₦airaland Forum

Gentlemen no dey 9ja again ooo.

OneCorner:
This girl ugly die
But she go sabi fvck
Her ringtone go mehd

Idibia fvck me hard
Idi fvck me
Baba u go tear my pvssy
baba pound me harder
Yes tubaba
Dig me harder

Ani Weyrey ni e se

But I give you 1 Like

Cromcruach91:
How did you train? How many miles a day? Diet?

Should open a thread sharing your tips.

Exactly. The diet and training tips would be useful.

The lengths people now go all in the name of hustling...

I wont judge sha

NL is finished.

There are female generals in all Nigerian military arms na.

Did they jump ranks from Lt to being Generals?

All these 11 year old Mods sef....

AishaBuhari:
It looks like advanced wheelchair for the non-disable

Heheheeheehrhrhehrhree

** pulls down zip and urinates on thread**

This one na ankara.

Nike, how much una dey sew native?

Every statement by these politicians especially now has a political undertone and a desired effect it is meant to stimulate.

It would seem like we underestimate these politician's intelligence and over estimate the masses ability sha.

When person go dey drive and still dey check livescore at the same time....

majekdom2:
They are first Americans before being a Nigerian. Una too dey claim good thing yet won't provide environment for good things to happen.

U dey mind them?

zicoraads:
This is funny as hell

Of course that'll be his response. He is just copying his principal's script of how he (Buhari) lied about his form for the presidency.

Gbam!!

yeyerolling:
U enjoyed d view alone nd den censored it. U are mad

I agree. He is a mad man.

I am sure in the comity of nations, the rest of the world see Nigeria the way we see Bobrisky.

Nigeria

Oddities have become the norm. A nation perfectly upside down

Man of God for Nigeria go dey Bleep olosho, dey ball like Yahoo boy, dey feel like 2pac.

And people go dey contribute 10% of their salary as tithe and he go dey use their money to buy G-wagon for olosho.

Make he ride on.

IG of police sef dey do hin own.

He don Bleep all the police women for Abuja wey get big yansh.

Nigerian matter na like blue film

May God punish all Nigerian political office holder at state, local or Federal, APC or PDP, miltary or Civilian, past, present or future.

Na God go punish una children join.

Obasanjo, well done.

You will probably push up your own ineffective criminal candidate that will be your puppet.

Then in 2022, you will write another letter.

Baba weyrey

MaziOmenuko:
At least his father tried. Our own papa na land wey dey inside thick-thick forest na wetin him dey buy upanddan.
I just dey wonder if him been dey reason well at all; like say na for village person go remain for him life!

Evenn get mouth talk say for future the land go get value. So make person remain for hunger dey wait for future?

Mtchewww.

I don laff die.

wman:
This whole sh**t is overhyped.

I like his gogetter attitude and his smartness.

His writing skills isn't great. That was just too overhyped.

There was an element of boasting all through the story. There is a way you can describe expensive and classy places/things without that element of pride. Only those who read a lot of books and maybe write will get what I saw in his story.

I think a lot of Nigerians were overwhelmed because they hardly read autobiographies or hear stories like this from Nigerians.

If you read stuff from foreigners, you'll know that this isn't much.

And this story doesn't make him a perfect being or a perfect person to hold a political post. You never know too much about people. A single story is not enough. If you can be deceived by 'I had no shoes' or 'I couldn't afford my presidential candidate ticket' and you hold this story as a standard, you deserve the terrible leadership you get. A single story doesn't make one a good political candidate. Stop calling for him to run.

Plus, a lot of the things you read were not written by the actual authors. Ghostwriters plenty die! The rich and famous use them.

I'm not a hater. Just saying it as it is.

I agree that the writeup will make for a good movie.

Who else got overwhelmed by all those millions of dollars they were calling? shocked shocked shocked

God bless you. You have a discerning mind

She probably cooked it herself.

Indomie ?

Even our celebrities sef dey fall hand

One of them na "family nurse practitioner" na

What is happening to Nairaland ??

Nigerians are conditioned for pain.

I dont even know how to comment....

Hmmm....

When food no dey house and you used your last card as t fare to get to the interview which you are not sure of the outcome....

I might lick the plate join sef.

Basically a modem

This country is in trouble.

Nigeria cant be in this state and lay claim to having any credible intelligence organization.

We all see the rubbish the DSS are made to do in recent times.

I just tire

Hypo

If true, the son get sense pass hin papa

Technically, this buhari administration is a circus show.

Every public office holder from the Grand Cow-mander to his foot soldiers are all clowns.

What is the textbook definition of subsidy?

As far as stupid African traditions go, this one takes the cake.

einsteine:
You say it has the elements of a best seller.

Yes, it would make for a good start to a Stephen Frey financial thriller. I understand the entertainment value of a write-up like this. A lot of the people claiming they learnt from this are simply talking from an aspirational point of view. They wish to do multi-million dollar deals, bla bla bla but in point of fact, the whole story does not offer any ACTIONABLE insight or advice to the average reader as not only do they lack the resources to engage in such, they are also more likely to be involved in more mundane businesses.

All in all, good on him but I don't give kudos to people who, if they were on the Forbes list, would have a self evenmade score of less than 4.

Let them be acting all sanctimonious.

Paddy came from Money and at 29 had contacts and connects of people he knew through his priviledged upbringing. He even made references to people mentioning how they knew his dad.

Brand new S- class vehicles to transport to meetings, flights to Carlifornia, Malibu, Los Angeles.

On this failed attempt of his, judging from the article, he must have burnt at least $200,000

I believe this.

Some of these trades we overlook make way more money than graduates.

The truth is that the university degree in Nigeria as a means of self sustenance has lost a lot of value.

If a graduate gets to NYSC and the society now tries to re orient the graduate to petty trades like bead making, make up, frying snacks and akara etc.....why not just delve into such after secondary school instead of wasting time, money and effort in school ?

In short, let the over 10 million jobless Nigerian youths begin to fry akara na make we dey look

dalhjana:
op play me "life of a star" by lil kesh ft adekunle gold

Go buy radio

This is how privileged kids move mehn....

Well, I have my own mind blowing story too.

How I almost won 43 million on bet9ja, na one game cut am.

.....I play the hand I was dealt. Nobody sabi my papa

It is a pity but i seriously doubt anything can be done to help those guys.

With the way Nigerians in Nigeria die on a daily basis, I dont see how Saudi would be gingered to save Nigerians.

It is no wonder some countries already kill Nigerians for sport