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Politics › Re: Nigerian Army To Set Up Cattle Ranches Nationwide by Spidermon: 9:14am On Dec 21, 2016

Na so

Navy sef go open fish pond.
FRSC and customs go dey sell cars

Make army sha employ vet doctors biko.

This country don turn comedy central

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Romance › Re: 7 Advantages Of Abstinence From Sex For Men by Spidermon: 10:28pm On Dec 20, 2016

If I dont chase the Womanliness but she come carry am come ambush me nko? I no fit reject am ooo.

My spirit fit dey say no but I go dey stroke am dey go

Education › Re: Kidnapping: Lagos Recruits Military-trained Guards For Schools by Spidermon: 3:06pm On Dec 20, 2016

OkoYibo:
You this flat-headed nonentity, what is the business of Ambode with schools in Ogun and Ondo States? You think because you hawk garden eggs in Lagos traffic, you have a say?

Bros, no wound am abeg

Health › Re: Veterinary Doctor Removes Bikini From An Intestine During Surgery (Photos) by Spidermon: 7:45pm On Dec 19, 2016

Thank God for the FTC who set the op straight

Events › Re: Lady Serves As Best Man To Her Male Friend At His Wedding (photos) by Spidermon: 10:51pm On Dec 18, 2016

For a girl to be close enough to be my bestman.....

Lion and goat cant be playmates. One na predator, one na prey

Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh Shows Off His Crib [PICS] by Spidermon: 12:59pm On Dec 18, 2016

nikkypearl:
this lady belong to other other room

Click like if u agree

Like say you sef no dey pansh

Politics › Re: How DSS Lied Against Magu, EFCC Boss - Sahara Reporters by Spidermon: 9:39am On Dec 18, 2016

This country na like weed wey dem don roll inside rizzla. Na just light remain.

This country is finished.

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Business › Re: Biko, What Is The True Value Of The Naira? by Spidermon: 11:23am On Dec 17, 2016

Saib4Jesus:
For you to know the true exchange rate of N/$ check the price of burger at KFC in America and how much they are selling same at KFC in Nigeria, that is the true rate of N/$ the rest rates are political!

Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Is Engaged To Ogbonna Kanu (Photos) by Spidermon: 11:04am On Dec 17, 2016

porshuch:
I know you want your mama puna to smell so dat your family will be rich like ikeji's.

I laughed hard when i saw this not because it is funny but because i thought of what to write as a reply and i pitied you.

If you like, you can turn your mother's pussy into dustbin just to make money, dat one na your destiny to contemplate.

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Business › Re: Naira Falls As Dollar Scarcity Worsens by Spidermon: 7:14am On Dec 17, 2016

Softorgasm:
lol that will be destroying our heritage, our culture and identity..
i still believe in naira...

Heritage, culture and identity?

Do we still value those in this country? Let us do whatever is pragmatic to survive ooo

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Celebrities › Re: Rahama Sadau Back In Hollywood, Shares Cute Selfie With Akon [PICS] by Spidermon: 7:11am On Dec 17, 2016

Akon!!!! Baba weyrey.

Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Is Engaged To Ogbonna Kanu (Photos) by Spidermon: 6:54am On Dec 17, 2016

This Laura sef. Her face looks like ronaldinho on playstation 1.

Hope say her puna no dey smell like her sister own sha?

Literature › Re: To Participants: Was Etisalat Flash Fiction A Fair Competition by Spidermon: 6:49am On Dec 17, 2016

Gbaun!!

Health › Re: I May Die Before My 28th Birthday by Spidermon: 7:48am On Dec 16, 2016

If i knew the Nairalander involved was this ni99a, i wouldn't have bothered to open the thread.

Thought he said he has been clean for 7 months.

Mtchew.

Gaming › Re: Used Ps4 For Sale With Cd's by Spidermon: 8:24pm On Dec 14, 2016

This is the kinda ps4 deal i want mehn !!!

Wish i was liquid when this came up.

Patiently Waiting for another...

Pets › Re: How Do I Eradicate My Phobia For Dogs by Spidermon: 4:20pm On Dec 13, 2016

Genovese:
Thanks. I dey even fear puppy

How can a human being be afraid of a puppy?!

Crime › Re: Obasanjo Begs Nigerians To Help Police, Says We All Call Them by Spidermon: 5:50am On Dec 13, 2016

If you are in a bind and Nigerian police is all the option you have, your own don be.

Science/Technology › Re: Baby Cow With 2 Heads Found In The North (Photos) by Spidermon: 5:38am On Dec 13, 2016

Some one asked why a pregnant cow was even slaughtered in the first place.

It is because there are no appropriate inspections by Vet doctors in most abattiors in Nigeria. Some states dont even employ. Oyo hasnt employed a Vet in almost 20 years now and they have the biggest abattoir in the South West.

If u see what passes for what we mostly eat as meat, you would be shocked.

It is a known fact that 70% of human diseases are of animal origin.

Lastly, that foetus was most likely to come out as a siamese because of the level of embryological development already attained.

I can see it was already maltreated and bound in ropes by unnecessarily superstitious people.

Celebrities › Re: Soldiers Confer On Osita Iheme 'New Civilian General' (Pics) by Spidermon: 9:09pm On Dec 09, 2016

Times are hard mehn.

For the right amount of cash, those soldiers would call u whatever u wanna hear.

Sports › Re: Unpaid Allowances: Dalung Meets Super Falcons Players (Pics) by Spidermon: 12:12pm On Dec 09, 2016

Unless Dalung is already a grandfather, he shouldnt insinuate that he is relating to them like a father.

Him no see these women face? The youngest would be close to 40.

Bring back Bolaji Abdullahi. That man knows sports

NYSC › Re: Senate Reacts To The Death Of 3 Corpers, Calls For NYSC Overhaul by Spidermon: 11:44am On Dec 09, 2016

nony43:
But wait o, I thought that Zahra Buhari graduated from a University in the UK early this year , Why is she not serving yet? She get extra year? Abi NYSC na for the average and poor.

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: SOLD! Hacked PS3 Slim 250gig With 10 Games For Sale by Spidermon(op): 10:12pm On Dec 08, 2016

captainking:
go to alaba a d price ps3 now...I sold all my ps3...for 40k and above

I was aware when you sold yours. It was an unhacked superslim. The extra accessories wouldnt have mattered.
Mine was very different.

How much is used ps4 in alaba now? Want to know if we are of similar opinion

Education › Re: The Misuse Of The Words 'ADVICE' And 'ADVISE'. by Spidermon: 7:05am On Dec 08, 2016

I saw a sensible thread on front-page that didnt come from the politics section and i was just like......

Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow....

Fashion › Re: Man With A Snake In His Hair Who Caused A Commotion On The Street (Pics, Video) by Spidermon: 8:36pm On Dec 07, 2016

Guys go break plank on the snake and his head together just to get snake peppersoup.

But this shit looks demonic on a lot of levels..

Phones › Re: My Tecno Phantom 6 Review by Spidermon: 7:49am On Dec 07, 2016

Tecno and their paid posters are all liars.

I bought a Tecno W4 and despite knowing their antics, i bought it because i was tight and my LG phone broke at a bad time.

The phone hangs, sometimes wont detect memory card and heats up so bad that if i sneak up on a friend and place it on exposed skin, that person will scream.

If i cant save up to buy an iphone even if it is used, i will never buy a tecno or any yama yama phone again.

I am sure this phantom is also a phone well suited for the refuse dump.

Politics › Re: Insurgency War Won, Buratai Declares by Spidermon: 7:37am On Dec 07, 2016

Burutai, stop smoking SK when you know you are going to speak to the public.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List Of Successful Candidates For Nigeria Police Recruitment 2016 by Spidermon: 4:30pm On Dec 06, 2016

Congrats to those who made it. My findings so far show that it is as usual a product of Nepotism.

Make una soffry oppress your fellow citizens when dem sew uniform give una.

Literature › Re: Soyinka Threatens To Exit Nigeria by Spidermon: 8:19am On Dec 06, 2016

He wants to have the last word on this matter but he is only digging himself deeper into the mess.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People See Lucifer As A Bad Name by Spidermon: 1:26pm On Dec 05, 2016

There are people worse than the devil that cringe at the name Lucifer.

My question is who are they deceiving?

Politics › Re: Buhari Hails Super Falcons For Winning AWCON 2016 by Spidermon: 3:09pm On Dec 04, 2016

Buhari doesn't seem remotely interested in Sports or in serious governance for that matter.

The last National sports festival held in 2012 and there is no concrete assurance that it would hold in 2017.

I wont be surprised if he gives these babes 20k each.

If he dies today, people will rejoice in the streets just like it was when Abacha died too.

Kiss the truth.

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Culture › Re: Photos From Virgin Ceremony In Ogu, Rivers State by Spidermon: 3:02pm On Dec 04, 2016

dollyjoy:
Na wa o, I hope non-virgins are not stigmatize in that community. Thank goodness I am not from such place. Haiiiiiiiiiin

The way you are so grateful for not being from that place ehn...

I suspect that if you are "examined" by those village elders, what they see down there might make them want to lynch you out of vexation.

Heheehee

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Family › Re: 11 Things You Must Know Before Your Parents Clock 50 by Spidermon: 12:49am On Dec 03, 2016

judey1992:
Pls @OP, sugar doesnt bring about diabetes. rather diabetes is caused by the deficiency of insulin, a hormone that regulates sugar uptake by cells.
tho it could be hereditary.

Anyways, your points nailed it.

but what about i dat lost my dad wen i was 11?

Sorry to butt in but i just wanted to add something.

Excess sugar can actually cause diabetes. It is possible for the pancreas to be producing insulin but the target tissues can become insulin insensitive when exposed to high serum levels of glucose over a very long time.

There are 2 types of diabetes mellitus, the type 2 being the hereditary type with maturity onset of about 40 years in people at risk of it.

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