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Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Lays Curse On Stephanie Otobo, Begs Apostle Suleman For Help by Spidermon: 7:29pm On Mar 15, 2017
Pastafarian:
SHOW ME A COUNTRY...

Show me a country that respects its Pastors, Imams, and Rabbis more than it respects its Farmers, Teachers, and Scientists, and I will show you a doomed country that will forever be the laughing stock of the world.

Tell me the name of the country that puts bible above brain, faith above facts, prayer above proof, churches over schools, rapture above reason, invisible gods over visible goodness, life after death above life before death, tithing above thinking.

Tell me the name of that country and I will tell you the name of a country whose children will grow up to be children---mental cripples.

Does that describe your country?

Credit: Joseph1013
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Highly Suspicious Damage Control Attempts By Apostle Suleman by Spidermon: 1:17am On Mar 14, 2017
**in Rick Ross's voice**

CHoRUS

....me and Apostle Suleman fhuck the same hoes....

....me and P diddy fhuck the same hoes...
TV/Movies › Re: Kemen: "Tboss Lied Against Me, I Did Not Put My Hand In Her" by Spidermon: 7:45pm On Mar 12, 2017
I refuse to be an hypocrite.

If i was in Kemen's shoe, I would do the same.

People are over-hyping the consent argument just to sound cool.

If you have ever had a babe sleep over, that is the standard protocol to get laid. You cuddle and proceed.

Abi you go dey find Notare public to help you sign affidavit because you wan fhuck?

I stand with Kemen. Na man you be.
TV/Movies › Re: Tboss Is The Most Boring BBNaija Housemate by Spidermon: 10:56am On Mar 12, 2017
Someone said she at least went for the auditions? Lol.

I have it on good authority she wasnt even in the country during that period.

After kemen got evicted, i only get the highlights from twitter and Nairaland. I no longer watch
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: Download Games On All Type(firmware) Of Ps3 by Spidermon: 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2017
"Red ps3 console" sending my greetings. Lol.

Enjoying my hacked 3000 series console.
Agriculture › Re: Payback, Picture Of Rabbit I Caught This Morning by Spidermon: 6:37am On Mar 11, 2017
R for Rat.
R for Rabbit.

FUTO, this is not a rabbit ooo.
Phones › Re: Guy Pours Wine On His Phone At Jokers Club In Benin (Pic) by Spidermon: 4:41pm On Mar 07, 2017
With the look on that girl's face, the guy with the phone can shag her right where she stands if he wants.

Binches.
Fashion › Re: Plus Size Lady In Bum Short: Hit Or Miss? by Spidermon: 10:44am On Mar 07, 2017
He he he he he he he he he he he.

He he he he he he he he he he he

This one na amala wey get koko.

Very Trashy.
Politics › Re: Senators Sing Different Tunes On Magu’s Confirmation by Spidermon: 10:40am On Mar 07, 2017
The allegations against Magu...

Woooh...

Let me hustle for my life this morning jare.

The Nigerian project is too messy.
Politics › Re: Senators Sing Different Tunes On Magu’s Confirmation by Spidermon: 10:37am On Mar 07, 2017
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Business › Re: CBN New Forex Policy Fails To Excite Foreign Investors by Spidermon: 3:34pm On Mar 06, 2017
Use half of our foreign reserves to sponsor graduates of agric and related courses to farm.

Either livestock or crops.

Imagine a graduate managing 50,000 birds or a 500 cattle ranch or 5 sq kilometres of maize.

Imagine 5,000 of them across the nation empowered every year.

Within 2 years, things will improve.

Not all these eye service.
TV/Movies › Re: 'I Never Gave Kemen Consent'- Tboss Reveals How She Found Out Kemen Violated Her by Spidermon: 1:13pm On Mar 06, 2017
Kemen must have laced her VJ with Lidocaine for her not to feel him.

I have always said it ...

Tboss na binch
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Coomassie: Igbo And Yoruba Can’t Determine 2019 Elections by Spidermon: 9:43am On Mar 06, 2017
DozieInc:
If the South should be united then restructure of Nigeria will happen.
DrDeji20:
I have monitored events within the Nigerian space, and I have come to the conclusion that the only way out is for the nations within the entity called Nigeria to either fashion how they want the entity to be structured or go their separate ways. I do not want to begin to cascade the very many injustices visited by the “State” on the same people that fund its existence. Only a dishonest or very ignorant person will say that the need to restructure the entity is not immediate.
For the regions to begin to organize themselves and evince a solution that will make them to thrive and ensure that their properties and lives are secured. Like minds must regroup, societies have evolved using this age-old system. Giuseppe Garibaldi unified Italy, leading one thousand volunteers to drive away the bourbons. I hope we do not get to that level.
DrDeji20:
I have monitored events within the Nigerian space, and I have come to the conclusion that the only way out is for the nations within the entity called Nigeria to either fashion how they want the entity to be structured or go their separate ways. I do not want to begin to cascade the very many injustices visited by the “State” on the same people that fund its existence. Only a dishonest or very ignorant person will say that the need to restructure the entity is not immediate.
For the regions to begin to organize themselves and evince a solution that will make them to thrive and ensure that their properties and lives are secured. Like minds must regroup, societies have evolved using this age-old system. Giuseppe Garibaldi unified Italy, leading one thousand volunteers to drive away the bourbons. I hope we do not get to that level.
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Politics › Re: I Am Returning Soon To Continue Project Of Fixing Nigeria - Buhari by Spidermon: 9:39am On Mar 06, 2017
Baba pls stay and let the doctors properly service your rusty engines.

Not that in another 2 months you will be telling us through your mouthpieces that your timing chain has cut or your gear oil needs changing.
TV/Movies › Re: Kemen’s Family Reacts To His Disqualification From Bbnaija Due To Tboss’ Assault by Spidermon: 9:29am On Mar 06, 2017
Maggi and coca cola kwa?

Mehn....the kinda scientific research wey boys don do based on konji sha
Business › Re: Speculators Lose N100m As CBN Pumps Dollars Into Interbank by Spidermon: 7:23am On Mar 06, 2017
Make I still dey observe.

Okafor's law seems to be deeply rooted in our national matters.

If i could buy the new range rover Velar for 50,000 naira, Boy!!! Wont that be something...
TV/Movies › Re: Hilarious Reactions Trail Kemen's Disqualification From Big Brother Naija by Spidermon: 4:20am On Mar 06, 2017
Heard he got into the BBN house dubiously just like some others...

This just might be karma dealing him a quickie.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Builds Central Mosque In Abeokuta To Celebrate His 80th Birthday (PICS) by Spidermon: 3:58am On Mar 06, 2017
It's all just primitive politicking if you ask me.
Politics › Re: Buhari Media Pays N250k To 40 Propagandists To Comment On Blogs - Farooq Keprogi by Spidermon: 8:02pm On Mar 05, 2017
E no easy.

When you offer someone who is at the brink 250k monthly to whitewash something obviously rotten...

If not for nepotism, at least they ought to have recruited people with sense.

These guys on NL are just too obvious.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by Spidermon: 7:48pm On Mar 05, 2017
I guess Biggie was tired of Uriel's BS.

But who go dey cook now as she don comot??

If dem evict Tony, who will be the new selfie stick?

Disqualifying Kemen is just rubbish. Pure rubbish.

Biggie should as well ban all forms of physical contact, kissing, hugs etc

Handshakes only.
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Claims Kenya Moore's Dogs As Hers, Got Called Out (Photos) by Spidermon: 8:12pm On Mar 03, 2017
Oge, bring 100k make i sell correct Lhasa Apso puppy for you...

Oloshi.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by Spidermon: 8:10pm On Mar 03, 2017
The way some of una carry these HM binsches for mind ehn,

If na una small brother dem beat for area, una no go vex reach like this ooo

Lemme just say tho' that i dont like T boss but i want her to stay because i want either Bassey or TTT to knack her before my tv subscription finish.
Travel › Re: Airport Workers Mishandle Travelers' Bags (Video) by Spidermon: 6:48pm On Mar 03, 2017
Imagine say u go put ps4 inside that box with uncharted 4 come dey happy....

Not knowing that baggage handlers have finished the game...
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Walks Out Of Police Event For Keeping Him Waiting (Photo) by Spidermon: 8:37am On Mar 03, 2017
SpecialAdviser:
"Smith is completely out of date to give lecture on police duty"

It not only in d police. Even many Tertiary institutions lecturers hardly upgrade themselves.

They end up producing graduates whose reasoning is in reverse gear.

Little wonder how you still have many graduates supporting useless leaders who come with all manner of stupid promises.

cc PMB the vegetable.
Politics › Re: Saraki Claims He Borrowed N5b From Dangote To Fund Buhari's Election - Sahara R. by Spidermon: 8:29am On Mar 03, 2017
The old politicians continue to steal even from the sidelines.

The upcoming ones also take as much as they are allowed too.

Nigerians keep getting the worst end of things.

I know later, we would definitely find out that the stealing under this tenure would be record breaking.

The forex round tripping alone since the inception of this regime is crazy.
Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Spidermon: 4:59am On Mar 03, 2017
JastSiryin:
As in "blow" d most dicks right?
Lol. Bro, you harsh ooo
Celebrities › Re: "I Remain Positive About Reconciliation With My Wife" - Tonto Dikeh's Husband by Spidermon: 8:14pm On Mar 02, 2017
soberdrunk:
Am i the only one that noticed that 'Winston Churchill" didnt deny the 'std allegation'? angry. Tonto sef nor try sha, just disgrace the guy anyhow, now anytime people see him they will remember STds angry
E still better na.
Since when wizkid yab aunty linda, anytime i see her name, I remember smelly fish.
Which one worse pass?
Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Spidermon: 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2017
3Dobserver:
Wat abt debbie rise? She came as d 1st runner up nigeria idol and u need to see her music videos, dey are dope
She hasnt been as visible as Bisola.

Maybe her videos will change how i see her because she is one of the 2 contestants i want to see get evicted ASAP, the other being Marvis.

They are both boring AF
Health › Re: I Want To Be President Of Nigeria One Day - Student With Down Syndrome by Spidermon: 5:53pm On Mar 02, 2017
Our leaders have set a very very low standard. If the boy can fix our power sector, wont he end up a more useful organism that the thieves we have had?
Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Spidermon: 5:46pm On Mar 02, 2017
In terms of entertainment industry exposure, she is the highest ranked amongst all the housemates.

Even if she doesnt win, she will blow the most
Politics › Re: Senate Calls For Total Deregulation Of Petroleum Downstream.. by Spidermon: 3:05pm On Mar 02, 2017
gabicon:
Obj proposed the deregulation and estimated the cost as 100 naira per liter, if we had done it then, investors would have built refineries and the price would have dropped by now due to competition. Well better late than never, I hope they privatise the moribund refineries too.

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