₦airaland Forum

RuudVanNisteroy:
Do you think igbos are the only stakeholders in Imo state. Don't Arewa groups also pay taxes?

If you type such shit again, you will receive this where ever you are right now.

Which one is Arewa group? what about the ones that your governors have been looting right from the time of Adam and Eve, bunch of hypocrites.

Ever since Buhari became president of the North and not Nigeria, every Tom, Dick & Harry in the north just the get mouth anyhow for that Aso rock including their nursery school children and cows also. What we are all waiting for in this country is just for Angel Gabriel to blow his trumpet and for judgement day to begin...we are all tired of Buhari and his brothers in this country.

Are they heardsmen?

EvolvedPisces:
He never stopped

Cry me a river!!

The Lord said I should apologise to you! Am sorry for what I said, but don't call me that again.

when it comes to religion Nigerians fight for God but when it comes to their rights, they leave it for God to fight for them.

See the way they just sit down as if say Nigeria done tire them.

MejiLoyon:
I don't entertain visitors. Why come to my house when we can hangout somewhere? I no dey like see finish

But you do entertain female visitors nah.

seyz91:
Abeg enlighten me, wetin be fucum fucum sound?

let me play the song for you so you can understand it clearly!!

Do Me
do me small small
I love am
e the pain me ooo (x2)

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

You forgot to add that wicked fucum fucum sound you will be hearing at mid-night and cctv cameras watching you and taking records of how many babes you done carry come back house.

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Space for sale.

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If onah like make Nigerians no get, e concern onah!!! typing from Benin Republic.

Better!! to avoid giving birth to people like Uche Mmaduga and James Brown in the society.

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E concern them.


Meanwhile you should be happy you're single!!! someone just woke up and apologised for sleeping early.

VictorRomanov:
Na question I ask. I no insult you. If I no ask, how I go take know the meaning? or make I just dey repeat wetin I know understand? You sef think am.

Ok nah mere looking at their faces!!! nah typical error be that.

ok

Nothing surprises us again in this country, next news please.

Since this is not my problem, my problem is all these skin care group, which one is grind pepper and onions and rub it for six days....and thank me later.

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Don't worry make fulani heardsmen catch you first.

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Simplyleo:
The suspected criminals operating in FCT are

Lilian Obidibo,
Ik Chukwu
Franklyn James Ugbonna
Chiwendu Oma
Ogbona

However, let's blame Tinubu and Buhari, na dem cause am.

Take eeeeet.

Lala the chop fish?

Lala right now.


Meanwhile if the government know they have given up on NIN they should please remove that aunty that use to talk before you make call, I don't like her she is too rude.

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who are we to blame now, doctors or village people?

Nairalanders please why is it that anytime you tell a girl I love you in 9ja you're already owing her money!!! why?