₦airaland Forum

rokiatu:
spell check indeed. Keep it up.

Thank you for that word of encouragement, i promise to do my best.

gofyourself:
No

i'll still do my job.


God bless you

goofyone:
These girls don't even know what they are saying. The question is "do you wish it were acceptable...?", not "can you ask a guy out...?" It's a wish for heaven's sake. And if you were a guy, it'd actually be your call.

This forum is suffering from a dearth of intelligent girls, frankly.

That is why i have taken it upon my self to correct most of the errors.

rokiatu:
lol nigga [size=14pt]u[/size] make no sense.

you***

i'm not in a rush to blast president buhari. I promise to work and support his administration, But if after 2 years nothing apart from boko haram changed, i'll have to campaign against his administration.

dovelike:
Ok. Because you didn't pm me.

i thought all you had to do was hit pm...i'll try again.


You seun, why not add Instant messaging features to this site? how the hell you just so old fashioned?

dovelike:
Are you new to Nairaland or is this your second account?

Am kinda in between. not new but don't use the site often.

sledjama:

Firefire:
OKAY

DickDastardly:
C of O

CecyAdrian:

Maczeelly:
Gjkk

Taylor86:
h

Taylor86:
h

iwant2beheard:
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sledjama:
I just hope GMB will end Godfather-ism
Nigerians voted him not Tinubu

Seun, if you call this people "members of Nairaland", then you as desperate as PDP and APC e-rats

letter to seun

Dear seun

I have seen that you are so old fashioned even though you brought up this brilliant idea 'Nairaland'. Don't you think its time to make changes? since i opened up this New account, I have been very active in all sections.

Anyways, all i'm saying is that i'm more qualified to be a mod. with all of my experience with facebook, twitter, instagram, yahoo, etc, i know i have the full potential to run the affairs of this site.

Another thing, do you really see with that shinning eyes of yours

Sincerely,

Spellingcheck.

where is buhari, please come may 29, i wish to see people imprisoned.

dovelike:
I was simply showing you the other mistake I made.

i saw that but i had to give you that. i like your sincerity. i'll take my time and follow you up...I just PM you

Unibenstudent:
Simply fvck off

simply take correction

dovelike:
And ones, not once. You are not so good in your job.

madam oxford dictionary, please teach me more about volunteering activities

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Unibenstudent:
1)helping her wash clothes
2)helping her write her exams
3)allowing her slap u playfully
4)giving her liberty to flirt with other guys when u r dating her
5)helping her carry her handbag
6)condoning her shouting on u
7)add urs

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no space no paragraph?. No reply from me

meimoks:
I'm not against you, as a matter of fact I like it and I wish we can all take corrections without getting nasty

NICE one from a mature mind

Dorisbest:
smh

"syb"

gofyourself:
))) myob

JUST THANK ME

mirexxx:
not commonly used! it's for knights and Royalties.

its a sign of respect in all cases.

nn

meimoks:
**sir

sire is also correct

meimoks:
Na wa for you oh! You missed one, I won't show you.

all this am doing is for your own good. I don't get paid, but it gladdens my heart that i can help develop your writing skill

LaurelP:
Ok thanks

you are welcome sire

Alexpissu:
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Please, take your drugs

Op, upset is an emotion for those who specific care. I will advise you to move on with your life

alright.

Hope i can continue without your quotes.

LaurelP:
I used an android fone

PHONE**

Alexpissu:
drama,bullshit and stupidity are no match for sarcasm and a smartass attitude

smart-ass or smart ass

Alexpissu:
And you got a nobel prize doing that

Grow up

and you are mad about it? grow up sire

Dorisbest:
Annoying

it's too early for this.

ma'am or miss, am only volunteering to take on this job

gofyourself:
[size=14pt]Yh[/size] i can tell a lot about nigerians [size=14pt]gud[/size] morals ))))

yeah, good.

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eyizza:
Thanks to some considerable advances in science and technology, people came up with a specific set of “workouts” that can help you improve your length and girth naturally if you are willing to try them.
Just keep in mind that all of these have been
proven to work for others, and they can very
easily work for you too.
1. Stretching It Out
A worthwhile tactic for increasing your “inches”
involves simply stretching your flaccid “little
buddy” out. This is done in a very simple
manner:
• Firstly, grasp firmly the head of your phallus
(glans). Pay attention to not to cut off too much
of a circulation (you should not feel any
discomfort).
• Pull and stretch it outwards in front of you. You
should apply enough force in order to feel
painless stretching effect inside the base of your
little buddy.
• Hold it in that position for 10 to 30 seconds.
• Rest for a while and then repeat.
• Do this daily for 5 to 10 minutes.
Extra tip: You should stretch it to all sides: up in
the direction to your stomach, down between
your thighs, to the left and right as well. Do this
for the same amount of time as instructed
above.
2. Another Stretch Exercise
Here’s slightly different stretching workout you
can try as well.
• Grasp the tip of your “manhood” with one
hand. Hold it firmly but focus on not causing
yourself any discomfort.
• Use your other hand to place thumb at base of
your penis.
• Then start to pull it away until you feel that
stretch in it.
• Hold this position for around 10-15 seconds,
then release.
• Have a short break and then repeat this whole
process again.
• You can continue doing this for 2,5 up to 5
minutes in one session.
3. The Backwards Method
This one is rather dangerous and potentially
harmful so seek some advice from professional
guides I mention after the 8th technique:
• With your thumbs, pull the skin of your cock
backwards towards your body.
• Your other fingers will be providing support
under your shaft.
• Hold this position in a firm manner for ten
seconds.
• Have a short break and then repeat above
steps.
• Five minutes a day should be all you need.
Safety tip: Don’t hold the position for longer than
this, and so tightly as to cut off your blood
circulation.
4. The Opposite Directions Workout
Here’s an exercise that might make you flinch a
little just reading about it, but make no mistake,
it’s very effective.
• With your right hand, grasp the tip of your
flaccid phallus.
• Put your left hand on the beginning of your
base.
• Then, as horrifying as it may sound, pull with
both hands in opposite directions for 10 seconds
at a time.
• You should feel the stretching inside of the
shaft of your little buddy but stop immediately if
you notice any significant discomfort.
• You can take a short break and then repeat.
• Do this for five minutes a day.
Safety tip: Don’t continue if you feel any pain or
discomfort. What is more, don’t do this without
proper and detailed guidance by experts (see
end of 8th technique).
5. Kegel Method
It’s fairly common knowledge that Kegel
exercises are beneficial to women´s
HEALTH IN a variety of ways. However, very
few men know that you can make your dick look
larger just by maintaining more control over the
erection itself.
All you need to do is the following:
• Identify and locate your Pubococcygeus muscle
by trying method of stopping your urine flow.
• Then, once you find it you will need to start
contracting the PC muscle daily around 20-30
times.
• Once you master these, you should go for
more contractions per day and session.
Eventually, you’ll be able to not only feel it, but to
control the muscle itself.
• There are various regimes you could try out
with the help of a mobile application that is
available for free download at the end of this
article!
Consequently, this will lead to a very noticeable
increase in your length and girth as more blood
will flow to your dick. Your girl will be definitely
aware of your gains and your rock-hard erection
during sex and she will be happy, trust me.
6. Jelqing (Milking)
Before starting with this particular method,
make sure that you’re already at least semi-erect
(between 1/2 and 3/4 of your erection power).
If you do this technique in flaccid state you will
achieve no gains while doing this with complete
boner will result in some tissue and nerve
damage!
• Lubricate yourself a lot.
• With your right hand form an OK sign and
grasp the base of your little buddy.
• Then “massage” your phallus by pulling your
right hand slowly outwards from your base up to
its head (pay attention to not jelq your glans as
you may lose sensation in it).
• Then switch your hands and repeat these
steps. The benefit of doing this is that you’re
trapping and pushing blood from your base to
the glans and in that way enlarging its whole
size.
• You can repeat it as much as you please but I
would not go into extreme and recommend to
stop as soon as you start to feel any discomfort.
7. The Circular Rotation
This is similar to what you do in a stretching
exercise, but there are simple differences.
• Use your right hand to bring your dick
outwards.
• Grasp firmly but gently your glans.
• While it in this position, you can start to stretch
and rotate your little buddy at the same time.
• You should do this for 30 seconds for clockwise
direction.
• Then you can switch your hands (if you want
to) and repeat that movement for another 30
seconds for the counter-clockwise direction.
• All this makes for one session and you can do
five sessions a day.
To point out: While doing everything correctly,
you should definitely see an improvement in
your measurements soon.
8. The Weight-Lifting
Some experts recommend that you should avoid
this method for safety reasons, but if done
properly, and if it’s done in moderation, this
exercise can have REALLY positive effects on the
size of your cock.
It has been popularized over the years by the
Japanese, and it has indeed been proven to work
on several occasions. However, it is advisable to
try all of the other workouts listed above as first.
• Always try this method on your flaccid
“manhood”.
• Attach a special weight to it that has been
created solely for this purpose!
• This will force it to stretch downwards like in
other techniques mentioned here already.
• Gradually over a certain period of time, doing
this should make your size larger not only
temporary but permanently as well.
You should consider doing a little more research
before attempting this as it’s potentially very
harmful!
Source: Thestallionstyle.com

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if someone wrote an essay to you without paragraphs, will you take them serious?
focus more on your writing skill and stop this penis nonsense.