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 Celebrities › Re: Photos: Ladies Meet The 63year Old Grandmum That Can Totally Snatch Your Bf by speaktome(m): 3:59am On Mar 30, 2017 |
This is a Lai But it is not from Muha...  #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Politics › Re: Ayade Locks Out SSG, Others For Lateness by speaktome(m): 3:34am On Mar 30, 2017 |
A good leader should always lead by example. #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Politics › Re: Abia Gov. Ikpeazu Condemns Multiple Taxations by speaktome(m): 5:40am On Mar 29, 2017 |
I dey watch dem with...  |
| Business › Re: Palm Kernel Oil Extracting Machines 4 Sale by speaktome(op): 9:45am On Mar 27, 2017 |
[quote author=angel2b post=54936547][/quote]Are you advertising on my platform or you are asking me question? |
| Career › Re: Nigerian Police Rank And Salary by speaktome(m): 7:43am On Mar 27, 2017 |
saydfact:Op please can you tell us their monthly and annual bribe as well... I know it will be 100x their Salary #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Business › Re: Bureaux De Change At Risk As Naira Gains More Muscle by speaktome(m): 7:34am On Mar 27, 2017 |
Time to womit all they have swallowed!!! Nonsense!!! #MySignatureMyBusiness 1 Like
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| Travel › Re: Why Nigerians Are Refused Entry Into The U.s by speaktome(m): 7:14am On Mar 27, 2017 |
It's well Bro... [quote author=Qmerit post=54984626][/quote] |
| Travel › Re: Why Nigerians Are Refused Entry Into The U.s by speaktome(m): 6:55am On Mar 27, 2017 |
Qmerit:What do you mean? It's some one that doesn't have better thing doing here in Nigeria that dream of traveling out to hustle there... It was only a Rotary Convention that I wanted to attend and I have been going and coming back Ok  #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Travel › Re: Why Nigerians Are Refused Entry Into The U.s by speaktome(m): 3:36am On Mar 27, 2017 |
Oga Balogun you are right Shaa... But why dey no gree give me Visa for our ROTARY CONVENTION Can you explain please... #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Car Talk › Re: Vulcanizers In Nigeria Are Killing People by speaktome(m): 11:20am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Truly on point!!! One day I told a valcanizer to pump one of my tires and he inflated it to 50 where as what is written on my tire is 40...immediately I asked him to deflect it to 40 and he started talking rubbish that am trying to teach him his work... I just collected the gage and did it my self and drove off. 17 Likes
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| Family › Re: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by speaktome(m): 11:12am On Mar 26, 2017 |
alfredo4u:If it's your own mum that came visiting, I think you will say thank Ma after eating... You can also do that to ur Mother in Law... Its a Normal thing in my Igbo land... 9 Likes
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| Education › Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by speaktome(m): 8:59pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Am running out of this thread before they bomb me with wrong English... "My Life is not spare" #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Family › Re: Marriage Software: What A Young Husband Wrote To A System Analysts And His Reply by speaktome(op): 8:37am On Mar 25, 2017 |
BlackDBagba:That is it |
| Family › Re: Marriage Software: What A Young Husband Wrote To A System Analysts And His Reply by speaktome(op): 4:59am On Mar 25, 2017 |
zinnywonders:Na so 1 Like |
| Education › Photos Of How Our Research Projects End After Spending Much Money And Time by speaktome(op): 10:13pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
This is how our research projects end.. After spending seriously and carrying out relentless research on them. A lot needs to be changed in our education system, we just need those with the passion in the academia.
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| Family › Marriage Software: What A Young Husband Wrote To A System Analysts And His Reply by speaktome(op): 9:55pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
*MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....* I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour. A young husband wrote this to a Systems Analyst - (Marriage Software Div); Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. . I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .... The Systems Analyst replied: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours," Systems Analyst. #To all husbands/ future husbands  5 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Minister Lauds Educational Infrastructure In Osun by speaktome(m): 2:57am On Mar 24, 2017 |
If na that one, Ogbeni "ARA" dey try wella I be eye witness to that one. #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Politics › Re: Wike, Ortom Clash Over Killings In Rivers, Benue by speaktome(m): 2:40am On Mar 24, 2017 |
Herdsmen and Benue people clashing Fulani and Benue people clashing Government of Rivers and Benue clashing God Please cancel any Curse on Benue people.... Amen! #MySignatureMyBusiness
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| Crime › Re: Lagos Traders Who Preserved Beans With Sniper Arrested (Photo) by speaktome(m): 9:47am On Mar 23, 2017*. Modified: 10:14am On Mar 23, 2017 |
Its Only by God's grace that we are leaving... May God continue protecting his Children... May our Brothers from the East stop spoiling our identity In quest for money making. Proudly 5% #MySignatureMyBusiness 20 Likes 1 Share
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| Crime › Re: Lagos Traders Arrested For Selling Beans Preserved With Sniper by speaktome(m): 5:25am On Mar 23, 2017 |
Its Only by God's grace that we are leaving... May God continue protecting his Children... May our Brothers from the East stop spoiling our identity In quest for money making. Proudly 5% #MySignatureMyBusiness 1 Like
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| Politics › Re: EFCC Hands Over Amosu’s $2.15m Hospital To Air Force by speaktome(m): 10:25pm On Mar 20, 2017 |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Hands Over Amosu’s $2.15m Hospital To Air Force by speaktome(m): 9:04am On Mar 20, 2017 |
lankylucky:Otua ka Odi Nwa Chineke |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Hands Over Amosu’s $2.15m Hospital To Air Force by speaktome(m): 12:24am On Mar 20, 2017 |
Only if you know what Amosu means in my Language Igbo #MySignatureMyBusiness 31 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Customs Duty: NCS Gives Deadline For Vehicles Owners by speaktome(m): 4:31am On Mar 08, 2017 |
The wealth of those ash color guys on the road has increased to one million folds if this comes tru... #MySignatureMyBusiness |
| Politics › Re: John Enenche Now Military Spokesman by speaktome(m): 9:19pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
Johncuppa:a for apple |
| Politics › Re: John Enenche Now Military Spokesman by speaktome(m): 6:11pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
May you always speak (say) the truth to us..... Amen!!! Congrats!!! #MySignatureMyBusiness 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Ecowas Court Strikes Out FG Request On Nnamdi Kanu's Case, Adjourns The Ruling by speaktome(m): 5:01pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
Ka umu Chineke n'ile si Amen!!! Umu Chineke nwe mmeri!!! #MySignatureMyBusiness 5 Likes
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| Travel › Re: Postpone U.s Trip For Now Presidency Urges Nigerians by speaktome(m): 4:26pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Let them stop all this their nonsense before our ROTARY CONVENTION BY JUNE in ATLANTA proudly a ROTARIAN!!!!! #MySignatureMyBusiness |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Favorite Verse/chapter In The Bible by speaktome(m): 8:34am On Mar 05, 2017 |
Follow Peace with all Men!!! Hebrew 12:14 #MySignatureMyBusiness 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Why Women Hide Money From Their Husbands! by speaktome(m): 2:31pm On Mar 04, 2017 |
zinnywonders:The Lord is ur strength my Treasure #MySignatureMyBusiness 1 Like 1 Share |
| Business › Re: Which Bank ATM Works For International Transaction by speaktome(m): 8:12am On Mar 04, 2017 |
MosakuAW:But I can't even use my Diamond Dollar Debit card too... What is the reason? |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Cuts His 80th Birthday Cake (Photos) by speaktome(m): 8:22pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
Wahala dey ooo Chicken cake #MySignatureMyBusiness |
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