₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
My prick dey scratch me abeg

Kassidy90:
Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3 billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3 billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170 million people is about 200 bottles per person a year. The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim. Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol. So, who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A country of unassailable contradictions... More churches and mosques than anywhere else in the continent.
Please who drank it?
This is interesting because It does not include paraga, and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro, palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only God knows...!
But please answer me... Who drank it?

fran6co:
the dude on red shd be monitored very well he looks like the leader of that crew.
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c d way he hold d bottle over Sabi de worry am

youngfocus:
pls as dem dey leave I dey were wit plenty talent ooo,OK let me boil on d mic,OK OK is d boy youngfocus no ni,aaah ash eeh,yor,yor verse 1 kolode kilose omo te ni ama ta kafire atupa lowa do eni ajitono WO,it me again youngfocus d king av arrive any other king to bowl,yo yo oti jee bee,make I stop eeh,make dem no cum sing my song b4 I knw

Horllamideh:
Someone should please tell the FG that all of us can be the Howard Webb they want, how about they set up a strong Witness Protection act so that individual Webbs won't be assassinated in a glaring moment of "mis-blow-ment". Corruption fights back harder than karma in this country o.

EmekaBlue:
Wetin corper dey do for forest?

Lawlahdey:
Sicko


What if you weren't being classy?

Lawlahdey:
I'm stee looking forrit too

efilefun:
Some of my mates who went back for masters regretted their action... masters students worst... they run after lecturer and lots of poo... just a year course outside naija and I felt like burning the whole unilorin... haba education sweet but no be for naija...

three:
"to achieve"
"to successfully develop"
"to be rewarded"
"will afford"
"have access to"
"will give"
"will be"
"in order to achieve"
"successfully develop"
"to be rewarded"
"will run"
"will afford"
"are going to"
"can get"
"are going to"


CULLED from APC book of FUTURE Tenses

kstix:
I knew there was something fishy about that video. But quick question. How did one soldier manage to conceal a whole water tanker? Evil that men do.