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He is just trying to beat her into shape, fine tuning her. Signs of things to come. She better go and learn boxing at the Stadium.

pweetixandy:
Nothing and no one can ever make me stop believing in love..no one! Any guy I fall in love with is one blessed man.

Sup?

When e tire dem, dem go find dia way to the gym.

I think it is going to be a repeat of 2014 calendar. Especially because of the elections/swearing in. Training would be next year Jan

Morning to my fellow aspirants. It's another DSSC/SSC army year thread and I am excited to be here. I can already see some old monikers here (my ogas), I have also been following this thread since 2011 although under different monikers.
I pray this year is our year. I just hope Veterinary medicine is posted under DSSC courses this year but if not, na straight to SSC for me.... #GutsOverFear #VictoryIsFromGodAlone #LetsGoThere

Zero Joy

Na true oooo

Veterinary medicine.

CoCoLav:
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed.

Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof.

My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her.

So na your parle dey open everybody yyansh....

U must be quite easy to distract. If I would burn my food, it would be because of a good movie not ........

NaijaSingleGirl is simply hilarious. Most original blog content I have read in years.
When it comes to animals, people rarely consult professionals till they get into deep poo. In poultry especially in 9ja, even experienced farmers sometimes have problems, the biz is that technical and vulnerable but the returns are very good. A lot of correct points have been raised.
For Veterinary medical services, u can call 07030054811 or pm this handle.
If you fit help me find work sef, I no mind ooo. Ese oo

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mrvocalprowess:
ummm,d thing is,being fleshy or muscular is too cliché, i need to stand out, and if my skinny nature is wat makes pple keep talking, den i really don't mind,lol

*sighs*.....when conjii starts to hook you, you will be bestowed with understanding.

mrvocalprowess:
ummm,really, i hit puberty 4yrs back. ...

I would advise you take up a sport. I would recommend Taekwondo. You could do with some extra flesh.

This ni99a really needs to hit puberty ASAP.

I will spray the gaddem leg mehn.

Well....

Too much weed and/or too much pu*sy. Both are mind bending shii. Confirm from Lucifer.

I will almost tear off her head with the force of the slap. I am sure she will turn the other cheek sef. 200,000 dollars no be moin moin ooo

Well, I am not married but all my past girlfriends know I do Taekwondo, seen my dobok and have seen me in training....even tho' I won't hit a woman, I don't particularly emphasize that info around them.
So before she slaps me, she sef go dey fear to die na.....lmao.

If you still massturbatee with objects even bigger than the average d*ck, then your celibacy doesn't count for shiiit.
Virginity/celibacy was worthy only back then when it was possible to also stay mentally pure.
But with all the soft pornn embedded in everywhere and everything we see and hear dis days, abeg f*ck.
If una like, be celibate till una p*ssy juice becomes like evostik......sehpan.

drizslim:
Have Been Seeing This Pictures Since I Was 9

So you must be a teenager now??

ellechrystal:
Ha!! N they r some ppl in ur office that r constantly complaining about ur work. Always want to make u feel less .
I ve one in my office n she is annoying as he'll.
I no send. Her ish b sey I fine pass am wella. She dey even talk am.omo no tym
Na God do am no b me o

U fine no be lie.

28 years worth of akamu?!!!

All I see here is the handiwork of a good publicist/professional yarn spinner.
Altho' I feel the guy straffed the babe, the conditions were not exactly consensual but at the same time, if u reason Lagos babes modus operandi wella, u can already figure out how the parole ended up like that

I have seen this thread on fp before

#Olamide - Story for the gods.
If he like make he f**k her till she turn cripple....

publisher:
Dem suppose don chop the horse by now.

The horse no vex dem na?

Simple!!! Flex any muscle in your body non stop for 60 seconds. It would alter your cardiovascular dynamics and ease the errection.
Or you imagine something sexuaal but very disgusting like a 90 year old woman's hairy Vaagiina. Your d*ck will fall faster than crude oil price