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Nigeria is the only country where our yesterday is better than today....Jesus wept.


Please if you hear any sound on your roof, don't panic it's me. I just bought a shoe of #200k and you can't expect me to walk on the floor with it..

There is nothing to tell brother, just package 2k for each person, and watch yourself wining the election.

Starzo:
Nafdac go soon locate you

We deliver in all parts of the country (including sambisa). My brother order for your own, I give you one week you done turn to oyibo be that ooo. Our product nah original.

Not every man come for sex in a relationship. Some came to heal, uplift, upgrade, repair, restore and bring out the best in a woman.

Men am I making sense?

Please order for your own cream.

Sai baba till 2050

Akorede1010:
Sorry NO

Ok, I will make it 50k naira, but you will use one of your eye to make jara for me nah as your customer.

Akorede1010:
30k dollars?

30k naira, abeg nah.

OP you go sell am 30k I want to buy. Let's negotiate price.

The man that said " he who finds woman finds happiness " has came back to apologise.

afroniger:
Refresh your browser.

Ok, let me call Buhari for their release.

5 million naira to start my own cow ranching.

OP where are the pictures? where are the cows?

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you done try, oya make we kill cow for you.

A motivational speaker advised me to take the bull by it's horn.....to cut the story short, am now admitted into hospital. Please pray for me.

Chai what are friends for?

May God give us such friends who will always stand by us no matter the situation or circumstances..... Amen.

No be juju be that?

Theboy21:
Go back n read well, she never get the "Mrs" title she still be "Ms" so she can gerrit

Nah person future wife be that nah.

My sisters if your husband is nice to you, don't ever tell any female friend because the enemy of a woman is another woman. Know this and save your marriage or relationship....thank you.

Theboy21:
This girl go sweet to smash

Nah person wife be that nah make I no kill you.

welcome to nairaland news, but first I bring to you the headlines.

Nah condition make this one bend or wetin?

Wahala wear pant and bra stand for express.

My brothers and sisters hustle ooo even our president wey see say country done red done enter street begin hustle.

Oladipo1166:
Dry note funny

Did I tell you to laugh before?

DannyG8:
no need for long thing my own just reach me this weekend but you sure say good girl still dey

The only one wey been remain died during the civil war. Me nah Niger Republic I the go marry ooo.

Cc. Lalasticlacla. Mynd44. front page let's appreciate our brother.


Summer transfer window 2021

Chelsea bids £140 million for Haaland
Man city bids £120 million for Haaland
Man.U bids £100 million for Haaland
Real Madrid & Barca bids £90 for Haaland

Then there is 10th avenue FC located in north London, lord of all number 10 world wide( Arsenal) coming with a bid of £2 million + swap deal for Nketaih, 3 bags of rice, 1 bag of beans, 1/2 bag of garri, 2 sachet tomatoes, 1 crate of egg, one bottle of cooking oil and one pair of bathroom slippers for Eirling Haaland.

OP the question would have been can anyone use $500 for breakfast? but here you can use #500 for breakfast.

Am here to read lies.

Who we offend for this country self?

Nigeria has been a great nation not until Satan sent down his candidate to contest for election.