why am i just seeing this now? Could be that i left my sense of sight in google. grin
Jokes EtcRe: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 8:47am On Jan 27, 2011
we no dey beef you, we dey tell you wetin you suppose hear. Satisfied?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chronic Derailers by Spclst900: 8:45am On Jan 27, 2011
thread thread
RomanceRe: Who Is Morally Corrupt? by Spclst900: 8:04am On Jan 27, 2011
Woke4all:
Will you choose a love-peddler over your girlfriend?
guy why you dey put me on the spot?
RomanceRe: If A Beautiful Woman Stares At You Longer Than Normal; How Will You React To It? by Spclst900: 7:44am On Jan 27, 2011
kpolli:
stare back
simples
RomanceRe: Yo, I Am Tired Of Seeing Dysfunctional Looking Nigerian Men! by Spclst900: 7:42am On Jan 27, 2011
thank goodness i ain't on any of your category.
RomanceRe: H by Spclst900: 7:30am On Jan 27, 2011
poster you sef na wa to you o, why you go do that kind business?
Jokes EtcRe: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 7:16am On Jan 27, 2011
Studio CFR:
even google no fit even find the joke       mtchew
you for try other search engines other than google since i see say you no get work. Keep searching google to verify jokes.  Hisses
RomanceRe: . by Spclst900: 12:36pm On Jan 26, 2011
poster

keep the baby cos i don't see why it should be the poor baby paying for your misdeeds.

I haven't seen any law which restricts any pregnant lady or a mother from going to school except if the lady attends a private university. Worst case she could defer one year and continue.


Congrats for you are a father to be
RomanceRe: Who Is Morally Corrupt? by Spclst900: 12:18pm On Jan 26, 2011
both.
RomanceRe: I Dont Love My Fiancee That Much by Spclst900: 11:55am On Jan 26, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]Hmmm,

[/color]


[color=deeppink]
Hisses, You wen wan chop clean mouth  angry angry[/color]
see allegation.
Jokes EtcRe: A Grand Mother And A Virgin Girl by Spclst900: 11:48am On Jan 26, 2011
the girl try well.
RomanceRe: Dangers Of Prolonged Singleness-FOR NAIJA LADIES AND MEN. by Spclst900: 11:47am On Jan 26, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]Lol, Kai
You ladies would just be bent on satisfying one man for the rest of your lives
Just so he can cement it with a marriage

You panic over everything
Am i beautyful enuf
Am i cooking well enough
How do i satisfy him in bed enough so he aint going no where,

Hmm, You ladies are trying[/color]
190 speaking.
Jokes EtcRe: A Grand Mother And A Virgin Girl by Spclst900: 11:47am On Jan 26, 2011
the girl try well. Poor understanding.
RomanceRe: I Dont Love My Fiancee That Much by Spclst900: 11:39am On Jan 26, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]


#Spclst900
Im okay man,
How's abuja, Missed your country's barbecue fish and beer,
How's Lola, [ Hope you're taking gud of her ]

xx [/color]
trust me to take good care of Lola, i don' think she's seen love in this format before
RomanceRe: I Dont Love My Fiancee That Much by Spclst900: 11:31am On Jan 26, 2011
iyatrustee:
You said, A broken Marriage is better than a broken relationship! and i am like WTF he is a crackhead lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
grin
RomanceRe: I Dont Love My Fiancee That Much by Spclst900: 11:28am On Jan 26, 2011
190:
what did i just say, shocked shocked shocked
you have just said what you said.

Anyways, how you dey? Long time.
Jokes EtcRe: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 11:19am On Jan 26, 2011
Chrisplus:
a guy wit 50 inches manliness, has been hvin troble nailin chiks, cos dey alwys complain of his manliness been 2 big. So d guy went 2 a socerer 4 help, after bringing evryfin he ws askd 2 bring, d socerer den askd him 2 go in2 d woods, der he ll meet a frog, den he shuld ask d frog 2 marry him, each time d frog says no, he ll loose ten inches, wen he got 2 d woods he saw d frog @ d very spot he was told, d followin insured, MAN: frog ll u marry me?
FROG: no!
So d guy lukd n saw he has lost ten inches, he wen further, frog ll u marry me?, d frog said no again, n he lost anoda ten inches, den d guy ask d frog again, dis time d frog got angry, an yelled bck @ d guy, NO! NO!! NO!!! N 4 d last time NO
[/quote) will there still be manliness left for the guy?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Spclst900: 11:14am On Jan 26, 2011
dayokanu:
Players from the Bundesliga are highest goal scorers in the last 2 world cups.

Tell us what impact or individual honours players from the useless EPL win at the World cup?
spanish league that produces world best players are not making noise like this sef. Two world cup highest goal scorer: did they win the world cup?
RomanceRe: Can One Contact H.i.v Tru Licking Kitty? by Spclst900: 11:11am On Jan 26, 2011
poster.

Start looking out for ARV that will suit you system.

why didn't you wear prophylactics on your mouth before licking.
RomanceRe: I Can't Get Him Off My Mind by Spclst900: 11:01am On Jan 26, 2011
pro01:
E be like say this girl too like knack sef. . . "one of the best sex I've ever had". Always on and on about knack, as if knack be the cornerstone of all her life decisions. No be Jesus u need, na stitching of that itchy 'void' so that u go fit rest once and for all.
you don talk am finish. I laugh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Spclst900: 10:53am On Jan 26, 2011
ade don dey turn Anelka, lets see where he'll go from madrid.
RomanceRe: Dangers Of Prolonged Singleness-FOR NAIJA LADIES AND MEN. by Spclst900: 10:48am On Jan 26, 2011
M M M:
Zahnda link=topic=584496.msg7604208#msg7604208 date=1296007219:
Is it customary in Nigeria for The Wives to never be seen in public with their hubbies?
where you hear that one from? So you follow among those people wey dey spoil our good name.
RomanceRe: I Can't Get Him Off My Mind by Spclst900: 10:36am On Jan 26, 2011
now ur fantasizing of one guy, d next tin u ll start fantasizin other guyz, tis in ur nature as gurls, weneva a guy brings out his heart 4 luv, u chiks ll tk it 4 granted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by Spclst900: 10:36am On Jan 26, 2011
slimshay:
E gbami where 4ller wen you need him to put a dampner on things wink

Just a few points to observe about our fans current. . .

AA23: 2 assists
NB52: 1 goal
Kosoro: 1goal, clean sh!+ (na dk lick d plate)
Neves: Holding role, interception gave us that break.
El Presidente Eboue: er. . .err, erm. . .who else have we all come to see.

Its the Red and White Army. Teeeenhutt!!!
AA23 had a good game yesterday, i think his form is returning. Henry's visit paid off cos NB52 goal yesterday was typical henry's.

Congrats fellow gunners for getting to the finals, hope we get to win it at the end of the day.
RomanceRe: I Dont Love My Fiancee That Much by Spclst900: 10:24am On Jan 26, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]Please dont get married to her

A broken marriage is better than a broken relationship

please dont try it, Im begging you[/color] undecided
do you mean it the other way?
RomanceRe: I Can't Get Him Off My Mind by Spclst900: 10:18am On Jan 26, 2011
aminalib:
ok guys most of the time on here i am really silly and annoying but this is serious,

i am leaving my bf soon as i am moving back to the states since my job assignment ended, so he and i will be doing the long distance thing for a while, ok well i have a guy i was friend with back home, we have not talked in at least 3 years but i still talk to some of his family members. ok this guy i swear is on my mind alot of the times because truthfully he was one of the Best sex i've ever had and also the chemistry between us was great, i stopped talking to him because he was not ready for a real commitment and it hurt me alot, so i know this and of course i know i should not even bother to contact him again because i dont want to go back down that road, but the feeling is so strong, i am wondering how i will be able to not one day when i am bored call him up, my boyfriend is so loving to me, i need JESUS.
nice tale.
PhonesRe: The Cheapest Network To Call Now Is Etisalat by Spclst900: 3:48pm On Jan 25, 2011
crowntessy:
every una well done, but wit dis debate i hv'nt decide on which ntwk 2 dey use. what is d present daily access charge 4 etisalat?
i just got a message from etibaba today which had it that the new daily access charge is now N5. To activate it just dail *330*1#. Eti rocks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Odunnu & Mrbrownjay Are Romance Section Posters Of The Year - 2010 by Spclst900: 9:38am On Jan 25, 2011
congrats to both winners. Screaming odunnu
RomanceRe: Omg,she Had No Teeth And I Kissed Her! by Spclst900: 7:25pm On Jan 22, 2011
story story
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by Spclst900: 6:57pm On Jan 22, 2011
The arsenal team is getting interesting to watch as the day goes by. I'm so happy for RVP10. Fabulous4 is fabulous. Nice team performance keep it up boyz.
RomanceRe: Your Advice Is Needed. by Spclst900: 10:12pm On Jan 21, 2011
poster.
i can't believe you want me to read that.

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