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Lesson learnt.
Never give a babe a gift wey your power no reach. If na #100 sim card u fit afford, no problem. How u go enter co-operative because of p**sy?
ARE U MAD
Like I told one fool who was spending his "life savings" to dress like Iceprince just to impress some ratchet binshes #if she gone f**k, she gone f**k #plies

kagari:
Op most people telling you to take heart would do much more than you. Take this fact.
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As long as u are still paying for the phone in ur ex possession you would always be emotionally tormented
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As long as u still keep her on ur social networks, you would always be emotionally tormented.
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But i bet you it would be much more easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for you to be able to book a date again with your ex, to execute the plan of phone retriever
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If you know her house, just go there and collect your phone, you would recieve insults but there is no one you would tell the story that wont support your idea.
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Give the phone to your mum or you sibling and see the blessings that would follow it.
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#teamolosho
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No time for story that touches the heart

1000 likes.

greatestman:
Don't marry any lady that she is a celebrity in Nigeria music industry, Nolly wood. Etc follow my advice and thank me later.

Is your advice on Twitter?

These ppl just don't quit. I just got a message, I had to search nairaland through google with the address. I know someone would have had the experience.

From: NA LTD
In review of Ur CV, U av been shortlisted for a written test/interview on Wed 22/10/14 by 9am at 5 Yinusa Adeniji str off Unity rd Toyin Ikeja
HR: 08076314786

I have noticed their messages come a day to the interview date(who does that??) and the messages are usually in shorthand.

cdamsel:
yes u are,spend the money jare
Move will come

Hehehehehehe

cdamsel:
will use the change I hid to sort myself out

Lollzz....I will let this one slide but next time I no go gree ooo. I no be dorobucci wey dey take money play ooo,

cdamsel:
I bought bole & fish,change no dey ooo

Who told u to change the stipulated diet? No dinner for you then.

I would pick a pebble and stone her....lollzz

cdamsel:
no oooo,just Hunger

Take this money, go and buy bread and beans. Bring back my change ooo.

Akamo5:
d English version is on emuparadise buh my problem with it now is dat d game is in five parts which i downloaded but i don't knw how to merge them together

Unrar the first file. It would automatically recognize the other files.

Poly + ticks = Many blood sucking animals. Even if I hear tomorrow that Tinubu defects to PDP or Jonathan defects to APC, I can't be really surprised.

mattAR:
wat about d mc4 where did u download it from

Lordaweezy:
Can you drop link sire for the mk unchained and screenshot also??

mattAR:
wat about d mc4 where did u download it from

Got all the games from a friend. He downloaded all from apkmania.com. Try googling for psp roms but I tink emuparadise.me is good.

mattAR:
nicce gamezzz!!! My mc4 closes by it self pls tell me where u downloaded it 4rm. As 4 d mortal k unchained and tekken 6 did it play well

The tekken 6 gameplay is stuck at 48 percent max. MK plays ok. Whoever has tekken 6 settings shld pls drop....

mattAR:
wat games do u have on ur p4 because I also have p4, either PSP or Android games

Android games I have are MC4, Asphalt 8, Epoch, Shadowgun, Max Payne, Dungeon hunter. I deleted the data file of my FIFA 14 erroneously. The psp ROMS I have are PES 2014(italian version unfortunately), call of duty, tekken 6, God of war(chains of olympus), mortal kombat unchained and assasin's creed.

adepiero:
POOR DRESS SENSE, BOGUS MAKEUP, DIRTINESS

BOWL LEG, K LEG

SMALL BOOOBS, SAGGY BOOOBS, STRETCH MARKED BOOOBS, OVERSIZE BOOOBS

BODY ODOUR, COLOURED TEETH, BAD BREATHE

BIG TUMMY, FLAPPY ARMS, BLOCKED THIGH, STRETCH MARK, BLEACHED SKIN, HAIRY ( ARMPIT AND PRIVATES )

SMALL YANSH, FLAT YANSH

This is the standard.

malikmoreni:
I want to see a video of it lasting for 20years, the video must be upto 20years in duration

I don dey record am. U must watch am without fast forwarding

shegzyvic:
Anyway this thread is interesting. Despite the fact that the op scattered my Timaya but i dont mind. Mr op job dey for one primary school for my area and d pay is 8k per month. For the man who wants to roast his balls, jobs dey for owode onirin. They need people.

How much is the pay? Na u I go use as referee ooo

Relationships don't start and end these days with verbal consent again ooo. You just start acting the part and things would blend. Or perharps she wants just friendship. U can decide however to derive "benefits"

It is no problem na. Mouth Action got you about 10GB, straffing got you more...by the time he starts inviting his friends over for group--b*nging sessions, you would have earned enough data to open your own cyber cafe!!

The hustle is real Ladies and Gentlemen.

LadyCaty:
He was just afta d gals nyash..d guy sef..

No ooo. He simply wants to love her as much as he loves himself. Beautiful avatar by the way. I won't follow you but amma be tracking your nyash in this land *winks*

Sensual pleasure is best enjoyed with the eyes closed. It is just reflex. Have u seen/heard of any dude that ejaaculates with his eyes open??

fohlarp:
sory Bragnant.it hapnd 2 me at a time 2 bt I thnk it's d way we handle situatns dt matas.my boss sent me 2 anoda brnch 2 wrk 4 smone on getn dr I dnt rly knw mch abt d job.md sm mstk d Bm was atchd 2 wntd 2 humilate me in d prsnc of d client nd my coleagues.so her friend jst std up nd tk sides 4 d Bm.I was angry wt d Bm so I diverted d anger on d lady teln her dt means I av 2 go bk 2 my forma brnch 2 learn bf cmg here.d Bm rlly was on my neck thnkg wld be sackd.dt bos dt sent me dr tld me dt my name is stl wrtn wt pencil dt anytm It cld b erasd,dnt say a word.lata d bm tld me one day dt d HR was calg me,got dr d woman dnt tk sides at all she undstd ow d job is nd it wasn't d first time d Bm wld b rjctg staff,so d Hr said she lacks managrl ability.one meetg day all oda brnchs came 2 our brnch 4 d last mth apraisal,so wen it was my turn d boss said i came 2 reap wr i dnt sow dt whosoeva dos dt,d tomy wld wory such prsn dt was ow I said 'in Jesus name' he said wot did I jst said dt I said'back 2 senda'I ansad him agn dt I said in Jesus name.he got d messg dt I was rtrng it bk 2 hm bt nt drctly.cn U blv dt d next mtg he said am beggn U o,am begn U jst wrk wel o.all am sayn is dt we're all human,bt if U say U be boss nd U get bad mouth dr's a way 2 answa such ppl dt lata U wnt put Ursf into wahala.

Please write properly. Thank you sir.

Mehn!! You lost your job over AC?? I don't even know how to advice u. I won't mind if I am asked to remove my pants and be slow roasting my ballz on a kerosene stove while at work. That's how jobless I am. Lol

I expect that before the end of the year, we would have Lollipop available for our dear P4. That is the os I am waiting to port.

DAVE5:
plus she licks it like a lolipop

At least one of Google's top execs must be a poorn star.

Why should I give a flying f**k about their marriage? I dey follow Tee Billz yansh her??

Yorubas have a saying "Iyawo ti aba fi ijo fe, ijo lo ma wo lo"