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Men nothing wey barrett no go see ontop Mercy Chinwo head.

I just remembered when I was walking around the hood on my own looking for daughters of Jezibel to shoot my shot on and preach the gospel to them. The next thing I saw was two big angry looking dogs in front of one gate like that, mere looking at their faces you will understand that there is no joy in the country because ever since Buhari became president everything just the vex anyhow for this country. Without doing anything to those dogs, I started taking my steps backward, the next thing boom!!! temple run activated.
How I managed to survive from the hands of those two cultists that day still remains a mystery to me cos I was already counting my self as a dead man.

semyman:
Buhari will be your last assignment on earth

Back to sender.

Coldie:
U and I know this is not true. This is already happening in zamfara how many people have Buhari sent to shoot on sight?

Buhari is not as wicked as some of u paint him

Supposing if this is happening in the southern part of Nigeria especially (SS & SE) by now the army for done use people the count scores. Just like how terrorism is happening in the North and the government is mute over it, but the one that happened in orlu they have send there space ship to bomb and scatter everywhere. My dear Buhari is wicked.

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theFilmtric:
JAPA!!! you can't even spell

theFilmtricsay

Chill bro na auto correct cause am and I didn't notice it on time.
Mtchewww!!! unemployed English lecturers everywhere.

Kriss216:
The real CHIOMA with the Assurance. Not a babymama forming audio Assurance.


Congrats Chioma, my sister. God will bless your husband more.

No they said that good food is a way to man's heart but it seems that Chef Chi's own curry full am na why Davido no one marry again.

Even water kwa? chai Buhari has destroyed this country beyond repair!! What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist.

Buhari has destroyed this country beyond repair!!! what Buhari cannot destroy does not exist.

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What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist.

Africa is cursed. I know if this happens to be in Nigeria, Buhari will order his soldiers to shoot them on sight.

Terrorists.

What am seeing there are two terrorists.

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JOBgame:
it urgent pls help

It means she has used you for rituals, run ooo

So what about the man that trekked from Lagos to Abuja just to celebrate Buhari for winning 2015 election and didn't receive 5 naira from Buhari, did he die?

Abeg Mosdi come and say something!!

In Mosdii's anthem "Nigerian girls are useless all of them.

In Sapphira's pledge "The future is female.


We the elders of this forum, we will look into this matter it's just a matter of time.

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Jerryherd:
Call a Ritualists by their names Ritualists, stop calling them Yahoo boys

This is a movie shoot, cos how did the camera man knew what's about to happen when he saw the car before the incident now took place?

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Mosdi come and see what am seeing ooo!!
I think this is a movie shoot cos that pregnancy doesn't look real to me.

Don't worry when they return down south to resume their businesses we will all give them terms and conditions, if they won't sell a basket of tomatoes for the price of #300 in the south they should catapult themselves with their foodstuffs back to the north we won't buy again. Let's show these people that they're nothing without us. If the fulanis won't sell one full cow for the price of 50k let them take it back to the north, after all they are acquiring free lands which they are using for grazing.




Unknown number calling expecting me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition.

Anigreat:






Nigeria is a useless country, filled with useless quota system people and useless leaders, nobody deserve to live here.

Since you said no body deserves to live here, should we all run away and live the country empty? Rome wasn't built a day, making Nigeria grate lies in our hands. What even pains me most is that the youths are becoming more useless day by day on relevant things in the society and can be easily deceived by these set of vultures called leaders. I weep for Nigeria!!!

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I think the world is gradually coming to an end.
That's the main reason am preaching for everyone here on Nairaland to repent from your sins, not when you will see me in heaven on the last you start shouting ojoro ojoro!!! Cos scatter your head with hymn book.

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EvolvedPisces:
Sir please you can employ me even if is taking care of your dogs I will do so. As it stands now we have nothing to eat at home, my parents are not helping matters in fact they are useless set of beings that doesn't have any sense. Please sir am dying of depression and my next alternative is for me to kill my parents and commit suicide because we're not worth living.

Abeg who know this agama lizard? Leave me nah, I do bad thing come join nairaland? see I go leave this nairaland for you ooo.