Cachetdotng:
you just rounded up everything....I no even know what else to add

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

chatinent:





13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.

ojotobiloba1:
Too much gossips and backbiting,
You will fetch water in the morning and will be empty when u re bak from work, fights, Noise etc.. Thank God I am leaving face me I slap you house tmao morning for two bedroom... Hallelujah �

seyz91:
Abeg enlighten me, wetin be fucum fucum sound?

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

sapphiere:
I have never lived in a Face-Me-I-Face-You apartment. Not because I came from a rich family but because my mom is a hardworking woman.

While living in the hostel I had experienced your number 4.

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Joyrider404:
Hello guys I am New here and my name is JOY.

HERE ARE MY EXPERIENCE

#in the compound then there's this guy always using his generator to lure girls into his house,when they come to charge he fuxks them.

#Any time one uses the public kitchen and cooks a very tantalizing food , neighbors starts getting jealous.

#The gossiping in the compound is extremely much.

#most times people waste time in the bathroom .

#most neighbors always use loud prayers to disturb the whole compound at night.


Add yours or discuss any of which I mentioned.
Let's make this thread bubble

OceanEye:
Turning on my 'i pass my neighbor' generator in a face me and face you house gave me a lot of headache. I placed it at my rooms window back they complained of too much noise, placed it far back they complained of smoke, backyard they complained of occupying space not entitled to me. I ran out of idea that I thought about putting it on the roof.

oweniwe:


Most annoying as a young man staying alone there.

Imagine neighbor's wives/small daughter knocking on your door... "Uncle O, come and wash the bathroom and toilet"

Wakanda nonsense is that?

Oluwaleinad14:


You get this all shii right bruh...seriously i off cap for you.

Akasammyoka:
Aunty ebere it no go better for you oh, she push the bathroom open just to meet me mastubating. i nearly fainted

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Sterope:
This is a good list

RICHSATAN:
i Bleep craze commot for my meigbour wife toto when i live for face me i face u during my corper days. i still want to experence it. that is the sweetest tow tow to Bleep

Akasammyoka:
Aunty ebere it no go better for you oh, she push the bathroom open just to meet me mastubating. i nearly fainted

Fr33born:


Looks like you never experienced fatherly love and care all your life.
No wonder you are a misandrist.

kodded:
congratulations